Zooposki:


The man belongs to the street. Imagine depending on another being to cook your meals for you. Is that not a burdensome being?

Na dem...

Gistmedia10:
A man has taken to the internet to express his frustration after his girlfriend allegedly mismanaged the 15,000 Naira he gave her to cook soup. Instead of preparing the meal, she reportedly used the money for personal needs and ended up cooking a simple dish of red rice.

The man, whose identity remains undisclosed, shared his ordeal online, detailing how he had entrusted his girlfriend with the sum to prepare a special soup. However, upon returning home, he was shocked to find that she had not only failed to make the soup but had used the money on her personal expenses.

"I gave her 15k to cook a nice pot of soup. When I got back, she served me red rice and told me the money wasn’t enough,"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3y9HSoglow

Na yesterday them just confirm the meaning of "she belongs to the streets" for me.

Some girls aren't worth wasting your time and money on.

Just fvck give them money and let them goan enjoy themselves in the streets where they actually belong.

Na one of them just confirm am to this guy now. I bet you she's in the streets right now looking for a maga to fall into her laps.

Keep apartment neat and tidy weekly.

Go to the market to buy foodstuffs and cook meals weekly.

Wash clothes weekly using a washing machine.

30k/month

Apply within

onez:
Judiciary is gone forever

Follow who know road you say samm you no go hear.

You go tay for there

Dapromzy333:

SOURCE: https://news360ng.com/bandits-abducts-judge-four-children-kill-first-son-in-kaduna/

Kidnap 3-4, kill one to send a message.

That's how they roll now

Islie:
ELECTRICITY DISCONNECTION…Ministers, Top Officials Abandon Offices, Work From Home



https://leadership.ng/electricity-disconnectionministers-top-officials-abandon-offices-work-from-home/

NEPA dey para for everybody oh. Thank God I no dey fail for my bills

lepashandie:
hmmm

Fine girl

Odewaleadesoye:
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I subscribed at the right time

Vintage001:
Ladies and gentlemen, it is over. Omo as we speak, almost all the boutique owners in Abuja don Dey vex for me, because say I slash down the prizes of all my clothings.
With only sixteen Kay, you will get quality outfit for my store, we deliver Nationwide with free delivery. see my profile topic if interested

This must be some kind of delusion of reference...

Sweetberry123:
This saraki sister is so sweet damn

Are you ok?

OLAADEGBU:


SaharaReporters

If President Biden doesn't voluntarily step down, the possibilities for a replacement are scarce.

So Biden and Trump are both what America can offer.

America would soon become like Nigeria.

PJ123:


Please train up your daughter to desist from taking gift, even in Freetown, there's no free launch.
My wife never never collected a dine from me until she accepted my proposal. Everything I tried giving her when we first met and proposed to her was totally rejected. She started accepting gift from me after she communicated her acceptance of the proposal which was about interval of 7- 8 months after the proposal.

How you take cope? 7-8months no kpekus?

seunmsg:
Caption this picture.

Davido na the biggest cat in the industry no be lie...

fergie001:
WE SADLY ANNOUNCE THE DEMISE OF PROF. YUSUF SAIDU, THE DVC RESEARCH INNOVATION & DEVELOPMENT. HE WAS KILLED BY BANDITS ON HIS WAY TO KADUNA.

KINDLY INCLUDE HIM IN YOUR PRAYERS



SOURCE

The North seem to have made their peace with insecurity.

It's like a norm to them now

ProudBoy:


https://guardian.ng/atiku-obi-alliance-another-marriage-in-whose-interest/

How do I get my PVC? Got my TVC during the Yaradua election when I registered in Ife Central back then, but didn't actually use it to vote, and have even misplaced it since then.

I'll like to know what I can do.

WaleBuraimoh:


https://punchng.com/tenants-struggle-as-rents-skyrocket/?

I might run away from this Lagos and return to Sango Ota and start a business there if they try that nonsense.

I believe they will and I'm ready for them.

justnaijagist12:
Davido & chioma release pre-wedding photo as Davido wedding invite cost 10 million naira

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TPjwohqB2U?si=Y0OOZOfSC74QnFCX

This babe wey I dey see so is there for the grabs. She is there for what she can get in oh, nothing more meen.

Zero smile throughout the pictures meen.

David no go know wetin hit am, make hin go ask FFK, hin go know how far soon

Opebiman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV3B-amFPVw

Accursed country

frankputer:


Take it to the shop,
They have direct access to DSTV server,
They will upgrade it sharp sharp.
I have done that severally.
It usually occurs when ever your decoder is not connected or upgraded for a long period of time, one month and above.
That installer na criminal.

Well was also told the decoder was faulty at their office too.

Had to upgrade to their latest decoder for 22k, and couldn't wait to switch it on to the Euros

Enjoying my shiii, while looking at SAPA eyeing & waiting for me in the coming weeks

meobizy:
Go to their office.

