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Politics / Re: Fayose Reduces EKSU Tuition by Mekateka: 5:32pm On Nov 30, 2014
abbakacici:
during financial hard times, any sensible government introduce financial austerity to reduce cost not increase. most european countries increase their tuition fees due financial problem
Oh! sorry, i forgot you schooled in France
Politics / Re: Fayose Reduces EKSU Tuition by Mekateka: 4:30pm On Nov 30, 2014
abbakacici:
the state is broken, but the state government is reduction tuition, so where will the state find the money to run the university
see mumulity question. Guy allow your brain cells to grow.

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Health / Re: Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by Mekateka: 3:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
evegran:
Very funny!
thanks for more life. I will come back for more later
Politics / Re: We Need GENERAL Buhari To Stop This Boko Haram War! by Mekateka: 12:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
it is more safer to have bokoharam than to have buhari as president.
Politics / Staring At Women’s Bosoms Make Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by Mekateka: 12:47pm On Nov 29, 2014
One part of a woman’s body that many, nay,
most men find very attractive, alluring and
sexy
is the bosom. It is one part that has enjoyed
so
much attention from men. Even though men
have theirs, with a negligible size though,
they
lust after these female organs for several
reasons.
As much as men love the female bosoms,
usually for aiding their sexual satisfaction
and
other reasons, a study has shown that there
are
life-changing health benefits of staring at
women’s bosoms, such as lowering blood
pressure and reducing the instance of
coronary
artery disease. The study found that men who
stare at women’s bosoms for at least 10
minutes
daily tend to live longer than those who do
not.
Even though men would like to maintain
straight face while talking to women, the male
eyes usually have a way of drifting down.
In fact, a previous research had shown that
when men are confronted with bosoms, or
even
bosom-related stimuli, like bras, they tend to
start making bad decisions. It was pointed
out
in the study that men would rather watch
videos
of attractive women with lots of skin exposed
and be compensated with a lesser amount
than
watch pastoral scenes where a large sum of
money would be offered as compensation.
“This indicates that parts of men’s brains
associated with reward, the pleasure centres,
and the sites of goal-directed motivation,
were
shutting down the reasoning centres of their
brains, primarily the pre-frontal cortex.
Neurochemicals were activating those reward
and motivational circuits to drive men
toward
taking smaller amount of money. So bosoms
are
mightily tempting,” the study said.
Regardless, study has shown that staring at
the
bosoms for a length of time is beneficial to
the
men’s health.
The study done by a German scientist, Dr.
Karen Weatherby, and published in the New
England Journal of Medicine, said staring at
women’s bosoms is not only healthy, but
also
elongates the life span of such men.
The study, which was carried out over a
period
of five years, involved 500 men, half of
whom
were instructed to stare at women’s bosoms
in a
lustful manner for at least 10 minutes every
day, while the other half were instructed to
abstain from doing such.
Weatherby concluded that men who stared at
the bosoms more often, as instructed,
showed
lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting
heart rate and lower blood pressure, all of
which enable a healthy living and long life.
He
said men should stare at bosoms for 10
minutes
a day to improve the wellness of their hearts
and live longer.
Weatherby said, “Just 10 minutes of staring
at
the charms of a well-endowed female
everyday
is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics
work-out. When the two groups of men were
tested, men that stared at bosoms daily had
lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse
rates, as well as fewer instances of coronary
artery disease.
“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping
and
improves blood circulation. Gazing at
bosoms
makes men healthier and engaging in this
activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of
stroke and heart attack by half. We believe
that
by doing so consistently, the average man
can
extend his life for four to five years.”
www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-
breeze/staring-at-womens-bosoms-make-
men-live-longer-healthier-study/
Health / Staring At Women’s Bosoms Makes Men Live Longer And Healthier- Dr. Karen by Mekateka: 11:43am On Nov 29, 2014
One part of a woman’s body that many, nay, most men find very attractive, alluring and sexy is the breast. It is one part that has enjoyed so much attention from men. Even though men have theirs, with a negligible size though, they lust after these female organs for several reasons.

As much as men love the female breasts, usually for aiding their sexual satisfaction and other reasons, a study has shown that there are life-changing health benefits of staring at women’s breasts, such as lowering blood pressure and reducing the instance of coronary artery disease. The study found that men who stare at women’s breasts for at least 10 minutes daily tend to live longer than those who do not.

