₦airaland Forum

OduaMercenary:
Still doesn't change the fact that a Yoruba bastard, FFK, fuc.ked the wife of your messiah

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie.

If that's the case, it's more pleasurable and time efficient that working out for fat people. However, weak people will always be weak, even on bed. I have never experienced weakness after fapping, unless I HAD ALREADY BEEN WEAK BEFORE the trip.

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems.

I have been fapping since 17. Now in my mid 20s, though I have cut down on the habit. No mental problems whatsoever. Moreso, a recent survey claimed over 22 percent of Nigerians have mental problems. Does that mean most of them are masturbating men? Fallacy.

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

A big fat lie. What evidence do you have for this? Nigerians and their unorthodox research. Infact, it is recommended for active dads to regularly flush their pipes so as to make sure it's refilled with fresh eggs.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

Like everything pleasurable, I you can be addicted to it. However, this is a personal issue, as you can also be addicted to sex too.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

Check my response to claim 1.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

This is pure bullshit. Fallacy.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

Sex feels the same too, weed feels the same too. Fool. Anything that alters the function or consciousness of the brain can cause this. Even too much pal wine can cause this. Go back to school

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

Red hot? I don't get.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

For real? Are you a psychologist? How about telling us what happens when a 24 year old albino smokes weed. Man up, there is much more than what you think you know. Mastubation techniques vary from person to person. Not everybody gets off the same way.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

As I said earlier, masturbating, like all things pleasurable, can turn to addiction. We vary. It doesn't affect my performance. Infact, I have bros that fap before they have sex, so as to prolong the action, so to speak. It's a common trend. Ask any real G that doesn't do Viagra.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

No, fool. It does not. I can have a marathon week fap and the next 2 months not do anything. It's all about how you control yourself. I know of chronic sexual addicts that can't do without sex for at least 36 hours.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

No. You really don't get it. If your sexual partner is not hot enough, sperm no go come. If she is a witch, dick no go even rise. those old fat men should blame themselves and their diet for their inaction and not masturbation.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

No. Sperm production is not related to masturbation. Just as being a sex addict won't make you impotent.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

You are really pissing me off with this bullshit. What fucking fluid? What the Bleep!!

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

Yeah, maybe a point. But then, you can only love someone else, if you love yourself first. Philosophically speaking. I'm sure you're not this smart to understand.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

No, it doesn't, it's a time well spent. And a useless person will be useless, irrespective of if he masturbates or not.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

Just like sex, you don't always enjoy yourself. But it is still safer, cost efficient and a selfless act of loving yourself.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

Rubbish. Go watch the Wolf of Wall Street. This is 2015, not fucking Stone Age, goddammit!

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

It is a guilty pleasure, I do agree. Same as premarital sexy, same as indulgence in alcohol. Same as slut shaming the most prettiest virgin in high school. So give another reason for your pick on fapping.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

What are your views on sex enhancing power drinks and drugs, toys and BDSM. Also have you ever heard the term ASEXUALITY?

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

Blame pompous women, blame arranged marriages, blame romance that wasn't based on love, blame adulterous men, blame women who lie their way into marriages. Blame humans, not masturbation. What are your views on cuninglingus and MouthAction?

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

obiak4:
and why is that, it's because you are not spiritual inclined
op there are two things involved if it is regular occurrence then oluwa knows it is spiritual otherwise it is not
the body has a way of discharging excess and that is EET dream but if it is more than once atmost twice in a month you need to visit MFM for the needful
my 1000cowries contribution

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

acidtalk:
Fellow compatriots the time has come again to decide our future and the future of our generation even yet unborn.

In about a week from now, we will be taking a decision to determine how things will play out in our lives in the next four years and beyond.

Have you decided on who you want to trust in handling the Security, Economy, Youth Development, Healthcare, Education, and General improvement of the affairs of Nigeria and its citizens? If you haven’t now is the time to realize something.

1) We trusted the last 6years into the hands of a man who people felt his “luck” might bring Luck to the land because of the way he has always risen to power but unfortunately, one man’s favour from God isn’t enough to bring about solution to the land.

2) A man who travels abroad for the slightest flu while ignoring the healthcare system of the entire nation

3) A man whose 6years in power could boast of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

4) A man whose campaign was based on personal attacks on his opponent about events that too place OVER 30YEARS AGAIN. Whereas can not boast of achieving anything in the last 6years.

