₦airaland Forum

doggedfighter:
Never seen it before.



Only heard of it on Nairaland.

doggedfighter you can't know this na. You wey them born for year 2000? How you wan take know am ni. I came to your naming ceremony that year o, you don forget?

Olachase:
which one be this one again



we no even day think about balance diet again we just day eat make we no die yet

You belong to indomie generation na. Gen-Z generation. How will you know it.

I used to plant this when I was 7-10 years old. It will ripe and then pluck it, scoop it into pot and boil it to dry off the water before use to cook your stew. It tastes so nice. But these ones on the pic are not ripe yet.

Domaining101:
Lolzz. One reason i can never relocate abroad to stay. How i wan take dey fûck 5 days a week for abroad? My love for sex and women (Nigerian women especially) No go gree me. Here you no need guide or fine too much, just hold small money and package yourself well, na toto go dey find you come. But the abroad wey you dey go, the money wey you get na him everybody for there get too, if not more. Not like their girls don't like money too ohh, but the kind money you need to dey fûck their girls steady, you gats be millionaire in dollars, dey drive the least Lamborghini SVJ That's why i pray every day for Nigeria to remain like this because if this country better, toto go expensive and to fornicate regularly will become difficult.

Chaaaiiii, no wonder the rate of Oloshos increase for Naija. Runs don spoil relationship for Naija. Every girl dey run runs on code and men are ready to patronise them. This don put better big hole for most Naija guys pocket, especially now that things are very expensive, men still dey fvck o. Pay as you go. God abeg o.

[quote author= post=130389457]Na Where, Mr Blogger, Dey Work, Na There, Him Dey See Him Own Food, Take Chop, Boss.[/quote]No be lie. Na man you be

Omo, I just tire o. Beans wey be say we still dey use take guide take dey survive with bread 🍞, they increase price of beans to the roof. They said a rubber of beans is ₦5000. No be JuJu be that?

Beans wey be say I wan invite pocohantas come cook for me one of these days na they go increase so o. Nigeria wahala too much o.

cococandy:
So then won’t all this calculate to more than 10 million naira possibly 15-20 million with all things considered?

You're right though. But one tip is that don't consider it as one time chunk amount. Just break it down bit by bit by attending to one aspect at a time. With that, one won't see it as one big chunk amount.

If you break the different tasks into bits, and handle them individually at a time, it will remove that fear of big chunk of money which most don't have.

For example, I started by first getting my passport for 120k. That is out of the equation. I then proceeded to gathering all of my documents which come with mecellaneous expenses.

If you break the process into bit, you won't feel that fear of that big chunk of money that is preventing some persons from taking the first step. Just do one thing at a time.

People who truly want to relocate should take the first step and every other aspects of the process will be a breeze.

banku:
My buroda do not derail this topic. If you want to go or japa please do.

Do not cry yourself to death like Azikiwe who would rather be the Premier of Western Region rather than Executive Prime Minister of Nigeria given to him on a silver platter.

Person that is already abroad is who you are advising to japa? Look well o. That guy dey abroad already o. He no dey Nigeria with you.

Villa12:
you will spend much if you're going through study

I understand. Students route cost alot. But I am not going through the study route, as that will cost too much for me.

My qualifications can get me through the skilled migration route. So, this part will be more cost effective for me.

Benjamin4388:
so what's the money range then ?

We don't really calculate it by range. We calculate it by the list of things you need to do to get your visa to your chosen country.

First, it's not even about the money alone. It's most importantly about you being qualified to even relocate by having the right work experiences or educational qualifications and being within the required relocation age bracket. That's the first thing to consider. If you have that, 50% of the process is solved.

The next will be the whole process of what you need to do. Now, using myself as an example, English test will cost me $200 USD, assessment of my educational qualifications will cost me $700 USD, invitation to apply fee will cost $200 USD and the main visa proper which will happen to be Permanent resident visa will cost me $3100 USD. Now, add everything together, that should be $4200 USD for the whole process. You don't even need to show proof of funds for this part.

After getting your visa, you will now factor in your flight money, rent and upkeep money for like 3-6 months.

