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I think i've goofed on my very first lecture
sorry, its not in my nature
maybe i'm not getting the drift
please don't make me loose the gift

like i said unleash your therapy
then i could be happy
for the now, though
let me look for dough.

[center]Colors…………………simply deep
Your rhymes soothe me to sleep
I can’t wake up even when my alarm beep
Some though, gives me the creep
I allow it to seep
So I wouldn’t keep.

is it that funny
or somebody is getting Hot?[/center]

[center]First and foremost, thanks for the invitation
But are you sure, its not an invocation
To a strange orgy that might consume our mental being,
Rendering to irrelevance our genuine effort at friend making?

Since this is what you want and clearly your mind is made up
I hope to find a space in this boat of intellectual face up
Could you please unfold some of your therapy?
Please for my sake, don’t make it look scrumpy.

I’m ready to be led to this road of intellectual intimacy
I love things that make me go wild and crazy
Thank God there are no fees
Because I don’t intend to miss.

Aslan333,olulu, please take it easy
So you guys don’t get dizzy
Remember this exploration is not sexual
Rather intellectual and nothing casual.

Come to think of it……………colors
Is this meant to bring honors?
As you roll out your agenda
Always remember your gender.[/center]

[center]Rhyming is taking a new dimension
Beclouding spiceyblue real intention
I just hope it turns out fine
At least, everything we pine

Building gradually is an unknown picture
Defying the absolute rule of nature
I just hope it turns out great
With nothing to hate.

Great friendship is turning the status quo
Is that wedding bell in the tow?
I just hope it turns out real
So it may end up with a seal. [/center]

[center]@Olulu
You drop it short and simple
Causing so much ripple
Welcome on board
I b’liv u’ve got nutin to hoard.

Do you b’liv in love?
When you can’t solve
Things that bother you most
Like, dating a ghost.

Just a welcome shot
Not for you to jot.[/center]

that's a fast way of anwering question
hope you don't belong to the bastion

please, no censure to come
e-mail: treasure.alberto@yahoo.com

[center]@colors
Are you really listening? QUESTION 1
Please don’t appear glistening
In your replies which you deem necessary
To my question without good accessory.

Where on earth do you seek rest at night? QUESTION 2
Mine temporary is in the big heart
Very close to the river Niger
In the land I refer to as naija.

Do I refer to you as a litigator? QUESTION 3
Cause yours truly is an auditor,
Would really like to audit your person
You never know, we might be cousin.

Can you truly answer this questions? QUESTION 4
I’ve raised above without any tension
Maybe we could start from here
Without raising any hair.[/center]

@Lekana
you see what i mean?
you are turning into a dean
thank God, she didn't use a knife
what would have happened to your life?
all the same, it was a good try
it would have left you dry
extend my greetings to your chick
hope she doesn't think you're a geek
next time  bring a real milk
and see if she wouldn't lick
hope to see you in two days time
by then, hope you will be fine.
i wish you QUICK recovery
as for your KICK, its a new discovery.

[center]@ Lekana
Me your H.O.D?
Am I better than thee?
You’ve picked up pretty quick
Continue, I bet you won’t squeak.

Me the Don?
Please, not in an eon
Believe, the sky is your stepping stone
Note - any mistake, remember your bone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/center]

@colors
Didn't mean to take over the thread
just wanted to download before i bled
from issues, i can't control
before it starts to roll


can we go online
maybe things can go in line?

PART TWO

During the valentine season
Love was the reason
In the city of Calabar
Drinking with friends in a bar
Friends?  I was with the love of my life
And a best friend who was with his wife
We were sharing jokes about love and good times
On our table was a book written by Howard Grimes
I was sipping  from a bottle of baileys
Made from the best of barleys
Suddenly, I heard shouting outside the bar
Sounds of a broken windshield of a car
Followed immediately  by a gunshot
Then I knew this was more than hot
Now, I became scared
Wondering if we would be seared
In our bid to escape from the commotion
I heard a cry that stopped me in my motion
                                            Body falling
                       Voice calling
My gal has been hit
A stray bullet did it
Is this possible, my best friend followed suit,
My friends are the culprit
Confusion was sporadic
I became barbaric
Hmmmm……, by last count
Seven human has turned discount
Because of disharmony among cultist
Arguing on issues beyond any purist
I lost my luv and best friend for no just cause
Recovery from that incident eludes my just course
The boys were never found, imagine…………
The matter was left hanging
I lost my luv and best friend to stray bullet
For me,it’s still hard to go down my gullet
A black valentine
In the year 1999…………………………,

MEETERIOX

PART ONE

My name is meexteriox
Sometimes a bit ludicrous
All I want is to survive
Without carrying any AK-45
What I seek is paradise
Which I think would be nice
Could you do me a favour?
Beyond the human nature
Can I trust you?
With the residue
Of things left on undone
Pricking my tomorrow yet unborn
Who can save my soul
Without giving a howl
I feel so much emptiness
Taking all my liveliness
Where do I start from
Please, give me a rum
To allow me tell my story
I will take it slowy
Once upon a time………….
In the year 1999-

Watch out for part two
So you can take a cue.

