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Foreign Affairs › Re: 5 Most Powerful Submarines In The World (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 10:38pm On Jun 28, 2024
Nigeria can't meet up to this class in the next 100 thousand years
Fashion › Re: Why Are Some Watches Expensive? Do They Provide Other Benefits by Melonsmasher: 10:30pm On Jun 28, 2024
descartes400:
I don't wear wrist watches! The feel of a watch on my wrist is like being handcuffed...I like my wrists free...
I check time with my phone, I really don't find wrist watches important.
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Mr Ibu (John Okafor) by Melonsmasher: 10:16pm On Jun 28, 2024
omooba05:
Ibo people and fake life.. The man they refused to assist when he was alive.. All of them will gather to come and show their fake love
Shebi na only ibo people you go call, why didn't you or any of your tribes men assist when he was alive, shebi na only ibo people dey watch him movies across the country? Dumb ass
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Mr Ibu (John Okafor) by Melonsmasher: 10:10pm On Jun 28, 2024
Nonexisting1:
There is nothing happening to them that is different from everyone else. Go to your village on a Friday and you'll probably see more than 10 ambulances carrying corpses for funeral. Rip to him.
Exactly, because they are celebrities their death news hits differently due to how people carries it about on sm, not as if they were created differently to live forever.. Mr Ibu died at the age of 63.. I lost my mom in 2022, she was 61. May her beautiful soul rest in peace.
Politics › Re: Shehu Shagari: Nigerian President's Salary In 1979 (Throwback Photo) by Melonsmasher: 9:56pm On Jun 28, 2024
TreasureJunky:
N50k in 1979 is equivalent of 50million in today's amount
Did same happen to dollars?
Family › Re: Throwback: Bubble Gum That Was Used To Lure Many Nigerian Aunties To Bed (Photo) by Melonsmasher:
Rapmoney:
How can I forget sprint? It was also popular back then.
Don't forget about TREBOR (peppermints) AND BUTTER MINTS grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido & Chioma Jet Out Of Nigeria After Their Amazing Wedding Ceremony (Video)) by Melonsmasher: 9:06am On Jun 27, 2024
Starhearts:
Madam Jennyclay will be jealousy of Chioma
Chioma is living madam Jennyclay dreams to the fullest

See where Jennyclay dey dey view the video link grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido & Chioma Jet Out Of Nigeria After Their Amazing Wedding Ceremony (Video)) by Melonsmasher: 9:02am On Jun 27, 2024
ChisomNkwocha1:
where is cubana Chief priest
you mean the chief bodyguard grin
Business › Re: Ex-Konga CEO, Nick Imudia Reportedly Commits Suicide by Melonsmasher: 7:50am On Jun 27, 2024
Damn
Politics › Re: Oppositions Should Focus Their Attacks On Apc And Leave SW Out Of It by Melonsmasher:
And leave the SE out of the whole mess, forward these attacks on yourselves for being fullish to think Tinubu will favor your region alone. You dey para now because he dey favor all of us.
Foreign Affairs › Re: More Photos From Kenya's Tax Protest That Killed 13 People by Melonsmasher: 3:17am On Jun 27, 2024
Shey na fellow human these ones dey tame like this with mad guns

Food › Re: Snake, Donkey Meats Flood Calabar Markets As High Cost Of Beef Persists by Melonsmasher: 3:08am On Jun 27, 2024
Meat na meat grin
Agriculture › Re: See Quantity Of Snails I Harvested From My Farm by Melonsmasher: 4:50pm On Jun 26, 2024
Caaz:
I see them alot slittering away big ones fah,I don't have needs for them because we forbids it...but one day I go just vex chop them.
Village superstition, you dey miss
Politics › Re: Fire Outbreak At Dangote Refinery In Lagos (Video) by Melonsmasher: 4:23pm On Jun 26, 2024
cheesy

Celebrities › Re: See Cubana Chief Priest's Reaction As Friends Spray Dollar Bills On Davido by Melonsmasher: 4:19pm On Jun 26, 2024
MissOpe:
But that's dollar currency and not naira in his hands....
That's the ones he picked from the guys spraying
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Policeman Lost His Hands After Teargas Canister Detonation by Melonsmasher: 12:09am On Jun 25, 2024
Namaster:
From his facial expression, the policeman knows comfort is NOT the only thing his wife is collecting from that guy.

grin
Could be her brother
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Excited & Dance As He Receives His Davido & Chioma Wedding Invite by Melonsmasher: 11:45pm On Jun 24, 2024
tiswell:
There are levels to these sh!t.



