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Romance › Re: What The Hell Is Wrong With This Set Of Married Women? by mejai(m): 5:23am On May 30, 2019
Safiaa:
If you are not bringing in enough money to take care of the home and myself, you have no right to open your poverty stricken dirty mouth, and demand things to be done your way. Just saying.
for ur own house huh
Travel › Re: URGENT: Night Travel By Air Or Road From Enugu To Lagos On Saturday by mejai(m): 7:54pm On May 27, 2019
I don't know if young shall grow buses move at nyt. check on them.



but if u can agree to leave Enugu by 12pm on Saturday, let's talk. (private ride)

mention me
Romance › Re: Pls How Can A Female Cope With An Inverted Nipple. by mejai(m): 8:57am On May 26, 2019
pictures nah.... even if u see a doctor u will show him/her d boobs. some docs in the house go like see am
Romance › Re: Tonto Dikeh Vs Churchill: Can You Marry A 45 Seconds Guy? by mejai(m): 8:05am On May 26, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
Hell NOO!!! that's a weak man

God forbid. unless my husband allows me cheat. sex is suppose to be enjoy by me also.

can't keep my vaginity for all these years only to hook up with indomie man huh

he must be hung like a horse and sex for at least 2 hours straight
Leave talk, u can't withstand 20/30 mins of professional sensual and sexual touch.
if u brag further, come with a stop watch, let me handle u
Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi’s 2nd Term: Building On Laid Foundation by mejai(m): 7:50am On May 26, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:
Lousy nigger


Always seeking unnecessary glorification.


Like say e dey do anything special. U no dey see umahi work

Bleep outta my state. Sad say person go still dey tolerate this nigger for about 3years more
I wondered how he qualified for second term. the main city is so messed up. With a large convoy like Donald Trump.
Car Talk › Re: Distress Sales, 2008 BMW For Sale 1.2m by mejai(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2019
streeetcred:
Do Nigerians even read and understand
they don't o. They prefer it their own way. grin
Autos › Re: White Hot 2010 Lexus GS 350 by mejai(m): 10:42pm On May 17, 2019
@TheBizHelp, I saw u at agbani road today around 4pm. Sharp ride really.
Car Talk › Re: Unbelievable Car Crash, Venza And Camry by mejai(m): 7:30am On May 16, 2019
diportivo:
flesh and blood did not reveal this to u bros grin
the guy na spirit...
Car Talk › Re: Car Brands Most (and Least) Likely To Suffer Faults According To J.D. Power by mejai(m): 2:15pm On May 15, 2019
I can see volvo ahead of Toyota grin



Toyota vs Mercedes gang.... Make Una sheath Una swords.



Team BMW... Una don see Una lives, bags of wahala.

Ikenna351.... Ur lion rocks joor
Car Talk › Re: 14 Fun Facts You Should Know About Toyota Camry by mejai(m): 8:10pm On May 11, 2019
JudasNaCarrot:
Toyota Spider is super.

Of all the cars I've driven this Car made me to respect Japanese technology.... sensors everywhere. While playing music on mid or high volume the moment you step on the brake the volume reduces and increases as you accelerate.

This and many other computerized systems dazzles me.

Honda dey learn work for Toyota body with it's bolt joints always messing up.
make Peugeot 406 (prestige) no catch u grin
the tech in 406 eh
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Reveals Why He Dumped His High Paying Job To Relocate To Canada by mejai(m): 7:56pm On May 11, 2019
My only problem in dis story be say, how can d wealthy man go to police station and drop 1k? Shame no catch am? Why would naija police even locate der vehicle key to help? grin


dis country don bad wells....
Health › Re: Blood Is Discharging Out Of My Nipple by mejai(m): 5:21pm On May 11, 2019
Self medication via google can give u heart attack..... Just go to hospital.
Celebrities › Re: Betty Jennifer Is Dead! Chris Attoh’s Wife Shot Dead In Maryland, USA by mejai(m): 10:56am On May 11, 2019
So Chris go marry another woman after. He just dey sample different soup huh Na wa o
Car Talk › Re: Clean European Used Passat From Norway by mejai(m): 10:18am On May 11, 2019
At 200,000+km, still sparkling. Now in Nigeria, its final resting place. Check dis same car out 6months time.
Business › Re: Start Dropshiping With Zero Capital Today by mejai(m):
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Food › Re: 2 Guys Kill A Snake, Hang It On Their Necks, Cut It Into Pieces For Meat (Photo) by mejai(m): 5:00pm On May 10, 2019
lalasticlala... I see u viewing grin

