₦airaland Forum

Let them close their yeye portal, we have gone beyond that.

Buhari has better talk sense this morning, or else he will book an hurried flight to his Niger hiding house when the nation burns under him.

StrongAlphMale:
That's right. Obi is the incoming president of Nigeria come Feb 25

In your dreams.

All of dem be thieves.

#Let us divide the nation.

So says an unrepentant old thief, who wants to be given the cash safe keys again for him to resume his thievery career.

Taah! go away Mr. Thief.

useni1:
n9 abject poverty do the maths yourself. Less even bring it down to the worse. 100naira garri and 100 naira groundnut plus 20 naira sugar. That's 220 naira for one person. Times thrice a day is 660 times by four household is 2640. Then times 30 days in a month is 79,200. Make una stop all these rubbish talk for here. All Nigerian household bring in 200k a month. 80% of Nigerians even eat four to five times a day. Nobody is poor in Nigeria. There is no poverty anywhere

Okay, so all of us are rich. Including the almajiris on the streets of Katshina, and the beggars soliciting for alms in different Sabo communities across Nigeria, and the man selling gala on the expressway, and the agberos sleeping under the bridges, and the drunkards and addicts on the streets begging for money to satisfy their addiction, and the mamas and papas abandoned by their children in the villages because they have no means to take care of them: all of them are rich?

Man, I hear you. You have extraordinary vision, you are certainly living in a world different from the one I'm in, and I won't like to follow you there.
So goodbye sir.

EnterpriseMan:
What are you saying Chelsea are winning the league

Chelsea ti lule (don cast) for this year. Maybe next next year.

I pray Arsenal wins.

Arsenal lo kan (it is Arsenal turn to win the EPL Cup.

useni1:
nobody live on that. Even garri and groundnut thrice a day is over 1k. Who eats garri and groundnut three times a day in Nigeria? People who earn 40k monthly make double of that with side hustle. No Nigerian family of four live on 100k a month. Even drinking garri and groundnut everyday for a family of four is almost 100k a month. Make una dey use una sense. Every Nigerian household bring in over 180k monthly. Common sense self suppose let even the dumbest person know

It seems you are living in a Nigeria of your own dreamland. You can't be living in Nigeria, seeing the abject poverty everywhere and be writing the drivel you analysed up there. Unless you are being deliberately mischievous, and if that is so, then you are very heartless.

Redhot0007:
Advice To Igbos
Please do not participate in their protest wherever you are across Nigeria. Comply to whatever rule of CBN. Do not allow any protest in alaigbo. Remove yourself from anywhere there's protest. Be guided. Use your sense.

The one that happened at Enugu, why did you not go there to stop it? You would have come home in rags.

Don't they know Emefiele's house in Agbor to register their grievances there?

gimakon:
Me hate the Yorubas? I am correcting you on the silly behavior you put up as a human being towards the Igbo race. Avoidantly, without any doubt, you cannot read. To add to the miscreant behavior , you even lie , na wa o. Untop the lies and cannot read, you like to make something which is not your business your business. Unfortunately, I no get time for you than to let you wallow in your squalor.

If at all you read what i sent, you would see where I said, yorubas denigrate a tribe for no reasons, Igbos do not have time for that, and yes, I am Igbo, i am Hardworking and money minded, owing my own business would cost money to do so, not bringing hate for a tribe. You yorubas only know tribe and nothing else, I know money and money knows me. I am a proud US Engineer , baba nack head for wall. You no get point.

If you expect me not to say and show the goodness of GOD in my life, just to agree with the nonsense you write, you should probably think again, I no know u before , and people like you who do not appreciate good things are not worth knowing.

Look who is talking of Tribal Bile. Yorubas who hate Igbos for no reason talks of Tribal bile. Get a Life abeg.

"I am a proud US Engineer , baba nack head for wall. You no get point."

Oga Proud US Engineer, the only Nigerian Engineer in the US, greater than Bill Gates and Elon Musk, I hail you Igwe, your imbecilic chest beating is highly acknowledged.

Equally, your open (not veiled) hatred of the Yoruba race is also highly recognised, well done sir. Well, we are not surprised, Igbo hatred of the Yorubas (or any other tribes) is an ingrained or genetical thing. We have all accepted that, it cannot be changed. But you said I lied in my rejoinder to you, but where I lied, you failed to tell me. So point it to me, and let me reply your rant once again.

gimakon:
Forget that thing oga. Benchmark of ritualistic tendencies and internet Fraud is not left out in the yoruba race as well as thuggery, thievery (1 million boys is an example) , but for several reasons, no reasonable person marks you with it, except here on nairaland, tracebacks , it started with the yorubas, now everyone sees it as a normal thing. Una be problem of Nigeria true true, not just Nigeria, West africa as a whole. If you guys can sell Benin Republic people way be una cousins to slave trade , wetin again remain?

