₦airaland Forum

temmypotter:
really?.... A 6 letter word is all u got to his 100+ words?..hw ''thoughtful''

And a smiling smiley..lol

Why always Whiz Kid?Kid can't afford Q Sasay??She should think again..The gloke is a joke..

Ebig22:
guy, don't relent, i looked for admission three times, and i did not get the course of my choice, law. am a law student now nearing graduation.

Op,If you don't want the admission please give it to me..

Justfollowit:
OMG

I must have forgotten to mention

I AM AN ALIEN but you got the planet wrong though

I am from Krypton planet and that makes me a Krypyonite.

Finally met an alien...Yay!! Which of them aliens are you?The greys,Tall whites,Reptiles??

Truckpusher:
Be sensible for once and stop behaving like someone that came from planet Nibiru an alien planet.

..
You believe the Nibiru planet exists?

See suitors..You had this coming..Deal with them..guys sha..

An average 9ja ass better pass this,her ass no smooth..

kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

I don't believe you..

See wetin shayo cause...

Spydamannn:
I tell you,thunder go fire him father

Spydey,How far??No be so oo..

seriousbabe:

I don't think serious babe is serious..

vizkiz:
this thread is for ladys alone o...I don't wanna see any guy peeping...

Hey you, what are you doing here? Are you a lady?

You don dey madt abi?

Nneka and friends..

RicKyRichards:
First confirmed case of madness on nairaland.

Lol..Fresh Madness..

glasmirow:
How did you know that they beat him for not giving the 100 naira note?

You don't know the meaning of eyewitness??

EverestdeBliu:
Who're all these ones saying that the Police is of no use in diz country...let our policemen go for a nationwide, work-free-strike for just 24hours,then u'll know their USE...the issue is that,we don't just appreciate our own,we envy other nations and shy away from doing d needful.
#GOD bless Nigeria

Well said but if piliss beat you like this,Will you appreciate them..oniyeye

tit:
they should beat the foolis apc man to coma.
the man wan die beacuse of 100 naira?
is the money is own?
is it his picture in the money?

apc people are gready.
they will follow deadi bodi into grave because of money.
i will deal with them all.

You just made me believe that you are Mad..

The National Examinations Council has
released the results of the November/
December 2014 examinations with a
remarkable improvement when compared
with the previous examinations conducted
by the body.NECO said 52.94 per cent got credit pass in English Language and 55.37 per cent recorded credit pass in Mathematics. The Registrar and the Chief Executive Officer of the body, Prof. Promise Nwachukwu Okpala, while announcing the results at the Council’s National Headquarters in Minna, Niger State on Wednesday, noted that the results indicated an improvement on previous exams conducted between 2011 and 2014.
Okpala explained that 63,445 registered for the examinations, out of which, 61,386 sat for the papers with 30.57 per cent
candidates recording five credits and above. The results show that 53,848 sat for Biology with 26,947 recording a pass credit, representing 50.04 per cent, Chemistry had 28,250 candidates with 14,8585 getting a credit pass, representing 51.62 per cent. Also, 28,222 sat for Physics with 57 bagging a credit pass, representing 0.20 per cent while 1,753 sat for Further Mathematics while 395 passed at credit level, representing 22.53 per cent; Agricultural Science had 41,080 candidates with 12,006 recording a pass at credit level, representing 29.22 per cent.The Registrar stated that 620 cases of
malpractices were recorded during the
examination. Okpala urged students to shun all forms of examination malpractices, adding that the
Council had consistently made attempts to
eradicate examinations fraud


www.nigerianeye.com/2015/02/neco-results-released.html?m=1

Op,you don make front page with your fake news..now what?

The eves should learn from this Babyoku..

5minsmadness:
I'm not a bible quoting christian, have never been good at it, but I'm sure my friends here can supply me with the scripture that says 'in the end times people will be lovers of themselves and not of God, selfish etc etc.'
Someone said the best trick the devil ever pulled was to convince man that he doesn't exist. He has done a pretty good job of that so much so that when things are happening in favour of evil around us we barely even notice it anymore.

Its easy to recognise wars and murders, rapes and outright violence. Its easy to recognise corruption on a large scale and the downfall of great leaders and economies. The thing that is more dangerous however is the subtle ways we are being 'preached to' into accepting evil and thinking there is nothing wrong with it. I have outlined below a set of things that have slowly and surreptitiously been placed into our daily lives that we don't even realise we are being brainwashed into believing such things are normal when they shouldn't be. By the time they are done when the mark of the beast is introduced and the antichrist announces himself, even christians will accept him whole heartedly.


1. The breaking of the church into denominations. Some people think this was good so as to make the gospel spread farther. I say a house divided on itself cannot stand.

