DrMB:
Congratulations to Tunde Onakoya, for breaking the Guinness World Record for the longest Chess marathon in the heart of Times Square!
It is an incredible feat of mental stamina and focus. Not only did he break the record, but he did it for a great cause - raising awareness and funds for children's education in Africa. His achievement is truly inspiring.

Did you hear how many hours he played in total?

The Undefeated Ghoul, the Champion of Capua.

Arizoner:
how old are you

Go and ask your father

huptin:
Low quality human resource is the greatest challenge facing every entrepreneur in Nigeria

The greatest business investment one can do in this Nigeria is simply to japa

Highestpromoton:


When most men in Nigeria want to marry they look for girls between the age of 18 - 25 years, ladies this is your peak year.

From 26 - 29 as a lady you should be working or have a good business for men to find you attractive for marriage

From 30 + as a woman, if you have a boyfriend you were dating in your 20s he probably would marry you if he loves you,
if you are still single it would be hard to find a husband, the chances of you Marrying is 50 : 50 but you can decide to have children for a man who doesn’t mind having you as a baby mama maybe he might marry you or make you he’s 2nd, 3rd, 4th… or 12th wife

Ladies are like milk, they have expiry date.

Omoor wetin women don show me don make me sef vow sey na young puna I go marry.

Na where to find these young pussycats for this Lagos I dey think of now meen...

BigYash:
If you like spend,if you like no spend she go still find reason to cheat.. You wen dey proud of nacking a girl riding different deeks no first even respect yourself na.. so if the girl disrespect you,no need to vex na

Lols, you think woman wey dey ride only you no go disrespect you if she want?

Siddon there dey play. You go soon understand wetin dey make some men off their wife pass say dem dey off payint for another man.

Women are free now which is what they've always been looking for for ages, you'll be wise to chop your own and leave, instead of wanting to die put...

winnah:
Don't tell me you mean it

I mean it bajestically

BigYash:
But guys should always have it at the back of their mind that it’s very rare to see a faithful girl. So when dating them ,always hope for the best and expect the worst.. If you caught her cheating it should not hurt you ,instead you should be happy you didn’t marry a hoe .. And learn not to spend too much on a girl you’re dating,so that your looses won’t be much when it happens..

If you no spend too much, cheating guaranteed.

My opinion is just to forget about love and enjoy the punna.

I don't settle for one punna, so a girl riding random dîcks doesn't bother me. It pains them when they see I actually don't bloody care. Infact most times after I jerk off to porn, I'm just like, would the juice have been worth the squeeze

My only weakness na if woman disrespect me, na that one me I no fit forgive, I don't bloody care if You're a virgin, if you disrespect me I'll hate you for life and would never forgive you. Shikena.

There some women on that list and they're still doubting me, they don't know they no longer exist to e as far as I'm concerned...

Gistmedia10:
A pretty Nigerian student's room is making waves online for its sheer luxury. The room is like a dream come true, filled with expensive things that leave visitors in awe.

As soon as you step in, you're greeted by a beautiful bed with fancy pillows and covers. A huge smart TV for entertainment, and the room stays just right with a fancy air conditioning system.

But the real showstopper is the home theater setup! It's like having a cinema at home, complete with amazing speakers. And then there are the shoes, bags, clothes, and wigs—all top-notch designer stuff.

Every corner is designed with a feminine touch that shows off her style. Even the kitchen is not just for show—it's stocked with the best stuff for cooking up a storm.

Adding to the allure, her beautiful portrait hangs prominently on the wall, adding a personal touch to the lavish space. Each element exudes a refined, feminine style, including the fully stocked kitchen for culinary pursuits.

People are amazed, but they're also wondering: How does a student afford all this? It's the talk of social media, with everyone guessing about her secret. A notable absence, however, is the reading table and chair, which seem to be missing from the lavish space.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBSYAGkLDWA

Make she enjoy the fruit of her kpekus abeg. The write-up by naptu2 in another post about one olosho don teach me not to compete with a girl in her prime. We go still overtake them eventually, otherwise, na woman suppose be the richest person in the world, with all their lavish lifestyle...

odinaccess:
Iron condemn , aluminium condemn still reach army

Army don turn to rubbish.

OLAADEGBU:


SaharaReporters



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/DR2bxBj7JHuchA4y/?mibextid=oFDknk

At the end of the day, most followers are better than their prophets.

More existence say God no dey true true. The woman is very mature...