Education › Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by mejai(m): 10:54am On May 09, 2019
One day, my sandals torn that I had to put a cotton wool and plaster on my right big toe. Faking injury when the disciplinarian prefect caught me, he just managed to let me go, while flogging others. 3days later, I had a deep caught while playing football . Too bad.
Education › Re: What Hilarious Lie Did You Tell In Secondary School To Avoid Punishment? by mejai(m): 10:48am On May 09, 2019
I have claimed to have an identical twin brother after causing trouble. Though I insisted he is in another school. The teacher looked so confused and stupid. He even called my friend (whom I have informed on tym)and the guy claimed I had a twin bro.
grin
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Shares 2008 Throwback Photo by mejai(m): 11:01pm On May 07, 2019
wen pussycat never dey watery.. grin
mpote ede!!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Cries As He Mourns His Fellow Soldier After Being Shot 5 Times by mejai(m): 10:58pm On May 07, 2019
which kain soldier kit be dis?? he looks like boko haram dem sef.. naija wicked o
Sports › Re: Ten Highest-paid Footballers In Europe by mejai(m): 7:41pm On May 07, 2019
Is it late to join football? School Na scam o grin
Travel › Re: Container Falls Off Ojuelegba Bridge In Lagos (photos) by mejai(m): 6:18pm On May 07, 2019
Toyota corolla camry.... A new product
Politics › Re: How Third World War Will Most Likely Start!!! by mejai(m): 6:11pm On May 07, 2019
After anglo-American world power, comes the kingdom of God. No country can defeat them, not even Russia. Instead they sink the humanity. grin
Car Talk › Re: Please Help, My Camry Suddenly Developed A Gear Fault, Please. by mejai(m): 8:05pm On May 04, 2019
If u could have time to open a thread after paying 30k, u could as well had done dat prior dis. It has always been advised here to always scan.



well, gazzuzz Na prophet. He prophesied about more kazeem sprouting out
Car Talk › Re: My Infiniti G35: From Boston To My Doorstep by mejai(m): 10:23am On May 04, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
Did lagos abuja, at night, saw only 1 customs check Point near okene-abuja rd.

But lagos to S.E benin and head bridge always on alert.
those 2 check points at benin by customs dey vex me
Car Talk › Re: My Infiniti G35: From Boston To My Doorstep by mejai(m): 9:59am On May 04, 2019
9icetoo:
Best time to leave Lagos with a tokunbo car. Made mine same time. Left Lagos 5pm. Arrived onitsha 11.00am.
customs no dey work for nyt?
Car Talk › Re: My Infiniti G35: From Boston To My Doorstep by mejai(m): 7:04pm On May 03, 2019
nurey:
Majority of roads in Nigeria are tarred with rough surface which aren't drift friendly not to talk of the roads not wide or secured enough to accept drifting. Your C230k or the ES350 were not made out of the factory for that neither did you mod them to.

can you actually drift in a corner with your Benz probably yes with speed but the road to do that in isn't available at your disposal.

I have told you several times when you smoke that shit just hit the sack instead of coming online and feeding us with superstory.

You can fool some of the people some of the time
You can fool some of the people all the time
But you can't fool all the people all the time.

Signed and stamped

chief commander RuffRyders
NUREY
nurey ooooo. U deserve heaven today. The guy is still saying he does the stunt at a roundabout. All roundabout in d country r always busy unless midnight. By the way at what speed do u take the corners @ logobenz
Travel › Re: Swiss Official Wants To Stop Nigerians From Traveling Abroad Completely by mejai(m): 6:20pm On May 03, 2019
E don reach like dis grin
Car Talk › Re: Help!!! What's The Usefulness Of This by mejai(m): 4:18am On May 03, 2019
may be against scratches... wall, car beside urs, keys( door handles)
Travel › Re: Apapa-wharf Road That Dangote Reconstructed; See What Trailers Are Turning It To by mejai(m): 5:57pm On May 02, 2019
Dis country eh! 4.billion and yet na d same old shit of design. Not even a World class road.
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