Even though men would like to maintain straight face while talking to women, the male eyes usually have a way of drifting down.

In fact, a previous research had shown that when men are confronted with breasts, or even breast-related stimuli, like bras, they tend to start making bad decisions. It was pointed out in the study that men would rather watch videos of attractive women with lots of skin exposed and be compensated with a lesser amount than watch pastoral scenes where a large sum of money would be offered as compensation.

“This indicates that parts of men’s brains associated with reward, the pleasure centres, and the sites of goal-directed motivation, were shutting down the reasoning centres of their brains, primarily the pre-frontal cortex. Neurochemicals were activating those reward and motivational circuits to drive men toward taking smaller amount of money. So breasts are mightily tempting,” the study said.

Regardless, study has shown that staring at the breasts for a length of time is beneficial to the men’s health.

The study done by a German scientist, Dr. Karen Weatherby, and published in the New England Journal of Medicine, said staring at women’s breasts is not only healthy, but also elongates the life span of such men.
www.punchng.com/entertainment/saturday-breeze/staring-at-womens-breasts-make-men-live-longer-healthier-study/

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Visit Enugu Tomorrow by Mekateka: 2:48pm On Nov 28, 2014
JackBaueress1:
Lamentations of an internet cyber rat! Watch how Buhari sweeps the whole of southeast with votes come 2015!

Buhari,welcome to Ala Igbo. Chukwu gozie gi
l laugh in Greek. tiho ho ho ho ho ho ton. they somuch love him and failed to vote him thrice. Pls wakeup and face reality. Buhari cannot, I repeat: Buhari cannot rule this country again. But he is at liberty to rule his online cockroaches, e-rats, namas in the north and his fellow boko boys. Aso villa will never and can never house Buhari.

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Politics / Re: S-h-o-c-k-i-n-g!!! 5 Strange Fact You Never New About Muhammad Buhari by Mekateka: 1:05pm On Nov 28, 2014
Op tell us another story.

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Politics / Re: Austerity: FG To Raise N480bn Through Luxury Tax, Others by Mekateka: 6:34am On Nov 28, 2014
This is the reason why we have been clamoring for resource control, so that all regions can invest and develop their natural and human resources for better sustainability. But hausa will never accept because they are only after easy money outlet and to steal from other regions to develop their region. Hey! Nigerians, True federalism and absolute resource control is the answer.
Politics / Re: Shocking Corruption Allegation: You’re A Liar, Senate Tells Obasanjo by Mekateka: 9:38pm On Nov 27, 2014
Obasanjo's brain is depreciating gradually

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Politics / Re: OPEC Elects Alison-madueke As 1st Female President by Mekateka: 12:09pm On Nov 27, 2014
if this is true then expect suicide news from APC camp soon

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Politics / Re: Why Wouldn't I Vote For "Gej" After All This Archivement? by Mekateka: 7:49am On Nov 27, 2014
op edit your title
Politics / Re: Gen. Mohammadu Buhari Releases New Campaign Photos by Mekateka: 7:35am On Nov 27, 2014
barcanista:
Behold Our Incoming President
Of Arewa Republic
Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bombers: Maybe A New Dresscode Is Needed For Northern Women. by Mekateka: 1:42pm On Nov 26, 2014
waiting to read the comments of boko-hari boys on nairaland.
Politics / Re: No More Joint Account For Local/state Govt —tambuwal by Mekateka: 7:21am On Nov 26, 2014
local government election should also be handle by INEC

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Politics / Re: Can Gej Dress Like This? 8) by Mekateka: 6:42am On Nov 26, 2014
see Islamic terrorist dey form pastor. if you like dress like Reverend father failure is still your identity

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Politics / Re: APC Office Raid: DSS Releases List Of Recovered Items by Mekateka: 12:15am On Nov 26, 2014
p3ndy79:
So ogar like her oga are just bunch of foolish people. How do this people get to be leaders in this country?

All listed items are related to the purpose APC said the centre is meant for, data capturing of its membership and turn them into soft copies after the registration done in hardcopies and hand filling of forms by prospecting members.

What has somebody registering 19times have to do with INEC CLONE PVC OR ILLEGAL ENTRY INTO INEC DATABASE TO HACK AND SUPERIMPOSE AND REPLACE IT INFORMATION ON THEIR VOTERS REGISTER..