Victor na still baby celeb!!!
He baffles me with this sort of bullshit
Health › Re: I'm Tired Of This Athlete's Foot. Please Help! (graphic Image Attached) by Melonsmasher: 6:17am On Jun 20, 2024
TheBillyboy:
Please, experts and doctors in the house.. what can I do to finally get rid of this Athlete's foot that's been a torn in my flesh. I have done about 2 test and all the medicine the dermatologist recommended were wack.

The medicine works for the short periods I take them and then after awhile, I will notice the rashes come back again. I'm tired already.. please is there anyone with similar issues and can help on how they dealt with it.
Apply hydraulic
Crime › Re: Adekolure Idowu Glory: UNIBEN Graduate Tortured, Raped & Killed by Melonsmasher: 1:17am On Jun 18, 2024
Could be cultists
Business › Deleted by Melonsmasher(op):
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Business › Re: I Feel Embarrassed When Guys Bargain For Foodstuff In The Market by Melonsmasher: 5:50pm On Jun 17, 2024
Smh
Business › Re: See SA Security Guard Who Returned N1,4-million Left At ATM To Bank (PICS) by Melonsmasher: 5:45pm On Jun 17, 2024
virginchaser:
Year 2003 i returned 1#0,000 i saw on a table in UBA bank hall bavk to the bank.
Fear of cctv, I know it wasn't really your intention..
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Forces Withdraw From Niger by Melonsmasher: 1:59pm On Jun 17, 2024
sunshineV:
watin Dem find go there In the first place
Exactly my question.. Shey na dem get this world??
Crime › Re: Why Corruption Is Defeatable In Nigeria — EFCC Chairman, Ola Olukoyede by Melonsmasher: 1:49pm On Jun 17, 2024
Tomorrow now this one yansh go open
Romance › Re: These Pre-wedding Photos Have Got People Talking. by Melonsmasher: 1:22pm On Jun 17, 2024
No be compact discs she wear for hand so
Health › Re: Man Cries Out As He Shows Off 1000 Bags Of Water He Uses To Bathe In Lekki by Melonsmasher: 4:50am On Jun 17, 2024
FeliciaOja:
LMAO grin grin grin grin

I used to refer to Island as " Rich Man Prison"
You want to buy snacks you have to drive all the way to supermarket lol
No kiosk or Aboki in those areas

Anything you want is out of reach
So it forces you to order for anything to be delivered to your house.

One time I went to island for acting movie.
We spent 1 week shooting film
The water coming from the tap was brown in color.
Nobody wanted to touch the water
We thought the brown color came from sewage pipe. But it had no smell.

Luckily for us, there is a well inside that compunond. We had to use the well and put buckets outside whenever rain fall.

That was when I realized that all that glitters is not gold. Mainland is bae kiss
Big man big problem
Crime › Re: Names Of Fleeing Niger Inmates Released by Melonsmasher: 4:42am On Jun 17, 2024
Nahunger:
tongue
Are they running with a name tag on their chest or foreheads?
Na lie, Nigeria is a shitty country.
Crime › Re: Stanley Overmureye: Man Allegedly Murders His 6-Year-Old Daughter In Delta by Melonsmasher: 3:57am On Jun 17, 2024
Davidic1999:
Saw the video on Nigeria view, he shot her in the head, not smash
Yes and he actually raped her before blowing off her head at a close range. He didn't smash her head on the wall he shot her in the head, would have posted a screenshot here but damn it's too gory.

I wish he'd be caught and brought to me make I show am iller manner of melon smashing. This one no deserve jail at all
Sports › Re: How An Injured Eyinmba Player Was Wheeled Out Of The Field by Melonsmasher: 7:17am On Jun 15, 2024
nke001:
We set the pace.
Watch how epl, laliga, et al will copy this.

Business › Re: My Refinery Will Reduce Fuel Price In Nigeria – Dangote ( Pic ) by Melonsmasher: 7:13am On Jun 15, 2024
Same way cement price was reduced
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets FBi Director, Asher Wray, Calls For Stronger Collaboration by Melonsmasher: 6:58am On Jun 15, 2024
We are working..

Politics › Re: Wale Edun: World Bank Has Approved $2.25bn Loan For Nigeria by Melonsmasher:
APC IS WORKING

With all the money we claimed we saved from fuel subsidy removal

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