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Education / Re: Fun Test: Name the Parts of the Body in Your Language! by Mekateka: 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ogori/Magongo

1. Hair (..epin ...........)
2. Eyes (eyin .............)
3. Ears (..otun ...........)
4. Nose (.emudori ............)
5. Chest (...egban..........)
6. Stomach (....eburu.........)
7. Fingers (........egbobo.....)
8. Knee (.....ekuwi........)
9. Toes (.....egbobo ochin ........)
10. Head (.epa ............)
11. Mouth (.....owo ........)
12. Shoulder (....agamabo.........)
13. Arm (......uba .......)
14. Hand (.uba............)
15. Leg (.....ochin ........)
16. Foot (..ochin ibe ...........)
.........................
17. Cheek (achichi .............)
18. Adam's apple (...oga ..........)
19. Breast (.....eba ........)
20. Umbilicus (...ebobo ..........)
21. Abdomen (.eburu............)
22. Groin (.............)
23. Penis (...edele..........)
24. Vagina (.....egben........)
25. Thigh (..otupan ...........)
26. Calf (.............)
27. Ankle (.............)
28. Forehead (...echi ..........)
29. Chin (....akan .........)
30. Shoulder (...agamabo..........)
31. Arm (.............)
32. Elbow (.............)
33. Forearm (.............)
34. Wrist (.............)
Religion / Re: Shocking!!!!end Time Church Business (see Photo) by Mekateka: 2:11pm On Mar 08, 2015
And in case your name is not in the book, with #20000 i can help enlist your name in the book.
Politics / Re: APC, PDP, Civil Society, INEC Disagreed Over Card Reader Performance In Kano by Mekateka: 6:58pm On Mar 07, 2015
was it not the same inec that claimed to be ready to conduct election on 14th February ? Jega we are watching you on 3D o

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Politics / Re: Even If You Win Bokoharam We Won`t Vote For U – Northern Groups Tell Jonathan by Mekateka: 12:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
Yes. we know you are not happy with the victory.

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Politics / Election: Shettima Threaten Emirs by Mekateka: 8:04am On Mar 07, 2015
For daring to grant audience to opposition
political parties, all first class emirs in Borno
state risk loosing their seats, as Governor
Kashim Shettima has vowed to sanction all
traditional rulers who refuse to support the APC.

Speaking at the palace of the emir of Shani,
Alhaji Nasiru Shettima Mailafiya on Friday,
the Governor frowned at a situation where
emirs grant audience to opposition political
parties, especially the Peoples Democratic
Party candidate, Muhammad Imam and former
Governor of the state, Senator Ali Modu
Sheriff, who were given a heroic welcome in
the area recently.

Gov Shettima told the emir that he will
dethrone any traditional ruler who hobnobs
with the opposition as his re-election bid is a do
or die affair, and he will not take lightly to any
act of sabotage, especially from the traditional
institution.

He queried the emir of Shani for receiving the
PDP campaign team in his palace, during it’s
recent campaign tour of the area, stressing that
the emir should bear in mind that he has the
powers to do or undo.

Shettima was apparently irked by the cold
reception he received in the area, which he
attributed to the emir’s sympathy for the PDP.


But the emir, His Royal Highness, Alhaji Nairu
Shettima Mailafiya did not take the threat lying
low, as he told Governor Shettima to his face
that as a father, he is under obligation to receive
all manner of people, including people of
different political persuasions.

He maintained that he has no sympathy for any
political party, but is merely living up to his oath
of office by being fair and just to all peole,
stressing that the traditional institution should
not be dragged into unnecessary political
controversies, hence his open door policy.

Alhaji Nasiru reminded Governor Shettima that
part of his charges upon him during the
presentation of his staff of office was to carry
everybody along and to be fair and just in his
dealings with people.

The Governor who departed Shani in
annoyance is expected to arrive Biu, another
potentially hostile reception.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/election-shettima-threatens-emirs/
Politics / Re: Buhari Finaly Speaks by Mekateka: 6:48pm On Feb 05, 2015
where is ur certificate?