5) A man who claims he doesn’t give a DAMN about not declaring his assets and also claims STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION

6) A man who gallivants with corrupt past and present individuals while ignoring honest and upright individuals in the land.

7) A man who can defend supposed militants in the October 1st Abuja bomb attack only to come several years later to LIE that the same militants he defended years back attempted to kill him just because the militants are not in support of his government.

8 ) A man whose wife controls almost all critical national issues. Fellow Nigerians ask yourself this question and be honest about it; “can Michael Obama debate of political, security, and governance issue in America? But yet we see nothing wrong in Patience Jonathan peddling into national issues.

9) A man whose ONLY achievement in 6years is boasting of some outdated railway construction that 98% of the Nigerian population do not make use of.

10) A man who under his watch Nigeria can’t boast of a National Carrier yet he has 5 presidential jet to his name and has helped all his associated acquire theirs.

11) A country that sells forms to unemployed Nigerians only to DUPE the same JOBLESS youths as neither the government or the agencies have any job for the youths.

12) A country whose Universities were close for over 6 months and polytechnics for over a year.

13) A country whose medical health workers go on strike all year round leading to millions of people’s sudden death.

14) A country whose citizens die in their thousands on a weekly basis without the president saying or doing absolutely nothing yet the same president sends messages to a country who lost JUST 5 citizens.

15) A president who has emptied the countries foreign reserve and yet cooks up report to hide his elicit acts

The list is endless my fellow Nigerians. This is the time to end all religious and ethnic sentiments and vote in an upright man.
A man who has NO TRACE of any corruption activities and whose associates have all performed averagely well as governors in their various states.

LETS BE WISE. OUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE. WE CAN’T AFFORD TO WASTE THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AGAIN.

VOTE OUT JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTED HIM AND HE PROVED HE ISN’T A MAN TO GIVE A SECOND CHANCE TO.

oduastates:
An expatriate to a foreign journalist

"Nigeria is not a country, Nigeria is an opportunity to steal"

poundlander:
you are shouting plagiarism this and that. what have you invented or developed. everything we do has been done before, we only modify it. that itself is creativity.
your own is to just rant and bring down those that are trying to do something. is that what you are creative about?
the democracy we practice isn't ours, we adopt it. the phone you are using isn't ours,bought you bought it. our education system isn't ours,but we borrowed it. there have been several fora before nairaland,but we stick to nairaland because of its uniqueness and indigenousity.
learn to appreciate the creativity in people. even if it is only modifications

l see boobss

Silenzer: Am a beginner in filmmaking working on a couple of shoots willing to learn from the professionals. Post your works here so we can learn as well as help criticize constructively. Hope this attracts the Gurus.

WIZGUY69: This guy just want me to throw-up,
onitsha ko, aba ni.....
you dn't even post lokoja bridge, third mainland bridge lagos, restoration bridge ibadan.....

bknight: Well, realizing u need to stop it is the start of the redemption. You were going gay!

What specific reasons is bringing u to this point? Is it so ur friends can now relate with you like before? Or ur eyes has opened to the luxury beauty of yansh&breasts? Or u're wasting ur body nutrients jerking off 6 times a day? Anyways whatever ur reasons:

1. Determine to stop it.
2. Stay away from churches that encourage it.
3. To disengage from habits needs mental strength, so start developing urs.
4. Get a gf

But in truth, I think u gay how else can one explain d fact that jerking off made u stay single &not had sexx since 2007,,,7yrs ago?! mehnnnn! Niqqa u gay!

lewiscapricorn: Wetin we no go see? Amona tete wa o. Aye n daru o Amona tete bo. Ese n gori Ese lojoojumo.

nutty_hnic: 21st century reconnaissance airplanes can take a picture of you in your fathers house and know exactly if you are armed or not from more than 40,000 feet.
If you in any way believe that America flew a drone to spy on Ibadan people...u are simply a mad man.
You are a descendant of the chiefs that sold us out cos of mirrors.
It's more than a hundred years yet Nigerians are still stup1d.
Imagine one of the commenter said America will want to spy on an oil rich nation. Jesus.
They already have what they want. Your leaders gave them you stup1d booncoon.

[quote author=spenca]You should know this was planted on the internet because they know people like you will go after it on the internet and there you found the poo they left off for you there,it's just a contingency plan