obembet:
A hilarious Facebook post updated on the University of Waterloo has gotten the attention of its students as well as that of other social media users.

More like the threat people put on walls in Naija: "please urinate here, we need it for something"

God1000:
This is colonization by debt, it's hard to believe that poor China of yesterday has now become the world's economic and technological powerhouse, it's all about good governance and curbing corruption.


I'm sure we're owing IMF and world bank a lot of money too


Meanwhile I don't see any European country on the list, it's all africa, Asia and south America

Was China ever poor?

Hope say Ounje Eko go dey tomorrow, I wan go buy another crate of eggs abeg

pansophist:
No Seychelles? Like really? or do they mean Sub-saharan Africa?

Gambia, Burkina Faso, and Ghana shouldn't be on that list. Instead, they should be replaced with Tunisia, Algeria, and Morocco.

It's really a shame that Burkina Faso ECOWAS is busy sanctioning is governed better than Nigeria that's doing the sanctioning...

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Abeg how do I even renew my ECOWAS passport sharp sharp in this Lagos sef?

Godjone:


Iran are noise makers. They can do nothing. In fact Israel should make sure they are served double of what Gaza got.

Gone are the days when you threaten Israel and walk away with it. This time around the holy city of God. [b]The birth place of the living Christ [/b]and God's beloved Israel is very ready to treat the madness of these dirty Islamists. Let's go Israel. Take no prisoners. Finish them all. They are terrorists they deserves to be neutralized

For your information, the living Christ was born in Bethlehem which is actually in Palestine.

Racoon:
One house, two cars, other assets declared by Senegal’s president-elect, Bassirou Faye

https://businessday.ng/news/article/one-house-two-cars-other-assets-declared-by-senegals-president-elect-bassirou-faye/?amp=1

African Leaders Urged To Emulate Faye, As Senegal President Makes Assets Public 

https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/03/african-leaders-urged-to-emulate-faye-as-senegal-president-makes-assets-public/

I think it's high time I too took a loan.

This government job no fit allow me do wetin I suppose do on time abeg

TouchNfollow:




Kwara State Government

Igbaja my village, such a shame

ChizzyBuna:
I really PITY men that trust and believe women.. I PITY THEM

Women are the perfect WEAPON
The most dangerous species on Earth
The Perfect Trojan Horse

They look soft
They look harmless
They look so innocent
They look like they can't hurt a fly

But the things they do in Secret will blow your mind

Women are the greatest manipulators
Real men never fall for these manipulators
Only simps and Children fall for these tricks

I'm currently sleeping with a choir mistress in Christ Embassy. She is married with 2 kids

But you will NEVER EVER suspect that she is cheating and sleeping with me.
If women have the power,
They will ban DNA Testing

Science is here to save mankind from generational Hoes...

Brother I want you to help me get one woman wey dey form for me, cos say she dey married.
Abeg give me moral, or better still find out if you can help me test her to see if she would fall for you.

She dey claim married with kids, vuti believe sey na my mouth no sweet reach.

Kindly hit me back up if you game. Thanks

saphiere:
In the midst of the ongoing DNA controversy surrounding the late singer Mohbad, startling revelations have emerged from the sister of Mohbad's wife, Wunmi. She disclosed that her sister contracted multiple infections from her deceased husband, Mohbad. These revelations surfaced following the demand made by Mohbad's father for a DNA test to be conducted on the singer's son.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmC9MUVSpjE

She could have contracted those infections from her serial fûcking around, so you just confirmed the allegations na...

RandomFellow:
I'm very sad this morning. I bought 10k worth of electricity units, and got only 41 units. I bought 5k worth last week Friday, and got 68units!!! I told a friend, and she decided to do 1k. Well... She got 4.1😭😭😭. We didn't even know we are on the BAND A! We barely get 12-15 hours of power daily. Some days, we don't even get 10 Hours! Ahhhh!!! AEDC, I don't want to be in Band A anymore 😭😭😭, take me to Band F! BAND Y seems like a good idea right now.

5k worth finishes with in a week or so in my house. I'm just an average random fellow on the street, trying to make ends meet.

I have to admit, being a good citizen doesn't pay anymore ooo... Ahhh... AEDC... 41 units for 10k? Are you trying to send me back to the village? Do you know how many jobs I have to do to raise that 10k? Is there something we should do that we are not doing? Tell us ooo, AEDC tell us what to do; because I'm not ready to start paying an upward of 70k for power in a month. I'm sorry, but you know what I'm planning right? No vex

Me don go mumu buy 1.5HP AC. I hope say I no go hear am laidis?

Paraman:

https://punchng.com/full-list-ikedc-unveils-lagos-areas-enjoying-20-24-hours-power-supply/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social

Thank God say my area no dey among

clarocuzioo:
Good one Dave Umahi. The bridge looks like a brand new one. The aesthetics is amazing.

Fashola couldnt achieve this for his home state.

Tomorrow now if Umahi decides to contest for Presidency, they will start foaming in their mouth he is an Igboman.

They will send out their useless thugs to go and attack people that wants to vote for competence.