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Politics / Re: 6 BILLION NAIRA BRIBE ; Amaechi Must Mention Names. by Mekateka: 11:16pm On Feb 03, 2015
Amechi na God go mend ur father. f00lish hausa slave.

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Politics / Tribunal: Osun APC, PDP Bicker Over Pending Judgment by Mekateka: 6:07am On Feb 02, 2015
OSOGBO—As the Justice Elizabeth
Ikpejieme governorship tribunal hearing
complaints against the results of Osun August 9
polls prepares to give its judgment, the All
Progressives Congress, APC, in the state has
accused the opposition Peoples Democratic
Party, PDP, of allegedly funding its supporters
for violence.

Addressing a press conference in Osogbo
yesterday, the party’s state Director of Publicity,
Research and Strategy, Mr. Kunle Oyatomi,
said APC regarded as “security risk” the
jubilation predicated on misinformation by
PDP members after parties adopted their final
written addresses.

It will be recalled that some PDP members that
witnessed the adoption of final written
addresses by the parties before the Justice
Elizabeth Ekpejime-led panel, in jubilation,
moved through some major streets in Osogbo,
the state capital.

The party however said it was alerting the
security agents in the state to be on their guard
and disallow the PDP from creating mayhem
by spreading falsehood, capable of disturbing
the peace about the proceedings of the tribunal.
Meanwhile, the state PDP Chairman, Alhaji
Ganiyu Olaoluwa, in a separate statement said:
“Our party supporters knew why they went to
the street. Those of them at the court heard the
proceeding. They heard what the lawyers of
both parties said. Lawyers of APC admitted
that the figure recorded for the party was
inflated. Our expatriate scanned our votes and
found them valid. The only thing their lawyer
was saying was that we did not contest other
wards.

“ We contested the result of the areas we felt
irregularities took place, and the result of our
effort is what we have now. Their over 394,684
votes have been reduced to 234,971 while our
own remains at 292,747. Can you now see who is
lying? I am not surprised because I know they
are good at telling and spreading lies, using the
media. Propaganda is the weapon they always
rely on. But as it is now, the people have come
to realize that the mandate they gave to Otunba
will soon be returned to him.”



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/tribunal-osun-apc-pdp-bicker-pending-judgment/

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Politics / Re: How I Almost Got Lynched By Irate Youths In Kaduna Because Of My Niger Delta Out by Mekateka: 4:48pm On Feb 01, 2015
GARRIx7:
You should know by now that the atmosphere is charged. Jonadunce' goons like Asari, Reno etc have insulted Northerners calling them parasites and illiterates. It's expected that they transfer that anger to a Niger Deltan they lay their hands on.

My younger brother is in Kaduna and he told me he dresses like them and speaks hausa at every given opportunity in fact they've been calling him Nasir. I'd suggest you do the same.

Warn your Niger delta brothers to desist from insulting Northerners else the repercussions will befall you who live in the North.
GARRI BRAIN

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Politics / Re: How I Almost Got Lynched By Irate Youths In Kaduna Because Of My Niger Delta Out by Mekateka: 12:58pm On Feb 01, 2015
some F00ls claimed GEJ has divided the country that is why the northerners are behaving like ANIMALS. And asked; who divided the country when northerners killed southerners in sharia crisis in 1999/2000? The same northerners killed Christians when OBJ won in 2003 and still burnt down christians' properties in the north when Yaradua won in 2007.
We all saw a repeat of what they are good at when Christians were killed in the same north in 2011. Those F00ls should come and explain how GEJ has caused the problem of killing in the north since 1999.
The Hausa I know hate southerners both Christians and Muslims from the south. And that is why they spare no body from south during their madness.

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 9:34pm On Jan 26, 2015
ogabs20:

I guess u were sleeping in church cos u were not de only one dia. Stop defending what you don't know
i guess you are in the church when he said it or probably you are the only one in the church then. stop defending what you don't know. since your whole life depend on propaganda, enjoy your propaganda and the curse that followed it.

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Politics / Re: Zahra Buhari: Security Should Come First Not GMB's Certificate by Mekateka: 2:24pm On Jan 26, 2015
Hajiya yankuri. tell your father to show us his certificate.

