₦airaland Forum

Big fat lie.

While politicians will surely do this, the timing is premature.

Dramatists and comedians. I thought you were going for Governorship?

Let the drama unfold

Bitter truth!

RIP Good man

He should face the music. More than five offenses!

And here we are pampering Boko Haram and shielding their sponsors.

Same for fire, health, and building collapse emergency responders.

They can be so configured that when someone calls a particular line and it's busy, the call will hunt for an idle line in the group and connect to it.

This means the people will be able to PROMPTLY report ALL emergency issues.

We can do all these for you in 48 hours max.

Good initiative!

However, for such critical issues as security (robbery, kidnapping, human trafficking, and smuggling etc); there should have been a minimum of 6 lines to cater for the millions of people in the state.

Also, the lines should be toll-free and unique e.g. 0800900000, 0800-NOCRIME, 0800-SAFELAND

Poverty has so much conditioned her mind!

Selling yourself as a competent presidential material! Ok o!

How much of the gas are we using locally?

Hmmm! You just won the presidential election.

Thank God it was not yet in the air.

Brand your business, increase your profits.

admiral007:
Send details of to chieflysandy@gmail.com

Done Chief.

We don't have to wait long for all the drama and intrigues. Last time I checked, elections are not won through opinion polls.

admiral007:
Send details of to chieflysandy@gmail.com

OK Chief

Boost the visibility of your business.

People are desperate to make money!

People want money by force.

Interesting times ahead. Welcome to a May of surprises.

We deliver in 48 hours max.

Of course! How can husband vie for presidency while the wife goes for the Senate. They want to rename the country ni?

We deliver in 48 hours max.

Na wa oh!

Both the casual and full time employees are nothing more than ghost workers; earning without being productive.

I expect the next president to privatize the cash sinking holes we call refineries.

Brand your business for a token.

Boost the visibility of your business with a unique phone number.

Hmm! Now the war will take on a more sinister dimension.

Available.