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What a thread!
@OP Whats the moral of the story?

She used to post threads regularly. Good threads at that. But these days, one rarely sees her comment.
Is it that she's taking a break from Nairaland or that there's not been recent quarrels with her hubby?
Her name's Mrs. Chima. Has anyone seen her?

Bros you never see anything. Everybody in that City means business, both men , women, husbands, wives, boys, girls, ladies, politicians, pastors, babalawos, conductors even you wey post this thread. Abuja is a thorough No Dulling City!

High_Chief:
While you are still in the room, try and look for a strong rope and a chair. Tie the rope on your ceiling fan, get inspired and place the noose around your kneck and kick the chair away. Trust me your problems will disappear.

Thank God the innocent gal resisted you and your evil plans and ran to her room.

thats funny but true. I also don't think he should apologise to the girl cos that can really over blow the situation. The poor girl might start seeing him as a good guy which could even push them farther to do the abominable.    They're just two hormone-controlled teens. Best line of action is to pretend it never happened.

toyemz:
^^^

i honestly think he is 190!

I used to think so too.

Imbe @ OP

just passing. **farts**

If you mean those kogi babes, one sure thing i know abt them is that they're nymphomanic. They also know how to claim territory.

I got tired b4 the end of the story.
@poster, if you don't know wat to do, ask Mrs. Chima or 190

D-sense:
OP.

You need a serious prayer . . . call pastor 190

if i hear say 190 na pastor eh, na im be say devil fit still go heaven.
@poster, this is to unreal to be true. How did you survive a sexless 27yrs?

Mschew! Even imbeciles don dey join nairaland! Idiot.

A girl that sleeps with a man she just met not minding whether he's a ritualist or HIV positive, thats not the kinda girl you want to waste your feelings on. My guy for your good health, take your money back and beat the hell outta this sick b.i.t.c.H then get rid of her.

Dropping the name wouldn't affect the brand. An established business remain established regardless of the owner's change of name. Even Kim kardashian agrees to drop her surname after marriage. Its no big deal

Ha ha ha. Its becoming interesting. GRAB A CORPER AND MAKE MONEY, KILL A CORPER AND HIS FAMILY MAKES MONEY.
I'm loving it.

Before you call Ojukwu names, you should carefully and intensively study the events that led to the war. Ojukwu did not start the war, Gowon did. You can't expect ojukwu not to do anything when thousands of Igbos were murdered with impunity up north, you can't blame Ojukwu for a war that the Northerners started. If you had read about the wanton killing of igbos, the train full of bodies of slain Igbos that was shipped down to the east. How Gowon blatantly refused to keep to the agreement reached in the accord agreement. You guys can say all you want. Ojukwu still remains a Hero. IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE TRIED FOR WAR CRIMES, YAKUBU GOWON AND HIS COHORTS SHOULD BE ARRESTED. Nothing justifies the aggressive attack on a people who declared secession in response to the kind of ill treatment they were receiving in what is supposed to be their country. Get your facts right before you attack Ojukwu

All of una wey dey form "i can't poop in my Bf's or Gf's house", its because you've not experienced stomach upset while in your partner's house.
The day wey belle go run you, you'd be lucky if you even made it to the toilet and not dumping right in the living room.

I've heard a lotta girls say it over and again that they'd never date a bald guy. I would like to know the take of nairalanders on this, cos to me baldness doesn't matter.
If you're a lady, would you date a bald guy?
If you're a guy would you date a girl on low cut?

Pweety4me, both spellings are correct. MUMU!

The guy has OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) spiced with a narcissistic personality disorder. He needs to see a therapist ASAP! I can help him.

Go and get a job man. So others would want to scre.w you. Dunce!

Nigerian men are hardworking and they also know how to spend on ladies. But most men spend big to cover their romantic inadequacies. Especially if he feels so insecure. Mostly he wants to be able to say "After all I did for you", when you'll think of leaving him. They also have a tendency to be violent then because he'll feel he has invested so much in you via his spending. Can't say for your own man though.

Oh God! Blackberry palaver again! Thats why i said i wouldn't date a girl who uses that BB.

Arguments or better still, musings of a deranged, deprived, demented, disillusioned and delusional mind.
@ Poster, ask any overdue spinster and she'll tell you if a guy that decides to marry her is doing her good. Till then keep these sick arguments to yourself.

Poster do you think this is a grammar class. You sound so proud as if your english is even perfect. Otele!

I seriously think people should start payin before they post topics.

If i understand you, you wanna nyash a girl wey two of una comot from the same prick, you're a bloody Imbe.

If i understand you, you wanna nyash a girl wey two of una comot from the same prick, you're a bloody Imbe.

Even if she give you the thing sef. No buy any phone. 
Unless she go gree give you 20mouths as the phone na 20k. Even at that, no buy until the 15th mouth.
Money and to.to no get the same taste.
Money sweet pass.

So, how much you go pay?

My neighbour's houseboy is Efik. He's handsome and energetic too. Only that he has only school cert. But plans on getting a degree sometime. I can connect the two of you, if you're really serious.

My guy don't allow desperation to make you take a step you'll regret later. Think of the children that'll come out of that union. What if they all turn out to be SS. It'll be a worse situation than what you're in now.
The earlier you discharge the girl and look for another, the better for you.