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And you think the 1st woman would just open her hands and welcome you.
How sure are you that both the man and the wife are not planning to use you for some ritual? Imagine a man giving you things and not asking for sex, a nigerian man. Wetin make am follow you in the 1st place?
If you never hear of wetin married women fit do their husband mistresses that wants to end up as co-wives, go to port harcourt.

U're a bloody mutallab !

These guys just cook up stories. B4 GJ became president, he was the VP, and was also a gov, any Nigerian girl would fall for a guy whose grand-father and a vicepresident's grandmother knew each other, this story is simply not true.

Good story. Nice try.
Cook up another story sometime but work on your English first, sounds like osha english to me,

I can't believe am reading this. An idiot coming to nairaland to ask how he'll dig his own grave. Man U are either retarded, or an imbe, or a fool, or mumu, or mutallab.
>>mmschewww<<

Let him who is without sin be the 1st to cast a stone. Most of U dat are guys have asked an 18-20yr(if not less) old out. Most of U girls had also started dating guys from ur 16.(if not less). Then why do U want me to deny this girl a chance of experiencing true love. Why do you judge me and the feelings I have for this girl?

Hit ur head on a wall till U develop amnesia, thats the easiest way to forget,

@iranoladun where itch scratch no dey?

Most of U won't even read the thread b4 they start talkin from the corner of their mouth.
@ dumodust, kpolli and abbeycity. Its not pedophily, child abuse or whateva cos she's above 18. Born in 1989 precisely.
@190 adding asterisks to Ur name does not erase the fact that U've banned.

Why do People always equate love with sex. Don't people love anymore?
Things didn't work out as planned in our last date. She was hell busy. Then things took a different turn yesterday, she did her matric and introduced a guy to me as her husband. That won't deter me cos my mind's made up at worst I'll get a no like my guy pataki said.

@190 why u dey talk like this? Am serving in a polytechnic and she's 20. Well I.ve decided to spit it out to her. We'll meet today, I'll keep u guys posted on how it turns out.

Am a corper serving in Benue. There's this girl in my class. She's damn pretty and good mannered. I sure feel something for her but don't know if I should let her know. Anytime I talk with her the way she calls me "Sir" makes me feel like its wrong to ask her out. I know its unethical and improper for a teacher to date his student but am deeply in love with her. Will it be proper to tell her how I feel about her?

Lick 3 cubes of sugar in the morn, 7 spoons of honey in the afternoon. Stick a bottle of coke in ur mouth while sleeping. U're good to go

Call NEMA

Go for her mother.

Who knows the amount of sperm you got in ur reservoir, don't come near my sisters.

Dear ex (nelly),
Thunder go fire You for leavin me without a reason. E no go better for U.
I thought u were the "to to" for me but thanks for showin me otherwise.

Wow!! 6 long years. What have the both of you been doin these six long years.

Why U no go love am. When im don travel abroad make small money. Na long throat go kill you girls of nowadays,

For a guy, Go play PS 3.
For a chic, phuk a new guy.

If she says "i na son ki", she means d same thing.