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Politics › Re: Seun Osewa Advise Nigerian Police On How To Prevent Harm To Peaceful Protesters by Melonsmasher: 4:38pm On Jul 24, 2024
helinues:
In addition

grin cheesy

Crime › Re: 12-Year-Old Girl Strangles 8-Year-Old Cousin To Death Over iPhone in Tennessee by Melonsmasher: 12:31pm On Jul 24, 2024
ShoeGetSize:
12-year-old girl used bedding to suffocate her 8-year-old cousin, "while the victim was sleeping in the top bunk of bunk beds they shared."
"After the suffocation, the juvenile cleaned up the victim and repositioned her body"
It's in her DNA, either of her parents carries the DNA of a serial killer
Politics › Re: Nigeria Economy, Technology To Overtake Others Soon — VP Shettima by Melonsmasher: 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2024
This guy just dey fool himself trying to take everyone for fools

Anyone taking this idiot serious is a m0ron
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Sulaiman Jimoh, Most Wanted Lagos Drug Baron (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 11:53am On Jul 24, 2024
Shey all these goods/drugs na for Nigerian youths shocked
Politics › Re: Peter Obi, A Loquacious And Disruptive Backseat Driver - Felix Morka by Melonsmasher: 7:44am On Jul 24, 2024
Throwback:
Do you think only Obi must have a say, while others must keep quiet?
DUMB COMMENT
Politics › Re: Happiness All Over IGBOLAND For Trump's Victory by Melonsmasher: 12:38am On Jul 22, 2024
LOW IQ
Politics › Re: ‘I’ll Approve ₦‎250,000 Minimum Wage If Fuel Price Is Increased’ – Tinubu by Melonsmasher: 12:16am On Jul 22, 2024
That's how it's done in drug deals
Phones › Re: Nigeria Slams Meta With $220M Fine For "Data Privacy Breach" by Melonsmasher: 6:19pm On Jul 19, 2024
Hustle
Politics › Re: Urgent Message For President Tinubu - Dele Momodu by Melonsmasher: 7:55am On Jul 19, 2024
Nigerians are not expecting you to turn water into wine but they don’t want you to turn their wines into water.

Powerful message right there, Tinubu read between the lines
Romance › Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Melonsmasher: 1:58am On Jul 19, 2024
Sapasenator:
It's a lot of money
grin
Romance › Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Melonsmasher: 1:52am On Jul 19, 2024
Sapasenator:
3-4 orgasms to start with.
And that's equivalent to how much ?
Romance › Re: Is There Karma When I Chop And Clean Mouth by Melonsmasher: 1:41am On Jul 19, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
brotha "captain save a hoe", what answer did you gave her?... whether you chop or not, somebody will. all her yeye virgin promises is just shakara. food is cooked and ready to be chopped. you're hungry, somebody gives you free sweet food to chop, you chop am and say thank you, clean mouth and leave....why would there be any karma involved sef? did you steal the food?

dont be a mumu and instead be A MAN... tell her exactly how you feel about her and chop the food with peace of mind.
And what exactly do you gain from chopping her whatsoever?
Politics › Re: Fuel Price Rises To ₦‎750.17 Per Litre – NBS by Melonsmasher: 8:33am On Jul 18, 2024
Fuel was N197 before tinubu..
What really has the fuel subsidy removal achieved at N800? HARDSHIP

Guess we are still in the wilderness with the mosses of our time

Politics › Re: Fuel Price Rises To ₦‎750.17 Per Litre – NBS by Melonsmasher: 8:29am On Jul 18, 2024
easytig:
Where are those stupid northern leaders that sold arewa votes to tinubu in 2023.tinubu las las chop dem eyes,after buying them with money.

Can't wait for 2027 elections, lemme see if tinubu get mind do rally for any northern state sef,na stone dem go stone am .
There won't be any need for rallies, he go just rig am easy
Crime › Re: Two Nigerian Migrants Arrested For Murder Of Fellow Nigerian In Libya by Melonsmasher: 3:34pm On Jul 17, 2024
saddler:
What is Z.M and A.M?
On code because they aren't igbo
Politics › Re: Court Rejects Emefiele's Request For Medical Trip Abroad by Melonsmasher: 11:06am On Jul 17, 2024
Monimetre9:
They are Just deceiving the masses, Emefiele and Govt have settled their matter
Long time ago
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Melonsmasher: 5:49am On Jul 17, 2024
Throwback:
Can you believe in what you do not know about?

A desperate ticket hunter who is stranded on the side of the highway, is able to halt a special purpose vehicle to allow him occupy their driver's seat.

