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Do yÒu want those that'll take your money along with the sex?

Hi guys,
I need suggestions on businesses that one can start-up with N400,000. Lucrative businesses or investments.
I have really thought about what to do with it but the ideas that come to my mind don't seem good enough.
I need more suggestions cos i can't afford to do it wrong.
Thanks.
NB: I'm based in Abuja.

i was on WWTBAM yesterday. To my amazement, Frank is just like every other guy out there.
Make una just free the guy abeg. You don't expect him to stay single forever.

I wonder why people come to internet forums to table their marital issues. Especially now that almost every fool has access to the internet.
I wonder the kind of advice you hhope to get here!

First off, your story doesnt sound so true. No firm has a single person as the HR ulnless you mean she's the head of the HR unit.
If its true, my advice to you is take the job first and after you've taken it, you'll be shocked to find out that the HR lady may not have enough say over your job security if your input is evident in the company. She herslf reports to someone in that establishment. She also has a boss.
So, take the job and ditch her later.
Just pray that she's not the acid-bathing kind.
!

Thats how girls lose the guys that care for them.

Imagine a country of over 140million having a police force of about 300,000. Out of which i believe over 80% of these police officers are illiterate. When there are graduates roaming the streets. Graduates that can bring finesse to policing in Nigeria. They know the police is understaffed yet when the NPF recruits, they politicise it.
I think a true federal structure should be adopted, where states can run their police departments.
What do you think?

http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/news/34008-there-are-boko-haram-members-in-govt-jonathan

For saying that you " don't want to cheat on your fiance", its obvious you're gayy/bi or considering it.

How did u meet that special person. In the church, in the office, through wrong number, as neighbors, in the cab, on the street, through Facebook or 2go, in the bar, in the market, in the school, tell us where.

@OP, If you were so intelligent afterall, you should also know that two adverbs, "horribly wrongly", are not used together without a comma. And don't end sentences, the way you used them.

Vicjustice:
I've observed that the majority of Nigerians do not know the Romance Languages:
   They use these words or terminologies horribly wrongly

*   Flirt: this word that it supposed to represent something elegant, classy and charming (as its definition suggests: talk or behave amorously-in sexy manners, without serious intentions) has been nastily misused and abused into slanderous meanings that now represents LovePeddler and pr0stitution; how often do we hear a guy saing, "I can never marry a woman who flirts around"

*   Come for C'um: How ridiculous it is to hear a Nigerian saying "I came inside her"

Going by the true definition of a flirt, if someone says he doesn't want to marry a woman that flirts around, i do not think its wrong. There is no clear limit to the level of amorous acting one can engage in. Flirtin means acting amorously without serious intentions, and someone can take the art of flirting to the point of actually sleeping around. Check the true definition of AMOROUS.
Also Cum and Come can be used interchangeably. Check the definition of cum and try to read it to the end. You'll see something like "also Come". Meaning that Cum and Come mean the same.
I agree with the Poster on the rest.
@OP try and check your facts well before you act like a know-it-all.

Vicjustice:
I've observed that the majority of Nigerians do not know the Romance Languages:
   They use these words or terminologies horribly wrongly

*   Flirt: this word that it supposed to represent something elegant, classy and charming (as its definition suggests: talk or behave amorously-in sexy manners, without serious intentions) has been nastily misused and abused into slanderous meanings that now represents LovePeddler and pr0stitution; how often do we hear a guy saing, "I can never marry a woman who flirts around"

*   Come for C'um: How ridiculous it is to hear a Nigerian saying "I came inside her"

Going by the true definition of a flirt, if someone says he doesn't want to marry a woman that flirts around, i do not think its wrong. There is no clear limit to the level of amorous acting one can engage in. Flirtin means acting amorously without serious intentions, and someone can take the art of flirting to the point of actually sleeping around. Check the true definition of AMOROUS.
Also Cum and Come can be used interchangeably. Check the definition of cum and try to read it to the end. You'll see something like "also Come". Meaning that Cum and Come mean the same.
I agree with the Poster on the rest.
@OP try and check your facts well before you act like a know-it-all.

Whether you like her or not, she's your 1st lady. Swallow that.

I can't believe i spent 24kb out of my free etisalat15mb to read this crap. Mschewww!

Mr, Cork:
Ebonyvibe, Rokakaitu, Goldieiuk, Fikle and Mrs Chima are  known for snooring very loud actually.  Its no big deal

This sounds like the truth.

http://thedailycricket.com/2011/06/11/oprah-to-host-new-reality-show-the-last-man-standing/
Just check out the link.

My advice to you, stick to your guy or stay away from them both.
The guy's brother should start another Wikileaks, Julian Assange season 2

tpacalipse:
@poster, If u are a real naija guy, I don't think u will spend like that for any naija babe. Show them the dough but never spend a dime of it on them. That's what a real naija man does.

this is so true. But i posted it doesn't mean i do it.

1 Brazillian hair = 68 bags of cement.
1 Designer Handbag = 10 tankers of water.
1 pair of shoe = 1 trailer of sand
1 blackberry torch = 3536 blocks ( Enough to build 2bedroom flat)
Pls Naija girls, make una allow ur boyfriends to be landlords.

Just 4get the bagger. As if The free Zap that he's been collecting is not enough payoff for him.

tpia@:
people get bored easily these days.

i'm bored, that's why i browsed and dug up this thread.

This na true talk. Some threads are not worth posting on NL.

ebonyvibe:
You are  GA.Y. Try asking a man out 

This could be true o

Negro_Ntns:
Another follow follow by ibo to copy and appear equal in greatness to Yoruba.

f.u.ck you dude. Who said its a competition?
You're the most uncivilized, uneducated, mentally retarded, intellectually uncircumcised and irrational midget on Nairaland. Fool

satani22:
Above all, the little i earn monthly is being spent on/enjoyed by myself alone. I dnt feel any guilt of failing to call any1, no stress of thinking of buying anything for anyone.

you must be a very selfish person.

@OP dare to dream big.

Mrs.Chima:
Ask the question again when you leave your parent's home, graduated from university, and obtain a steady job.

Na true talk be that. Imagine 8months and they've had no argument. Real puppy love.

@OP judging by what you said, your line of action is the best thing that any sane, ambitious and responsible person would take. Don't even think of staying and praying he changes, such characters do not just go. A leopard doesn't change its spots overnight. It'll take a great deal of seriousness on his part to quit such extravagant and free spending lifestyle.
Leave his sorry a$$ and move on. Don't let him cajole you into marriage. You'd live the rest of your life in regret.

@OP you should know that good policies are always aimed at achieving long term goals. At the start such policies may appear arbitrary but in the end it always brings abt SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT. And that is what Nigeria needs. The kind of development that is consistent, beneficial and sustainable. If GEJ promises us that he's going to do just that, all we can do is trust our confidence in him that led us to vote him into power!
You should have listened to the whole of that speech and not hear a part of it and jump out to come and talk rubbish on nairaland. He was trying to promote consumption of Proudly Nigerian goods and services.

Ask your friend to trick his way out of this r/ship. Cunning (trickish) man die, cunning man bury am. As for the girl, She'll trickishly keep the pregnancy or trickishly abort it. Either way. But i'll advise that she sticks to the former, cos if she picks the latter, God will trickishly punish her.