DmonSlayer10:

Heey Tribal Bigot!!
Kill the demons in you before they kill you!!
Enemy of peace!!!

Lmao flatty....

ReacherSaidNoth:
At your age you still engage in childish tribalism? Do better sir.

I wonder nairaland would change flatinóo to Igbo, cos that was what I wrote.

Na nairaland you suppose blame not me oh, for equating what I said to mean Igbos

adamusuleiman1:


https://saharareporters.com/2024/06/13/court-jails-pastor-life-after-defiling-church-members-daughter-ekiti#google_vignette

Stay away from porn, e get why...

Cassandraloius:
He looks like a short thief😂

More like a flatinóo with their contour head

lonelydora:
We will cook it o. It's better than dying of hunger. Even Banga is not cheap either.

Is Banga a cheaper alternative to fresh tomato stew? Maybe I should start looking that way

naptu2:
Entire schedule.

The times in this schedule are Nigerian time +1

An na 30th of June I go get money do my DSTV installation & subscription so...

inoki247:
Lol everybody trying to run each other street...



Naso the tap tap shiit dey tell people to pay before they can link there wallet people don see say crypto is the best legit way to scam people now....

Thank God I don't understand all these nonsense, same way I don't understand betting as well.

Ignorance is pure bliss. Nothing like doing business the old and traditional way through patience and pure hard work.

I really feel sorry for una wey dey stuck in this cut short, abi na short cut schemes

doggedfighter:
I just use Hollandia Evaporated and I love it.



Just had it with my Quaker oats and it's absolutely creamy and filling.

Ever since I discovered it. To hell with every other milk .

Na so una go dey manage manage till una begin drink una breast milk one day...

muhammaduyusufu:


Credit: Brig General Godwin Alabi-Isama.

They were more disciplined even with their beards...

vonlogon:
I dropped mine like 3 years ago got a smart TV and did the maths. Cheaper and more options, never had to watch one thing over and over. I remember when DSTV dish was on an average of 4 per house distribution.

What are you now watching on your smart TV abeg?

Jamisi

lexylaw09:

Wetin hin dey come for Lagos? Hin wan come suffer us again abi?

mrvitalis:
I don't know what FG is messing up

This is a greate opportunity for them

Labor u want 150k minimum wage? Fine but all subsidy has to go simple

If you remove fuel subsidy , electricity subsidy and some others 150k minimum wage is achievable

They wont do it because subsidy is the easiest way to steal untraceable billions

Who would collect 150k after removing all subsidy? Be like sey something dey worry you.

casualobserver:


you wouldnt know what it means to have functioning thinking faculties because you were probably raised in the era of decayed educational institutions, exploitation by pastors and have probably nvere used your brain in your life because your environment has not encouraged you to. Every aspect of your life has been based on subsidies and low standards.. You teachers are there because they cant get any other jobs and the smart ones no longer want to go into teaching and your pastors have encouraged you all your life to pray for blessings and favour. so why would you have ever had to engage your brain?

Cholera of the mouth. All watery feces being spewed out your mouth like a sewage pump.

Check your head I repeat, it's decaying and losing some neurons

casualobserver:



they dont because if they did the GDP per capita of Nigeria would not be N150k a month...thats my point.

Check your head first as I adviced.

casualobserver:


You are the one who is cursed.

Your problem is you believe the nonsense they feed you in the west. You get what you work for in life.

When you try to compare yourself to western countries, ask if a security man on minimum wage sits or chats on duty, or a sales girl in a shop spends her employers time dancing and chatting on duty, or if a civil servant fails to come to work or comes for a few hours and spends the time idle. Ask yourself if a worker on minimum wage spends his time in church or gets a part time job to augment his income. Ask if you constantly break the law or collect money rice etc from politicians in exchange for votes, as if they pay taxes.

Before you compare your leaders to those in western countries ask if you the citizen, you the worker, are doing your bit as compared to their citizens.

You get what you work for in life, you are not entitled to anything. Be it love, money, happiness, good government, good economy etc. anyone who tells you otherwise has been lying to you and if you see anyone enjoying any of these things they worked for it…..maybe you don’t know their story.

