₦airaland Forum

Wonders shall never end

For ur mind...#rolls eyes#.

Cutehector:
D ladies whr d ones chyking me

So true..

almostFamous:
Hmm..truth is,such men target the desperate women,women who are so desperate for love and attention,women who want to get married by all means and so they overlook the glaring signs. To all the women out there,love yourself,don't rush and be very alert. End time men

Both of you ain't ready yet. Lots of men have changed not only church but religion for women they love(no big deal) and vice-versa. If you can't agree on what to do pls don't get married to her. You didn't state her church. Anyways, do what your mind tells you.

A good reason.

T.A Orji has no business on this list cos he is the worst in Nigeria.

egift:
1. Sullivan Chime

2. Rochas Okorocha

3. Willie Obiano

4. Martin Elechi

5. T. A. Orji

NB: My rating is based on vigor of the governors and actual project on ground. Time in office was not considered.

I saw this coming. I am of the opinion that Naija should be divided before this gets out of hands! Let the north have their sharia so that we can have peace and prevent this terror from spreading to other states. Terrorism is always very difficult to fight. God help us!

When my mum died, my siblings and I dreamt of her several times. Most times, when I cried so hard, I see her come to me in dream, consoling me. Smiling and making me know she is fine where she is. She predicted the sex of my unborn child even before I took in. Same for my younger sis and it turned out true. I miss that woman bad...

Money good o. The love go be times ten now .lol!

By the time she gives you enough STDS and bear kids that are not yours, eyes go clear. Nonsense!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a man helping out like this. In developed countries a lot of Nigerian men bath their kids and make food for the family. Anyone can do these things. No big deal.

Small boy still dey worry am, later him eyes go clear.

Putting large chunk of food in the mouth.

Wow! Lovely.

Lol!

ultimatetboy:
Be sure this is not human being ooo...
Cos our witches has gone professional...

Na today? Parents should get used to it. Just scold the child o. O tan!

Are you a virgin? After you have disvirgined many, you are now looking for a virgin.

silvermania:
I am not sure all dx girls shouting oh my God r into any good relationship because I believe no guy would be happy just to click the profile of any of the girls in question to find out it his bae. Most . Nigerians girls lack morals to be sincere. This one of the reasons I must marry a virgin. No virgin no marriage.

Meeeeeeeehn! You are so hotttttt! Can't touch cos u r 100 degrees BP. See the body? My goodness

Sorry sir

Nazeeboy:
u be deaf and dumb abi? U never read the post ni or u never go skul? Which one is it coz u're totally off the point.

I actually watched this life and to say I was pissed off would be an understatement. After performing on stage, the gbaza queen just came down to where the president was and was just busy shaking his hands and saying thank you sir like over a million times as if GEJ was deaf and dumb. It was obvious all she tried to do was to showcase her body and seduce him. She's lucky mama peace no dey. She for give am one back hand slap.

You can start by wearing very good bra that holds you very well both at nite and day. Try pelvic floor exercise. Try to look really good when he's around. Seduce him at night or whenever you are alone with him. Give him a really good BJ( all men fall for that), then make good love to him. He will come back to his senses again. Repeat this often o. Till he gets used to making love to you the way he used to. Be a ho in the bedroom with your hubby. Don't be shy to try new styles. Sex is very important in marriage.Trust me, it works!

Which Asaba? That village with the worst roads after Aba? Rainy season is a living he'll o. It shouldn't even make the top 100million in the world!

omanifrank:
asaba

I used to love that Pako biscuit o. Hope it's still in the market . Stella pomade was another product that was so popular those days and is still in the market till date.

Skillfullulu:
You forgot to add "pako biscuit"

Are u kidding me??!! You don't know that this is her hubby? This must be some kind of joke, right?

Jesus!!! Nigerians, always quick to judge. These two are very very married o! They had a very big wedding few years ago. Let's always get our facts right and understand what is being discussed before commenting.

searching4love:



ALL I SEE IS TWO SHAMELESS FORNICATORS WHO ARE NOT ASHAMED TO TELL THE WORLD THEY HAD KIDS OUT WEDLOCK. UGLY THINGS


Next!!!!!

If you sneeze, it means someone is calling your name someWhere and if you hear your name somehow and you come to ask mum if she called you, she will say no and call your name again to cancel the first one you heard so that according to her, the evil spirit that called you at first will be made powerless. I seriously believed it then o!

A lady who was raped should go to the hospital quickly to see a doctor who will treat her for any injuries that she might have sustained, give her drugs to prevent infections including hiv and give her drugs to prevent pregnancy too.

johnjon:
Oh really?
What if she was raped?

This guy ehen! U r bad! Lol!

buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something ... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911

Jeez! See lie o! GSM came into Naija in 2001 o and Glo was in 2003 that they kicked off their services. Na wah! Make we take style dey blow here o. quote author=Jayclinics post=31193479]

Jezz!!!! 2005. Reminds me of my mum's present glo sim, from 2002. Without welcome back. And my dad has being using the same number from 2000. Though he has welcomed the sim back several times because of lost phones.[/quote]

You can take the girl out of the village, but you can't take the village out of the girl. I rest my case.

Do they have a governor?

Wow! That's great news.