₦airaland Forum

Jaideyone: loans that have been certified healthy for the state by professional economists.
Akpabio has been managing 4million people with over 200B fg allocation yearly. Fashola has managed a population of 18million people with just a little over 160B fg allocation.

Certified? By Economists? Hahaha...... Economists in Fashola's paying list? I feel like flogging Akpabio, but I wanna beat Fashola. They both lack one thing, financial managerial ability.

I just finished watching "suicide mission" in my office, Meeen.. Peter Bunor Jr. Made me cry.
How come 90% or more, of child actors/actresses in nollywood nowadays always look at the camera? Lack talent, abilities,aptitude, skills... We no longer have talents like Sharon Ezeamaka, Williams Uchembah, Isosiya Dokubor, Peter Bunor Jr, Chinenye Oguejiofor and many more.
Can someone pls help me tell Nkem Owoh, Mr Ibu, Aki na Paw-paw, Mercy Johnson and co to stop playing roles made for children. We need real child actors and actresses, not old men and women wearing school uniforms.

Yomieluv: And some folks would be condemning Nollywood..


Comparatively,Nollywood is thrash,this is better than those Nollywood silly mistakes.

Ghosts for nollywood dey check traffic before crossing d road... Wise ghosts full nollywood.

saintneo: Chi-ukwu = big God. Because two vowels can't be together, the "i" is truncated ..... Chukwu



Ukwu has several meanings depending on the accents on the vowels.

Úkwù = waist (but for perverts it is both waist and buttocks of lady)
Úkwú = big/large
Ükwü = leg

Ükwü gï a, ö ga-ebu úkwù úkwú = This your leg, can it support a big waist.

Tell mama Emeka to give you 1bottle of whatever u wanna drink, nga akwu ngwo.

VivyGift: What is the meaning of Chekwube?

Keep faith, have hope... Don't give up...

simplynola: I have 2 neighbours, one is Otakagu and the other sounds like ozubechukwu or is it uzubechukwu. Kindly decode the meaning pls

1. That ur neighbour must be strong lol. Otakagu- He that eats/kills like a lion.
2. Its " Nzubechukwu"...= God's plan/will...

Chukwuemeka, Olisaemeka, Nnaemeka= God has done well.

MalcoImX: Say what you want. That wouldn't stop genocide advocates and perpetrators from answering their crimes. It's a matter of time and all you bigots will not be there to cover anything.

Kiss my black azz. Tell ur drunk elders to stop drinking.

BuddahMonk: Its a lie, Shekau went to Government College Umuahia, he is from Uzuakoli, his younger brother is the owner of that barbing salon at Zik's Avenue Awka.

Their mom used to works in Learning Field Onitsha before relocated to Umuahia. Even his elder sister iis being marrried at Oguta to one of church pastors.


Boko haram are not northerners, they have nothing in common, even the Book Shekeau claimed to be Koran he normaly cite is "Nsibidi" a form of writing by Igbos.

Shekau is our son, we are proud of him,


Shekau till 2019

Hahaha...... Kabiru Sokoto is Ojukwu's nephew.

The gospel of our lord Jesus don suffer... Even a fool can claim an apostle, evangelist, pastor. 1 week in prison will bring you back to ur senses man... Safe journey.

ROCKJ1: Yes shakau the boko harm leader is from Ndoni or maybe he is from Nnewi, no, its a mistake he is from Eket. or he is a Liberian.

U r wrong, d guy used to be my senior prefect bk in da days, he from Nkanu, he is related to Ken. Nnamani. But his Mom is from Mbaise in Imo, so d guy is Igbo. NEF cows r correct.

Aru! Abomination! Soyinka, better change location cos d boko boys are coming after you oh; ok, waiting for APC e-dogs, Oya what do you hv to say...?

Godditex: Even women themselves don't even know what they want from men..They see a faithful man they complain he aint good in bed. They later find the one that's good in bed, they say he aint rich.

They later find d rich dude they say he doesn't spend time with them at home etc. In the end, they all earn up marrying dudes they never imagine and backed it up 'love is blind'.

That's the beauty of love. It transcends material, academic, physical and social affiliation.

Stop asking this question because you would never find an acceptable answer, even from the women.

Even Sigmon Freud, one of the best Neuro-Psychologist once posited 'despites my thirty five years research into the feminine soul I haven't find an answer to the simple question- what does women really want'.

I once used that quote{sigmon's} on my babe, I agree with u 100%.

OBAMA CAN'T SAY THAT, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, SOURCE PLS...

SOURCE, OR YOU GO AND .... WHO WILL HELP ME CONTACT ADAMS OSHO BABA.

luvlyqueen: wen u deflower a grl ur indirectly taking a BLOOD convenant with her,

What happens when a girl deflower a guy? Water covenant?