You guys are very snitchy, segregatory, and tribalistic. Extent you even inculcate lies into it to make it sweet. Me being an exception does not count, Likewise me, there are several other igbos out there who do decent things with their time. Same as yorubas. You are just here on nairaland to denigrate tribes, Now you have done, Show your account balance if it added billions to your account. You are still in the level it left you.

You should use your head oga. You pass this nonsense you day do. North go use una shine, you go come day raise shoulder for igbos way no even get una time.

"Now you have done, Show your account balance if it added billions to your account. You are still in the level it left you."

So it is all for the money, that's what an Igboman is known for, anything for the bragging right of claiming to be a billionaire. Even if it involves trading in destiny destroying drug business. As long as you can point to your mansion in the village, saying Na me build am. Forgetting that when death come, you will not carry the mansion to heaven. Go and ask Eze-ego, he will tell you say All na vanity.

As for the Yorubas, everybody has a right to choose his or her political office holder without being crucified. The silly woman, Iyabo Ojo, is a renowned Yoruba actress cum high class prostitute, supporting your Igbo candidate. Likewise many popular Yoruba people are supporting your candidate (e.g. Adebanjo), and we are not killing them. Even the boy, Alimi, that stood in front of your candidate convoy in Lagos was a Yoruba boy, and we have not killed him.

So Oga American Engineer stop hating on the Yorubas. Politics is not a do or die affair, support your man, while I support mine. Nairaland is a tribal vituperative platform, good only for tribal battle, so enjoy the cruise while on it and leave your tribal bile at home, or plain ignore it.

As for Iyabo Ojo, she is a shameless courtesan (high class prostitute), selling her services to the highest bidder.

Her current client is an Igboman (after her pastor Suleiman debacle), so she is protecting her daily bread, and can not be taken serious.

gimakon:
Baba zip it biko

https://www.nairaland.com/5927166/three-igbo-colonels-highest-ranked

Na igbos , them be Senior Colonels in US Army.
I day work for a US Hospital remotely from Nigeria directly , i day build their software (Senior Fullstack Engineer with 9+ years of Experience), I get paid biweekly in USD, i do not do fraud. stop generalizing nonsense. Your hate for Igbo tribe go drown you jaggedly.

Yeye dey smell.

Because you are an exception doesn't mean that your Igbo kinsmen are not notable hard drugs couriers and retailers across Asia and Africa.

So stop pulling the wool over your eyes and acknowledge the truth.

BatlanSkinCare:
I am into an abusive relationship with MTN. It's no longer MTN "network". Their name should now be MTN "basketwork".

They drain data and frustrate you.

A new law is in town against an abusive and deceitful partner.

Sue MTN for cheating on you

zekepio31:
NL is so biased towards APC and PDP...Great move from OBidients

Then what are you still doing on Nairaland? Bros, just relocate.

shortgun:
A Ghanian preacher once said

"if everybody is normal in Nigeria there shouldn't be any election, they should just make Peter Obi president "

If everybody is normal in Ghana, why should a Ghanaian preacher, who should be preaching Christ, be preaching Nigeria matters?

onuman:
Oduduwa Nation agitators secretely sponsored by Tinubu to blackmail Arewa to hand power over to him after president Buhari.

Oduduwa Republic flags were waved by supporters of Bola Tinubu as he spoke in London's Chatham House the last time.
Sunday Igboho, the leader of Oduduwa Nation agitators had severally declared that Tinubu is his mentor.
All the IGP needs to do is deploy an armada of policemen on the streets of the southwest during the presidential election day.

If the IGP is to deploy an armada of policemen on the SW streets, where we are not yet killing ourselves, policemen, soldiers or INEC staffs, during the elections, what do you suggest government should deploy to your South East, where the violence has gathered storm? An armada of navy, aircrafts and soldiers to destroy all?

Period007:
This is the APC pastor that petitioned CAN of receiving 2B naira donation

We don't know Him, so you may be lying. Besides those are two people wearing two different clothes at the same rally, how?

Fulanipussy:
It seems you all share the same blunt with the demented druggie....
Let me remind you the progression of your stance since Obi defected to LP

1. That's the end of Obi, he can't do anything without PDP.

2. He's just a social media candidate nobody knows him even in his Anambra state.

3. He can't even win a single PU anywhere outside
Anambra state.

4. He doesn't have structure, they're just four people tweeting in a room.

Few months later...

5. He can only win in the east.

6. He can't campaign in the north.

7. Nobody will endorse him.

Few months later...

8. He can only win SS/SE.

9. He can't get more enough agents to cover the entire nation.

10. He'll drop out latest by December.

Now.....

11. He can't get the necessary 25% in 1/3 of the states.

12. He can't win an election.

13. He's never built a party

14. He doesn't have ideology


Fa fa fa...... Faaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!


