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BusinessRe: Customers Fighting Inside Banking Hall (Video) by membranus: 9:43pm On Feb 02, 2023
caesymore:
See what this evil party has turned Nigerians into Beasts.

May anyone that wishes to vote back this evil Men never benefit anything good in this life and next.

These Thugs quoting me up and down grin

I ain't here to fight you Niggas, a better Nigeria is all I wish for.

And from my stand point and that of millions of Nigerians, nothing good can come out from this evil party that has impoverished Nigerians in every sphere of existence.

If it pleases you to continue suffering and smiling over the little unconstitutional favors you might ever have or will ever get from their evil deeds then you deserve the greatest pity as you are dumb to know you deserve more.

My second wish is that the progress of your entire generation will be same as APC has brought to Nigerians. wink
See what EMEFIELE has brought to Nigeria because of greed and hunger for power.

We have had many regimes of currency changes in Nigeria, all of which have gone smoothly with no disruption to economic activities in the country. It reached the turn of Mr. EMEFIELE, and everything has become topsy-turvy, with chaos everywhere.

Thank God, his term will end in the next 3 months, when we will all say good riddance to bad rubbish.
FamilyRe: Why Is It That After Marriage Couples No Longer Find Themselves Attractive? by membranus: 4:42pm On Feb 02, 2023
BRATISLAVA:
I guess. It's the same reason they are happy to post AI generated images of women, but are terrified to and dare not post that of AI generated men.

Right now, marriages are crashing left and right and center, because the women get unattractive once married. People who look like lizards in jackets saying so.
"Lizards in jackets" keh? Wetin we do you?

Dis one na real see finis for we men.

Whatever ting we do you, mek you forgive us.
PoliticsRe: 'Tinubu Will Outsmart Cabals Again, Weep Not’ – Adeyanju Tells El-Rufai by membranus: 12:02pm On Feb 02, 2023
FalseProphet1:
Deji wants to eat Tinubu's money, it's obvious that he's broke. Let me break it down for them so that they'll know the reality of tinubu's situation.

Tinubu's supporters have spent all their time online attacking the Igbos, the SE and the SS traditionally vote in one direction. So it's safe to say that tinubu wouldn't win a single state in the SE and SS.

The core North which is NE and NW, are already aligning towards Atiku. And with Kwankwaso still in the race, Tinubu may not win a single state in those 2 zones.

Obviously tinubu would dominate the SW minus Lagos. If the Nigerian army keeps raiding hoodlums hideouts and arresting them, Tinubu would come 3rd in his own Lagos, cos there would be no one to intimidate voters and people would vote peacefully.

Other SW states would be heavily contested because LP, and PDP would give him a run for his money. So even if he wins there the margin would be very tight.

Tinubu would win some states in the NC, like kwara, kogi...so tell me how's he's going to be president with less than 6 states in his pocket with a very tight margin?

If Tinubu's online supporters had spent their time uniting the whole south, he would have had a fighting chance, but no, every opportunity they get on Facebook, Nairaland, Twitter, they use it to attack Igbos, it's Igbos that's their problem. It's flat head, ipob criminals, pigs...oya carry your insults and put tinubu in aso rock na.

I'm an obedient but I would be ok if Atiku wins than tinubu cos I voted for Atiku in 2019.

This I have seen.
In line with your monicker, you are prophetically and theoretically a loose cannon with no iota of credibility.

February 25th is around the corner, hope you will the courage to still spill out your innanities on NL after your candidate must have fall yakata on the ground.
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso: Some Presidential Candidates, Party Members Have Banks (Video) by membranus: 11:46am On Feb 02, 2023
Hendrixky:
Emifiele is the smartest man on earth
Emefiele is the biggest dunce Igboland has ever produced, and a puppy slave to his Fulani master, Mamman Daura.

Whatever Daura says is what he does because of greed. Sanusi and Soludo were far, far better than in him in terms of integrity, credibility, courage and intellectual capacity.