Why not show the world the CLONE PVC you saw there, THE IP HISTORY AND HACKING PROCEDURES INTO INEC DBMS, tangible and verifiable list of items to show the APC is culpable of the offenses you accused them of.

Is this woman so daft and useless not to know the types of things expected to be in a DATA FIELD ENTRY OFFICE, wasn't the REGISTRATION DRIVE OF APC advertised enough.

cool down now! let them finished their investigation. All these rant you wrote here shows fear. which mean your party may be guilty of the allegation.

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Politics / Re: APC Cloning Voter Cards, PDP Insists by Mekateka: 7:28pm On Nov 25, 2014
wakacome:
dem steal your sense too?because it is obvious that your brain is stolen...grin
na so e dey pain you? then stop stealing
Politics / Re: APC Cloning Voter Cards, PDP Insists by Mekateka: 8:37pm On Nov 24, 2014
If APC no steal, who go ..............

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Politics / What Do You Do To Political Cockroaches? - Shema by Mekateka: 8:32pm On Nov 24, 2014
GOV. SHEMA IS RIGHT!
The voice of the people is the voice of god…
When Governor Ibrahim Shema referred to his
political opponents as political cockroaches
right before the good people of Katsina
State either of two possible reactions was
imminent: “Approval” or “Disapproval.” We
have seen people employ the latter against
their leaders in this country by very many ways
some of which even led to the demise of such
leaders where they failed to manage the
disapproval properly. But in this case the
people of Katsina State did not
disapprove of the statement rather they
proceeded to deliver their judgement as
follows
Gov. Shema: “The PDP administration in
Katsina State has impacted on your life and
that of your family.
You must take your sick child to the hospital
for free treatment.
You have to use the good roads built by the PDP
to go to your house.
Your child has not paid a kobo for his
education since I became governor. He is not
paying for examinations. [Someone from the
audience said WAEC and NECO free]
From 2007 to date, there is no father that is
paying a kobo for his child to go to primary or
secondary school, or for WAEC, NECO or NABTEB.
Therefore, we must be grateful to Allah.
If you take a look at some states – I don’t have
to mention them; but they are many – they have
had PDP and other parties at different
times. But Katsina has been under the control
of the PDP since the return of democracy.
And don’t worry about political cockroaches.
Cockroaches are found in the toilet even at
home. The moment you see a cockroach, what do
you do?”
The People: “You kill it.” [The audience
responded]. He repeated the question
before then added “Crush them.” And
proceeded continued.
Gov. Shema: “And I tell you, if anyone touches
you, you must retaliate.
The politics we played in the past, where
PDP members are disrespected, humiliated
and molested, but we asked them to be
patient, now whoever wrongs you, you must
retaliate, I said it.”
It would seem therefore from the foregoing
that Gov. Shema has with the numerous
"masses oriented projects" some of which he
enumerated in the transcript above have
captured the heart of his people and
earned their ally to which end they are
willing to flush out anybody rising to truncate
their many dividends.
Also, it is very important to note that our
amiable governor did not directly call anybody
“cockroach” but referred to them in a
descriptive allusion as “POLITICAL
COCKROACHES.” This means that he was only
referring to their political character.
But while the Katsina people are yet to react
negatively to the misconstrued statement some
of the elites with political interest seem to
have taken up the duty of over stretching
the truth of the statement from fact to fallacy
alleging that it has incited the people
against them being the opposition- the same
opposition that Shema weathered to emerge
Governor in 2007 and floored in 2011 to
return to office without need or use of
violence. According to some of the opposition
leaders in the state like Mustapha Inuwa,
The Katsina State Chairman of The All
Progressive Congress (APC) the statement
was targeted at their party and the members
due to their growing acceptability and
popularity in the state. He also noted that
the party would petition the Inspector
General of police and the State Security
Services to investigate such utterance as
they could not fold their arms to be threatened
with violence by the governor.
But, one striking question that comes to mind
following some of the insinuations above is
that "if truly these opposition parties are
acquiring popular acceptance in Katsina
State why then are they afraid ?" "Who then
will be at the beck and call of Shema to attack
them the 'emerging popular majority?”'
Ordinarily, if such allegations were true we
the people of Katsina would have rather
opted to join the popular opposition to shun
Shema but the truth is that the opposition in
Katsina, if I may justify the allusion of Gov.
Shema, are like pests to the positive
developments in Katsina State.
Scientifically, there are about 4,600 species
of cockroaches in the world 30 of which are
identified with human habitat; typically
spreading bacteria, allergies and are
potentially dangerous to human living. In this
light, much as one appreciates the role of
vibrant opposition as one of the
“performance catalyst” in government be it
democratic or not it must be noted here that the
acclaimed opposition is not the idle
paradigm. Rather these are the same
people who have over the years branded
Shema “Stingy Governor” simply because he
chose to invest the state funds in “masses
oriented projects” instead of sharing it
with them in the name of political structures
and stakeholders
Another question that comes to mind here is
whether this is the first time such sarcasm
is used. The answer is definitely no! I am
no party person but truth be told, we are all
witnesses to the inciting statements
against the People’s Democratic Party
(PDP) Presidential Candidate in 2011 by
one of our well respected leaders and just
recently the Governor of a South-South State
openly declared operation civil
disobedience. These are people who have
always been blunt with their words and crude
in their actions but it is Shema’s sarcasm
that is now a thunder storm.
One would think that with the same proportion
they are criticising the pest sarcasm they
would equally deny every other fact stated in
that statement. Governor Shema listed
things he has been able to achieve for us in
Katsina and they could not deny it. He stated
how the same opposition has been
humiliating and attacking people of
Katsina State for the past seven years and
they did not disclaim it. But when he alludes
to their negative politics as “political
cockroach” they decide to use that to attack his
person forgetting that he has a sterling
clear record when it comes to violence. Our
governor is a lawyer, a politician, a leader
and a devout Muslim. A man of this capacity
cannot use words carelessly. Like poets have
poetic licence Shema used the word in its
Political Sarcasm and in that same meaning
we the people of Katsina State understood
him. That is why hours and days after he
made the statement none of us has gone out to
attack anybody in the bid to crush the
“cockroaches”. Most of them are our family and
friends operating deviously like
cockroaches and when the time comes we shall
crush them like “political cockroaches” with
our “votes”!
Zainab Gambo.
Celebrities / Re: Helen Paul (Tatafo) Delivers A Baby Boy by Mekateka: 3:39pm On Nov 24, 2014
ellalina:
wondering who the father is
na me your father
Business / Re: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by Mekateka: 12:44pm On Nov 24, 2014
omenka:
Can we all see the depth of division and religious cynicism Jonathan has entrenched in this country??

