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Career › Re: British Army Begins Recruitment For Nigerians, Others by Melonsmasher: 6:18am On Aug 21, 2024
grin
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Arrested After He Robbed A Nigerian Store In Netherlands (video) by Melonsmasher: 11:59am On Aug 20, 2024
lordchiz:
The guy no know say Naija slogan na lynching if dem catch you whether for Naija or outside Naija.....the guy shock sotey e dey shout "I want Police" grin grin grin grin
He dey fear make dem no burn am... See as he carry speed hug police grin
Business › Re: A Man's Shocking Experience With Nigerian Hawkers by Melonsmasher: 1:17am On Aug 17, 2024
armadeo:
Lol. Hilarious story.

He must have a mugu face
Even old woman see am as mugu
Business › Re: Prices Of Garri, Fufu, Others Drop As Nigeria’s Food Inflation Falls by Melonsmasher: 8:02pm On Aug 15, 2024
Only in Aso Rock
Family › Re: Journalist Reacts To Photo Of Nigerian Man And His Older Oyinbo Wife by Melonsmasher: 3:53pm On Aug 15, 2024
muyico:
lucky man! he don japa bdat!
Straight away
Science/Technology › Re: Meet Electric Eel, The Fish That Generates Enough Electricity To Kill Its Prey by Melonsmasher: 3:35pm On Aug 15, 2024
Xox1945:
We have this fish in our river
And you still struggle to charge your phone? grin
Science/Technology › Re: Meet Electric Eel, The Fish That Generates Enough Electricity To Kill Its Prey by Melonsmasher: 3:33pm On Aug 15, 2024
samfrancis1:
and we'll make sure they reproduce is mass ... e don teh we we don see electricity last for me village.. if we catch this fishes hmn na to make sure to keep them till generations to come o.. nothing concernus with government again be that
Feeding them won't be a problem, there are too many bats in the area grin
Science/Technology › Re: Meet Electric Eel, The Fish That Generates Enough Electricity To Kill Its Prey by Melonsmasher: 3:02pm On Aug 15, 2024
Zonefree:
It means thousands of this fish can power about 13 local governments in Kano.

cool
We need 3 of this fish in my community
Politics › Re: House Of Reps Seeks Prison Sentence; N5m Fine For Nigerians Refusing Anthem by Melonsmasher: 8:27pm On Aug 14, 2024
Can the rogues who came up with that trash up there recite their useless anthem?
Politics › Re: Nonye Soludo Shows Off Cucumbers From Her Farm & Encourages Nigerians To Farm by Melonsmasher: 8:18pm On Aug 14, 2024
Her love for cucumbers
Business › Re: Can't Believe I Got This For A Whole 324k by Melonsmasher: 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2024
Relax soon una go get N100,000 note
Celebrities › Re: EFCC: I Did Not Petition Paul But Jude - Peter Okoye by Melonsmasher: 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2024
Celebrities › Re: EFCC: I Did Not Petition Paul But Jude - Peter Okoye by Melonsmasher: 10:39pm On Aug 12, 2024
Beyond27:
After reading I can conclude that Jude has failed these two boys
And na him wife go dey direct am
Politics › Re: Most Nigerian Leaders Should Be Behind Bars, Gallows – Obasanjo by Melonsmasher: 1:25am On Aug 11, 2024
Starting from the boss himself
Politics › Re: Nigerians Begin One-Million Man March In Abuja In Day 10 by Melonsmasher: 11:20am On Aug 10, 2024
Warrior99:
The people I dey see so reach 2k huh

Clowns 🤡
Zombie 🧟‍♂️
Politics › Re: Army Compensates Ismail Mohammed's Family With ₦300k by Melonsmasher: 7:34pm On Aug 07, 2024
Sheuns:
they even took photos
They made him hold the useless package like he won an award

