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Swtchic

^Mikuz is in lurvvv wit b**q** #TakeNote
They aint having problems

bunmioguns: , so it was jst because of dis man dt u refuse my proposal, anyway, swtchicgurl av finally accepted, so am gone with her nw. . . .nvr knew dt ur fiancee is soo handsome like dis

Quit being dillusional!

Gr8Animash: Two men where out playing golf, they ntroduced themselves and asked fr each others occupation, one said he's a dentist the other a sniper assasin, the assasin said his rifle was in nis golf club bag. The dentist asked to see it, while looking through the scope the dentist saw his house in the far away distance,on a 2nd glance he saw his neighbour with his wife in bed through the window, angered he asked the assasin what it would cost to snoot his neigbor in the cock [/b]cuz he slept wit his wife and [b]shoog his wife in the mouth [/b]cux she nags him.the assasin said £1000 a bullet equalling £2000 for the 2 shots .the dentist agreed,so the sniper took the gun back and aimed to fire...sudenly he stopped and said..[b]oi mate, i cud save you a grand..

hahahaha! wtf!
wait for a BJ!!??

Poster, come show us wia u hide the yoke. .

Poster, u dey cut liver??

lmfdo!!!

A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked ''How long before i can get a haircut? ''
He looked around the shop full of customers... and said '' About 2 hours '' The guy left.
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A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked '' How long before i can get a haircut?''
He looked around the shop and said '' About 3 hours '' The guy left.
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A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked '' How long before i can get a haircut?''.
He looked around and said '' About an hour only '' The guy left.

The barber turned to Little Johnny and said '' Johnny, Do me a favour, Follow that guy and see where he goes to. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back and he's still with the hair ''.
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A little while later Little Johnny returned to the shop laughing hysterically.
the barber asked ''What's the meaning of this now? Where does the guy go whenever he leaves here?''

Little Johnny looked up with tears in his eyes after a long period of laughter and said '' TO YOUR WIFE AT HOME!''.

1. skales
2. skales
3. jackpot
4. jackpot
5. sutoboy
6. . . .

bunmioguns: Subscription failed

lmdo!!
na jealousy go kill u!

Me like . .
Keep them cuuminggg!!!

swtchicgurl: ok, i don't have my pants on, but i'm in a metallic jean short!

Thumbs up!
U know d drill. .

hehehehehe

loool!
Make una nor kill akpos o!

texazzpete: Isn't it amusing how Nigerians think?

The same people that will be abusing the Oil Companies for pollution and environmental degradation are now the ones demanding for licenses for these illegal refineries operated by people with ZERO regard for the environment.

Have you m0r0ns checked to see the quality of the refined crude? No!
Have you m0r0ns checked to see how the gas from the crude oil is being treated? No!
Have you m0r0ns checked to see how the water accompanying the crude oil is disposed of? No!

These folks puncture high pressure crude oil lines and oil leaks out into the environment. The gas in the pipelines and the one dissolved in the oil escape to the atmosphere (since they are not flared). The water is decanted off and left to leach into the soil or any surrounding water body. The 'refined' crude contains much more impurities than the real deal.

Yes, we all agree that the FG is full of muppets who have failed woefully in running our refineries...but anyone speaking up for this criminal enterprise needs to have his brains checked.

These are the real problems with the illegal refineries. .
I support you

I for no run!

Dry like okporoko. .

Homar, wat do u think d criteria is 4 getting a topic to homepage?
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hav u seen a b.b or car sales advert on homepage? ma bro, not all topics r meant 4 homepage. .

Ur mouth??

Lets go swimming

Vivly hi. .

Vivly: *two wasps enters mouth*

*Rushes to take them out*

sutoboy: na crime oh!

infact e pass felony!

Felo gini??
ore mi, ejor farabale. .

sutoboy: u get sense so?

In ma usual manner, ignore d post. .

Lemme reserve ma comments until i c the english question paper. .

Ruqaya: Back to sender

Very calm reply. .

jackpot: me too, I would rather win booqee's booobies so I can set up a milk factory!

Guess what? I'm guaranteed of 10 litres daily from those her 2 cow-like fat chest melons!

Yay!

Guy, u don write ur jamb finish wey u come dey think abt silicon filled jugz??

^Isit a crime?
Wen u dey type in yoruba anybody cough??

Wia odas dey??
e be like them go write jamb

Kekekekeke. .

Jenny Agun: This guy works offshore. On several occassions his wife had contracted stds when he came back from PH where he transits through upon going off or returning home to Lagos.
whenever he is at home, he is with his phone chatting away with his girls whether he is in bed with his wife or not.
his friend told this man's wife point blank that "she is not the problem, that this guy has been a multiple sex partner person ever befor they got married and that she should keep praying for him".
She prays but she is getting more frustrated because there seems not trace of changes, rather, he is increasing his fleet of babes.
Amongs these girls, there is one in particular, he started dating before he married his wife and they are still dating.

Everybody please help.

She knew he had other gurls but she still married him cos of MONI. .
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lest I forget,
-he 4ucks b4 goin offshore
-he 4ucks wen goin 4 pre.spud
-4ucks imediately afta drilling, casing or cementing
-n also likely also 4ucks after completions
-n then leaves his biatch in his hotel room b4 leaving 4 the airport
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they hardly change, they dnt get enof, their loadz of cash is their driving force. she shuldav taken d exit while they were stil dating bt she chose to marry his moni.
Too bad. . .

mikuz: ha ga ekwe

E cho kam ju onye?
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Vivly, e ga ekwe??
E jor, she fun bobo yi na. .