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Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter Sunday by Melonsmasher: 8:07am On Mar 31, 2024

Easter

Travel › Re: Truck Suffers Brake Failure, Crushes Woman To Death In Lagos (Graphic) by Melonsmasher: 3:32pm On Mar 26, 2024

Dongote

Sports › Re: Picture Of Mercy Akide And Asisat Oshoala In The United States. by Melonsmasher: 12:35am On Mar 26, 2024

Goodlady:
You don't ask a woman such question!

Which class or category do you actually fall in with when we mention names like Yvonne Ike, Folorunso Alakija, Hajia Bola Shagaya?

These are powerful women who doesn't depend on rich and successful men to build up to their standards

Sports › Re: Picture Of Mercy Akide And Asisat Oshoala In The United States. by Melonsmasher: 11:07pm On Mar 25, 2024

Goodlady:
The future is female. Na only women dey do Nigeria proud. If it's to go by stats, males on this site are useless!
Bunch of broke talakanier come and visit me at home futureless, hopeless, tasteless & fruitless boys. Ya mates are Dangote, Otedola and Elumelu. All.of una just broke for nairaland. Even the mods are earning N30K. Putin, APC, elupeee and PDP gay-tools too earn N30K. No rich man!
All poor like desert!
Eti yawere!

And how much do you have? What do you do for a living?

Health › Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Melonsmasher: 11:55am On Mar 25, 2024

FalseProphet1:
Prophets don't drink water anyhow, it makes us prone to mammy water attacks. 😒

Wetin dey cause this kind shit problem for prophets na the kind of food they consume after a long dry fasting

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Christianity Etc › Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by Melonsmasher: 6:51am On Mar 25, 2024

OfeAchi:
There's nothing like juju or voodoo. All are figments of imagination which lends themselves to superstitious beliefs.
If you believe in them, then give concrete evidence of their existence.

You know nothing

Romance › Re: How Relationship Use To Be, Before Phone Spoiled Everything... by Melonsmasher: 12:14am On Mar 24, 2024*

brain54:
All of these still happens na...

How will the dude get the lady's phone number without doing this?

Occasionally, but you can't do this on facebook or Instagram.. Do you?

Before na house address guys dey ask for grin

I remember back then in secondary school even our school teachers no get phone. These days you see sec boys with smart phones chatting up babes, doing selfies and visiting porn sites to masturbate. Back in the days na magazine guys dey carry masturbate grin

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Music/Radio › Re: Kcee Ft. One Republic - Ojapiano Remix (Official Video) by Melonsmasher: 12:02am On Mar 24, 2024

TriCee:
This oja thing no go ever rest for Kcee hand. He go kuku scatter the oja.

Baba the thing sef taya me o.. He done over rock the vibe sotey it's getting boring and becoming very annoying. He's denting the good vibe. Next you go hear sey he done release another Oja Piano remix featuring Davido

Romance › Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by Melonsmasher: 11:49pm On Mar 23, 2024

VinnyBaba:
Men with small PREEKs should locate those Uptight, Spiritual Deeper life or Lord chosen Girls.
Those ones will likely have tight pussies.

You lie.. Na their own open pass grin

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Health › Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Melonsmasher: 5:20pm On Mar 23, 2024

You want your womb removed so you can enjoy raw sex any day any time without bothering about getting pregnant

Celebrities › Re: Seun Kuti Reacts To A Video Of Youths ‘chilling’ At A Betting Shop In Owerri by Melonsmasher: 2:02pm On Mar 23, 2024

Olachase:
I disagree this can never happen in the region where everyone is a billionaire

They have developed the whole of Africa, it time for them to rest 😂😂

Bigot

Music/Radio › Re: Cuppy - Wale Ft. Wyclef Jean (Official Music Video) by Melonsmasher: 10:00pm On Mar 22, 2024

TechCapon:
This wale guy used to have levels before oo. He used to roll with Rick Ross way back. Now he just jumps on any kind of song

Calm down bro Wale no dey the song, it's just her song title

Besides, that wasn't even Wyclef on the song smh

Sports › Re: International Friendly: Nigeria Vs Ghana (2 - 1) On 22nd March 2024 by Melonsmasher: 5:33pm On Mar 22, 2024

Update

Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by Melonsmasher: 9:31pm On Mar 21, 2024

tuoyoojo:
I have always wondered what they tell these suicide bomber and how they would convince them to go and kill themselves

Why don't the "convincer" go and do the work

What evidence do they have about the reward you would get in the afterlife

Usually most of them are condemned for life with death as a penalty based on their religious belief, they happily accept suicide bombing as a punishment for their sin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan: Deadly Suicide Bomb At Bank In Kandahar(photos) by Melonsmasher: 9:24pm On Mar 21, 2024