Politics › Re: Nigerians Take Protests To Mansions Of Politicians by Melonsmasher: 7:25pm On Aug 07, 2024
Burn it all down
Politics › Re: Army Compensates Ismail Mohammed's Family With ₦300k by Melonsmasher: 7:12pm On Aug 07, 2024
Pootle:
life so cheap.....just 300k too bad
Even cow cost pass human life for Nigeria
Crime › Re: Two Students Who Hacked MTN Computers Granted ₦‎100 Million Bail by Melonsmasher: 11:30am On Aug 06, 2024
muyico:
we need these guyz in our efcc office, to help us hack our corrupt politician acct
You are dumb if you think the efcc is working against corrupt politicians.. They work for them, we need those guys to hack efcc rather
Politics › Re: Smoke Around NNPC's Shema As Kaduna Youths Protest, Wave Russian Flags by Melonsmasher: 1:55pm On Aug 05, 2024
gidgiddy:
If not for this protest, many of us would not have known that the influence of Russia has reached this level in the North
Them go soon wave Saudi flag join
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Has Kept Mute Despite The Recent Killings In The SE - Reno Omokri by Melonsmasher: 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2024
Omokiri seriously suffering a chronic Peter Obi syndrome
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Finally Released From Prison (Video) by Melonsmasher: 1:25pm On Aug 05, 2024
OK, let herhim join the protest asap
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Speech Failed To Address Protesters’ Demands - Falana by Melonsmasher: 7:36am On Aug 05, 2024
Na strategies we dey chop
Health › Re: Woman Slumps & Dies While Preparing Breakfast For Her Family In Port Harcourt by Melonsmasher: 6:54am On Aug 05, 2024
Warrior99:
Find out if she took COVID 19 shots Astra Zeneca etc. during the pandemic.
This is actually reasonable, in addition to the collapse economy, not everyone is in the right state of mind. Alot is going on, too many unreported flukes. And I give it to tinubu, kudos to the government, they have done a great job in making life unbearable to the people.
Politics › Re: AIT Camera Operative Covering Abuja Protest Breaks Leg While Fleeing From Police by Melonsmasher: 6:31am On Aug 05, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-KqBDV-sk?si=k7sC-iwF3v-S-CKd
POLICE BRUTALITY DURING PROTEST IS VIOLENCE
Politics › Re: Protest: Hoodlums invade Katsina Churches, Cart Away equipment by Melonsmasher: 9:49pm On Aug 04, 2024
Kobojunkieee:
Protestors are not driving around in Keke Napeps though, so why blame the protestors for what seemed an organized operation? undecided

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-KqBDV-sk?si=k7sC-iwF3v-S-CKd
Omo shocked
Politics › Re: Kano Boys Drag Out Gallon Of Oil From Army Truck During Protest by Melonsmasher: 9:44pm On Aug 04, 2024
Try this in SE you are gone with a bullet straight to your oblongata
Career › Re: Beautiful Lady Inspires Her Peers By Harvesting Periwinkles For Survival by Melonsmasher: 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2024
2special:
and you think she's perfect, that she's hardworking doesn't mean she get sense.
And if she's the type with anger issues the brother done enter 1 chance, she go dey rub am mud for mouth cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Shops Being Looted In UK As Protest Spreads by Melonsmasher: 9:37pm On Aug 04, 2024
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Our beloved saner climeS cheesy

So looting na general underwear wey every country dey wear? shocked
the world is hungry
Politics › Re: Letter From Tai Solarin About Hardship In 1983 by Melonsmasher: 8:46am On Aug 04, 2024
EyeCumInPiss:
Let's do small arithmetic:

Bag of Brown Beans in 1983
=₦200
Bag of Brown Beans in 2024
=₦100,000

So Bag of Brown Beans increased 500times in 41years

So if we continue like this, in next 41years (year 2065), price of Bag of Brown Beans will be:
500×₦100,000 =₦50m grin

Health › Re: Indian Man Who Put Long Live Eel & Lemon Into His Anus Undergoes Surgery by Melonsmasher: 8:37am On Aug 04, 2024
onatisi:
Why will a gay man put a live ell in his stomach? It doesn't add up. I am sure maybe he had some thoughts that the ell Wil eat up something in his belly or so
Nothing but a foolish gay moves, the gay man tried to upgrade his masturbation technique to a new grand level, bored and sick of constant use of cucumber 🥒 He needed something movable inside his butt to enhance his sex drive

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