NAIRALAND

Gone through several website
With intention of getting better respite
I tell you, none like nairaland
It has its own special brand
Lined with captivating forum
Filled to the last column
Thanks to Seun Osewa
You are hot like a lava
I say, more grease to your elbow
Or is this just a demo?
I know there is more up your sleeve
We are all ready to receive.
Remember, khaki no be leather
But I know you can weather
Nairaland till I kpai
I tell you I no dey lie.

POLITICIAN
Is that really your stance?
In this avenue of chance?
Is that really your poise?
In the mode of a tortoise?
No, I don’t mean it as an insult
Since that is your result
After so much hope,
You decide to elope
With the national cake
Which you didn’t bake
Tis really a pity
You are turning into a nonentity.
Ofcourse, you rigged the election;
Though we know is your true reflection
Despite all the pleas
You turnout as rotten peas.
Another four years is by the corner,
Believe me all this will come to the burner
Then you will be shown the exit way
Don’t bother to come back, by the way.

DO YOU ?

You really like you job?
Or you rather work in the pub?
Where you can watch your club,
When they loose, have a sob.

Do you really like your boss?
Who does nothing but to curse
At times shout himself hoarse
Over issues as small as a match box.

Do you really like your house?
Filled with nothing but little mouse.
You try all your best just to douse
And end up like a louse.

Do you really like your car?
Which can’t go too far;
Sometimes compared to a rolling jar
When put to test on road filled with tar.

Do you really like your best friend?
Who acts sometimes like a fiend;
The relationship you want to end
But just have to blend.

ONE NIGHT STAND

Give me some room
Or you rather I boom?
You are getting on my nerve
And killing my verve;
Okay, let’s talk
So you won’t stalk-
me on my way home
if I decide to roam.
Without much ado
What did I do?
To warrant such abuse
From you, whom I never ruse;
I need to know
So I can flow;
Please say something
Or is it that fling?
With your friend called rose
We were not even close;
Just a one night stand
In a motel called Lhand.
Could you forgive me?
I’m on my bended knee;
This would not happen again
I know I caused so much pain;
You’re the one, I still love
Please don’t turn the curve;
Oh! Rose, What’ve you done
Because of a silly fun;
Wish I could reverse this day
When I went astray;
Without much of a gain
Now I’m loosing my gal Jane;
For a flimsy reason
I think I deserve a prison.

Got transferred to Asaba
Thank God it was not Aba
Now ready to unleash
Will not stop till i'm finished

This is dedicated to ryhmers in the house
Remember this is not meant to douse
LEKANA, ANGEL EMPY,BTT, COOL JOE, ACAN, CHIOGO, OPI ORORO, COLORS
THIS IS ALL YOURS

@colors
Is it something I did
Or is it written in the creed;

That you don’t talk to strangers
Even the lone rangers?;

Please, don’t get it wrong
Don’t make me feel like a dung;

Just trying to be a friend
Without being a fiend;

Hope you’ll have a nice day
Without getting into any fray.


THIS THREAD

This thread, my very best
Is such a beautiful nest
Filled with overzealous pest
Scrambling for the best
In their rhyming quest
Please, no need for a heist
For this particular test
Just have some fest
Cause the winner’s crest
Will stay on the shirt breast
So after the conquest
Please, no jest
Or you forego your imprest
Which will be a big test
To know if you’ll rest.
So for all in the west
Where is your zest?

@lekana

certainly, there is an improvement
without any debasement;

just keep on trying
before you know, you will be flying;

to the top of ryhming
without even miming;

note, i'll be on the look out
if you ever want to lose out.

cheers
remember, no beers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@cooljoe

thanks cooljoe
i wish i had enough dough;

i would have given you though
without much ado;

all the same
i'm looking for fame;

or i die in shame
and not without blame;

listen, i'm only joking
please, don't go poking;

and don't call the police
cause i didn't give you any notice;

see ya
wouldn't wanna delay ya.

@opi ororo

you have a way with ryhmes
that gives me the smiles;

more grease to your elbow
please, don't use the arrow;

could you unleash more
even the hardcore?

@colors
your sudden silence
or are you on the fence?

on issues raised by me
or i should let you be?

oil city is where i am
close to the dam

so you are a litigator?
cause am an auditor;

deny it if am wrong
please don't make me look strong;

really want to meet you
when the time is due;

hope you are feeling me
cause i'm trying to be me.

@Lekana
i appreciate your person
for taking your lesson;

just take it easy
when you are not busy;

to enable it flow
i tell you, all will follow;

you've good poem sense
but no ryhme presence;

practice makes perfect
to have good effect.