Empty barrels making noise and creating excuses for their unavoidable failures.

It is too early for you to gloat about Peter Obi's winning streak.

February 25th is around the corner, if he wins Anambra, Ebonyi and Imo with any clear majority, not to talk of other regions in Nigeria, it is then you are allowed to climb the rooftop and sing the victory hymn you typed up there.

Until then go under fasting and prayers for your candidate that he may win even SE itself so as not to put you to shame.

That's a penalty for sure for Chelsea.

Kepa is not the best keeper for Chelsea.

He believes too much in himself, and therefore liable always to avoidable mistakes.

It's only Reece James that has been impressive so far.

baralatie:
Removed mudryk,madueke and currucella and brought in ziyech,chiwell and mount

Good decision.

Naira20:
Comrade, it's like you don't know NL?They did everything in the last 8months to gag OBIdients but they failed.

2 weeks more.
A New Nigeria will be birthed

Believe this, you will believe anything.

davidtemi:
Ha ! Dreaming suddenly
Top 4 ko
Newcastle and Tottenham dey sleep nah

It will happen, and like Broda Shaggi will say, e go shock you.

1:1. By Emerson.

Game still on. Going to be an exciting match. Chelsea to win.

Angelfrost:
Chelsea is running away with this one...!

Chelsea is either properly back in form or Hammers have shockingly depreciated!

I will go with all of the above!... Top 4 might yet happen for Blues!

Top 4 all the way!

Chelsea in fine form today. This new Chelsea line up is exciting, young bloods everywhere, raring to score. Now there is still hope for the team to make great impact this season.

G00DHardDick:
This is exactly why Men are the prize.

The woman in the story knows better and decided not to divorced the man hence na she go lose if she try am. When a woman cheats, she should get ready to cater for herself by herself, provide her shelter, feed herself, pay her bills and do everything herself.

A man and a woman can never be the same. Of course men are the prize to be won. You girls need to go extra Miles to please us otherwise we'll look elsewhere. Men are the Golden prize to be won

Only in Nigeria.

In America and Europe, women rules in marital matters.

OyeofIkoTuN:
Oga just act like you agree ooo....e dey pain but 2 can play that game..

Let her feel comfortable bringing the kids to your new location,wait it out 6 months,play the fool...e dey pain but no worry, 10 months keep playing the fool..Let her keep bringing your kids for weekends and vacations.. after the 11th month, you should have everything ready for the kids to be in Nigeria.....After you have japa to naija with the kids...Let me see how she wanna do the magic

If he japa to Nigeria, it will amount to a downgrade in standard of life for the man and his children. And I am sure that his children will curse him if he tried that. His best bet is to change his ways of life, and mend his relationship with his wife. In America and Europe, women rules.

b0rn2fuck:
God don catch my ex Ibadan girlfriend

Wetin she do you?

Love this writer, also citing the difference between a musician and a singer

SEUN KUTI ON STAGE AT LEKKI

He was barely 9 !

Read what a writer wrote about SEUN KUTI:

It is highly hilarious if you want to diss Seun Kuti, and you say he's an unknown artiste, who has not achieved anything except living on his father's name and that he's not a successful musician.

First, please I am not dabbling into the political matter that caused the fracas between Seun and Peter of P-Square...their politics is non of my business. My grouse is about the fact that Seun's standing as a musician is being questioned.

When it comes to naming real musicians in Nigeria. Please, follow me carefully and note my choice of words...I said Musician! When you talk of musicians in Nigeria today, Seun's name would be in the first 3, and they are not up to 8.

Again, I repeat, I said musician. I did not say singers. Anyone can sing, but not everyone can be a musician. Seun did not only play music, he studied music at the Liverpool Institute of Performing Arts. He's a "companion" of LIPA. He's a multi-instrumentalist and sound technologist. He's versatile in Saxophone and Piano and a prolific music writer, composer and producer.

Now, talk of any iconic music venue all over the world, Seun has performed there with the band he inherited from his father, Fela. I don't think some people know what it takes for a young man in his 20s to start to lead a band full of men all over 50 and even into their 60s & 70s. This is at least a 25 man band that has performed with Seun in every continent of the world and in world's major music festivals.

Just last week, I was watching Seun and the Egypt 80 band's performance at the Nobel Prize Award in Oslo, Norway in 2008 to a predominantly white audience. Singers don't get invited to perform at such iconic international ceremony. It must be a musician who knows his onions and his musicianship is top notch.

Please, don't because of petty politics throw one of Nigeria's best export into the mud. Egbe isu koniyan....

I don't agree with Seun's politics and his approach as it concerns how we salvage Nigeria, but I will not agree his art and his craft to be rubbished based on cancel culture induced by unnecessary online political fisticuffs.

Kay Lord