mmsen:


This man is playing with fire by having unprotected sex in Atlanta.

That city is HIV central.

Well, let hime enjoy himself. Atleast HIV no dey kill pesin.

JeffreyJamez:


My type of people?

Which close in home foundation?

F Close. Second to the last house on your right.

Having unprotected sex is so much fun! Keep it up David! More unprotected sex to you and your...

JeffreyJamez:


One of the 3 you mentioned

Use to stay in Home Foundation Estate. Someone like you might stay in Diamond Estate. Na dere una type of piple like to stay.

JeffreyJamez:


Igando-Isheri road..one of those estates

Diamond Estate, Home Foundation Estate, Good Homes Estate, to name a few. So which one?

skarlett:


I didnt save your number as Haffy mister. I lost my phone and most of my contacts as well, so if you're irritated by my 'idk u syndrome' kindly register your displeasure with the peeps that stole my phone. Next time patiently re-introduce yourself, it's called 'giving the benefit of doubt' and if you can't, please stay away from my mentions

It's usually nice when people follow their own advise, don't you think so? Especially when they go about nominating monikers for senseless awards that doesn't add an atom of value to their online and offline lives.

Ishilove:

My dear we are waiting for Jesus

Okay na. Keep waiting. Me wan drink beer, watch match and may be slay some pussy_

JeffreyJamez:


Lie how?....you know how big Alimosho is?

Of course I do. I use to stay there. Where for Alimosho you dey?

Ishilove:

Ha far la?

JeffreyJamez:
I be late come sha

Hmmm. So you stay in Alimosho, you come dey lie?

Marinee:
Hiannn...you aff started again,1832.
Iyamm going..byebye

Meanwhile..uncle Leslie,Berra reply me on whatsapp

UltraLeslie1:


Indeed it is a sad reality the extent folks would go for an online pageantry that holds less value than a used beer cork.

To be perceived as King in Nairaland when in reality one is just a tad higher than a street bum is the height of self-delusion.

Some people have mastered the art of murdering their own conscience to the degree they believe even their own lies.

I have built my future outside the walls of Nairaland, and I'm just passing through.

Others are digging their own foundation right in Nairaland, 30 feet deep with 30 alternate handles.

We shall leave and he and his seed shall inherit Nairaland.

Virtual wealth on the screen that can't be felt like MMM mavro!!!

[size=22pt]Oh What A Shame![/size]

Marinee:
Haha..you can't recognise me under my veil
This is nice

I bet even UltraLeslie1 doesn't.

Well, I don't wanna stress myself, especially when I know at the end I won't get to bury my penis_ inside the smooth passage of your vagina.

Marinee:
Hahahaha...this got me

Got you? Hmmm.

TrapHedges:
Lol..mhen you guys tho

Brother man. How is Immortal Technique these days, eh?

UltraLeslie1:
They are cleverly staying away from controversy just to be on the good books of romancelanders in preparation of Miss Nairaland

All thier alternates they use in trolling and setting folks up by pretending to be another person have all been retired.

I hope there won't be cash incentives this time around.

Romanceland may not survive it.

Ah! My brother from another mother. Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you, but the slippery walls of a well wet and tight vagina did.

Cash incentive or not. These creeps who self style themselves with Latin phrases their stone filled brain can never comprehend are losers! Nothing more, nothing less!.

Imagine a bunch of morons who congregate to find solace in each others arms, after being disgraced and embarrassed numbers without times. What manner of value Could they possibly add to their life, and others?

Hope you noticed our mullato deactivated all his account after his rancid shenanigans was put in front of him to smell for once in his online miserable lying, begging life.

Otobo ministry of music. I know many men will still want to shine the tobo in Otobo.

UltraLeslie1:
Hahahaha! Hilarious! I have met a few here, those ones who have nothing to hide, not the double-dealing lots whose real existence sharply contrast what they depict here.

Of course, we know them. The ones who claim to be mullato and the ones who claim to have been to Dubai, when in actual fact, they can't even buy a bus ticket to go and see their online girlfriend in Lagos.

Fancy how the group of society's rejects have been staying away from trolling all this while, even when provoked? I know, as I know you know, it's because of something.

UltraLeslie1:
Lolz! Never knew nl meant the world to some. If my life on a virtual platform will make them as green as April's offerings, what happens when they meet me in person?

The girls will most definitely open their vaginas for you to decimate, while the boys, will fan you while you decimate the vaginas of their female counterpart. With mute envy, of course.

UltraLeslie1:
No felicitations were offered but they were gatecrashers.

And mute observers who grew greener than Master Yoda and more Yellow than the Sun.

ItsMeAboki:


You are an ignorant bigot for that part of the statement - ask me why.

Lemme humour you. Why?

Tesley:
So here's mine

What make is your phone?

TonyeBarcanista:
When a so-called ruling party has nothing to show, they act like opposition to cover their flops.


Nigerians are wiser, we shall respond in 2019

Abegi make we hear word joor! When PDP held power, they did nothing but loot and plunder our collective wealth, we didn't hear you say this and that.

Oh! My bad, you did actually say this and that cos then you were prostituting for APC.

Wow! What a mess.

Every condom is safe and every condom isn't.

Klington:
honestly.... I spent 2days at the govt house b4 i could get the 3 months. It wasn't funny at all... They are so hopeless.

That's their plan. They delay the payment so corps members will get frustrated and forfeit the money so they can keep it for themselves.

These mallams are smooth criminals.

TonyeBarcanista:
We all know that the rogues in Power are APC

Can they be any different from the rogues in PDP? Seeing that about 40 to 50% of the people in APC were once members of PDP.

Klington:
so you suffered the same fate......They did same thing to us last year n we had to match 4rm kalambaina to govt house... In the end, they paid us 3 months instead of 4 months.... It's now a peculiar thing.... So annoying

I'm not surprised. I tell you, those uncircumcised mallams in 5 star secretariat know absolutely what they're doing.

They deliberating owe corps members and let it pile up so they can at least keep one or two months worth of alawee.

lalabrother:

The nysc batch A stream 2 corp members who passed out yesterday are currently marching towards the state government house over the two months arrears they were supposed to be paid...

They were offered one month payment which is 5000 naira, against the 10000 naira they were supposed to be paid for two months

Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

So they've increased the monthly allowance from 4K to 5K. Hmmm.

Never knew those creeps in 5 star secretariat can actually increase that money.