Mynd44:
The last 2 are just arrests, the records might not exist sef.

You see that first one, it will stick forever.

Plus, you seem to have a thing for assaulting women, are you sure you don't need help?

I take women too seriously, I know I need help when it comes to women.

I can easily overlook the misdemeanors of a man, but women are extremely annoying with theirs, to the point i break.

I've almost given up on the prospects of getting married, as I've come to realize that's the way women are, so we're like parallel lines that'll never meet.

Mpcoll001:
Nice one

Incompetent tailor, you think I'll forget the rubbish you did for me that you called a cap?

You'll never scam anyone else again on this platform.

Scam tailor, catfishing pictures to hoodwink unsuspecting individuals.

He

ryloy:
Photos : President Tinubu on Abuja Metro Rail

Kassimu Shettima just shining teeth while waiting for his turn.

adamusuleiman3:


https://labourparty.com.ng/labour-party-appoints-ngogbehai-elumelu-ismaila-others-to-oversee-obidient-directorate/

So what if Obi dies tomorrow or something happens to him, his dream does with him or what.

This Obidient nonsense is nothing but idolatory

fergie001:
...finished as top goalscorer.

Always hungry for laurels, like say dem no buy toy for am when e dey small...

Sirchiboy:
.
Yes,
I don't have anus

I'll create one for you with my phallus...

Sirchiboy:
.
I am a female

Without an anus?

Sirchiboy:
.
Why are you a gay

Born to scatter your anus

Sirchiboy:
.
Are you a gay

Hunger never waya you.

You'll beg me later and I won't hear you

Sirchiboy:
Someone should please buy catfish for me

Come and suck my scrotal sac first and I'll buy it for you

royalwax2:
I think this man needs to be questioned again.
Is that why he bought a small size casket and forced his son's neck in it before burial?

You're a mad man but have no one to tell you

nlfpmod:
Gumsu Sani Abacha shared new photos on social media and cautioned the post:



A social media user, Abubakar Sadeeq Haruna, told her to wear a scarf,


Abacha replied:


Not done, Abubakar Sadeeq Haruna told her:

Truly y'all can never be as broke as Dangote

Bruisecruise:
So what happens in 2027 when APC returns to power through Ganduje’s candidate as governor? Dethrone Sanusi again? And the cycle continues?

To be honest, Sanusi could have thanked Abba for the gesture but declined to be returned and ask the governor to appoint another neutral Emir in his stead after the unification of the emirate back to the way it once was.

That way, it would be outrightly difficult and ridiculous for any future governor to tamper with the arrangement. Also, it would cement Sanusi as one of the greatest leaders ever.

With the current development, it has paved way for political ping-pongs to be played with the throne of the emirate.

Do you guys think Ganduje would take this fight as a defeat in his lifetime? Sanusi knows that he’s on a borrowed time no matter how we emotionally spin these events.

How do you know apc would win in 2027?

Evans41:

https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/23/real-madrid-tops-forbes-worlds-most-valuable-football-teams-list-top-10/

These footballers no even get money.

JayZ alone is worth $2.5billion.

vanbonattel:


Chinedu is also a private business owner, but the government monitors his business because he's from a part of the country, and closes the border or increases import duties because of Shinedu.

The government will not be talking about FX and BDC today if not because they think they shoupd kill the businesses of a region who imports items using forex.

Now when it gets to Dangote or Otedola, the government will become deaf, dumb and blind at the same time.

Have you stopped taking your meds again, or do I need to increase the dose?

I was initially thinking FG wanted to add the 54k to the current 30k minimum wage on ground to make it 84k total.

So they just want to add 24k on top of 30k to give us 54k?

Walahi talai if Tinubu tries this, I might be forced to disown him and believe he indeed has Dementia.

Abiru nonsense wo leleyi?!

Even the 84k is still absolute rubbish, na 54k you wan come pay?

VinnyBaba:


So these UK ladies are so Sex starved?

When we have lots of Kongified Nigerian Londoners like MrCork,?

They'll rather fork fellow white boys, wicked women

Idaytesj29:

I rem toilet avenue Wow can't rem the name. But may be the face. I was In same room with like lots of law students. Baruwa, Ife etc

It was really interesting back then

Can you remember one very social Law student then called Femi, can't remember his popular nickname, black in complexion, a bit chubby and very social.