So, you see, the whole visa process alone isn't more than 7 million if you convert that 4200 USD. It's just a step by step process something. They no dey rush am. Na small small. That's why I said the most important aspect of the whole process is you qualifying first. Cuz not everybody have the right skills, experience and educational qualifications to japa.

tensazangetsu20:
Dorm account is scary Sha. I predict that Tunubu will shut down dorm accounts soon. The best would have been crypto but unfortunately a lot of exchanges are shutting down naira peers. I think only bybit still has naira/usdt pair but I doubt it will last longer.

Exactly brother. Crypto would have been better. But the government don't just want the youths to thrive with crypto. That will have been better, but it is what it is.

I just pray that they won't do any foul thing to dorm accounts.

79733139:
No it is not. My Canadian PR is being processed (Express Entry), I will be doing medicals and biometrics this month... it is NOT 15 - 20 million Naira for the processing. The whole processing fees cost around CAD$1,450

Wow! Congrats brother. That's one thing some people don't know. Relocation is all about getting the right information. Some persons think you need 20-30 million to japa. Far from it. They don't just know the right route and the right information. Like me, my visa fee will cost me $3100 USD minus other miscellaneous fees for assessment and the rest.

It's just lack of information that make some persons think one needs up to 20-30 million naira to japa.

It's all about common sense and the right information. I am currently on my own process but not Canada though.

tensazangetsu20:
Hope you are saving Sha in dollars. Unfortunately 450k in today's Nigeria is nothing. A really terrible situation.

Yes o brother. I have a dorm account. I started saving aggressively lately into my dorm account. Naira has no value at all.

RodgersAkpafu:
as someone who used to earn way over ten times minimum wage before moving to the UK, I ha e lived both sides and I'll tell u that quality of life wise, especially as a single person, even 13 times naija minimum wage cannot match £12 quid an hour earner in the UK, especially if you are not living in London

Forget it
being able to buy sharwarma and suya for girls, flexing over the weekend and fooling yourself in shop rite no be quality of life lemme not lie you

Not hearing generators noise alone sef
noise pollution
safety concerns
envious people around you
the list is endless abeg

No mind them my brother. Me wey dey earn a meager 15 times Nigeria minimum wage monthly, if I no japa, weti I gain. Weti I wan do with 450k in Nigeria?

I will rather stay hungry to save my japa money than follow people wey no get direction dey shout Nigeria will be good Nigeria will be good. They should keep deceiving themselves. Some will even tell you not to japa if you are making 450k monthly.

I am still broke with that 450k due to Nigeria hardship.

[quote author= post=130385666]No Be Small Thing ooooo[/quote]Weti happen my brother? Person don kpai again? You know say na so so bad news you dey carry for a living o.

ihavesense:
Lol you are trying to sound reasonable but you are a tribalist.
I am sure that you don’t want to travel because you believe that tinubu will make Nigeria great 😆

helinues don't have the means to travel. Not that he doesn't want to travel out. He just doesn't have the means. Relocation is very expensive now. So, because they know they will never smell abroad, they resort to dishing out sorry folktales. Only losers discourage people from chasing their dreams cuz they can't achieve theirs.

It's just like a lady who is discouraging other ladies from subjecting to the leadership of men and want to drag others to remain single like them without a man. That's what people like helinues and loads of other failed Nigerians who don't have the means to travel are doing.

Very yeye human beings.

helinues:
The places they are running to, they would still need to work their ass off because no free things even in Freetown.

I am not discouraging those who want to Japa oo, but before you Japa, make sure you have degree/certificates that could earn you jobs immediately you arrived at your destination, have skills about things that can fetch you money.

These are some of the stupid mindset we are talking about. When you don't have the means to japa, you will always resort to discouraging people. Mumu talk. Did anyone tell you that they pluck money abroad before?

Shame on all anti japa folks like you. Shame on you.

These are some of the bitter truths all those discouraging others from their japa dream fail to understand. They don't always look at the bigger picture. They are so myopic and stereotypical in their reasonings.

TheGiftedOne:
I know how many one-chance victims have died in this same Abuja & a friend is presently recuperating after he was stabbed or is security of lives and properties not part of Wike's portfolio?
Nonsense and Hell-anus.

Nigeria is a very safe country to stay. Abroad is bad and full of evils. They rob, kill and kidnap people abroad.

With these, the question is: Will you like to relocate abroad if you have the opportunity or you will like to stay in Nigeria and enjoy all the good things the country has to offer?

Kingrshd3:
Who told u he has 2,000 euro in his account 😊

U believe all people in diaspora is rich Abi??

