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Celebrities / Re: Just The Two Of Us- JJC Says As He Shares Cute Photo With Funke Akindele by Memesticmeme: 7:15am On Nov 13, 2016
Comment....#pending
Politics / Re: 2019: Adamawa Government Reveals Atiku's Presidential Ambition by Memesticmeme: 7:10am On Nov 13, 2016
Ok
Romance / Re: Nigerian Gay Bisi Alimi's Wears Agbada At His Wedding Like A Normal Groom by Memesticmeme: 3:26pm On Nov 06, 2016
When there are numerous girls around the world this mofos will be shorting the ration of girls. they reduce the probability of marriage of the common girl. Anyway is not kuku my bizness

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Romance / Why Do You Cheat In A Relationship? (here's My Reason) by Memesticmeme: 12:58pm On Nov 06, 2016
Straight to the point jare...

1. I cheat mainly cos I enjoy it. I just find fun in it although when I rt married things are so gon change.

2. I feel like a bad guy around my friends and trust me I love that feeling.

3. I am still young and I understand that no serious relationship happens between the age of 15-22 (got that from an OAP who host night shows about love and romance)

4. After series of heartbreaks realised that having a spare would make the pain go away easily.

Most of y'all will condemn this saying it's childish, but even though gaan idgaf

For those of us on the other side share your thoughts jawe. kiss tongue
Romance / Re: What Is The Highest Amount You Have Given To Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend? by Memesticmeme: 12:47pm On Nov 06, 2016
#1000... I know some people will want to say ayam stingy
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Seyi Law's Baby Dedication by Memesticmeme: 12:41pm On Nov 06, 2016
Lemme park for tins
Celebrities / Re: Davido Show Of His New Cars In These Photo by Memesticmeme: 10:34pm On Sep 30, 2016
I have a car that is worth 6 of those cars combined...in future tho grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Traditional Wedding Of Adekola Jethro Oyekanmi (Pictures) by Memesticmeme: 6:05am On Sep 30, 2016
I will have to park... I have a feeling this bus is going to fp
Celebrities / Re: Traditional Wedding Of Adekola Jethro Oyekanmi (Pictures) by Memesticmeme: 6:05am On Sep 30, 2016
I will to park... I have a feeling this bus is going to fp
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Troubles: She's Quarrelsome (screenshots) by Memesticmeme: 11:50pm On Sep 29, 2016
[quote author=ammyluv2002 post=49787378]What? U deserve better flogging undecided undecided[/quote]



cry cry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed sad sad shocked
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Troubles: She's Quarrelsome (screenshots) by Memesticmeme: 11:45pm On Sep 29, 2016
ammyluv2002:
After 2 years plus you still haven't told her your other names? Bros, weldone ooh! shocked shocked

Nope... I forgot hers
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Troubles: She's Quarrelsome (screenshots) by Memesticmeme: 11:41pm On Sep 29, 2016
Last piece.... I don't think I quite got the arrangements well pardon me

Romance / Re: Girlfriend Troubles: She's Quarrelsome (screenshots) by Memesticmeme: 11:39pm On Sep 29, 2016
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Romance / Girlfriend Troubles: She's Quarrelsome (screenshots) by Memesticmeme: 11:32pm On Sep 29, 2016
My longest relationship ever (lol 2 years plus) she's caring, well mannered, humble and shy grin grin but she's quarrelsome and I don't know what to do. Love her tho but I'm the type who loves with his brain before the heart gets involved (if you know what I mean wink wink ).

So this happened tonight after a little brouhaha last night.

President lalasticlala and my honourable mods please approve this my executive relationship bill... let it sit with the elders up there

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Autos / Re: 2014 Registered Ford Fussion Titanium by Memesticmeme: 5:51am On Sep 22, 2016
Price range pls...
Politics / Re: See This Hilarious Pics That Explains The Current Recession In Nigeria by Memesticmeme: 5:42am On Sep 22, 2016
grin grin grin grin Oya let us pray....father.... Change this change...

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Family / Test Of Parenting Skills: What Would You Do by Memesticmeme: 5:36am On Sep 22, 2016
“Your 16 year old daughter in high school is going back to a boarding school after the christmas break.“As a good mother you saw her off to the bus station and left after she had boarded the bus. After 3 hours you were told that the bus she boarded had an accident and no one survived.“As you are going crazy making arrangement to verify her death, you received a call from your daughter saying “mum I wasn’t on that bus ooo my boyfriend insisted I spend a day in his house before I go to school”“What will you do as a parent?“How would you react?“Let’s have your contribution on the story.