And you think he cares if the vehicle is Toyota or Mercedes?
Bullshit
Politics › Re: Investment In Dangote Didn’t Align With Our Strategic Goals – NNPC by Melonsmasher:
[s][quote author=sIfioksq post=130960021Dangote continues to positively contribute to our economy and growth.[/quote][/s]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Spain Beat England 2-1 To Win Euro 2024 (Pictures) by Melonsmasher: 3:24am On Jul 15, 2024
blowjohn:
All their taxes could not save them.
All their racist attitude could not save them.
Even their devlish press could not save them.

Let me borrow some frm Nas 'ether'




Ha,england squad get messed up and beaten quick
Jude Bellingham and his fake tactics get messed up and clapped quick
Your whole technical bench get messed up and eaten quick
Bukayaka to harry Kane damn you and ur racist team
So the English press are gonna come up with lies quick
How much damage controls gonna come out your fat lips?
Wanted to win but winning ain't for suckers and racist
U fake team apologize, for ur history of slavery...



Spain 'ethered' England.
Word.. I feel this right here
Christianity Etc › Re: Meet Pastor Who Cannot Walk On Sinful Ground Because He Believes He Is Too Holy by Melonsmasher: 11:58am On Jul 14, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Another unhinged individual! Go asylum where you go find him mate. The man needs treatment for what may be a form of OCD and not attention from irgher equally unhinged individuals. undecided
Na him followers need that your treatment no be the pastor
Politics › Re: Food Importation May Destroy Nigeria’s Agric Sector – Akinwumi Adesina by Melonsmasher:
Hunger and starvation is the best and only strategy to build Nigeria up to greater heights.
It is our legacy, our current APC government has achieved alot within a short while in office

Crime › Re: Scary Moment Unknown Gunmen Kidnapped A Motorist In Anambra (Video) by Melonsmasher: 8:07am On Jul 14, 2024
richiemcgold:
Kidnappers operating freely in a state capital, in broad daylight? That's the highest level of insecurity.
I swear, the state government is used to clowning
Crime › Re: Scary Moment Unknown Gunmen Kidnapped A Motorist In Anambra (Video) by Melonsmasher: 7:43am On Jul 14, 2024
The video recorder though, some people dey take unnecessary risk o.. You recorded something like this and decided to publish it on social media instead of sending it to the forces if you really have to do it in a way to help, I pray the family remain safe
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Condemns Peter Obi For Not Congratulating Prof Wole Soyinka by Melonsmasher: 7:35am On Jul 14, 2024
BigTableShaker:
Omoh, shame catch me for Obi.
I'm with Reno on this one.


Something Obi PA will just do in minutes, now it has boomerang.
Omoh kirikiri
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Condemns Peter Obi For Not Congratulating Prof Wole Soyinka by Melonsmasher:
Point of corrections Omoh kirikiri..
Professor Wole Soyinka, is a man who has illuminated people's minds with brilliant works of lieterature grin and liberated people for oppression through violent acts of cultism. He is a specimen of what it is to be a prisoner.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Shot At Pennsylvania Rally by Melonsmasher: 5:56am On Jul 14, 2024
Wtf
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Idris Ajimobi As SSA On Livestock Development by Melonsmasher: 12:21am On Jul 14, 2024
A gbadorian
P adi-padi
C riminals

Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Celebrates Husband, Olu Jacobs On His 82nd Birthday by Melonsmasher: 6:50pm On Jul 11, 2024
RichIgboBoy:
If na Jennyclay she for don abandon this man by now go dey chop fresh young pr*ck grin
Lwkmd grin
Family › Re: Camp Where Wives Go To Vent Their Anger Against Their Husbands - Photos by Melonsmasher: 6:41pm On Jul 11, 2024
I swear any man wey miss road enter here done die grin
Politics › Re: Akpabio, Lawan Clash Over Sitting Time As Senate Goes Into Emergency Session by Melonsmasher: 6:36pm On Jul 11, 2024
Yeye politicians

Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon President's Daughter, Brenda Hopes Coming Out Will Change Anti-Gay Laws by Melonsmasher: 6:33pm On Jul 11, 2024
Hold up..... Paul Biya, 91, has been Cameroon's president since 1982 and is one of Africa's longest-serving leaders.
Education › Re: Student Recreates Bobrisky’s Mugshot On Costume Day (photo) by Melonsmasher: 1:44pm On Jul 11, 2024
NairalandGOAT1:
What's BBL?
BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT

It's a surgery when fat are transfered from the belly, hips, thighs, or lower back, to the buttocks.

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