Thank God that in another 3 months he will be gone with his slave masters, Buhari and Daura, and we will all say good riddance to bad rubbish.
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Distributes Old Naira Notes To Passengers On Borno Highway by membranus: 11:01am On Feb 01, 2023
Aboguede:
Make ipob share money oh, am on the road waiting shocked









Me just imagining how a lorry full of old naira notes will fall on the road near me and me using everything available to pack the cash shocked

I really need big money now kiss
You better run comot for the road mek ESN no come grab you go forest, and add to your problem.
SportsRe: Enzo Fernandez Undergoing Medical Ahead Of Record Move To Chelsea by membranus: 6:10am On Feb 01, 2023
Uddeze1:
anywhere you see chelsea fans, bill them, they have money. geez
Me I be Chelsea fan, I no get shishi, you wanna lend me some?
PoliticsRe: PDP Sokoto Rally: Deji Adeyanju Accuses North Of Defrauding Tinubu (Pictures) by membranus: 6:05am On Feb 01, 2023
adecz:
The religious gaffs of Tinubu alone
has made it clear to the Muslim North
that Tinubu is a pagan who claims island
for political convenience and just goes
to Mecca as a tourist for sightseeing.😕😕😕


His inability to recite the basic verses
of an every day Muslim declaration is
equivalent to a Christian candidate who
can't recite the Lord's Prayer.😁😁😁


Igbos, South-South, some SW states will vote Atiku. Abuja and over 50% of northern
States will vote Atiku.
If Igbos and SS vote Atiku, so what will now happen to their beloved candidate Mr. P. Obi, who is running around the country canvassing for votes?
PoliticsRe: PDP Sokoto Rally: Deji Adeyanju Accuses North Of Defrauding Tinubu (Pictures) by membranus: 6:01am On Feb 01, 2023
Like my young Tik-toker generation will say:


Whatever!
PoliticsRe: How Atiku's Convoy Got Stranded In Zamfara Gridlock (Video) by membranus: 8:28pm On Jan 30, 2023
boocheey:
TBH na North go rule again.
Make we nor just decieve ourselves Northerners wise but we dey see them as mumu
The Northerners votes alone cannot gain them the presidency according to Nigeria constitution. And even PDP cannot win all the Northerners' votes as APC has more political presence there than them. And SW is tightly held by APC, while SE and SS is divided between LP and PDP, but more in favour of LP.

So how is a Northerner going to rule again?
PoliticsRe: APC & Labour Party: "Same Scam Different Era" - Omoyele Sowore by membranus: 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2023
Emola12:
limelight kee u there thunder fire that your mouth,,,,, fuel is now 1200 per litter in kiribo now no light no borehole so what are you talking about mumu
Thunder fire your own bastard and uncouth mouth too iwo omo alaileko yi.

Abi wo fe je ayelala pa e, iwo ohinwi yi?

So it is Sowore that is now ruling you and therefore causing you to buy fuel at N1,200? Olodo. Stupid man.
PoliticsRe: APC & Labour Party: "Same Scam Different Era" - Omoyele Sowore by membranus: 2:02am On Jan 30, 2023
Emola12:
I regret that I and sowore cme from the same town buh I will never give up My vote is for PETER GEORGRY OBI
You are not the first person to betray a brother, and you won't be the last.

So don't brag about it.

But only remember that it is Sowore that brought your Kiribo village to limelight, so you should be grateful to him.
PoliticsRe: CBN Extends Deadline For Old Naira Notes To February 10 by membranus: 1:38pm On Jan 29, 2023
BabaO2:
This CBN governor is the worst in history.
His technical and management skills are just too poor to be CBN governor. He talks as a bush man too often on national issue.
Same way he spoke during aboki fx saga as a frustrated one man business CEO. His feb 10 deadline is not cast on the rock like his so passionate previous jan 31 deadline. He will still be usurped again, and probably at that time, he will be thrown out alltogether with his incompetency.
He is the worst CBN chief the country has ever produced.

Shamelessly corrupt, and always ready to sell his conscience to please the people in government. Every negative economic, fiduciary and fiscal policy is right in his eyes as long as it increases his own wealth.
PoliticsRe: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by membranus: 12:30pm On Jan 29, 2023
http:///29cdfb85230129en_ng?link=1&client=news

https://punchng.com/breaking-cbn-extends-old-naira-deadline-till-february-10/

Now extended for another 10 days, and more days thereafter.

Emefiele and Buhari have disappointed you again.

