Police no go see these ones do shooting practice oh, na we wey dey lagos dem go dey do press up for.

Civilization sometimes no dey help. Better to scatter everything

Newlymarried:

https://eonsintelligence.com/details/crime-intelligence-10948010/lagos-police-arrest-ex-convict-gatekeeper-for-stealing-20-000-613961441

Chei, so Akwa-Ibom wey I dey think to find house maid go before don turn thief laidis?

Omoor na to born pikin turn am to your house maid now oh

vanbonattel:

What is his name and who did he vote for?

If they find out he voted bulaba, we'll, others should do protest on his body 😤

Even if he voted for your father, you'll still talk nonsense.

Eleribu.

Lizzysamuel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3bT5kvsEU4?si=whpxqUaoYPq-Gi8Y

VIDEO: Protesters converging for action in Kano

#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
#EndBadGovernanceProtest

I trust my Kano people, them no dey carry last, giving it to anybody wotowoto

skywalker240:

Good for you

The one's here in the South are a lot more different from what you said

I think say you wan argue ni. The smellos wey full for here like fools

Bitterkola100:
you don't have to worry, as soon as you step into benin republic "R" sign will show on your phone. Meaning roaming.

In benin, togo, gh or ivory coast you can receive and make calls with your Nigeria sim.
Preferably mtn.
Safe journey boss.

Shey e go easy for me to see correct Togo babe with big yansh to Bleep? I no go even mind bring one come house sef

Bitterkola100:
as for the togolese women back side, me i was surprised too. I thought ghanian women were the number one until i started trading with togolese at asighame market in lome.
Though the market is like a meeting point for different african nations but wetin my eyes dey see mostly for that market eh.

I normally go to the market in aseghame from aflao in ghana but when i see big big yansh i had to rent an apartment for one month in togo just to explore, omo, the women love Nigerians to a fault, i can stop a girl to package her, she will just stop and start smiling at me, but the problem is always language barrier, its very difficult to see a togolese that understands and speaks English.

Unlike in benin Republic were many girls can at leadt string together some few understandable English words for communication purpose but togolese no dey hear English lai lai.

How can I travel to Togo without passport or visa?

descartes400:


Only eat a full chicken na only God knows how your mess go smell reach

Only small chicken lap wey i go chop,if i mess e go be like say dem spray me teargas for nose.

Omoor come see as I load shit put for inside toilet yesterday after I chop 5k whole chicken finish.

I gaz flush the toilet thrice before all the shit comot

LocalFARMERS:
I always buy this full Chicken anytime I go out to drink here in Kaduna. This full Roasted Chicken is 4k. You can get half of this for 2k. Some times, a smaller one of this is sold for 3k.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAnKY2i5GUM

Bought it 5k yesterday in Lagos. I no even send the àbokí at all sef when e first insist on 6,500. As e see me dey waka dey go with my 5k na hin use him mouth take call me.

Me wey I dey vex

gomol:
Any idea?

They want to start selling it tomorrow so they disperse the protest systematically.

Awon ologbon

Death is sweet, I really want to die right now meen.

DevilsEqual:
Weaklings everywhere
Now, he'd prolly have to spend the rest of his life in Jail

Anyone that cant control their emotions are the least among all humans, they are animal equal

Continue dey find people trouble upadan expecting them to be humans, you go soon turn statistics

skywalker240:

You lie for this one


No matter how them beg reach, dem no de gree give towtow

Siddon there, na me know how many towtow I slay for Katsina, Kano, Kaduna, Zamfara, Kebbi and Taraba.

If you no mingle with correct hausa boys, you no go know. Just enter coded beer joints you go see them there and slay them taya.

Na Lagos I dey suffer for towtow cos this one's like money pass monkey wey like banana, and after chopping your money, towtow still never sure for you.

My Taraba babe with big breast and fat yansh still give me 2missed calls.

I dey think of telling her to goan look for money and come, and if she can get that money, damn she will!

Those northern chicks like southern guys pass their own men, the way Lagos babes like Chinkos pass we their men.

Them go Bleep you taya na you go run.

Dey play.

DesChyko:
Translated from pidgin English

Nigeria's inflation and insecurity are worsening child hunger in the north.