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 6:25am On Jan 26, 2015
koboko69:


Another dumb foolish follower. Abeg shift
go seek attention on the endemic ailment of madness in your family. There is no pride in the f00lishness you are portraying on Nairaland daily.
Politics / Re: Buhari Should Be Pardoned If He Cannot Produce His Certificates. --lai Muhammad by Mekateka: 6:16am On Jan 26, 2015
has Nigerians accepted lai mohammed's appeal?
Politics / Re: Was Seun Threatened? All Threads Of ' Buharis Principals Death Gone? by Mekateka: 11:38pm On Jan 25, 2015
because they are all lies from APC.

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 10:58pm On Jan 25, 2015
koboko69:



Dunce, its u and ur pastor feasting on ur offering and government money...our money that are mumu. Hell awaits una. Foolish followers.
your rant really portray how deeply MUMU you are.
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 10:08pm On Jan 25, 2015
philips70:


How can you prove to us your tale is exactly what the Bishop said and not the first account that went viral? How can you prove you are not just doing damage control either as a PDP agent or a mouthpiece of your beloved Bishop? Why do we have to take your words to the bank as against the words of the others who said otherwise? I do not jump to conclusions to condemn or support but I need answers please.

I will also like to know if the story some days ago that the Bishop led some pastors to Abuja to canvass support for GEJ in a bid to counter the effects of Prof Osinbajo on Christians is also a propaganda by the APC even with all the evidences from junior pastors that attended. If this was true what is the big deal if the same Bishop actually made the peddled rumour?

What do you make of the words below from the Bishop as extract from a Youtube video?


“God has anointed me to lead a revolution against Islamic jihadists,” Oyedepo is seen heatedly shouting to his congregation in the YouTube clip. “If you catch anyone that looks like them – kill him! Kill him and pull out his neck. I will spill his blood on the ground. What nonsense!”

“What Islamic demons,” the influential cleric continued, his entire message interspersed with loud ‘praying in tongues’. “If Nigeria waits for the church to rise, Nigeria will disappear as a nation. You mean government cannot protect people? What a mess… Even the president said they (Boko Haram) have infiltrated his government. To do what? Must the North continue to rule? What devils!”
can i see the video where he said all these?
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 9:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
koboko69:
Some people are stupidly foolish. All those opposing....who are those opposing if not the opposition.....
Oyedepo already concluded that those opposing are against the peace of Nigeria. OP and his followers are either dumb or av a half baked education. Hell is meant for pastors turned politicians like Oyedepo. Yeye dey stink


The publisher of the first story on fp said the as this mumu OP just in a different manner. That is english for u. Why Jonathan never go deeper b4 sef....?
because your entire family are MUMU does not mean every one share your trait. it is only endemic in your family

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 9:05pm On Jan 25, 2015
Alphaoscar:




For your info, I first read the news from facebook and it was posted by one of PDP guys. Blaming it against APC without proper research from your lend more credence to the fact that you are also bias and your story as well may equally not represent the truth of the matter.
go believe whatever you want to. i know your party strives on propaganda
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 9:02pm On Jan 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Shut your mouth i just went through your old topics and post..i thought you are neutral but just realised you are PDP..twisting the obvious,i went through your post from august 9 2014 till tonight your post and topics are full of hatred towards opposition party
Is that why your party strives in propaganda and twisting the words of my Bishop to create enmity for Christians?
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 8:43pm On Jan 25, 2015
bettercreature:
Senseless OP,is Linda ikeji an APC member? or why are you indirectly attacking opposition party,i am sure you've tasted national cake as well....ass..hole
glad you know your party strives in lies. only brainless people support such party
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 8:38pm On Jan 25, 2015
Orikinla:

[size=18pt]
Thank you.
But the OP of that earlier misinterpreted headline is not working for the APC. So, grow up and reason like an adult. [/size]
Good to know that you accepted your party as a propaganda party and only brainless people support such party.
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 8:34pm On Jan 25, 2015
redcliff:


Can you and your pastor hear yourselves? If you are not supporting jonathan then it automatically makes you an opposition..you should understand that everybody would never support jonathan and the constitution allows anybody who is interested to vie for a post to go ahead provided he is elgibile to do so.. now so if i am vying for presidency just like gmb is, then i am an opposition, does that imply that the gates of hell would be open against me?