What will you do about this?
Christianity EtcRe: You Romance And Kiss People On Movie Set - Mike Bamiloye by membranus: 12:21pm On Jan 29, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
Ramsey Noah must hear this





Ordinary 2k no dey my
account 😌😌 a whole
leader of
tomorrow 😂
Wait for your time, you are too much in a hurry, your leadership day is coming soon. That is when Atiku the thief, Tinubu the thief and Obi the thief have finished their terms.
PoliticsRe: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by membranus: 10:22am On Jan 29, 2023
charles009:
It is time for businesses to evolve...Allign or go home and sleep. There is no morality in business. The wise ones are looking for POS machines to simplify their payments. You thought pattern belongs to 18BC
How many POS do you have in your house, your business place, or even in your streets to transact day to day businesses?

This is Nigeria, a third world rat poor country in case you don't know.
PoliticsRe: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by membranus: 10:17am On Jan 29, 2023
Believeintruth:
Oga we are saying the same thing but in different angles how is he going to mobilize for vote buying?
In case you don't know, the bank directors of the banks he use have already deliver lorry loads of the new currencies to his house, before you even saw a single note of the currencies.
PoliticsRe: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by membranus: 10:13am On Jan 29, 2023
charles009:
A banker makes 10M bla bla.what power does a bank manager have. Do you know banks are regulated and monitored internally and externally. Beer parlor argument..

This is a welcome development...In Buharis mandate I stand.
Are you no more standing on Obi's mandate?
PoliticsRe: Currency Redesign: To Extend The Deadline Will Defeat The Aim by membranus: 10:11am On Jan 29, 2023
kingsways:
If your cash is safely in your account, you can use POS or bank transfer to pay your bills. You don't need to rush to get the new money
When you go to buy pepper and tomatoes and bread and ponmo and fish and rice and stew and puff puff and garri and kulikuli and suya today, try using your bank transfer to buy them. It is then you will see how stupid your advice above sounds.
PoliticsRe: Delta Assembly Approves ₦‎100 Billion Loan For Okowa by membranus:
Delta State has always been an amiable cash cow for government functionaries since its creation. And until they milk it to death, they will not cease their evil misdeeds.

Another needless loan has again been approved for the governor and his greedy cronies to loot, or to finance an already lost presidential election. This is a great tragedy for the stupefied masses of the state.
PoliticsRe: PDP: Tinubu Handlers Need To Go Back To School by membranus: 8:50am On Jan 29, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
No be lie
Wetin no be lie?
PoliticsRe: Kanu’s Family Warns Against Burning Of Govt Properties In Southeast by membranus: 8:45am On Jan 29, 2023
od501:
Una IQ for this part of the world should be reviewed. Nigerians are the dumbest people I have ever met in all my travels!! Wtf!!

No wonder the government will have the audacity to chunk out any rubbish on the media cos they know you wil still consume and digest it nevertheless.

Tomorrow, they will still tell you that snake swollowed 1 billion, and people you will believe! It's a pity really, it is. Keep reading rubbish, "ESN is burning government properties and enforcing sit at home,..," wtf 😅😅

I know you don't want to know, but I will tell you this for free, Ekpa is not IPOB, and has never been a member of IPOB. And please stop reading the lies by government media, if you can, make calls instead before you embarrass yourself in public 🤣
The joke is on you, the truth is out there in the open that IPOB is ESN, ESN is IPOB.

Your deceptive denial cannot detract from the truth that the Igbo nation are holding the tiger by the tail in supporting the atrocities of the ESN, and when it turned back to devour them (as it is already doing), they should, without complaint, live with the monster they create.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Yesufu: There Are APC, PDP Supporters Who Prefer Obi For Presidency by membranus: 8:22am On Jan 29, 2023
An Igbo woman supporting an Igbo man for presidency is nothing new or exceptional. That's what is expected in a tribalism prone Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Kanu’s Family Warns Against Burning Of Govt Properties In Southeast by membranus: 6:40am On Jan 29, 2023
od501:
Just imagine the embassment you just wrote here. Unless you have not been Nigeria for the past 5 years, the Police and the military have been killing these people for just protesting with placards and flags.

The major massacres happened in 2014, and 2017. Go make your findings. And mind you no Biafran agitator has ever raised a weopon to kill their own, they are not that stupid.

I urge you to make your findings outside the rubbish they write on newspapers before making comments on Biafran agitation.
Unless you too have not been in Nigeria in the past 5 years, that is the only reason you will believe in the rebuttal you wrote above.

Who formed ESN? IPOB.

Who gave order for Sit at Home? IPOB through MNK and Simon Ekpa.

Who gave order that there should not be election in the SE? IPOB through Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa.