Acute malnutrition


Bandits have seized everything


https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cjerg7ywyj7o

I don miss those their cheap beggarly towtow sha.

E sweet die

Can't wait for my leave to go there once more and finish off their kukunashe with my big blongoblongo...

Àbokí towtow dey sweet oh...

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See her soft hips, this one go chop better gbola taya if men dey head the prison wey dem put am

folake4u:
These twins are funny. Checkers abi na Shakers. E say e go buy 10k suya if she win the money.

Who dey colombi you for that hotel. Asewo geh

HotepKang:
Omo, too many housemates this season, I fit catch up like this?

My problem na how many toilets dey that house.

Shey dem no go block the WC laidis

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Boogyman557:
Holly Gram my elder bro married a UK lady.


She follow for people way teach me how to SMOKE CIGARETTE wen i was 12yrs old.


Na me de go buy her PACK of CIGARETTES then with chilled bottle of BEER.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


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Did you get to fvck her?

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Grab it now before someone else sharply does

flexyrule:
You must be a very careless person to fall for this type of cheap scam.

Most of the guys that I know who are into e-commerce usually ask their clients to pay to the delivery man. I usually feel very uncomfortable about this.... But the logistics company know the riders and the sellers know better than me.

Then as a buyer, I pay attention to details, especially when making purchases online.

Omoh. I act like FBI because I know the folks that I have in this geographical entrapment called Nigeria.

The other day, I saw a Eyeglass on jiji.... The store address was Garki. I chatted the seller... He said he is in Lagos...

That was the end of our conversation.

If I chat you on 12345 and you call me using 54321, end of deal.

You send account details, it doesn't match with the name on your profile or the company's name... End of deal.

If I ask you two to three questions, and you're not sounding convincing... I'm gone...


For instance, I saw one headphone on jiji last week. In the description, the er wrote "Active Noise Cancellation".. When I called him up, I asked him to confine the features, he said he had to go to the shop to check the carton... I blocked him immediately.


Sometimes, these guys might be genuine sellers who adopt unethical strategies to boost their sales... I don't care.

If I'm not comfortable, I'm out!

And you call yourself flexyrule, you no flexy anything

Emetex22:

Hope u guys know Trump banned chain immigration against most African countries, especially Nigeria, you all speak with unimaginable ignorance, a known KKK advocate is whom you all are cheering, little wonder why you Will always suffer consequences of political choice.
FYI I am a US citizen and don't give a hoot about his ban anymore

Abeg send your boy small raba.

Ordinary $5 your coffee money will go a long way in feeding me this week man.

Epp a broke brother man, na salary we dey wait for so...

b0rn2fuck:
carry woman matter for head ,I was cheating with a married woman, the same cheating married woman still cheat on me with another married man ... That's how I break up with one ...imagine me and. Married woman cheating and we have been together for 3 years, same spot we normally meet, she cheated with another person because of cash , she come dey beg me later.

Abeg pass me that married woman update.

Lizzysamuel:


Which two years?

Jonathan became President in 2011 and and Tinubu and co protested in 2012.

Abeg wetin be the name of that Naija babe wey dey your status wey dey always sing raunchy songs sef?

I believe she's in Germany or so?

Morbeta11:

https://gazettengr.com/court-document-reveals-p-diddy-paid-1-million-for-tupac-assassination/

That's why they said you should be careful of people that don't respond when you beef them.

They got something up their sleeves for you.

Puss360:
Lol .. African tradition, though a nice one, is very difficult to understand ito a common man..

People might look as it as a archaic practice, but only those whose culture it is, can place a ban on it... But until then, I wish dem well ..
Happy married life...
Lol 21yr old, to marry 56yr old...

I rather do hookup till I die 🤣

Yinmu, if Dangote propose to you now you no go gree abi?

Na so Regina Daniels deceive people for film till he begin rub hin papa mate for head call am honey.

Nothing wey una women no fit to do...

FarmersUNIT7:
Today Sunday. Just dey sit Palmwine with Suya

Na where I ft see palmy but sef for this Lagos. Make I chill am out for my freezer dey sip steady.

Goldberg na #800 now...

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