Jonathan has caused such huge trauma to the
Nigerian psyche its gonna take eons to heal!!
These were things that pre-date this
administration but were totally inconsequential
in the scheme of things. In all honesty, I NEVER NOTICED these Arabic inscriptions on the notes until people started talking about them. The gist took its root from Jonathanians' unfounded allegation of a sinister plot to "islamise" the country, a rhetoric aimed at mopping up support from Christian voters and increase their scepticism towards any non-christian contender for president.

We've had leaders of both faiths before
Jonathan, NO ONE ever talked about things like
these, now, they've become the only things
talked about simply because we landed
ourselves a president too naiive to understand
that politics and religion are two volatile
elements that shouldn't be mixed!!


Jonathan came in and has done every single
thing infuse into every Nigerian the
consciousness of the difference between a
Northerner and a Southerner, a Christian
and a Muslim, an Igbo man and a Hausa or
Yoruba man!!


He has NEVER DONE ANYTHING
to make Nigerians see the ties that bind them!!


This is Jonathan's LEGACY!!

Woe unto anyone who supports the continuation of such glaring disaster!!
Take your anti-GEJ sickness somewhere else. was it GEJ that first removed Arabic inscription from Naira note? where were these people when OBJ did it? Besides the Arabic inscriptions is still in #200,#500 and #1000. so why are they complaining?

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Education / Re: Amaechi Pays N800 Million Per Term To Indians To Train 750 Secondary School Kids by Mekateka: 10:25pm On Nov 23, 2014
why truth always irritate APC e-rats? hmmm! na them sabi o. Desperation don pushed these rats to dey hack INEC website .

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Politics / Re: Why We Raided A Computer Office In Lagos - DSS by Mekateka: 12:11pm On Nov 23, 2014
egift:
Where are those that claimed there was no invasion? This was a PDP operation to destroy APC National Membership Records.

UPDATE:
APC Flag was boldly placed on Front Entrance - How then can the DSS claim their was nothing to indicate APC used the premises?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1886634_apcregcenter2_jpeg1e6c51e2190d3657f3dfa7143a280f13
you and your party mumu no be small. can't somebody fixed this rag you called flag and snap it within some few minutes? you can only f00led your fellow f00lish supporters and not Nigerians

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Politics / Re: Inspector General Of Police Orders Arrest Of Tambuwal. by Mekateka: 8:47pm On Nov 21, 2014
if APC no lie who go............

