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or are u insinuating she does[b] rimjobs ? [/b]

I thought this thread was about me and my sweet Omo Oko Eko

@Emperoh

u are a bloody nitwit suffering from Apolecia or brain-induced conflagration

I recommend u use Moduretic daily before reading my posts henceforth cos GUY . . . . u just dont have a n idea who u are f@ckin' with

reading thru ur posts . . .u simply dont make sense, so why should anyone take u serious ?

u need to find a JOB fast cos thats why u have been borrowing money from that neighbour of urs to come browse Nairaland, so DO URSELF A FAVOUR AND MAKE URSELF MORE KNOWN ON THAT SECTION THAN HERE _{circulate more of ur CVs there and remember not to put "SUPPORTING MANURE TEAM IS MY HOBBY}". . .COS THIS ZONE MIGHT BE AN UNNEEDED DISTRACTION FOR U

retarded creatures like u always come up spewing outright balderdash but they end up being chased out of NLAND unceremoniously . . . .NOW, EVEN CHACAL CAN TESTIFY TO THAT, SO HOW CAN HE EVER PROTECT U FROM WHAT WILL BECOME OF U WHEN I FINISH WITH UR SORRY A$$ ?

back to footie . . . .

@Dayokanu

ki lo man se e naa ? why do u disagree that Amuneke scored a clearly onside goal against the Argentines ? must u always be on OTHER SIDE ?

@CHACAL

am sure u watched Pato at the last u-20 World Cup ? too much fuzz over nothing . . .looked like a faster version of Diaby, losing possession too easily after creating a buzz around himself . . .THE TRUTH IS SUCH PLAYERS LIKE PATO NEVER LIVE TO THEIR TRUE POTENTIALS, OR DO WE NOW SAY COS OF HIS SUPPOSED GOOD PERFORMANCES IN THE LEAGUE, HE WILL TAKE EUROPE BY STORM ?

IF U SAY YES HE WOULD . . . THEN U SHOULD GO PICK UP A FORM FOR STAND-UP COMEDIANS' TRAINING FROM BABA SUWE'S OFFICE

Please I-Man, this is no avenue for Mudslinging and name calling. Give respect to these guys because they deserve it. Even if you want to criticise them there is a gentlemanly way of doing it.

You are not an inch closer to their achvement. So if you are a Man Utd fan please, we don't tolerate name calling. Give respect to your Rivals and insult them on the field of play.

this is what the idiot was saying few days ago 

and now . . .

Emperoh:
Unfortunately he might have met his match. I fear no one. check that name again. Its full name is EMPEROR NERO
he should beware.


Gaynners please You are all advised to leave this forum.

I came in here as a Gentleman but You guys have thrown decency to the wind and traded words like Okrika at Cotonou Marche Dantokpa.

If he's a fashola Boy, He should ask Anambrarians How the Uba's do it in Anambra my Home state.

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shows how pathetic people could turn out to be in a very short time . . .

IMAGINE THE GUY SEF DEY DESCRIBE HIMSELF AS IT . . .BLOODY ANIMAL "

guy, when them borrow u money to come browse again, holler me then i go show u say na here we dey always dey, unlike u muppets always getting your a$$ into something u can't complete  . . .IDIOT !

@I-man

tell it to the marines !  

not even when the article code ends with[b] 419[/b]  

@Chacal

was it when Italy dispatched us alone ? remember when Maradona and and his cohorts dazzled our super eagles ?  

@Emperoh

not when u are putting ur nose in the wrong place

u rather need to be sent to our sports kindergarten class

not to worry . . . the Scousers are ours for thumping

Clatter-butt or f@ck ever cant stop us from pummeling Liverpool, remember its going down at the Emirates

plus erm erm . . .Clatter-butt is a closet gunner

GOD bless Clattenburg

imagine he was even marking for Tottenham, blocking off the MANCS atimes . . .I just loved that sight, u can't always have refs doing your bidding or can u ?

who saw how pained those bois were they really wanted that win, imagine Evra and Rio being made to look so stupid,

7 yellow cards . . . HABA !

