₦airaland Forum

manutdrichie:
Lalasticlala

Israel 2
Terror 0

Jokerman:
What concerns Nigeria. we ain't Islamic

danduj:
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bolaino:
Jesus is a myth. Jesus can kiss my black ass for all I care. and suck my dick while he is at it.

9jvirgin:
My experience in a country : Wake up in the morning, Pray, Shower, Dress-up, Get in the car, Drive to work.

My experience in another country : Wake up in the morning, Pray, Put fuel inside the Generator, Put on the Generator, Pump Water, Shower, Put off the Pumping machine, Put off the Generator, Switch source to "NEPA", Check the car for water and engine oil level, Notify your neighbor to move his car, Open the gate, Drive out and park outside the gate, Wait for your neighbor to repark his car, Close the gate, Enter your car, Drive to work.

Moral of the Story : African leaders have a special place in hell.

Spuggie:
The funniest thing I have read this year.
so I am just thinking, if Jesus died and washed away our sins and cleared our debts, so how come we no longer offer burnt sacrifices or go to jersuSalem for the annual Passover feast but we are allowed to tithe?

SportBlogger:
Bomb Abuja don't reach Lagos ooo

UbanmeUdie:




The Nigeria Police Force will forever be shamed for their mediocrity.

No responsible and well trained police officers will engage a squad of petty armed robbers in a gun battle for 45minutes and still not have them all killed.



Abeg jare, Nigeria police is synonymous with mass failure and gross incompetence.

cashlurd:
Some Igbos would be laughing at the Yorubas right now......


This is a disrespect to the Yoruba tradition, culture and beliefs

NwaAmaikpe:


Jack of all trade, master of none.

Failed in music, (King don come)
Failed in reality TV, (Koko Mansion)
Failed as an ambassador, (Slot & Globacom)
Failed in agriculture, (Koko Garri)
Failed in talent hunting (CREAM)

Now he wants to be a mere sports show presenter.
Last last, this dude might resort to opening a church.

Eja kekere.
Keep jumping from post to post while small boys like Wizkid and Davido reign in music.

kn23h:
Why is red mud everywhere tho?

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Kingluqman89:
Very nice



The lady's b**bs ehn... Still very firm buh by the time the mechanic use spanner on it, she go think sey he wan repair G-Wagon gear box ni.

royalamour:
What have we done to deserve this vulture as a gov. Whoever imposed this bastard on us will never know peace.

How many people did he consult?

He thinks he owns Kogi State alone?

I think this boy is a stark illiterate.

I think he is yet to discover who his real father is.

Amarabae:
It depends on the parameter that you use to determine the development index.
Is it by human development index?
Or by industrialisation?
Or by infrastructural?
BTW how can a geopolitical zone be developed in a backward underdeveloped country like Nigeria?

Duru1:
Take Lagos out of the southwest, what remains is a cocoa and kolanut farm.

Zafata:
No they don't. You are not funny.

Naijazeus:
Respect bro. You jusy dy give am punch by punch, knock-out by knock-out. One bottle of Origin for you.

Ofemannnu:
TRULY..IGBOLAND IS NOT LANDLOCKED..RIVER AWKA TO THE RESCUE

YOU SEE YOUR LIFE...SHUKUEKU...YOU HAVE STARTED REPEATING ALL THE PICTURES YOU HAVE POSTED BEFORE...NTOOOR

I TOLD YOU THAT YORUBAS ARE OUR MASTERS.I GO GO TELL MAMA SHUKUNDIDI

ruggedised:
South are cowards

Khutie:
•••Funny how y'all see this differently. Am gonna do same if the part I walked upon making those Benjamins ain't that easy and smooth. Parents ko? His parents just took his meekness as weakness only because of African mentality of "He's our son" and for that he ain't gonna do nothing. Burna Boy fired his mum who was his manager cos the woman ain't up and doing and always hiding behind same phrase of "my son". We should keep family outta business.
The parents fvcked up bigg time.

JoNach:
Just imagine !! No regard for women in the north , that's why they marry as many as they wish to. He should go and try this with Edo or Warri girl, what you'll hear is that "he has been buried according to islamic rites"