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Oshiomhole: "Go And Die" Governor Should Keep Shut by Mekateka: 10:54am On Nov 21, 2014
oshomole please face your front
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by Mekateka: 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2014
mifavour:



will he also go down on his kneee to apologize to me when he does sth wrong if he can i can.
I like ur pix. u are so blessed with beauty
Politics / Re: Gov. Amaechi & APC Protesters Block The main Entrance Of Police Hq(pictures)i by Mekateka: 9:53am On Nov 20, 2014
asamaigho:


r from d moon? river state as well as most apc states were disenfranchised by inec on the ongoing pvc distribution,which means large chunk of rivers indigenes who registered wont b voting,and u expect him to relax in his a/c tite brick house and watch his people shortchange by inec and pdps' magomago abi,no wonda wit ur likes d country wont progress......try go cure ur myopia before u type trash.
see another lie from the pit of HELL
Politics / Re: 20 Reasons Nigerians Rejected Buhari Since 2003 by Mekateka: 11:54am On Nov 19, 2014
APC e-rats avoiding this thread like EBOLA

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Politics / Re: "Don't Negotiate With Boko Haram "- CAN President by Mekateka: 11:03am On Nov 16, 2014
pendy79:
When will this man learn to keep his trap shut n continue to feed fat from the fountain of political patronage of PDP and GEJ.

How many fatwas have been given against ISIS in the middleast, how many public broadcast and messages has eminent Islamic jurists given to adherent to the stupid and non scriptural acts of Boko Haram? If the first instruction of Angel Jubril to the the prophet of Islam was IQRA(read) where will BH now say it got its own version of Education being forbidden.

Guess the day SHAME was shared in the heavens, pastor bling bling wasn't at home. He keeps spewing rubbish Everytime he talks. Shiek Jaffar was killed for preaching against their ideology, shiek gunmi escaped a suicide bombing attack, many eminent scholars killed in cold blood all because they countered the sentiment and belief of boko haram.

He should leave serious matters of state security to wise counsels and continue in his gun running or money laundering private jet kabukabu biz.


A terrorist ideology is dealt with with fatal blows and rendered incapacitated with superior military tactics and intelligence.

You only negotiate with remnants of the group who are scared of their lives after seeing what have become of their comrades at arms. The Tamil Tigers of srilanka, the abu sayyef of thailand, the alqaeda of afghanistan, the taliban in pakistan, the basque separitist group ETA in spain and france, the columbian FARC, the IRA in northern ireland, the AQIM in Algeria and Northern mail were made to face the full military force of the countries they operated in, they paid with their bloods and lives and were the ones eager and begging for peace when they felt the squeeze.
The rubbish you wrote here came out of hatred you have for the pastor and christians. And this hatred has successfully paddled you and your fellows into terrorist activities. The truth is always bitter to evil people like you. We christians know for sure that all muslims are terrorists and we can only be proved wrong when muslims come out in mass to fight against bokoharam activities. I know you know what I mean by fight.

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom House Of Assembly.world Class Infrastructure. PIC.. by Mekateka: 10:26am On Nov 16, 2014
Oment5:
God bless you bro,
I wouldn't have mind if this people are not playing the ostrich game.
I am also a causal follower of this site since 2010, when this people where calling us villagers,criminals and drug lords , they even accuse us of yahoo yahoo whereas they are the ones that brought it and its their field profession.
Tpia and some others like dayokun never cease to insult us on this site. They are the oldies in tribalism but we don't have any Igbo responding to them in their own coin, what about their newspapers? Only the bad stuff in the east is been reported.
Now they should just take whatever we say both online and offline in good fate because they started the burning flamegrin
They now wanna blame us for tribalismgrin but they are the cause. Even dudes from middlebelt can attest to that.


Tag: omexonemy and mekateka what do you people have to say about yo-robber people?grin
yoruba, yo-robber. Hmmm, if I talk now seun go flash me RED CARD.

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Events / Re: Newest Couple In Nairaland (happy Viewing) by Mekateka: 7:20am On Nov 16, 2014
Congratulation. Openness and understanding are the secrets of successful marriage. GODBLESS

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