Lennon is fast maturing and yáll best believe Ramos will be top dawg next season, what with the current assemblage of players he has got

God bless Clattenburg . . . .our fave Gunner ref, _{at least una get Mike Riley}  

Adebayor . . . . I maintain will win the Golden boot at the end of the season, the mere fact that he is playing next to MR COOL IN FRONT OF GOAL- EDUARDO has even propelled him to be more composed than ever, little wonder when we spoke last he promised me from now on HE WILL BE SCORING AT LEAST BRACES   

who be katrina ?

ur latest shag

or the hurricane

anyways . . . go settle ur love tango with Toyinrayo

no wonder my HEART-fone was beeping

its 2.45 am . . . me needs to get myself some sleep, and JACKAL is here trying to incorporate me into a convo I wasnt involved in . . , say who is the[b] Viewer ? [/b] _{Chacal,how is u dawg ?}

@dEBOSKY

u don dey kolo small small . .na 2moro for u and me

thank u . . . thank u . . . erm erm matrimony hasnt been a bed of roses u know considering the fact that Yaradua is die

truly so . . .my marriage has made me calmer than before, at least I have where I can pour all my agression now _{u dey craze for dat question wey u ask me egbe n worry e by the side}

and erm . . . u know its not easy getting married to a sheller but sincerely u people at Onitsha Ovation u sabi wind pipo sha _{u don make me talk wetin I no suppose talk, promise say u no go print all these unprintable things abt my newly wedded wife}

yes . . .let me quickly return to my wifely duties . . . HONEYMOON SWEET O MY PEOPLE !!!

wow !

and they had to create a thread for us

well . . .its all good

Omo Eko and I are having a blissful time in Dubai and we will soon be headed for Pretoria for a few days and shortly after then we will be headed for Miami . . . .can Life be sweeter ?

my advice to u younger chaps . . .go get married, _{that way u wont be having sex illegit} at least NL has a produced us as a beautiful matrimony testimony

but come o ! how come no one sent this link to me ?

I stumbled on it via Google _{and no one should mind e-baby saying am a baba, na pull she just dey pull una legs, hin no say I be young and rich bobo, ask Islander}

I wonder how pessimistic Nigerians would always continue to be  

no wonder we NEVER LIVE TO OUR TRUE POTENTIALS AS INDIVIDUALS AND AS A NATION    

what Strike force do the Ghanians boast of that can do the damage ? Junior Agogo a conference league player in England   or Muntari _{without his shots} a proper Sule   or a midfield that is lacking an Appiah that would have propelled them to greater heights ?  

at the last World Cup what was their undoing ? THEIR LACK OF CREATIVITY IN ATTACK ! have they corrected it ? NOOO ! so what are u all on about ?  

back to us  . . . .have we ever achieved anything the easy way ? NEVER !

did we not have it rough before we won all major competitions we have ? WHY DO NIGERIANS HAVE SHORT MEMORY ?

FUNNY ENOUGH, MOST NIGERIANS HITHERTO CLAIMED THEY HAD BECOME DISPASSIONATE ABOUT THE SUPER EAGLES, NOW THEY DERIVE MORE JOY COMING ON NLAND TO DISCUSS THE SUPER FOWLS   NA WAAAAA OOOOO !  

NIGERIA WILL WIN THIS HANDS DOWN . . .I TIP TAIYE TAIWO TO SCORE AGAIN, AND I BELIEVE UCHE KALU OR NSOFOR WILL BE AMONGST THE GOALSCORERS

NIGERIA WILL WIN THIS . . . .WANNA BET UR LEFT HAND ?  

whatever it is . . . some of the so-called professors are jobless

if they could study how Becks plays his set pieces and how he shits, then what else would they not study ? how Jackal would love to transform to a LIGER ?

@Niniman

that Manucho is a nigerian is so stale a news it has become putrid

@PATAKI AND ELDEE  

why do u guys just fail to see that I was baiting my boy Jackal  

forget Ritchie . . .I dont battle a member of my battalion, rather I will have him punished for insolence  

face it Chacal . . . .u aint got a life of urs  

_{but seriously . . .how is Gamine ?}

@A-40

there is no way the Mancs wouldnt be in for a thumping

@I-man

what do u expect from someone that suddenly falls in love with JACKAL'S WAYS ?

yeah . . .f@ck civilised criticism

@Pataki

if Adebayor was a manure player, am sure this mouth-making about CR WOULD PROLLY BE SAME OR LESS

@RITCH

guy . . .easy there !

u sure DONT want to make me cross withcha . . .I will do more damage to U than Jackal can do to u, so nigg@ watch it, am not Chacal, u might choose to go that way with ur man Jackal but not with me

I wonder why u must show to all that u are suffering from ENDOMETRIOSIS

not to worry, my vaccines will come in handy . . .but THERE IS A HEAVY PRICE TO PAY . . . .

LOL . . .

now u are taking the piss

are u trying to diss off Folahann ?

NA HAND DEM GO TAKE CATCH U

leaving out Becks might be sensational . . .but including THEO WALCOTT in that team would be plain STUPID ! 

Walcott has been next to sh@t in some games and comes good in very few games, that is not the kind of player Capelo will go for 

Walcott needs to step up his game and soon, because the hype time is running out 

@Ritchboi

u sure sound like u are mentally-challenged if u didnt get the message in my post, then go see ur shrink ! I cant help u

@Debosky

its been officially confirmed . . .  You ARE CRAZEEEE !!!     