Cc: lalasticlala and mods
Travel / Re: See Waterfall Restaurant In Philippines by Memesticmeme: 9:58pm On Sep 16, 2016
Lemme buy land first. Ayam coming
Nairaland / General / When Stephen Attempted To Leave The Friendzone (funny screenshot) by Memesticmeme: 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2016
What is it with girls and friendzone set? How can you just destroy someone's life all in the name of "you are like a brother to me?" *In adekunle gold's voice*... I no be your friend ooooo, I no be your brother ooooo, ma lo friendzone mi ooooo*

Education / Re: Screenshot: Unilorin Student Differs Admission (faithfulness Or Stupidity) by Memesticmeme: 8:21pm On Sep 10, 2016
sathel:
am sure this news is so fake...but IF it's true then Religion is overhyped...can u imagine...diz guy is a big fool..remember"All have sinned and come short of his glory" ....some people sha.can't talk much undecided

Lol. I'm an alumni of the institute and I got the news from a reliable source. It's as true as a Buhari's lies
Education / Screenshot: Unilorin Student Differs Admission (faithfulness Or Stupidity) by Memesticmeme: 8:05pm On Sep 10, 2016
I'd like to comment my reserve...

can you do it?

What would you do if he is your son?

Any word of advise to him?

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Travel / Re: Traffic Alert! The Deplorable State Of Akure To Ikare Route (pics) by Memesticmeme: 7:46pm On Sep 10, 2016
AdeniyiA:
I now take Akure-Ado-Ikare.

Useless government we've bn having in this country /state


ABI ooooo foolish people... I'm so pissed... The governor is a useless man of timber and caliber
Travel / Re: Traffic Alert! The Deplorable State Of Akure To Ikare Route (pics) by Memesticmeme: 7:44pm On Sep 10, 2016
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Travel / Re: Traffic Alert! The Deplorable State Of Akure To Ikare Route (pics) by Memesticmeme: 7:39pm On Sep 10, 2016
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Travel / Traffic Alert! The Deplorable State Of Akure To Ikare Route (pics) by Memesticmeme: 7:32pm On Sep 10, 2016
Ondo state doesn't have a governor cos it had, this road won't be as bad as it is. I Spent about 3hrs 30mins on a journey of not more than an hour 45 min.

Politics / Re: Who Is To Blame For Nigeria Current Calamity (recession) by Memesticmeme: 12:18pm On Sep 02, 2016
I blame buhari

I blame buhari
I blame buhari

I blame buhari
I blame buhari
I blame buhari

I blame buhari
I blame buhari
I blame buhari
I blame buhari

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Romance / Re: Must Your Boyfriend/fiancé Know The Amount Of Money In Your Bank Account by Memesticmeme: 12:12pm On Sep 02, 2016
Back off ayaf buy this land

Education / Re: (right Or Wrong) My Lil Sister's Oral English Is Not Very Good And I Did This... by Memesticmeme: 11:35am On Sep 02, 2016
Snow5:
She should talk ooo.... Who English help na?

Even mark Zuckerberg come naija come learn yoruba self... Who are u to trouble ur sisters life? Lols


On a lighter note... Give her books that will edify her.. And watch the friends she keeps....

If her friends are soaked and baptised in yoruba... My dear... U have lost the battle from season one!!!


Lol grin grin...lol ... Thanks tho
Celebrities / Re: Derele Pose Unclad In See Through Dress (pic) by Memesticmeme: 11:08am On Sep 02, 2016
So you this boy still choose not to have sense again about

Education / (right Or Wrong) My Lil Sister's Oral English Is Not Very Good And I Did This... by Memesticmeme: 11:01am On Sep 02, 2016
Straight to the point...her vocabulary is not impressive for a girl of 12 so I stated a rule that she is banned from speaking Yoruba to anyone anywhere but i think I'm losing her cos she hardly speaks since yesterday. She is a very cheerful type and she has been a bit cold. Should I ignore the exercise or should I continue it cos I don't want to change her personality and let her lose confidence in herself all in the name of English language.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Ordeal With A Begger In Akure by Memesticmeme: 4:08pm On Aug 22, 2016
MrOlihilistic:

if you'd walk pass without given you wouldn't bring that embarrassment to yourself.
I was trynna sympathize with her ni ooo

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