Did u know some UK citizens too don't have abode?

Do u know many are poor buggers too?

Just as similar way it is in Naija 🤔

My brother the grass is not really greener over there ..

Cut me all these craps. Don't let me give you spiritual slap o. You just dey yarn opata. Better desist from this campaign. It won't favour you. No be it's not always greener over there. Mo na dey deceive una self say it's not always greener. So, it's not always greener that's why you decide to embark on this fruitless campaign.

StreetFight:
My brethren na £750 I dey pay per month in one of the villages. That's about 1.5 Million Naira for House Rent alone. Council Tax is £150, Gas and Electricity bill is £200. How much we dey pay for Nigeria? Yet some people will be converting Minimum Wage in Nigeria to Dollars and Pounds. I just dey laugh them.

But, you also make the Pounds here, that's the difference. As for the people wey dey advise others not to JAPA, na Ogun go kee dem Mama. Tell them to come to Nigeria nah, if abroad is too hard for them. Useless enemies of progress

Thank you brother. Nigerians are very wicked people who don't want others to succeed like them. No be the same abroad you dey so dey pay 750 so.

They will always paint abroad very bad. Even those that haven't entered aeroplane in Nigeria that can't leave the shore of the country are the loudest. They will be jumping from one japa thread to another discouraging people never to travel. Some that have no single hope of traveling out again will say it's not alway greener on the other side just to console themselves, whereas they are dieing on hunger in Nigeria.

Yeye people.

Kingrshd3:
God bless you 😇🙏..


but finally person wey dey UK US Canada etc all of them go still die one day Abi 😂

Mo na dey console una selves. Yeye!

Kingrshd3:
The grass is not greener in the other end

But it is greener in Nigeria. Let's stop deceiving ourselves.

Dynamicboss:
It can be very tough financially and emotionally but it’s worth it.

Nigeria as it is cannot guarantee future for people. Senior citizens (65 years and above) are going through hell even with some deposits in their account. Zero planning and health care send most of them to early grave unlike in UK where old people receive good healthcare.

This is why WHO put the life expectancy of Nigeria at 55years, especially men who toil day and night.

Can you see that bolded part? That's all we need for all anti japa folks who are always bent at painting abroad bad, whereas they are in burning brimstones 🔥🔥🔥 in Nigeria.

Keywords to note from the write up by all anti japa folks: It was tough but it's worth it.

So, all of you anti japa folks should cut me all the craps and all of your concocted sorry folktales of how people suffer abroad and sleep in the street bullshits.

Who told you guys it was a walk through bed of roses before🌹 🌹?

You want to eat what you didn't suffer for? Yeye people. Nigeria is a heaven on earth..no be all of us dey suffer so?

SocialJustice:
If you are too daft or emotional to read and understand, just be quiet.

Nigeria is a jungle. Wakanow won't try this in abroad. Can you guys now see the difference between abroad and the so-called jungle where animals in human forms dwell?

If Nigeria was to be a working society with good system, a flight booking company won't dare try this, cuz their name will be at stake. But you know, Nigeria is a thick jungle where animals reside.

Go on Twitter and drag them if they are there. Tag them and other relevant activists. Not just Nairaland alone. @ Funnyman

RedfolkActivist:
I'm an australian citizen. If y'all need help i can.


Let talk about it

Which year did you become a citizen?

Didi2d:
Na so prepaid meter nearly cause wahala between me and my neighbour.
But I use maturity for am, no be by age be maturity, cause the said man is older than me

This is why is good for everyone to have their own prepaid meter. Prepaid meter sharing has been causing so much issues between neighbours lately. Some will intentionally refuse to contribute money to recharge but they will still want to use the light.

Chrisjane:
I will be glad if I had 3 hours light a day. I only have few hours light a day in 2 weeks here in Ibeju-lekki, Lagos. It's horrible!

That's serious. My current place do have 12-16 hours light per day. I am still not satisfied. I am currently moving to a place that has 19 hours light per day.

I wanted to move to a place with 24hrs light, I meant 24 hrs light. But the road to the area isn't that good so I settled for the one of 19hrs. This new place, I even heard they do sometimes leave the light for straight 3 days without interrupting the power.

Light in your place is quite poor. They should do something about it. 2 weeks no light? We can't go 2 days without light, except transformer developed fault and it doesn't last more than 2 days before restoring the power.