This is because only a detribalized man like Yorubas can appoint a competent person irrespective of where they come to do the work.

I bet if Umahi contests tomorrow, he'll employ incompetent hands out of tribalism.

Davidic1999:
A short story on how to do Garri Milky doughnuts ☹️😸😂😂

N either joblessness or the beginning of madness be this one oh...

phemmie06:


😂, I now understand even without Google, I thought you were saying Dave had hand in what they're facing or if he owned the airways

You Gerrit?

Exousiang01:

I don't think you've ever been to an airport, not to talk of flying sir.
Your ignorance stinks.
You dont know what sudden cancellation is.
You are saying he should have made other arrangements by 11pm? Are you sick in the head?
Name one airline in Nigeria where you can get an 11pm domestic flight, just one airline.
That 11pm flight was already a delayed flight.

No mind am. He thinks it's his regular Ifesinachi transport Ltd.

I've learnt to fly days before my appointment for issues like this, or simply travel by road before hand.

Most flight services in Nigeria are actually nothing to write home about.

phemmie06:



Please explain in a clear term

Just google Dave Umahi and concrete

phemmie06:
They already have more competitors but they're still rendering worst services, instead for them to be working for the restoration of their glory, they keep burying it with concrete

Dave Umahi technology

NairalandGOAT1:


I am currently a victim of Number 1 and I don't know how to come out of it!

Just last week we received the balance of our February salary.

We don't even know when we will see March salary and this is April!!

I need another job abeg.. mtcheeww

Which industry are you working and how many is your current salary?

Pedro334:
wahala deh o for naija , here in senegal i pay 20,000 cfa for 2 months with 24/hrs power supply , and he Tinubu was here to shake hands with president Faye without asking him how and what it takes to give his people 24/hrs power supply ,

Omoor I just check now see sey CFA sef don pass Naira.

Nigeria don spoil gaan oh.

Assin e don rotten.

Jaymin007:


I'm also considering this product.

I checked Jumia (although Thermocool official store) and the price is : ₦ 438,370

Is this the same product?
Haier Thermocool 1.5HP Split Air Conditioner (HSU-12TESN-02) - White + Full Installation Kit + 3 Years Warranty

Na the same thing oh, but got mine at 10% discount from Soar supermarket in Yaba.

Just realized it's even cheaper on Jiji, but I'm not too sure in it authenticity sha...

Ademail:
Nice purchase!

Thank you!

morikee:


Spa for Abuja or Lagos?

Spar not Spa.

In Lagos

nonny1212:
U never try dual inverter. E go freeze your bones

You too just do the math yourself.

Dual inverter=Tundra.

Took the help of a double inverter to do the work if a Tundra, which you sef talk sey na mortuary standard.

So Dual inverter go in effect chop as much light as the non-inverter, or almost as much.

Goodlady:

Wats prîck sir?

Lols nawti girl like you.

Kontinuu

Ballack1:
Off body

Off payint...

Goodlady:
Correct bride's family. Not all these lazy nairaland broke ass boys family wey do head like prîck!

Fine girl like you dey yab pesin like this?

You go really like príck the way I dey see you so oh.

Almaiga:


You are right. This is a must in all Northern marriages. During my marriage, my wife came with a set of executive Chairs, a 50 inches smart tv, two deep freezers, a massive family bed with it's mattress, makeup mirror,2 sets of AC, wordrope and all Kitchen utensils including a cooker.

They really want you to bang their daughter very well, and fill her up with your pap.

Jewessgratitud3:
I bought this yam for 1800 though I forgot to take pics of the one i bought before cutting it into two halves. This pics is from the internet but its exactly the size of what I got for 1800.
Prepped food pics are mine.

Bought other ingredients I don't have 600 naira.

Please join me.

I put plenty of pepper cos it was vegetable oil I used

This yam na atleast 2,500 for Yaba Lagos

Gistmedia10:
In a shocking incident caught on camera, a woman was seen indulging in an unconventional method of smoking shisha through her nose, leaving onlookers and viewers bewildered.

The footage, which quickly went viral on social media, shows the unidentified woman confidently inhaling shisha smoke through her nose instead of the traditional method of using the mouth. The video, filmed at a local hookah lounge, has sparked a mix of reactions, with many expressing disbelief and amazement at her unusual technique.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNmwU6HJJgo

Pesin wey fit dey snort cocaine. Wetin this one wan be for her, if not pure water.

nonny1212:
Tundra is very good too when it comes to chilling, na mortuary standard sef. I no know whether dem don change hand o.

The only con is it is a non-inverter

Baba that inverter na scam. E no dey chop light but e no go cool as well as the non-inverter too.

So one gaz trade one for the other, for me I choose mortuary standard cos the bill no go kill me, as it won't be statistically significant.

Finally got Haier Thermocool Tundra 1.5HP AC for 360k at SPAR supermarket..

Thank God say I no go buy for Jumia or their yeye HPZ head office. Those ones for job me, as their price na 500k plus for the same product.

Na mumu dey go Jumia.