Okay thank you

meobizy:
All your questions will be answered when the sun rises. Go to their office. I think I saw my model when I inspected the decoder. It had a sticker with the model number printed. The latest model, I checked the same sticker on the new decoder.

Okay thanks but please did yours also give you any problem necessitating your changing it?

meobizy:
Na you hang boot for two years. Who knows what could’ve happened then. If anything, I believe the decoder is now outdated. DStv routinely updates their Zapper hardware. I bought one in 2018. It was model 8b. I had to buy one in January, 2024. The new one was a 12b. Physically, it’s a smaller decoder than its predecessor. Customer care claimed it provides better picture quality. Nothing concern me, all I wan watch na BBC, M-Net and UFC.

How do I know which model mine is? And did yours give you any problem that you had to change it?

Also how much do you think I'll buy a replacement?

OLAADEGBU:


'We'll build a better one' - Pastor Chris reacts to burning of Christ Embassy church.

I dey feel sorry for Satan sha, nothing dey happen by accident as this man don talk.

Everything wey happen na Satan head we go dump am


Irresponsibility at it's peak

Allardyce:
I suggest that you download Showmax so that you may watch the newest films and cast them on your smart TV.

I don't really have time to watch my DSTV which is running on Compact Plus.... When I have some free time, I simply launch the Showmax app, choose a live match or interesting movie, and cast it to my laptop.

The only time I make use of my DSTV is to vote for my Friend at Nigeria Idol, or to Stream Simon's Snake in the City show.

Hello, just installed my DSTV after a long hiatus since 2022, the decoder came on and began upgrading but it suddenly stopped sending signal to the TV, and showed a yellow light on the decoder, which refused to switch to green or red when the power button is pressed.

I've informed DSTV and they told me to bring the decoder tomorrow with the power adapter to their nearest office.

The installer is telling me the decoder installation probably hanged, and I might need to buy another decoder.

Abeg make una epp me oh, I just bought this decoder brand new in 2020 oh. So decoder go just spoil within 4yrs laidat ni?

FreeStuffsNG:


https://punchng.com/unregistered-tiger-nut-drinks-caused-lagos-cholera-outbreak-govt/

Anything wey no get seal, I no dey drink am. Ordinary pure water wey you tear with your teeth sef dey safe pass all this rubbish people dey drink upadan....

Chandelierstore:
Contemporary lights available at wholesale prices.
📌We deliver nationwide.
📌Call/WhatsApp 09032043106 to order
📌Visit our showroom at A61 & 62 Alcobre Plaza, St Patrick’s Road, Alaba International Market, Ojo - Lagos.

Their name is Steadfast international trade and industry limited, but ive never seen their green light on nairaland before.

They also only do delivery and not like a physical shop.

Payment on delivery available only for goods worth above a 100k, and na 40k market me k wam buy.

Abeg make una epp me before dem scam me of my money oh, cos nairaland just be like Igbo man, any business wey you see for here, fear that business oh

UncleSnr:


https://mediatalkafrica.com/169348/thousands-protest-against-new-tax-proposals-in-kenya-bringing-nairobi-to-standstill/

When a country doesn't foster productivity, it resorts to taxation- a modern day form of slavery....

RingRoadCartel:
Gilbert Chagoury is the same man he awarded 15 Trillion Naira contract to without thinking twice. He owns the construction company that is supposed to construction the Lagos-Calabar coastal highway. The man "allegedly" used to be a bag man for Abacha until he died. He then sought for the next most corrupt individual after Abacha to latch unto, and since then, him and Tinubu have become inseparable. The coastal highway will be their biggest cashout.

.

I may have made the wrong choice in Tinubu, cos even though I know Obi is corrupt and very incompetent, I never knew Tinubu is absolutely corrupt and rotten...

Exceptional300:
There’s this girl I have been dating for a couple of months now, we are planning on settling down soon. She was diagnosed with PCOS couple of years ago before I met her, had a surgery and one of her ovaries were removed. Though she still ovulates and sees her period, I am kind of worried if there will be any issues in the future.
My parents doesn’t know about her surgery yet. Should I tell them about it?

So she dey get plenty pimples for her ovaries...

nlfpmod:
Four Kwara Hajj Pilgrims Have Died in Saudi Arabia. Their names are:
1 Saliu Mohammed
2 Hawawu Mohammed
3 Ayishat Ologele
4 Salman Alade




Source: https://punchng.com/two-more-kwara-hajj-pilgrims-die-in-mecca/

Previous threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/8119942/hajj-kwara-pilgrim-allegedly-commits

https://www.nairaland.com/8104997/hajj-2024-nigerian-pilgrim-dies

They might come and tell you the greatest honor is to die in mecca

Jennyclay:
I know Nairaland men will have full erection over this post especially the broke and poverty wretched ones

For me, I need more men that will keep spending and lavishing his money on me!

Shikena!!

So you even dey Lagos. Oya come spend weekend for my crib.

I no get money sha oh, but I get big dîck