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Read through the post..
It was an intresting one
Nice write up

Poster, have u suggested a reduction in the numba? gradualy he kan then gun 4 one bottle fewer times a week. .

I thought the central point of christianity was Christ n not church or pastor. .
IMHO, dont do it. Do wat u would be proud to relay to Christ, your people n your children as a story.
Let the mum see reasons.

fine fine jokes poster

Try to balance tinz
Only get online when u are less busy
Dedicate more time to ur sweetie (they need attention)

Gr8Animash: u got that ryte

Because ma brain is working

booqee: what are u feeling like??

feeling like Obama!

ode remo: how long will my laugh last?
one micro second i presume,
dull joke.
next.

Is dat so?

[quote author=~vicky~]see ur big mouth like google u no won tell abi? no prob[/quote]I kant say it in public. .

dani1luv: you mean my anus?
wetin you dey find go there?

I say sim slot
u talk anoda tin
pls, wetin be anus cos i knw say anu na person name

yuzedo: Mercedes Benz GL 550. . . Cos girls always use it to know that I have money!

Hahahaha
u nor well. .

Am a married young gurl
Poster, you are a married woman (no hinsalt intended)
Flirting in this case = 'adultery'
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kill the idea
afta that, bury it. .
or SharpBadtGuyz go use u do yeye

^Ask Google. .

[quote author=A-ZeD]I tell d babe say i lof am but she think say i dey play My mates for village don marry bon pikin finish!!!!![/quote]Loool
take note - u go nid settle many people 4 here b4 she go follow u go o.

dani1luv: Please where is the joke??

Inside ur sim slot

Dani and Bunmi,
let those seeing it for the first time have a good laff

[quote author=~vicky~]shd i laff?[/quote]No. .
Show us your kini instead

[quote author=A-ZeD]Babe biko help me now[/quote]Guy, u don dey take play play dey serious ooo. .

dani1luv: is this a joke>?

no o. .
Na advert
(Abeg na, unlock the oda one)
I go give u swtchic

ekeroyal:


@OP===>Pervert

How the poster take be pervert??
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onoti: Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin Nonsense joke...e no even make sense...and idiots are lafin

Too much hate in your system. .
Pls change

achi4u: pls try understand her,it is nt the N1,000 that matters... rather it is the long 'LIST' that caunt.some of the list may amount:400,000k and above

Ur head dey dia!!
The lonnggg list is the koko. .

Dani, y was my thread locked (mikuz d barber)?
I now undastand why it was locked but people are getting cracked up. .
Unlock for this is the last time i'ld make that mistake
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NOTE:Try to get the 'rules' posted on the jokes section front page - other sections have it.

I kant find d complaint thread. . searchd 4 it.
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Wetin u mean by stalking u?
u be DOLLAR??
mstchewww

Mrdani1luv: am sure u didnt get d joke
the female officer was lyk d drunk shldnt say anythang, else DAT THING would be used against d drunk at c0urt..u get na


. . .so bosom would be used on/against him..as d drunk tot

do u know what explaining a joke imply??

Dani pls unlock ma threa.
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poster u try.

Dani, why did u lock ma thread??

This was a conversation between me and Dani1luv this morning-
dani1luv-nepow, i like ur joke. can i get to meet u?
mcnepow- yea, simply follow me on twitter
dani1luv-twitter? I don't like that restaurant!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Omo na to order like two trailers of Yarinya from North!!

Choi!! God punish Solomon!! I go topple ehn record in two years!![/quote]buhehehe!
u too gbaski!

Mikuz, Dani and Sutoboy had a test but didn't want to write it cos they had not read and were not prepared for it so they decided to get themselves all stained up and looking rough and dirty by rubbing dust all over their bodies before going to class that afternoon.
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They got to class and lied to their Professor that they went to Booqee's child naming ceremony and the car had a flat tire so they had to push it back to skull over a long distance cos they didn't have a spare tire. The professor bin so nice, gave them 3 days to get ready for their own test.
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It was test day and the Professor knowing they were mischievious put them in three different rooms before sharing the question papers having only 5 questions...
These are the questions-
1. Where was the venue of the ceremony?
2. Who drove the car?
3. What is the position of the ruptured tire on the car?
4. What is the colour of the car?
5. Who sat at the back seat?
INSTRUCTION - All your answers must be the same in order to score complete marks!

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