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mumu, someone is telling the truth here and u are saying he should live in the 18th century and some fools also like your post.

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These are the schools i am sure of but don't take them as second choice.

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CPC please tell DSTV they can achieve this by selling minutes to we consumers, so when my decoder is on for 3hrs a day i am charged for that 3 hrs and i still have a lot of viewing hrs left.
sometimes i stress my purse just to please my guests, i forcefully subscribe just to make their stay pleasurable but if the pay as u go is adopted, i will deprive myself while i reserve my viewing time for my guests
Thumbs up CPC

A video has been leaked of a couple of guys having sex with a woman who has issues with childbirth in a secret place!

In the video as she was being sexually abused, she can be heard saying the prayers in the delta state language after the evil guys who must have lied to her that they are pastors or prophets: “Power, Enter, Claiming her spiritual pregnancy!

Please share the video link below till it gets into the hands of the law makers as the faces of the culprits are so clear in the video:

This is what desperation can to do you.... Be careful...OMG only God give children ...

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May Almighty God strike dis guys #Mariam#

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you can restrict okada rider's on express way only if you can reduce traffic on the express way. oga fash you better concentrate on developing alternative means of transportation and repair street roads that will serve as shortcuts for road users and if in some cases it does not exist, please try and create. i will rather site examples of such routes to Lagos state govt rather than call to tell you where to mount a road sign.

I believe ladies who do this are ladies who are so full of themselves or the greatness or achievement of her family. Its a matter of choice for the MAN, as for me my wife now bears my name, she even said she wants to bear my own first name and surname together as her own surname. that is an indication of total submission. If you can't let go of your father's name then get married to your father.

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Its more than obvious that the aircraft was faulty cos we all in the area saw the way and manner the pilot maneuvered the aircraft before trying to crash land at a relatively open space at the railway line and as of then the engines had failed cos there was no noise coming from the plane again. it passed over my roof and if my house had been a two storey building i might not be here posting this. may their gentle souls rest in peace

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how old are you again?

do you have any problem with my age?

the only difference between your situation and mine is that you are married and i am about to be married. i will want you to personally seek the face of your creator before you go ahead with the divorce. pls
but ladies of nowadays are just so foolish, daft, idiots all in the name of modernization and 21st century.
you keep hurting we guys.
for your information:
the most loving and caring guys are the most jealous
when you look too cool to your woman she will take you for granted
being tough either is not a solution
useless guys please leave married women alone

op if she refuses to change, go against your will turn the house into hell for her.
you don't have to beat her cos that is not accepted but please treat her Bleep up, cos you have the license to do that, bend her, break her cos ladies of nowadays are becoming something else

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N700 ko una dey craze for head JAMB officials. ugly bunch of thieves

how many cases of stolen E.O.D have u heard.
abegi stop saying what you are not sure of.
before a thief can steal your E.O.D they will sweat, except at gunpoint and u can bet with active security systems your car will not go far cos i ride one, but for CAMRY, its a regular thing.

Note: car owners flexing around with their keys opening their doors via remote, pls reduce it especially when you are in public places cos i heard there is a new device that high tech thieves use to capture the frequency of your remote key and later decode it and once decoded, i.e knowing the serial code of your car key its easy to program it on another key pls beware, open your door often by inserting your key into your door

This OP must be from Ekiti state.

This is how they normally reason,

you that you are not from Ekiti i could see how you reason.
It is possible i have tried it more than 100 times me with my younger brother on our Lister generator.
all we do is invade the kitchen get kerosine and mix with engine oil and finally mix with the little available diesel.
you must be sure ur engine is rugged enough to withstand this or be sure you get the perfect mixing ratio's.
I also used diesel to cook beans when i was in o.o.u
So its not if its a fact.
i also do a little of oil & gas. we call it rice and beans or "selense".

why crying over spilled milk nairalanders, i am not a politician but i tell u Asiwaju might have stolen govt money but where were all of u when he was suffering in chicago along side with dele momodu. he was bold enough to get himself to power and u are online condemning him. better find your own opportunity as long as you don't kill to get wealth. our great country NIGERIA is a country of anything can happen. e.g Baba suwe's case, Alao Akala, Ibori, police killing, Niger delta militants scholarship e.t.c abegi if you where in his shoes you will do worse.
At least he improved a lot of things in Lagos especially the health sector and he started a good legacy for Fashola to follow.
i won't be suprised that very soon Nigerian's will criticize Fashola.
"ko sogbon to le da, ko siwa to le wu, ko so na to le gba to le fi taye lorun oooohhhhhhhhhhh"

@ Poster, Good point, but I will like to remind you that there are many of such in Nigeria, but there are so many hurdles for them to cross, which technically they can do nothing about. For one to be a successful entrepreneur anywhere in the world.

- Access to low interest rate loans

- Constant electricity

- relatively fast internet

-Efficient and secure payment platforms

How can many youths be successful without these things available? that is my question for you!

if it will have to take you saving every penny that comes your way, you better start doing that cos before you can get loan from the MF banks, you must have started something. let people say you are crazy regarding your decisions and readiness to do the impossible, to succeed. entrepreneurship is no joke, without the above things mentioned i got started and i believe human beings like me could do that also. Just believe let them condemn you but deep within you you know your worth. deprive yourself of a lot of  things like bb, swags, etc just to gather cash
later you will have them in abundance.

Nice post, i believe we all should tell our younger ones that are still in the university to learn skills relative to their course.
After i graduated i got a job of 30k per month despite having my CCNA, and a Bsc. i resigned 2wks after cos i could not cope. when i was doing my engineering job on the street i make average of 50k per month. immediately when i resigned and i decided to take my street level to establishment level God has been faithful. now i legitimately make over 200k per month from business, contracts and installations.
pls encourage people to believe in what they can do with their hands. initially it might be difficult but at the end u will smile

it depends on the traffic at your cafe. at my own place i consume average of 1gig per day.
so do your calculations very very well.

don't mind those trying to market their products and services. i can tell you that in the last 3months Nigeria's internet service has suffered. no network is stable. but for your business to continue, you can get multilinks with old unlimited data plan or you use 250 hrs.
starcomms is also trying but not as fast as multilinks. swift and mobitel, ipnx and co promising 4g. pls i beg you stay away from them. cafe business is what i do and i do installations for other cafe's using different networks in different locations thta's why its easy for me to know the network that will serve you. presently i am using multilinks. they often go off in the last 3 months but i tell u its still better.

trying to share a Glo modem you need to have an idea about networking.
follow this steps: control panel
                            network connections
                            create a new connection
                            next
                            connect to the internet
                           set up connection manually
                           connect using a dial up modem
                           select ur modem by checking the box
                           name the ISP e.g glo
                           phone no:#777= username and password.

After all this party I it will now give you an icon under network connections  under control panel. you will now go and share the connection. then if you cannot do that you need to call an expert.
Megawave (CCNA)