_{me get married to Omo Eko ? boi, is u on cheap drugs ? Islander will confirm to u that we are so incompatible in so many ways . . .I might just end up turning to a wife beater, especially as she will be my 3rd wife, the ones wey dey still dey give me wahala, and lest I forget no vex say I no invite u come my double combo wedding  na under Ajegunle bridge we do am, u know as a proper ghetto soldier, I owe ma hood that respect} 

as per Jackie bobo, u should know that as much as he f@ckery-spews all he wants here, he still must come to DADA to confess his sins, and again no vex say I sound like Father Kit

do u still wonder why the wankster is my pally ?

as per Ritchie and Folahann, I believe u as guilty as I am or are u suggesting that I should have administered a particualr medication on them 

@Rikky baba

gone are those days on Nairaland jare . . . .

its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday _{abeg no mind me my fave group na BOIZIIMEN}

@CHACAL

too much of everything is bad, same as too much of CYBER WANKING is neither good for ur body nor ur soul

not need trying to use cheap SWEAR shots here to cover up ur heinous acts . . . . DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SIGN IN AS COUGAR OR BETTER STILL HUCARSON NO I MEANT TO SAY REYES4EVER _{or is anyone still in doubt that u are suffering from multiple personality disorder just like eyes himself} SCATCH THAT MAYBE U COULD SIGN IN AS SLIMGENE OR JAGENNE

whatever it is, DESPITE ALL UR ATTEMPTED FOOLERY. . . Jackal, we ur pals _{and I am sure u know who I mean} STILL LOVE U . . .WE AINT MAD AT CHA

@Ritchboi

nigg@ what ?

delusional indeed !

u must think u can do in Chacal @ dis very game . . . .

REMEMBER WHEN U HAD UR GPRS-ENABLED COLORED SCREEN NOKIA 3310 FONE DOING OVERTIME AND U POSTING SAME SH@T SEVERAL TIMES ?

@CHACAL

now go a likkle bit more direct and I will spare some info maself

forget it dude . . . . in Arseland there is respect for elders

Folahann will sure take a cue from my admonishing him to become a better person that will later ridicule u just like Ritchboi has often done of recent

@Chacal

was it not u that was accused of wanking off some NL girls' pix ?

dude . . . go get a life

u need more thn Jesus in ur life, u are way too lost to ever be redeemed . . . even Pastor King ur fave pastor cant save u now or can he ?

@Jackal

all of a sudden . . .u r trying to placate I-man

we all know who the sexual deviant is . . . . JACKAL OF COURSE

P.S produce Cougar and u get a very handsome reward . . .Odesco

@Folahann

must u always post ? . . . the more u feel the need to post, the more u spew unadulterated bunkum !!! 

it becomes unfair to others when u get used as a benchmark to refer to others . . .haba ! 

@Mr Magnificient Jackal

save us these rants abeg . . . .its not the best goal we have seen in our lifetime, simply put the press are just trying  to hype up CRon so much that when he dips in form terribly, HE WOULD BECOME ELIGIBLE FOR THEIR UNABATED BASHINGS   

only a few of us here know what Papermoon was all about . . . definitely not Ritchboi

@Jackal

do us all a favour and stop hyping this Ronaldo the chief diver abi na gymnast at least until he begins to show up in major games like those against the big 4 not against a spineless Portsmouth or Derby County

he scores a nice freekick and so f@ckin' what ?

why does the little things done in the EPL freak u mancunians for crying out loud

AND PLS TRY AND SIGN IN AS COUGAR AT LEAST FOR A DAY, AND MAKE IT SOON

@Dual Core

dooh

so u is a Gunner

bloody hell !

na God save u I for just dis-gunner u for this utter disrespect to a senior gunner

GUNNER 91

let the mind games begin . . . .

@MUKINA3

whoever u are. .stay out of this zone ! we know u have come to cause commotion . . .

@Vieira

ask Loyika, I confessed to him that Flam as earned my respect . . .I WILL RATHER HAVE HIM THAN HAVE BERTI, WENGER DON WASTE GILBERTO FOR ME

I told a friend right from the early mins of the game that today would be Flam's day and the guy's jaw dropped knowing fully that Flam aint ma man . . .but the guy himself was surprised at his peformance . . . .BOY, WAS FLAMSTER SO IMPRESSIVE every step of his was aight !

congrats y' áll gunners

@Pataki

I was just messing wiv ém boiz that have been holding peeps to ransom here

not that am taking them any serious as they cant even stand my heat if I start to unleash my arsenal on them

nyways . . .hope u enjoyed the TOON MASSACRE