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ugly Betty: @ poster, please go to PH, the guy might not be after your assests as you claim. He might be a good man that might want to give you a good time and after spending time in the hotel room with nothing happening, u will just be watching films and be talking, he might just drive you to the park.

Yeye girl,better not go to PH if you are not ready for action.You will continue eating his money as if na him get CBN. If am the guy, hmmmmmmmm........

MAKE I COMPLETE AM 4 U,.............. IF AM THE GUY, AH GO USE U LYK TISSUE,IF I FINISH, I GO SOAK ALL UR CLOTHS FOR WATER AFTA D RA'PE SESSION DEN SEND U OUTTA D ROOM NAK'ED...........SHEGIYA KOWAI

USE WOR U HAVE 2 GET WOR U WANT ;

kamdyjenny: There is this guy I met some years back, he is single has a very comfortable job. In fact, let me tag him rich. He claims to like me but I know he just wants to have sex wit me. And I, on the other side, do not like this boy at all, not minding the amount of money I always get from him. The funniest thing is, like the higher the amount he gives me, the higher my dislike for him grows. Right now he is inviting me to PH dis weekend for a treat; it's sure we will lodge in the same hotel room, and I don't want to have sex with him...

Please your advice is needed. How do I go about this when I finally get to PH to see him? Because me I wan go flex oh.

ashewo...OJUKOKORO.........ARABANKO...........USELESS WHO'RE........... I HOPE HE USES U TO PRACTISE WOR HE WATCHES IN PO'RN

ah did 140km/hr fom ma house 2 church cos i was almost late 4 mass...... crazy tin 2 do sha

oh femi falaci ko falana.............. GET A LYF>............

aweaweawe: fashola na Bleep up guy nw,am not sure if acn is going to win lagos in 2015.pdp should get ready to take over.

werin him do....na him shoot d gun ni?..........

so afta de impeach him, wor nxt? maybe a possible Namadi Takes ova....well well well, i hope dat wud bring success.....

MRbrownJAY: here is what many may think after you tell them this:
- for 20/30 som' yrs, i ate this way, and here is this woman telling me that it is wrong? she dey craze?!
- table manners?! am i competing in the "table manners olympic"......expecting good marks and shiit?! she dey craze?!
- so when we were dating, engaged or even the day before marriage, she didnt see (or had any problem) that i was eating like that? you dey craze?!
- when i eat, the aim is to get the food in my stomach....mission accomplished!!! she dey craze?!
- if my eating habits disturb you that much, why dont you focus on your plate and stop looking at me instead? you dey craze?!
- so long as i do my duties as a good husband/father in this home, then who cares how i eat? you dey craze?!
- well funny that you should say that as i was wondering why YOU didnt hold your spoon the "great" way I did. is there something wrong with YOU?

LOL!!!!

many people ate such corrections because they have a difficulty accepting that they have been doing something wrong all their lives....while thinking all was great. also many really dont care about such issue and dont think they should change.

e be lyk say she don dey MADT!!!!!!!!!!

iHustle: BIG LIE! Many oil workers in the UK don't even earn that much. I'm talking from experience; I've lived in the UK before. The average UK cleaner earns about £6.8 per hour and works about 3-6 hours per day. Do the maths.

big lie, work as a brick layers labourer n get paib N800 for the day....u too do d maths...mtcheew

if u wash plate for europe sef, u go still get enough 2 take do u big boi parole, bt try am for mama nkechi restaurant na.......... na change she go give u

is he supposed 2 rest in peace? couch potato shikena,,,,,,,,,

go n play ALONE IN THE DARK.............. u aint gon sleep afta playin it

ebamma: me thinks this guys have sacrificed their mama for fame and fortune

e don de madt aabi.......dem don make plenty money even b4 she sick sef......... if person shit, una go hate/....mtcheew

na dem sabi.....

eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa RIPP

N HE DIED...................... HU SEND AM?

semid4lyfe: SOURCE

SO

[quote author=Dr. Wise]From his comments here, it is likely to be Afghanistan or Iraq.[/quote] LIBYAN

D AIM OF RAGGING HAS BIN DEFEATED........ SO ITS MORE LYK FUNNY CRAP NOW

[quote author=T-smooth]Sincerely speaking in this part of the country where i schooled, up to the time I graduated I have never heard of anything like ragday, infact social activities hardly take place here.[/quote]WOR PART IS DAT//?? AM GUESSING sokoto

Jopac: @Poster, d money dat d guy wud av used to send himsef 2 schul he spent it on ur education. Y didnt u leave him wen u were in 2 or 300level at least d pains wud av bin less. Its now dat u av graduated dat u no dat he is short, a truck driver, unpolished and nt in ur class. Anyway d law of Karma will surely catch up with u dis wicked and heartless bitch.

LAST WORDS SHUD BE NAUGHTY BI'TCH

fulfillment2020: Dear Nairalanders,
I am a 23year old female. My parents died when i was 8 then I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees. I then met this guy when i was 14 and he sent me back to school. He was selling fruit then but still he was Able to pay my fees.
He then got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university. my problem is that i feel i can't continue with this
relationship because he is not my type, he isn't fluent in English, he his a very short man Plus some other Personal stuffs.

I feel I have Paid him back for his Good Deeds cos I give him sex anytime and anywhere he wants. But now he can't meet up to my demands.

How best can i tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings??
I am grateful that he sent me to school but i can't be in a relationship with him anymore.
I want somebody in my own class not a truck driver.
Please can someone advice me on what to do! Am confused.

do you av class ASHEWO OLOSHI..........

u 4 jst turn road syd ashawo na..............idiat boyatch....................if i fit see u now ehn, i for beat hel comot for ur body walahi.....mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

HQ: Very Interesting. Wish they added like a Video Tour of the interior.

serious....

greall1: Obasanjo try such a thing before.

on toothpick n cotton bud ba

SimonAndal: What is clueless, pathetic and has no sense of direction?

NIGERIAN GOVT. unkul, is ma ansa correkt

y d team no go come na..... abegi

Willzkid: I guess the KRPC in ur picture's URL means kaduna refining and petrochemicals..

WILLZKID, ANY PROBLEM WIF DAT?

CHOI

Ninapha: Why do u think its only boko boys dat can throw missile. There seems to be religious war in jos and environs. Every one is a suspect now. Jos christaians must be fools if they hv not learnt to throw too.

NINAPHA, AM JST SAYIN

whealthy: But seriously, who breeds retards like this?

YABALEFT

HE'S MORE LYK D PUPPET, N PDP THE PUPPETEER