Boyooosa:
Nawa o, even during fasting period

Dem no dey fast

Maybe there was fracas during fasting

NYSC › Re: Female Corps Member In Shock As Her PPA Sold Before Her Arrival (photo) by Melonsmasher: 9:00pm On Mar 21, 2024

What's the big deal

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Commended For Reconstruction Of Road, Bridge Destroyed In Civil War by Melonsmasher: 9:04pm On Mar 19, 2024

Propaganda

Politics › Re: Sowore Apologizes For Sharing Fake News About Nigeria Army Burning Villages by Melonsmasher: 7:44am On Mar 19, 2024

There are no fake news, he was obviously threatened.. And he's still pointing out that the reprisal attack by the Army should stop

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Crime › Re: Man Murders 90-year-old Grandma, Stealing N16,750 In Akwa Ibom (photo) by Melonsmasher: 10:47pm On Mar 18, 2024

Namaster:
why is the Police censoring the face of a MURDERER especially since his name is displayed.in full.

No be police censor am, na the poster

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Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Melonsmasher: 10:42pm On Mar 18, 2024

Broveens42:
If you don't end the Royal Niger company, it will end you ~ MNK

There are better ways to go about it than invading a community burning down homes, shooting and killing anyone at sight like rascals.

The Army is professionally trained to carry out a mission like this with intelligence and not act like gangsters controlled by hard drugs

Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill 50 Okuama Villagers – Fleeing Residents Say; Army Denies Claim by Melonsmasher: 9:58pm On Mar 18, 2024

What a country, army mobilizing and massacring its own innocent citizens without intensive investigations over the gruesome act commited by a group of hooligans.

Politics › Re: Okuama Killings: Soldiers Invade Igbomotoru, Bayelsa, Burn Houses, Kill 11 by Melonsmasher: 8:45pm On Mar 18, 2024

This is ruthlessly barbaric and evil. Shame on Nigeria

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Politics › Re: 5 Sectors Disrupted In Nigeria By Undersea Cable Cuts by Melonsmasher: 8:47am On Mar 18, 2024

tefishy:
can't we employ our Makoko fishermen to fix this cable

in the Atlantic Ocean offshore Cote D’Ivoire, along the coast of West Africa grin

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Politics › Re: How Nigerian Lawmakers Padded 2024 Budget With Over N53 Billion Vague Projects by Melonsmasher: 8:29am On Mar 18, 2024

Ningi this Ningi that.. They all wanted to sacrifice him for exposing the truth.
Even some blind nairaland stalwarts. Clowns

Politics › Re: Amnesty Program: Tinubu sacks Ndiomu, appoints Otuaro as new Administrator by Melonsmasher: 6:31pm On Mar 17, 2024

Sacking every now and then to no effect

Business › Re: Police Return N9.9million To Owner After It Was Mistakenly Transferred To POS by Melonsmasher: 12:02am On Mar 16, 2024

AmakaTips2:
the police man, he just made a good leader by showing example

It was a big opportunity for him and he cashed in

Crime › Re: Lady Jailed For Assaulting Lagos Official, Ignoring Pedestrian Bridge by Melonsmasher: 2:10pm On Mar 15, 2024

Okete001:
Hehehe

Omo alileko, wa keko.

She no get home training like those people from one particular region

Shebi the region wey get the name she dey answer grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Road To Wembley: UEFA Champions League Draws 2024 by Melonsmasher: 1:34pm On Mar 15, 2024

fergie001:
The Q/finals draw of the UEFA Champions League was held today, with a former winner with Chelsea FC, John Obi Mikel been the Special Guest to pick the seedings.

QF1 - Arsenal v Bayern Munich
QF2 - Atletico Madrid v Borussia Dortmund
QF3 - Real Madrid v Manchester City
QF4 - Paris St. Germain v FC Barcelona

Semi-final
QF2 v QF 3
QF1 v QF4

The final holds in Wembley on June 1, 2024.

Semi-final
QF1 v QF3
QF2 v QF4

Arsenal needing to win Bayern and then win Madrid or City to be in the final. Tough path through to get the trophy

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Crime › Re: Solar Generator Fraud. by Melonsmasher: 5:18am On Mar 15, 2024

Track UDO BLESSING EASY BUY COMPANY

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Crime › Re: Kidnapping: FCT Police, DSS Don’t Have Ordinary Tracking Devices – Wike by Melonsmasher: 5:11am On Mar 15, 2024

BIG SHAME ON YOU

Crime › Re: 2 Killed, Property Burnt As Niger Communities Clash Over Woman by Melonsmasher: 7:57am On Mar 14, 2024

EmmyMaestro:
Women have been causing wars since ancient times, just ask the Trojans

Family › Re: Abandoned Baby Found At Ekiti Government House Gate by Melonsmasher: 3:25am On Mar 13, 2024

MrCover:
Mr Cover Is Back Again With Terrible Sad News

Go and sit down

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