Sorry to say but oyedepo goofed on this one
your problem is inability to read and comprehend properly because you are blinded by hatred. Bishop said enemies of Nigeria and not enemies of GEJ. well i guess you are one of the enemies of Nigeria that is why you are pained.

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2015
Dannyset:


The same way I didn't blv the first one without a youtube link, is the same way I won't agree to dis too without a youtube link. Things like dis should be back up by videos and not mere "I was in the service today". That dis is making FP without a concrete proof baffles me.
Pastor Oyedepo is my role model, and I won't say anything against him despite me being an Agent of CHANGE.
sorry o agent of darkness Mr YouTube.
Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 7:53pm On Jan 25, 2015
Kakpos:
WAHT HAPPEN TO THE HOUSE OF ELI, HOPHINE, AND PHINEHAS WILL SOON HAPPEN TO THEM BOTH OYEDEPO AND GOODLUCK WILL SOON BE DISGRACED THE GLORY OF GOD HAS DEPARTED(ICHABOD) FROM SO CALLED MEN OF GOD, MR OYEDEPO DOES NOT SEE INJUSTICE, POVERTY, UNNEMPLOYEMENT TO TELL PRESIDENT IS CAUSING PEOPLE THAT OPPOSE OPPRESSIONS WAIT TILL FBE14 WHEN YOU AND YOUR PRESIDENT WILL BE DISGRACED!
go for brain examination. na so madness dey start o

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Religion / Re: The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 7:41pm On Jan 25, 2015
alaoeri:

Provide a link to this in order to back it up or STFU.
no link. I was in the service today. It was our thanksgiving service today after the 21days fasting period.

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Jonathan, Bishop Oyedepo And His Wife Together by Mekateka: 7:14pm On Jan 25, 2015
Bishop Oyedepo: All those opposing & are
against the peace of Nigeria, God would
open the gates of hell to them". These were
his words.
Religion / The Actual Declaration Of Bishop David Oyedepo. by Mekateka: 7:09pm On Jan 25, 2015
Bishop Oyedepo said: "All those opposing and are against the peace of Nigeria, God would
open the gates of hell to them". These were
his words.
But propagandalists party who strives in lies twisted the word from the Bishop because they already knew that they are the enemies of Nigeria who want to take over presidency by evil means.

Note:
I was in the service today. It was our
thanksgiving service today after the 21days
fasting period.

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate Saga: His Principal Is Alive & Well - Police by Mekateka: 6:29pm On Jan 25, 2015
we all know the agents of evil propaganda (APC)

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Politics / Re: Mass Exodus Hits Hausa (northern) Community In Bayelsa State by Mekateka: 6:14pm On Jan 25, 2015
barcanista:
I don't knw you and I don't gv a fvck about what you think. The Ijaws are not savages, we don't attack strangers, we have no such history of hate. GEJ thug called Asari is an empty blocked head. Just like you!!! As for the North, nothing will happen.
and i insist only f00lish people like you will take your useless advice.

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Politics / Re: Mass Exodus Hits Hausa (northern) Community In Bayelsa State by Mekateka: 4:48pm On Jan 25, 2015
barcanista:
I want to appeal to the Northerners in the SS to remain calm and be assured that there is no cause for alarm. As long as they respect the laws of the land, no harm will befall them. They should disregard the rant of Dokubo, he's an empty coward. The Ijaws are never known to attack strangers in their land without provocation, we are not known to play tribalistic politics, we are not known to take up arms against non indigens because of politics. I assure everyone that the Spirit of Ijaw will never allow such violence that is alien to the Ijaw nation. There is no cause for alarm.


Quote me after the election.
and the southerners in the north should stay in the north nothing bad will happen to them according to you. Only mumu like you will listen to your useless advice.

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Politics / Re: BUHARI CERTIFICATE SCANDAL: We, Muslims Must Speak Up Now -by Umar Abubakar, Phd by Mekateka: 1:44pm On Jan 24, 2015
ajani1978:
How much they give you to write this?
must one be paid to say the truth?

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