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Lagusta:
Use a soft toilet soap, wash lightly and rinse, don't douche...

Some girls dey fear wash with soap,A girl tried to wash her VJ in my front and the soap slipped inside of her..her Vj was bubbling..

Lagusta:
Use a soft toilet soap, wash lightly and rinse, don't douche...

Some girls dey fear wash with soap,A girl tried to wash her VJ in my front and the soap slipped inside of her..her Vj was bubbling..

Iamfrank:
Chai!!!!!!!!!! I wil neva hv sex again

Yimu.

Nneka123:
I can't believe a man opened a thread to tell us or rather educate us on how to keep our vj clean, okay!

You better believe ,the topic just made FP..

Ishilove:
Lmao!!

You need deliverance

Why on earth do men like commenting on this kind of topic?

Because we talking about VJ..

SirShymex:
Apparently, most Nigerian women walk around with smelly VJs (that's NO NO for grown ar.se women), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The VJ is the most sensitive part of the female's anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your VJ stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no ad hominems.

Oya chop Slap Sir shine Peters,oh sorry chop like your comment is fire..lol

AJINATU:
Yeah it never does. It never ends well but you unwanted vermins and parasitic encroachers never learn from history.

Azikwe tried to lord over the western region in the 1950's and he was shown the way back to his cursed land ... Ojuku's ragtag biafran army stealthly invaded Ore, Yorubaland enroute to Lagos and 3million worthless ibo souls were sent to hell.

You descendants of cain havent learnt from the mistake(greed) of your uncles .... You are walking through the same death path ... You want everything but you will eventually get nothing

Egbon..calm down now..lol..

My igbo brothers and their over ambitious ambition..

Phillfree:
What kinda world we living in?


What kinda world we living in?

My broda I tire oo..Plane come dey miss like pin...

By Chris Nusatya and Randy
Fabi

JAKARTA (Reuters) - An
AirAsia flight with 162
people on board lost contact
with air traffic control on
Sunday after the pilots
asked to change course to
avoid bad weather during a
flight from the Indonesian
city of Surabaya to
Singapore, Indonesian
officials said.
Indonesia AirAsia Flight QZ
8501, an Airbus 320-200,
lost contact with the Jakarta
air traffic control tower at
6:17 a.m. (6.17 p.m. EST),
officials said.
"The aircraft was on the
submitted flight plan route
and was requesting
deviation due to enroute
weather before
communication with the
aircraft was lost while it was
still under the control of the
Indonesian air traffic
control," the airline said in a
statement.
No distress signal had been
sent, said Joko Muryo
Atmodjo, air transportation
director at the Indonesian
Transport Ministry.
A search and rescue
operation had been
launched, the airline and
the Indonesian air force
said. Singapore said it had
activated its air force and
navy to help.
Indonesia AirAsia is 49
percent owned by
Malaysian-based AirAsia
( AIRA.KL).
The aircraft was between
the Indonesian port of
Tanjung Pandan and the
town of Pontianak, in West
Kalimantan on Borneo
island, when it went
missing, Atmodjo told a
news conference.
The aircraft had been flying
at 32,000 feet and had
asked to fly at 38,000 feet to
avoid clouds, he said.
Tanjung Pandan is the main
town on Belitung island,
roughly half-way between
Surabaya and Singapore,
and Singapore's Channel
News Asia television said
there was bad weather over
the island at the time the
plane went missing.
Indonesia AirAsia said there
were 155 passengers and
seven crew on board. It said
157 people on the flight
were Indonesian, with three
from South Korea and one
each from Singapore and
Malaysia.
The plane had been due in
Singapore at 8:30 a.m.
Singapore time (0030 GMT).
The airline said the captain
and first officer were both
experienced.
Neither Malaysia's AirAsia
nor any of its affiliates in
Indonesia, Thailand, the
Philippines and India have
had any major incidents or
crashes.
Tony Fernandes, chief of
Malaysia's AirAsia, said on
Twitter: "Thanks for all your
thoughts and prayers. We
must stay strong."
The incident comes at the
end of a disastrous year for
the region's airlines.
Malaysia's national flag
carrier, Malaysia Airlines,
lost two aircraft this year.
Flight MH370 went missing
on March 8 on a trip from
Kuala Lumpur to Beijing
with 239 passengers and
crew on board and has still
not been found.
On July 17, Flight MH17 was
shot down over Ukraine,
killing all 298 people on
board.
(Additional reporting by Siva
Govindasamy in Singapore;
Writing by Robert Birsel;
Editing by Richard Borsuk
and Dean Yates)

pweetixandy:
I'm no senor,I'm a senorita. Dunno why u guys consciously ignore d (f) tag.