He was in my room A10 then...

Idaytesj29:


I was at Angola A8 in 2005 as 100 level student in the dept of Philosophy matric no 059 in the dept before I left for another school after a semester.

I was the best student when result came out. HOD was disturbing my guardian then that I should return cos I was their best student. But my mind was made up.

Brilliant students, very beautiful ❤️ campus, sound lectures, they always finish the syllabus and very social institution.

I was in A10 then, toilet avenue.

A medical student actually, nickname was CC Ono, dunno if you know the name but you'll know me if I past emy picture sha; which I don't want to though...

flyinnizam:
I was on my own going home last night when I heard someone shouts snake but I couldn't resist because killing snake is my hobby. I hate that creature. while others without mind where looking for long stick, I just look for block instead since it's easier to see block in that area and the rest was history.

The snake lose guard allow you carry block nack for hin head.

Dull snake...

PerfectStranger:

Yeah they're good at that coz they know they don't have the physique. If they had booties, trust me they'll be witches, let's tell ourselves the truth

Na why I no dey mumu for any ugly girl wey dey show me face be that. The frog wey my elder brother marry dom show am shege sotey dem don separate now.

All of them na dem-dem, na just 419 dem dey use, they're all the same, so better eat the juiciest frog when you settle, cos when that ugly girl start dey show you her true color, you go wan commit suicide oh

LocalFARMERS:
In Kaduna, they recently increased the price of a bag of pure water from #200 to #250. 3 Pure waters are sold for #50, while 1 is #20.

A big loaf of Bread is sold for #1,200. This same size of bread is sold for #1,600 in Benin City.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH7wq_MfWk

North too sweet I swear, na insecurity just be wahala.

Pure water bag #400 for Yaba, awon eleribu

Dedeity:
Tinubu is a failure. You took the price of fuel from 190 to 800 and still want workers to paid 48k. A disaster like no other

The 48k would be added to 35k to make 83k. That's what it is I guess

mekuso89:
What's the name please I just saw it in my house

Drosophila melanogaster

Yankee101:


You
In Nigeria it’s important to have friends within the security circles
Infact get a banker, immigration officer, police officer, military officer and DSS in your circle of friends.

Okay I'll inform my own police friends ba?

Yankee101:


Phone calls to other officers, standard issued uniforms, proximity to a police station, ID card, court order or warrant of arrest signed and sealed by a court etc

Are they the ones to make the phone calls to others for officers?

Yankee101:
If legitimate police arrests you, contact your family and lawyers and go to the station with them

But you must confirm 1000% say na legit police

1000% ke, how you wan take know now sey na dem...

TheBillyonaire:
Illiteracy is a problem here. Debt is a civil offence and not a criminal offence. It is not the business of the police to arrest except a court case is in process and he refuses to attend.

All he needed to do is go there and accept owing them and informing the police about the issue and they will ask him when he will pay. He can 2030 and nothing will happen. They simply will start talking about interest rate and begging for reduced time,

That debt is small.

Siddon there make dem dey wine you, people are in cell for doing a shoddy job, people are in cell for debts.

This is Nigeria, it depends on the person locking you up in the cell. Some people can even lock you up for farting sef....

No think am oh...

KingGeedorah:
Also ditched my Dstv decoder late last year.

I enjoy watching NBA and NFL, Dstv does show them but not all games.
Now l just subcribe to NBA app for 5k and stream the NBA play offs ( one the NBA play offs are finished , l will resubscribe for netflix 5K)
I do also subscribe to youtube premium for 1k, so l do not have to watch the ads

For my data, l got an Airtel 4G Router and l sub 20k for 200Gb

So Au Revoir Dstv

Calculate everything, no be 31k you don spend so? Wetin come different from 37k of DSTV?

Gboom:
All these adverts here and there, DSTV is better (if not for their price hike) when you are watching live football games. I always feel irritated whenever I'm watching a live football game and I hear goal from a small bar adjacent to my house and will be wondering who scores while watching the same match

Shey na these bein sports channel you dey watch ba

Me sef taya for all these adverts. They think say DSTV no sabi wetin dem dey do

zedman1:
I had a smart TV, never knew what it was capable of doing until it got spoilt. I just wasted it's years.

Wetin spoil am?