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Idiot, your mates are wooing their landlord for ideas on how to build their own houses, you are busy buying ticket for a trip to city of foolishness.

The passenger should not take this lying low. The useless governor and airline should not be spared.
They should both be sued. What nonsense.

All dis beefing na for wetin? Shoooooooo

We are talking about 2 adults for crissakes.

How i wish Lagerback could read this letter, it would do him a lot of good.

I hail oooooooooo
Barman abeg gimme on Harp dia, una Nkwobi remain? Oya bring naaaa

Bros i abeg shift small make i join una for dis table, barman, gimme cold Harp

No shake the table naa, if u don dey, go house

As i sit down with my chill Harp, i start to reminisce on why beer is better than a woman, especially after Valentine yesterday.
Before i go on, pls Barman replace,

You can enjoy a beer all month.
Beer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
When beer goes flat you just toss it out.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know you are the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
Beer doesn't demand equality.

Today good ooooooo
Abeg, Barman furnish my life with one frozen Harp, i need am

One more bottle

I say frozen beer, dis beer no cold atall, una no get light?

I hail oooooooo my people!!!
Barman, abeg furnish me one frozen Harp

Where is he surrendering from?

Alapomeji, tell me, wetin happen?

Alapomeji, tell me, wetin happen?

frijos:
the book "48 laws of power" by Robert Greene is a must read for every human. For this particular case i recommend the 17th Law which is the law of absense and presence. we take for granted things that are always present and miss those which we don't see too often. In this case mr poster u've made yourself too available to your girlfriend thereby reducing the level of attraction. My advise is that u stop calling, texting and any other forms of communicating with her. Two things might result in this 1. she might call u and beg for forgiveness 2. she may not call u at all. now if no. 2 is the result i suggest u get urself a new girlfriend and realise that u can't afford to make the same old mistakes. That's the beauty of mistakes man they make u a better person. However, remember to make urself omnipresent when starting a relationship then dissappear once in a while when the relationship is fully matured. Goodluck!

I concur 100% with frijos, she is simply tasting waters in the east, until she gets what she wants, you can't see her back, believe me.

yemmight:
Fashola (President) and Iweala (VP)

Or

Fashola (President) and Ribadu (VP)

What about that?

What about what? Na only dem mama born? Abeg i can rule this nation well.

Thanks, you are making a lot of sense, the question remains; What do you think? Try and be wise.

If you think is rubbish, your point is taken.
Next

hbabe:

What kind of people do you roll with?
They sound 'exciting'!

yeah, they are 

justwise:
i'm absolutely fine. How many women have u been with b4 drawing your conclusion?

What do you think is the question, helloooooooooooooooo

justwise:
He is talking rubbish.

How? Are you okay?

Myself.
I believe i can rule this country, wetin dey dia?