NwekeUG:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK6aIjxY7l0?si=Is3oXDJCA7t_F5Gy

I expect @Burnaboy to make a diss track: "I'm on my knees" soon

officialwdhtv:
Nigerian man left speechless after spotting this amazing couple

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-sc_f2r2a0

She go get very long punna

Odewaleadesoye:


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Why do they always go to Kenya?

TUANKU:
Opay took barely 5 years to control a large market share due to their easy banking services while prophets of doom were busy predicting their fold up.

Same way Cowrywise would take over

zeedof:
... thats is the normal process but everything is possible in Nigeria, just let it go... my advice is you get the money paid and clear your credit score and then you can go for the 15m loan...

Which #15million loan, you don go check my post ba?

Well I'm not sure they'll start with 15m for me cos I've spoilt my credit history already.

Botragelad:


Source;
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/hundreds-evacuated-from-mall-in-sydney-after-suspected-stabbing-report-5432183

Omoor, na woman gun am down sha

peleson1:
True..

Onu was the originator of apc.

He technically removed PDP from power with his proposal of forming a merger mega party apc but the crefit of forming apc has been stolen and given to other people with propaganda.

Hmmm them don come again, awon defelopers...

Penguin2:
Tor

Ogbonnaya Onu is a classical example that no Igbo man will get anything from this people by remaining in servitude to these people.

When they make those stupid assertions like “if Igbos want power they must align with the center…they have to vote APC”, I just laugh. Because what they are doing is asking you to come and become their next useful idiot.

Onu has been with these guys since 1999. He never defected. He closest friends and allies were northerners but what did he gain at the end? Tears!

I saw him crying like an infant suckling his mother’s breast during the APC convention and I couldn’t help but cringe. Nobody acted like he existed. When he was done wailing, he left the stage in shame.

Orji Uzor Kalu who has equally been slaving them since 1999 equally ended in tears when he was crying like a little child they took her biscuit at the floor of the National Assembly.

Rochas Okorocha nko? They humiliated him until he respected himself and went and hid in shame. Despite his servitude to them, they sent EFCC to go and remove his zinc and capture and humiliate him like a common criminal.

Umahi is on same trajectory and I can already predict how it will end for him - in tears.

And I see a lot of people who claim to be Igbos fooling themselves here in the name supporting APC; toeing the foolish path of the fools before them and I always laugh at them.

Igbos will never gain anything being of servitude to this people.

If you don’t learn from history, you will just end up as just another historical specimen.

It is because they can see through your supposed servitude that you'll immediately divide this country once handed power, and you always prove them right...

God1000:
My girlfriend is my girlfriend , her past is her past. If you've ever slept with her or you know people who have slept with her, that's your problem.



https://www.facebook.com/100062543744328/posts/pfbid0d8eJeoYmFMAWB1pcRgUFqRY4R1PJPPVS4pcgCECzfbFP3V2rSt7W51jPZJD9yLoql/?app=fbl

Nlfpmod mynd44

Make dem just show this one video of her doing reverse cowgirl, hin head go burst

zeedof:
unless if UBA credit officer that attend to you do padi padi, they will not grant the loan..

Eheen?

So credit officer go check my credit rating, see how bad it is and still choose to do padi padi? Unto say I be wetin na?

Baba talk another thing abeg, cos the only way they can grant me loan is if they don't check my credit score. If they do, na auto reject I go see straight.

Autocheck wey I try my BVN say make test it's ability to get a loan, no even reach 1minute wey dem reply me with rejection mail say I get bad credit history. This was suppose to take them up to 24hrs to verify, and made the request in the evening sef, wey e no likely make dem dey work, but omo dem tufiakwa my request ni straight.

ijustdey:


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-i-am-a-man-bobrisky-confesses-to-judge-in-court/#google_vignette

Omo free food for konji-laden bastards in the prison he's thrown into.

See fooooood!

nedekid:

You don't like the japa route to success? Dokitas earn crazy "ablod".

That's my Plan A actually, but it's time and capital intensive, which is why I don't want to joke with my Plan B in case the former fails...

Busybeehf:
I am owing Quickcheck, I took a loan of 25,000, they added interest of 7,500 to make it 32,500 for just a month. Now, they add 250 daily as late fee interest. I plan to pay the 32,500 as soon I have money. I do not plan to pay the 250 daily interest because it is too much for me. The question is will they blacklist my bvn?

See they'll blacklist your life join sef.