Are you??lol

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp guy, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Bro nothing dey happen..My advice is,Don't run,Go and see his dad and talk to the man..Tell him you have HIV and let see how he will react..But don run ooo...Evil people plenty for this world..You fit no use that 2weeks sef if you no go..

quivah:
tho you stole mine

No you did..

hifaif:
I have a female friend who has been a very good friend to me for months now. Yesterday, she honoured a guy's invitation to a Christmas carol. She was excited and left in the evening. I didn't say anything.

This morning, another female friend decided to come and visit me to celebrate Christmas with me. Without calling to inform me that she was coming, the first girl visited and met this other female friend of mine and began to insult both of us. I was both shocked and embarrassed.

Now, both ladies have been refusing to pick my call since morning.

The truth however is that I tend to love the second girl. She bore the insults with maturity but she isn't picking my call no more.

I feel helpless and sad.

The thisness of this is that,its not your fault,When two different girls meet in a guys house it causes friction..Keep pressure on the girl whom you love..Eros will touch her heart she will answer your call..

quivah:
could you help me?

Yes I could help you find your lost mind..But will you change your signature if your Mind is found?

Babafaros:
Hi,Everyone here,I had a discussion sometimes ago and was told
the right thing is for
guy's age be more than that of d
lady.... i Was told she won't not be
obedient and respectful if She is older and
will always dominating&controlling the
family if they eventually get married..though i disagreed...
I'm not talking of age difference like 10yrs
oo#Haba,I'm talking of maybe the lady
older than her guy with like a yr&2yrs.
I know mature minds are here in this
section,pls share ur views.
Thanks in anticipation....

As for me age shouldn't be a deal breaker..if she has the qualities I seek,then what is age?I will marry someone older than me,5 years difference or 7,I want to live my babyhood life again,the first one was rough..lol..She will be the Mom,dad,I will be the Baby..lol..

quivah:
help me here... does it worth my KB ?

Change your Signature, or....

ireneony:
I like when they cry if they want to release

Cry ke...Naked Weapon on the lose guys..Run!

Davidairmarshal:
beard

Are you a lady?

Davidairmarshal:
beard

Are you a lady??

twerkjack:
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think ȋ̝̊̅̄
Have a problem, (that might be psychological) whenever ȋ̝̊̅̄
See a guy that ȋ̝̊̅̄
Like and might consider being with, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Lose or start to lose interest the moment he asks me out, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Feel like he's trying to take advantage of me, buh whenever a guy plays hard to get, he's the only thing on ma mind, and gettin him becomes a priority, and once ȋ̝̊̅̄
Have him to myself, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dump after a month or two because ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can't help gettin bored and irratated by him. Anoda problem is that ȋ̝̊̅̄
find it hard to be in a relationship for a long period (ranging from 1 month) matter of fact, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Haven't dated any guy for longer than two months. am what u can call 'abnormal' is there like any suggestions ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get? Plz

@twerkspanner ,You are a player..I can coach ya..

twerkjack:
ȋ̝̊̅̄
Think ȋ̝̊̅̄
Have a problem, (that might be psychological) whenever ȋ̝̊̅̄
See a guy that ȋ̝̊̅̄
Like and might consider being with, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Lose or start to lose interest the moment he asks me out, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Feel like he's trying to take advantage of me, buh whenever a guy plays hard to get, he's the only thing on ma mind, and gettin him becomes a priority, and once ȋ̝̊̅̄
Have him to myself, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Dump after a month or two because ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can't help gettin bored and irratated by him. Anoda problem is that ȋ̝̊̅̄
find it hard to be in a relationship for a long period (ranging from 1 month) matter of fact, ȋ̝̊̅̄
Haven't dated any guy for longer than two months. am what u can call 'abnormal' is there like any suggestions ȋ̝̊̅̄
Can get? Plz

@twerkspanner ,You are a player..I can coach ya..

carmelion:
You just said it yourself,exactly!.Many dolls out there are naïve.They need to hear people experiences and make sure it dosent happen to them.

Relationship Doc,hearing is not believing..We are Genghis Khan for each other..This thread won't save them..