Nobody cares if you “talk am”, the people you envy acted and that’s why you are cursed. You are happy to just “talk am”

So your leaders actually deserve what they're getting despite leading the country to where it is, but your fellow Nigerians who work their butts off don't, because a select few choose to shake their bumbum at work.

Have you employed or have been employed by anyone in your pathetic life? Cos I highly doubt it.

You talk like one who's brain cells has lost it's connection with other parts of itself, evidenced by your inability to connect the dots.

You really need to have your head checked. I'm serious.

casualobserver:


You cannot pay a worker from nothing. If your income cannot pay workers, it cannot pay. If it didn’t dey it didn’t dey!

But "it dey" to pay the Legislooters and Executhieves

I don talk am before, na we be our problem not our leaders.

Shey dem go fit try this kain nonsense for Yankee or UK? Those ones na dem get their country, no be the leaders. The leaders literally work their butts off for their citizens to enjoy; but here reverse is the case. We bend over backwards to fvck ourselves over and over again for our leaders to climax...

Accursed people

obedience4:


https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c6pp08q513do

Hunter Biden here and there for the wrong purpose. It's like he's a Hunter of trouble.

Ever8090:
Ok...you can imagine this happening in Nigeria...na d masses go even come out to stop the justice process against him.....

Just goes on to confirm our leaders aren't our problem.

We are our own problems!

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtsUxzxW3Vg?si=vQKFCBnPIrGVcWPS



Riddwane



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut1LO2GoVvQ?si=V97Enij-O_WJVaC_

So me wey I be Yoruba from Kwara state nko? Shey na so dem go sideline me ni?

Arobaga:
God I pray Tinubu will be the last president of Nigeria


I’m seeing it coming


Make Nigeria divide so government won’t be developing lagos with oil money from Rivers state


Infact I want Nigeria to split into pieces where Rivers and Bayelsa will only have their own country


Edo and Delta have their own country


Akwa Ibom and Cross River their own country


Maybe all South East states their own country


However the rest decide to rule themselves they can fuvk off and do them

We will continue to lick your oil and the oil dripping from your women's thighs always.

Dey play, you never see anything yet.

Moneyfem:
These snakes do come from the small bush not far from our office to get lizards.

This one swallowed a big lizard and couldn't speed as usual.


This snake is very venomous and its venom kills faster than that of a cobra.

This snake is not venomous. Brightly colored snakes that stand out in color are the poisonous ones.

This one is simply a garden snake that hunts lizards.

If better venomous snake catch you, you were go piss for body..m

adenigga:




Source: https://punchng.com/Minimum-wage-Resign-if-you-cant-pay-labour-tackles-govs

So like play like play, Labour don accept this 62k?

Bobloco:


https://dailytrust.com/minimum-wage-labour-knocks-govs-for-rejecting-n60000/

Stop all these English and act fools!!!

MissOpe:
The universe be praised...

I j

Parydelegate:
Next men's conference coming up this December we will be inviting the female lawyer for a chieftaincy title.


In another news...The woman na my secondary school mate mother. I still dey their house the try console the woman cos she sabi cook beans well well😂

Hmmm, why you lurking around the poor woman's house? You want your shoulder to cry on become a díck to ride on ba?

You wanna perform surgery on her with that instrument beneath your trousers?

Bad boy

mukshin:


Small boy you be
Your response says a lot about you.

Sorry oh 70yrs old man, mumu

mukshin:


Iwo ni elewon then because I don't even know road to any prison in my life and I will not know till eternity.

You no need to know road, so you no go fit know escape route.

Dem fit cover your eyes, throw you inside black maria.

Elewon

mukshin:


That man in green Ankara looks familiar.
Anyway you and bobrisky or I don't believe it.
Set awon omo irole aye.

Elewon moga eh

This is what I've been refreshing nairaland frontpage for since morning

Odape e fe gbepe!

dre11:


https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-governors-reject-n60000-minimum-wage/

Na 75k this this go jasi laslas, make we bet?

EmmyMaestro:
If they did not catch him, he would have been feeling smart, let him enjoy the small cell it is an example of the one that will be crowded where they feed you with watery beans,



Anyway, next time use the bridge

Be like sey na that Oshodi bridge dem dey enforce this thing pass oh, abi wetin una feel?