Kingofhoes:


Quit saying what you don't know oga. They'll only flag your bvn which will make it difficult to get loans from banks. That's all.

Omo, I check my CRC on their site, and I see sey I dey owe 1.4million in total.

About 400k for GTBank, and almost 1m for the loan sharks.

And I still wan go collect 15m loan for UBA hand in some months time.

Abeg tell me shey I need crase laidis

ifedohlahpoh:
I know a cheat you can use when applying for loan with these apps. If you default, they cannot call your contacts.. beep me to get the cheat.....
I'll give you an app that'll Feed false contact details to the loan apps

Reach me on my email ifehyinka@gmail.com

Omo buruku lojo ti e

Toktee:
If you borrowed try pay....I was owing 9credits of which I totally forgot,it was when someone sent me money that I remembered... what I saw was a thank you SMS from 9credits...I almost faint.

Bushmeat don catch hunter

CCtimaya:
The Above lawsuit notification letter is a scam, who are they addressing the letter to �,, No name, No address . Abegi relax jor.... U dey whine us?? Maybe u're one of their agents. ��We're Nigerians we nor dey fear... They Embezzled our government money just to be granting us loans thinking we'll pay, Werey �

You be real akilapa...go ask Yoruba people for the meaning

dyydxx:


it depends, because i'm aware of a situation of a client who wanted to get 3m loan and after credit check, it was flag he had defaulted on a 10k loan from one of these apps. i think it's migo. They told him to clear the loan first and settle the debt before now granting him the loan. Why would they now hold you for 10k? especially if it is a collateralized loan.... it depends on the circumstances

Where did he want to collect the loan?

Omo, I check my CRC on their site, and I see sey I dey owe 1.4million in total.

About 400k for GTBank, and almost 1m for the loan sharks.

And I still wan go collect 15m loan for UBA hand in some months time.

Abeg tell me shey I need crase laidis

TommyAnthem:
That means needless paying back the loan since whichever way you choose to go you are punished, you pay back late they punish you, you don't pay back they still punish you, I'd rather not pay back, I SWEAR!

Are you for real on this?

Omo, I check my CRC on their site, and I see sey I dey owe 1.4million in total.

About 400k for GTBank, and almost 1m for the loan sharks.

And I still wan go collect 15m loan for UBA hand in some months time.

Abeg tell me shey I need crase laidis

winnah:
There's an organization called credit bureau.

CREDIT BUREAU: Is a company which collects information relating to the credit ratings of individuals and makes it available to banks, finance companies, etc.

Now what will happen is that. You'll have a bad credit bureau report (credit rating) and this report will be sent to all deposit money bank(banks) and central bank. You won't be able to ever get a facility from any financial institution both in Nigeria and outside Nigeria.


Check my signature: call for ur quality crayfish and fish from oron ...akwa Ibom. And pls follow and like our Facebook page @ ITIE UDUA.

Omo, I check my CRC on their site, and I see sey I dey owe 1.4million in total.

About 400k for GTBank, and almost 1m for the loan sharks.

And I still wan go collect 15m loan for UBA hand in some months time.

Abeg tell me shey I need crase laidis

waley007:
Carbon keeps telling me my bvn does not belong to me and when I type my email too , keeps telling me it already existed

Person don go use your account head break coconut.

Sorry oh, make God no make dem kill you oh

Justarandomguy:
Please those of you saying they will refuse visa, arrest you, assassinate you and so... Learn to read the terms and conditions.

It's called an unsecured loan, there is no collateral. It's a risk they're taking. That is why they ask for ur card (by giving them u agree to allow deductions) and bvn,

they still need an affidavit to deduct from ur account (also its ur money and if they take it without ur consent it's stealing by law)

Banks ask for collateral bcuz they know anything can happen. (the person can die).

If u don't pay up...
It will affect your credit score which will affect you in future. So I advice to pay up.

Just because u borrowed doesn't mean u don't have a right. If they're doing something not stated in the T&C to you. You have a right to fight back.

And PS embassies don't ping credit bureaus to issues visa, they just make sure you can accommodate urself.
But pay up. Don't be a jackass, Nigeria is fuc:ed up but still try to pay up.

Omo, I check my CRC on their site, and I see sey I dey owe 1.4million in total.

About 400k for GTBank, and almost 1m for the loan sharks.

And I still wan go collect 15m loan for UBA hand in some months time.

Abeg tell me shey I need crase laidis