Ilovenigeria:
Hi Mumu from nairaland will like to send you a message. ..........

GIRL - Ok

MUMU- Hi

GIRL- hey

MUMU- how are you

GIRL- I'm fine

MUMU- I saw your post on one thread like that you are really funny


GIRL- Ok thanks

MUMU- what is the name?

GIRL- Julian

MUMU- nice name

GIRL- thank you

MUMU- you are welcome

GIRL- okay

Mumu- yeah

GIRL- K

Mumu- I will like to know you out of nairaland

Girl- no problems, just bear in mind that I am into a relationship.

Mumu- no problem it doesn't matter we can run our things without him knowing lol..

Girl -excuse me?

Mumu- do you know you have a sexy lips, eyes and body.

Girl- Hello!!!! what are you talking about?

Mumu- yeah, though I have not seen your pics but I think you must be very sexy and hot and I won't mind...lol.

Girl- ok thanks..have a nice day.

MUMU- what are you even feeling like sef? just because I want to brush you up and make you a big girl, do you even think you are beautiful. ..bla bla bla bla...



20 minutes later Mumu created a thread.
Nairaland girls are rude and I can never send pm to any of them.

Op should not see this...lolling..

pweetixandy:
na housewife u dey find for nairaland? Hehehehehehe bros,start saving for ur old age cos u will not find any. U will just die a single man.

Go easy on clevvermind senor,Not all cleverminds are clever..Op some guys aren't clever with their words..I don't blame them..

ladymichael:
Excuse me? My level of reasoning? You asked me if a lady is IBO so that you can match make and yet u insult me for telling you tribe doesn't matter? My GOD.

Do have a blessed holiday

Mature Reply...Nice one..

S

Even if its a Satanly relationship,I won't sleep on the floor,We will share the bed together but I won't touch her..But I would Hump..Abi hump na Sin?

The noblest revenge is forgiveness.

coded336:
I have a girlfriend whom I unexpectedly fell inlove with her. Unlike my previous relationship I was 100% faithful to her and I mean it. I supported her with all her financial demands and I felt she was really in love with me because of the way she acted. I work on the rig and she is a student of Uniport in her final year, Whenever I was leaving for the rig for 3weeks, I left my car with her. several stories from people who claimed to be her friend told me how she kept gallivanting with my car and sleeping around, but I was not deterred. I even told my parents that I have found someone I was gonna get married to.
To be honest, she started acting funny towards me, not giving me time during the short period when I am around, and always coming up with excuses. Following from a tip off from an anonymous caller, she was in a hotel with her friend and a man she claimed to be her uncle. I got to the hotel (Le' Meridian) in GRA ph, went to the pool side and after having some drinks, I called her to find out her whereabouts, she lied that she was in school, but in less than 30 minutes she was downstairs with her friend (I supposed they just had a party). I confronted her and she lied. I got hold of her bag, and saw K-Y gel and condoms.
I have since walked out of the relationship, but it still hurts me. My phone still has her nude pics she sent to me. I am being tempted to do something nasty cos I am heartbroken.
Please advise

Pay her with the new Centenary N100 note..

In my life, I've had girls who adored me,but I didn't adore them. There are girls who I adored, but these girls didn't adore me. I've only had two long-term relationships,and both of them were girls who pursued me. In fact, you could say that they were obsessed with me in a very unhealthy way. And in some strange way, I wound up in relationships with both of them. Did I lack the self-esteem to find the girl who liked me the same way I liked her? I don't know because any time I pursued a girl,it ended in failure. Clearly, I seem to pick the wrong girl to direct my energy toward. The point I'm making is that I've never had a relationship where my interest in her matched her interest in me. It was NEVER balanced. Somehow, I find that hoping for this balance is foolhardy and nonsensical, and it's the reason I don't date now. I feel that finding this balance is like finding the holy grail.


What do you think? Did you ever find a partner who matched your intensity, your
energy, your obsession? Or, are you like me in that you've never experienced that balance yet?

BlackBaron:
This topic has been rehashed in various forms, headings, titles and so over the years.

Very soon, an obligatory horde of commenters would probably huff and puff, rant and scream. Then they'll all just go back to their lives.
Take it or leave it, most Nigerians are suffering from a form of institutionalized complacency. Stories like this go forth everyday, yet after ranting and shoving they all just settle back into the same mess!

God bless you Sir