Who are the ESN killing for alleged disobedience of the Sit at Home order? Their fellow Igbo tribesmen across Igboland.

Which govt institutions are the ESN burning and destroying? INEC offices and Police stations buildings and properties manned by their fellow Igbo tribesmen across Igboland.
PoliticsRe: Sheikh Bello Yabo Mocks Buhari, Says Katsina Residents ‘stoned The Satan’ by membranus: 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2023
bjdon:
Dear Sheik,

Thank you for your application to join the Wailing Wailers Association of Nigeria. Iam sorry to inform you that our association has now disbanded, and our members have migrated to the Peter Obi campaign org. I've taken the liberty of sending you an Obidiant application form.
Kind Regards
We are of the opinion that the "obidients" are the ones wailing the most.
PoliticsRe: I Am Voting For Peter Obi - Frank Edoho Replies Fan by membranus: 1:31pm On Jan 28, 2023
Gucciblog:
Rochas, Orji Uzor Kalu, Umahi, Hope Uzodinma are Igbo politicians and Governors.

How many Governors from South West are supporting Peter Obi despite being their brother?
The Igbo Governors you mentioned are supporting Tinubu because they are in his APC party. How many Yoruba Governors are in LP?

That aptly answer your question.
BusinessRe: The New 200 Naira Note Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Currency Note by membranus: 11:32am On Jan 28, 2023
teemonk:
You guys just don't get it. Our new currency notes are monochrome colour and as such the cost of producing them has been drastically reduced. That was the real intents on the redesign. It cost more to print a multicolour note so, in it's bid to cut down cost, the redesign happened.
Appreciate the effort and move on.
There is nothing to appreciate in Nigeria. The country with its new currencies is depressing.
BusinessRe: The New 200 Naira Note Is The Most Beautiful Nigerian Currency Note by membranus: 11:27am On Jan 28, 2023
LocalStandard1:
If you go through my posts you will discover my party and ideological affiliations. Trust me when I tell you I've made this post from a neutral ground.

Beauty does not only lie in over doing things, the most beautiful things are the simple ones. Appreciate the Nigerian currency, tell me your best looking one, the sophistication.

You dug up pictures of over designed and in many cases meaningless designed currencies, but even so this is not a currency by country comparison thread but Nigerian own currencies.
All the currencies look shabby and cannot endure long usage. There is no single beauty in anyone of them. Just within a month of usage, many of the circulating new currencies look like overused ashawos.
PoliticsRe: One Year Old Fuel Queues In Abuja Disappearing - Deji Adeyanju Praise Tinubu by membranus:
Asgard13:
Yoruba tufaced IDibia diplomatic sophisticated politics might work under Gej.. because they north needed them for power …

But not when the north needed power from them…

Abiola did same ..
Awowlwo did same ..
Tinubu is doing same ..

Obasanjo succceded as a nationalist.. they rest were all tribal Yoruba lords ..

That the different ..

Can a slave ever be smarter than his master and still in chains ?

Now answer that..

Yoruba can only sell their fellow southerners politically.. never happened with the north

Now go and sleep..

Copy to Deji too.


Power to the people
North 2023

Atiku no get Opposition


Yoruba must prepare for a massive protest .. why power no come south and must wail to flood lagoon and ocean ..

For oduduwA can’t stop what’s coming ..

Every dog has its day.. Yoruba already have theirs ..
You are too much in a hurry to conclude so wrongly.

February 25 is just around the corner, wait till then, and your Yoruba baiting may be much more sweet to you. But now you may end up wiping your face in your Nairaland vomits when your prediction fails you.
AgricultureRe: Most Ladies Nowadays have stopped doing this. by membranus: 5:24pm On Jan 26, 2023
Malory:
This one na eye service.
Yes, photo-op.
PoliticsRe: Alleged Sabotage: Sagay Backs Tinubu, Says Somebody Is Playing Underhand Game by membranus: 12:33pm On Jan 26, 2023
Buhari is working underground to bring his kinsman Atiku to power by playing tricks to scuttle Tinubu's ambition.

However Tinubu also deserves this by silently supporting Buhari's bad economic decisions which have now brought this country to its knees.
PoliticsRe: I’ll Make Fuel N100 In Six Months If Elected – ZLP Pres. Candidate Dan Nwanyanwu by membranus: 7:02am On Jan 26, 2023
Yinmu.

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