2. Materialism in the church. Constant seeking of miracles instead of salvation, praying for a brand new car this year instead of purity of spirit, praying for your enemies to die instead of praying for them to find salvation. Tithing to make your pastors wealthy instead of tithing to help the people of God that are needy. Seeking positions in church for worldly recognition instead of looking for people who have a genuine thirst for the conversion and reaping of souls for the harvest.

3. The sexual revolution. Sex is suddenly nothing to be 'ashamed of'. Sex was never meant to be something to be ashamed of, but it wasn't meant to be public either. Sex is designed to be a private affair. The private parts are hidden by pubic hair and clothing because they are private. Now the more sexually perverse a person is the more he/she is considered to be exhibiting his/her 'freedom' . Pornography is everywhere, in our books, magazines, the internet, movies, even our kids are being corrupted with lewd images in their 'innocent' cartoons. Have you ever wondered why p0rn is so easily available? Its virtually free to browse and download millions of megabytes of porn movies now, not even clips. So much so that many of us cannot even recognise indecent behaviour when we see it in real life.

4. Cartoons corrupting our kids. This might sound laughable to you but keep an open mind for a moment. Look at the cartoons our children are being shown. Cartoons like 'adventure time' for example. Have you ever watched it? Of course not, you say; its for kids. I advice you to take ten minutes of your time to watch one episode and your will realise it is downright demonic. How about 'the adventures of bill and mandy'? Innocent right? Have you seen the recent episodes? In an episode of SpongeBob squarepants worms are seen coming out of his eyes! What's funny about that?


5. Evil is now good while good is evil.
There are new cartoons now that paint heroes in a bad light. Jack and the beanstalk---jack is now the thief while th giant was a friendly giant. Cinderella was actually full of pride and the evil stepmother was simply 'misunderstood'. Here's one that will touch you Disney watchers...remember frozen? That wonderfully inspirational movie that got every girl crying and chanting for female empowerment? The original story os from 'The snow queen'. And Elsa was no 'misunderstood' ice princess. She was a villain, a queen who would freeze little boys hearts and remove all love from them. 'Hans' represents the boy whose heart was frozen but now suddenly in this movie he is the scheming bad prince. Hmn.

There's a movie where angels are depicted as evil overlords and humans are supposed to rise up against them. Hmnn.

Same example can be seen in maleficient, Dracula untold etc etc. They are making it look like evil must have had a good reason for becoming evil. They are making a case subliminally and people don't even know it.


6. Identification numbers. Yeah, if we really need them why do they keep changing them? We have social security number, credit card numbers, bank account numbers; and now suddenly the idea that the numbers are too many is beginning to spring up. Why not one universal number for banks e.g BVN number? Have you done yours? Why not a number that will identify you uniquely as an individual and will help you transact business, receive medical care on emergency, help you get a job...it sounds reasonable right? I mean, its not as of some illiterate shepherds from 2000 years ago wrote a fairytale book predicting this exact same thing happening as a sign of the end times...any of these beginning to sound familiar?


There are more examples, you can add yours.

When the end comes most of us won't know it because we would be too used to it. For those few who notice the changing times and recognise it for what it really means, there is a question for you: Will You Be Ready?

Never regretted following.. Nice one bro!

ireneony:
am not looking for a boyfriend o

I believe you..lol

Jibola10:
She no fine ni?

How am I suppose to know?She put pic?

Jibola10:
She no fine ni?

How am I suppose to know?

Jibola10:
.
U fit apply na, just av pink lipstick on

Not interested in it..

KingTom:
I have pink lips o, but na acid burn am, when I dey SS2 wan suck base for titration I go suck acid instead

Werey re oo..lolling

Daninya11:
Sweet heart, I fit into your profile 95%..
But my lips ain't pink but red.. Can you make-do with that??..
Lolxxx

Red lips ke..you must be a vamp..

ireneony:
am not ugly for your information..in fact am finer than your girlfriend

Upload a picture to support your claim..

Jibola10:
There's no sense of maturity in this thread

Bros,She's systematically looking for a BF..Singlehood no be beans..

ireneony:
I really like tall handsome guys with pink lips
they're my weakest ..

since am not in any relationship now, my next boyfriend must be tall handsome with pink lip.

If you see any guy with pink lips on here na lips stick he use..one more thing come to plain words,You aren't enjoying being single..

Vyntra:
radiation killing pple since 1900 d mor technology advances d mor life shortens
1980-d average oldest man is 136
2010-d average is 112
I think it is time for d scientific community to start thinking on wat to do about radiation 4 nw pple should reduce d usage of wireless devices 2 reduce cancer nd increase life span

Koni Baje fun e brother..Nice one..The future is here but short life span is the price for advancement of technology...

Kath5kouture:
Source:
http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx

@ op,Would you reject your man's smelly cock??