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190:
true or false!!

what do you think?

;d ;d ;d

I made this post for my best friend ,she is experiencing it right now and getting advice here will help me encourage her more, please contribute, I just do not know how to help her now.

jay bee:
Heart pleading for you to stay => You are finding reasons to stay <= Your head has stopped working in tandem with your heart so constant counter-arguements going on in your mind

Heart screaming for you to leave => Communication between your head and heart is now asynchronous so leaving is the best thing you had be doing for yourself.

Neither of these 2 situations is any good so once you start having the doubt then it's best you start listening to your head more often than your heart

, a good advice from a great lawyer

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her,"What did you steal?"

She replied: "A can of peaches".

The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied, "6".

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

"What is it?" the Judge said.

The husband said "She also stole a can of peas.

Mr.Bones:
LOL! That wife must be mediatrix MEHN. Nice nice joke

heheheh not me ;, Are you clarence? If you are him what would you do?

190:
[color=deeppink]too many ladies smoke weed these days on nairaland

true or false!! [/color]

, What do you mean?

When should you listen to your heart? When it screams at you to leave or when it pleads with you to stay?

Clarence returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he only has 24 hours left to live. Given the prognosis, Clarence asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know now I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, so they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that now he has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please, just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course dear" and they make love for the third time.

After, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Clarence, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to just 4 more hours. He gently rouses his wife and asks, "Honey, I have only 4 more hours to live, do you think we could, ?"

At this point his wife sits up and says, "Clarence! I have to get up in the morning, YOU DON'T!"

High_Chief:
Lawwd, you are so damn funny. Kinda true sha

hmmmmmmmmm

Well,That is only my OPINION [/b]according to what I observed.Why I say They need relationship? simply because[b] animals like Humans tend to be very active and happy being with each other.They have their own language and manner to show passion,love and care towards each other.Of course it may not be as long and as intimate as human beings but they do.Dogs,for example, before they procreate they spend a little time to adjust with each other, just like knowing with each other.I think their relationship starts.

At first,I am really annoyed with some posters here trying to insult one another.Some are just funny and for the purpose of making a joke they unknowingly hurt someone but they wouldn't know until you tell them.But,Later I learned to ignore and go on reading and posting.

@ Poster Just ignore them and enjoy with people who are nice and kind here.

It's nature! We need relationships with opposite sex for satisfaction and happiness of being a human.Even animals need a relationship.It's the way how we are created.Asking the question,Why we need a relationship? is just like asking Why are we born on EARTH?

How we understand women?What do women want? How do they behave? This age old questions lead us to believe that women need to walk, talk and act a certain way and that the Mars vs. Venus theory really does make sense.

The answer to this burning question is, "Who Knows?" no two people are alike and most certainly every man wants something different from every woman he meets. It's like playing poker, you never know what they are going to like. A few morsels of information is most often true. Every man wants his potential mate to be a mirror of himself and most every man requires a sexual attraction to his potential mate. Beyond these two requirements, it's every man for himself.

Arranged Marriage? hmmm In deed a difficult situation specially if you have someone you love so much.I know you love her and so with her.As evidence of her refusing the will of her parents.Keep you fingers crossed that She will stand on her principle and love to you.Meanwhile ,try to fight your love to her,do some good things to let her parents know your sincere intention to her.But expect the unexpected, Be prepared for whatever happened.I just hope everything will be well with you, wish a happy ending

do you also believe that I am in Nigeria? give me ur number and I will ring u now

Da_b¤§§.:
but your i.p na nigerian i.p naa
and your local time

, oh really? that's great then, I wish I am in Nigeria,BUT i AM iN cHINA, now it's 7:26 am here.

alright then shuai ge,good night, it's midnight here and have work still tomorrow, Good luck in your search of prettiest girl in Nairaland, Ka chi foo

Proper Sanitation and good hygiene will solve this problem

Mr.Bones:
Apology accepted(this one na good omen).

I fink i shud reconsider ma stance regarding pretties here LOL!

.naaaaaa count me out there, many of them here a pretty really.and you are too,not pretty but shuai ge, (handsome in chinese)

I would love to, Count me in

Mr.Bones:
I meant your profile is cool. But i'm still annoyed sha because of that thread u created when i was using ma now banned id-vic2k3 and pls don't ask which cos u know.

oohhh, sorry

Mr.Bones:
Ma sister mediatrix in eyes of the Lord there is no discrimination o. Me i dey roll wif both like tomorrow no dey. BTW your . . . . . . . Is . . . .

hmmm I got your first line, that's true but what do you mean by your last line? huh

kay177:
I wont stay too long showering with mediatrix8, MEDIA I don commot for bathroom ooo, no vex, next time we go continue,

ahhhha , Are you sure you won't stay long hmmmmmnnn, my favorite place oooo

freecocoa:
Would've loved to but he's showering wif mediatrix8.

, awwwwwwwwww, what is that

awwwwwwwww

Mr.Bones:
Sorry to say it but there are no very pretty ladies in here, pretty ladies u can commit all cides for, be it suicide, genocide, homicide name it . Jxt plain faced girls are here . On the other hand this is a forum not a dating site thats y i do not place emphasis on their looks .

, and so what if no pretty girls here, it doesn't matter as long as you've got the guts to post replies, carry on dude

hmmm.all black women are beautiful in my eyes, I wish I could be one, but I am not

They said 'first love never dies' but my love for him eventually dies,only the memories remain as he was my first, kiss