UnknownT: I remember one postal agency's motto back then, WE HAVE BEEN TO KOMA

Peace Courier services.

thinezy: quite interesting
God made clothes with leaves for adam and eve Shey?

Na lie abeg, God made Jeans for them. Or wait make I call Cain and Abel to confirm.

xynerise: Eww!
@op. No young girls for the village?

Seems you wanna make use of your Vaseline? Just asking....

AMECHI EQUALS "MR IBU" WHENEVER HE IS WITH MICROPHONE.

COME TO ENUGU AND SEE DAY TIME ROBBERY NA, ESPECIALLY AT NTA BUS STOP{ NEAR IMT}, NOTHING LESS THAN N50 FOR COMMERCIAL BUSES, TRICYCLS, CABS... AND MORE FOR PRIVATE CARS, OR YOU WILL PACK ONE SIDE {ISOLATION THINGS}; AS IN, THEY WILL TREAT YOU LIKE SAY YOU GET EBOLA. AND THE WAY SOME OF THOSE "SCOUT BOYS" HANDLE GUNS NA SOMETHING ELSE, THEY POINT IT DIRECTLY AT YOUR HEART OR HEAD, because OF N50.

supersun1: Why use a "probably" effective drug on patients, when the certainly effective drug exists. Lagos state took a right decision in safeguarding the life of it's citizens. I still have a strong feeling that there is a controversy behind the Virus' presence in Nigeria.Before you post, ask yourself these 10 questions;
1. Why was the Liberian allowed to leave his country and travel to Nigeria, was he sent here as a transporter of the EVD?

2.Why was the Liberian not deported upon realization of his EVD status?

3.If quarantine means "A quarantine is used to separate and restrict the movement of persons; it is a 'state of enforced isolation'."(Wiki). How then did the Liberian embarked on his trip, and how did the nurse who was alleged to have left Lagos for Enugu with the EVD?

4.Why haven't the Federal Government subsidised or even make free Hand Sanitizers?

5. Why did the president sack 16,000 Doctors, simply because they were demanding protective materials against the EVD?

6. I have been to outfits here in Abuja, especially Cafes, Restauurants and Bars where Hand Sanitizers are kept on each table for the free use of customers. Why then is the price of Hand Sanitizers increasing on a daily basis, with no regulation?

7.Has the GoodLuck campaign team or that of his opponents thought of it that giving Nigerians free Hand Sanitizers instead of rice is a brilliant Campaign Strategy?

8. Has any company; Mtn, Etisalat, Glo, Coca Cola, Pepsi etc Thought of winning customers by giving Nigerians free Hand Sanitizers?

9. Has any religious organization thought of preaching the gospel through Hand Sanitizers?

10. Has anybody thought of starting a business that prints only on hand saniters, because right now; after mobile phones, Hand saniters are becoming the most common items you find in people's pockets and handbags?

Must you comment? Its better to read and get d f..uck out, than a si..lly write-up.

GenBuhari: [size=28pt]

All the Ebola hyteria is being whipped up by America to test experimental vaccines on Nigerians.

By September this year they may start the vaccinations, the vaccine will then start killing more people, which they would report as further Ebola deaths and make even more panicked Nigerians rush to get the vaccine.

This message is very important!

Do not take any experimental vaccines!!

Ebola (if it exist at all) is not airborne and therefore no more contagious than hepatitis. All you need to do is continue taking your usual precautions against all contagious illness.

There are news reports that locals in the area of so-called Ebola hotspots in West Africa are accusing the European/American run Ebola medical centres of bringing and spreading Ebola- that is very telling!

They are probably already testing the vaccines in those countries on people who merely have something like malaria and who they have deliberately "diagnosed " as having Ebola. When the patient dies the call it an Ebola death.

Dont fall victim to Ebola hoax

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@OP, I can only comprehend 5 things in this your silly write-up, 1. You hate GEJ. 2. You hate USA. 3. You are a muslim. 4. You are so silly. 5. The least but not the last, u are a big fool.

Atmmachine: Real men do not apply cream..

I see so many gay guys here.
#Runs for my nyash

I used to bliv that, when I was looking for job, thank God for everything...Lol...

St. ives{almond oil}

alutacontinua: Take all the above away from my diet and I have nothing left

wetin I go come dey chop

Hahaha...... My stomach oh... The OP simply wanna tell us the important of fasting.

tonytony208: exactly the truth. That is why you would rather die in the place where you make money than go home. If money is placed in lion's mouth, you will rather go for the money than run for your lives.
Of course you know it's the truth, but i understand you will still want to be defensive. Maybe you want to check out the comment of Lordmecuzy (a typical igbo man) above for confirmation.

IGBOS love money, datz cos we are naturally capitalists. I only quoted him cos he said Igbos love money more than God.

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tonytony208: igbos love money more than their lives. It even seems they love money more than God. They don't mind serving mammon if it means more money.

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