₦airaland Forum

Which independence? What we wish ourselves here is "happy new month"

So u can now open zenith bank account with zero naira.
Remember long ago when I wanted to open zenith bank account and say they say say minimum is 1 million naira.
I just went to GTBank and opened an account at zero naira

H2Ossss:
.... Bank auditor ke? 1ce worked in a bank before moving to an audit firm... And most of those bank auditors know Nada.. That's y the banks still employ audit firms as internal auditors..

as external auditors, not internal

Yes o, we said it. Chelsea fans, how market? Una go carry today tire

Shelsea fans, how marketi

Is 97% plus 5% even equal to 100%?

mzlee01:
It list is always negotiable. The process of negotiations will span into several hours if not a whole day. You need not be scare of the list as you can beat the price down if you wish. Your uncles will always help you with the price bargaining.

price bargaining is for the bride price, not the list

Arysexy:
Fvck off!

gerrout. I married an Anambra girl. My cousin married an Anambra girl as well. Same scenario.
My in laws say 120k would be enough for those items. We went with them to the market and bought every single item. About 100 to 110k.
On marriage day, the same in laws that gave me the list and we went and bought the things together doubled d list.
Did same in my cousin's wedding.
So u and your people should fck the hell off

I have been a street fighter from primary school till date. Countless. Never lost any.

Arysexy:
This is an sample of Awka marriage list in Anambra. We don't sell our daughters

OP get ur facts right. With 150k u will get everything in this list.

which 150k? On marriage day, u guys will cause confusion and double the list

That's not the complete list. Buy everything and go for d marriage, the in law's will double everything

If not for fraud, why conduct presidential election before governorship election,?

PearlStreet:
No space for criminals in the SW.

They can all divert to Biafra where they have people like Bishop of Ozubulu, Evans the kidnapper, Osisikanwu the armed robber who was given a chieftaincy title.

They adopt misfits like FFK, Fayose, Kemi Olunloyo (Ada Biafra) and loud-mouthed pigs like Asari.

tinubu from osun state who is the richest Landord in lagos is worse than all those u mentioned combined

The school authorities should be blamed. How can u give a bunch of boys and girls a whooping 3.8 million naira to share. And think the meeting to allocate the sharing formula would go peaceful. Let the SUG outline projects and the school authorities execute them themselves

JamesReacher:
Women playing the victim again. You took bottle, smashed it in typical Agbero manner and chose to stab him, so much for self defense

were u there? Or are u reporting dem say dem say as fact?

good quad. the issue is the keepers

Hello all,

Please can someone be gracious enough to send me link where I can download one Naija old school song oga driver.
The lyrics goes like this
Sofry sofry oga driver
U no go kill me for road
Na 2 2 times I dey talk everything...

Please assist. The song is always played in a programme 'Oga Driver' on 93.5 FM Aso Radio, Abuja, Monday to Friday at 8.30am

Lalasticlala pls assist if this can make front page, I really need the song

coalcoal1:
ok but I still won't lock my phone. I have nothing to hide

wait, until the phone is stolen

caesaraba:
Do you know that the northerners are aware of the many Hausas you Igbos killed in Port-Harcourt and Aba and are still keeping quiet over it for certain reasons? You guys are not the victims here. You are the aggressors so please shove that victim-mentality where the sun doesn't shine.

sharp, reversionist.

Ironi:
The last time I checked the black stars have been fcking the super eagles.

sharap mumu

Where are those guys saying they are going to demolish ghana

Ghana is leading 1-0

Both the Christian and the Muslim accounts of everything are bunkum. Fallacy. Mere imaginations

Haba. This peaceful abuja-kaduna road inhabited by peaceful hausa-fulani settlers.
Misplacement of priority. Attack peaceful armless south easterners and declaring victory over armless peaceful civilians while boko haram terrorists and dare-devil armed kidnappers are ravaging your region

collinsebuka:
oga go to the embassy or any company or organisation and don't speak English and say your first language is Ibo Yoruba or any other native language so you want to speak it and see if you will be attended to.

so that a Japanese or Chinese or Arab speaks English at US or U.K. Embassy makes english their first language

collinsebuka:
how old do you think primary 1 student are here in Nigeria

3-4years. Almost 5

collinsebuka:
madam what are you saying


how is this assignment meant for high school student, because of the use of the word 'exhibit' and the vocabularies

please go and search about reading and writing proficiency test in grade 2 and educate yourself. you people are attacking the poster who is right.

when I hear my 5 year old niece in the us speak I can't help but admire her use of words and vocabulary

do u know that in UK that a child cannot be admitted into primary 1 unless they were 6 years old at their last birthday?

collinsebuka:
madam stop abeg you are being ignorant

so I guess our first language here is French

how can they be comparison when you all complain because of the vocabulary used to teach kids. I mean WTF virtue, exhibit and exhibiting are now too big to use on a primary 1 child and we expect them to grow and speak well

is your first language English?

phawwaz:
am in the u.s and you just lied

thank you sir

kidman96:
you should all be ashamed of yourselves. if that teachers spends 3 minutes on google he/she will get the answers for themselves. why give it to a child to give to its parents who may be bloody illiterates like that fool who posted on Facebook?

if you want to know why this country is so backwards all you have to do is listen to Nigerians speak and behave... if you listen to an american primary 1 child speak you will see the difference between their educational system and ours, you will know why they are far ahead of us, you will know why Nigeria is a country heading backwards instead of forward. children are meant to learn good virtue and goal getting as young as possible, there are no two ways to that. when you pay thousands to go listen to a motivational speaker speaks what do you thing they speak about? its 'goal getting' you bloody morons. they twist and turn it and make it sound like they are speaking on inspirations from above but all they talk about is setting goals and achieving them and here you have a teacher teaching a primary 1 child goal getting and good virtue which will develop their brains fast and hasting their maturity you fcking illiterates are here criticising the teacher... this is just a Nigerian syndrome. we are very good are criticising people doing their job,people who have been trained to do their job we tell them how to do it when we have no idea the basics of it. we criticise the police,the military e even criticise foot ball managers and coaches wgen we never stepped a foot onto a football pitch...
i remember my days in the secondary school, my teacher gave us an assignment and i told my calssmate that i will tell my mom to help me with it and teach me. my classmate reported me to my class teacher and my class teacher rebuked him,telling him that it was a good thing for my parents to teach me the assignment and help me with it. why cant the stupid mother complaining on facebook teach the child GOOD VIRTUE AND GOAL GETTING? is it ever too early in life to learn these things? no. it develops a child faster in their daily lives and makes them better and more mature than their mates. lets not forget that a teacher can give yoyu an assignment he knows will be very difficult because they want you to make mistakes so they can correct them and make you learn.

abeg keep quiet. Primary 1 pupils only learn 1,2,3, a,b,c,d and handwriting.

efighter:
But Easter holiday, Xmas holiday and New Year holiday are not means of Christianizing Nigeria. I think you need your brain examined.

is Jan 1 a christain holiday? We only have Easter and Xmas holidays. while muslims have Eid Kabir and Eid Fitr holidays. and in this your buhari's government, they have added Eid Maulud as holidays.

fulanmafia:
You know what? You're right

NEXT!

and u claim fulani dey go school. Yet you can't engage in meaningful discussion only to drink fura da nono and carry sanda and machete and AK47 and look for farmers to kill