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Sports › Re: AFCON: Moment Kanu Nwankwo & Kashim Shettima Celebrated With Super Eagles(Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:37pm On Feb 08, 2024
He was invisible. That's what you get when you cheat your way into Leadership. Even that senile old dunce, Tinubu would have faced the same treatment if he was there.
Politics › Re: AFCON: Peter Obi Congratulates Super Eagles For Making It To The Final by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 7:55am On Feb 08, 2024
malali:
I will like to hear Peter Obi make suggestions on how to improve the economy.

I want to be president at all cost......Is a scam.

Obi should be interviewed on measures that can improve the economy. Even if he is opposition, is he not Nigerian ??

All this picture and fanfare is getting old, election is over.

Tell us what the present government is doing that you dont agree with, Tell us what you would have done instead.

There is healthy opposition and there is constituting a nuisance to maintain relevance.

If Obi is smarter than Asiwaju, lets hear your economic policies that would improve the current situation, lets here your macro and micro fiscal policies.

We appreciate your opposition but Oga open mouth tell us economic strategies, Nigerians will not vote for someone without policies.

You have Contested twice as VP and President. Are you one of those that just wants to answer president or Vice president.
Where are the ideas,can you attract any foreign investors ? Can you proffer solutions to the insecurity ? Can you bring forth realistic, implementable suggestions that will appreciate the naira ??

Election is over, contribute to your country....show Nigerians you actually care....
Your dont have to have an elected office to contribute your own Quota......
Na hunger go eliminate you laslas!!
Na your Tinubu fit salvage the country 😒
Politics › Re: AFCON: Peter Obi Congratulates Super Eagles For Making It To The Final by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 7:52am On Feb 08, 2024
Kidnappers raid our lands; Peter Obi will be there.

Explosion rocks our homes; Peter Obi will be there.

Bandits terrorising villages; Peter Obi will make his way there.

Super Eagles playing at the AFCON; Peter Obi is still there.

This is who we voted! Someone who’s there for us.

Not one man that'll be in France to refresh body while Nigeria boils.
Politics › Re: Super Eagles’ Victory: Shettima Pledges Government Reward For AFCON Finalists by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 7:50am On Feb 08, 2024
oilyngbati:
The ipob/obidients won’t like this….they have suddenly became emergency Nigerians after the victory last night, just like they became emergency Nigerians before 2023 presidential elections grin
Don't you think it's too early in the morning to display this stoopid attitude of yours?
Politics › Re: Insecurity: It Is Unacceptable For Hundreds Of Innocent Lives To Be Wasted – Obi by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 9:16pm On Feb 07, 2024
2,423 Nigerians have been slain & 1,872 abducted on Tinubu’s watch; including 2 Ekiti Monarchs.

Tinubu himself was in France while the Naira & the country is burning.

But Peter Obi visiting the families of the slain to give them HOPE is your problem.

Stupidity truly runs in the APC family.😒
Politics › Re: Ignore Nationwide Protests Over Hardship At Your Peril - Salihu Mohammed Lukman by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 8:30pm On Feb 07, 2024
PrinceOfLagos:
Na hunger go kill those protesting bastards

Shebi we warned them before the presidential election that reinforcing APC will spell doom for this country, some of them said that they want to teach Peter Obi a political lessons. So whose feeling the heat right now hmm?

Tinubu and his family are in Abuja enjoying while you hungry motherfuckers are sleeping and waking up on empty stomach 😂😂😂

Dem go recruit una again when another election reach , you bastards 😂
C.c
Yarimo, FreeStuffsNG, Moh247, Mannabbqgrillz, TemplarLandry
Politics › Re: Tinubu Orders Emergency Meeting On Food Security As He Returns From France by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 3:41pm On Feb 07, 2024
This Tinubu na typical Dunce!
Politics › Re: Offer Tinubu Ideas To Run Economy, Governance - Felix Morka To Atiku, Obi by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:52pm On Feb 07, 2024
APC and Tinubu, na Ogun go kee una papa!!!
He promised to reduce the purchasing power of the people and slow down the economy.
Promise fulfilled 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This moronic APC administration are asking Peter Obi and Atiku to share ideas that will move us out of the situation we are as a Nation.

Think of this, How will you feel when someone stole your phone and call you with another number asking you to send the password of the phone he/she stole from you?
Politics › Re: 'Tinubu Has Elevated Blame Game To The Next Level' - Atiku's Camp To Onanuga by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:23pm On Feb 06, 2024
By midday it was clear that the man Peter Obi will sweep the polls. The chairman was just coming from the situation room cradling a ringing phone.

He had done all that was asked of him. He’d slowed down the tsunami of PVC registrations and collections. Even today, he had looked the other way while election materials were sent late or not at all to strategic locations.

Which was why he was pissed off about this IREV suggestion these people have been making non-stop for the past hour. If they couldn’t win with all the odds he had tilted in their favour, maybe they didn’t deserve to win. And it doesn’t matter how much they were paying.

He settled into his chair and picked the call.

“Switch it off! Switch it off! Switch the damn IREV off!”, came the panicked and shrill voice of the cunning old fox.

The chairman recoiled from the violence of the request. It was as if the man would die if he didn’t get his wish.
He replied in an even voice, trying to calm him down, “I can’t, I’m sorry. Your request means we won’t have any elections.”
“So be it!”, came the bark from the fox without hesitation.

“Look. Sir… Chief … my phone has been ringing off the hook from your people asking for the IREV to be turned off. I won’t do it. The President will be livid.”

“Prof...”, hissed the fox, calmer now. The kind of calm that seeped through gritted teeth, pregnant with mortal threat. “The president? Which President? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Eerm…”, the chairman began. His confidence ebbing, “is the President aware?”

“Look at this man. You think I play around? Of course he is aware.”

“But… but… The country will burn, sir!”

“I don’t care if the country burns! Switch it off now!”

The Chairman stood briskly and the inside of his knee pushed his massive plush chair with the insignia of his office such that it stopped violently at the wall behind him. He placed his left hand on the polished oak table and leaned into the phone in his right hand as if by doing so he could make a different sense from what just hit his eardrum. The country should burn?
O c’mon, thought the chairman. His anger brought his confidence back.

“I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ve been to Chatham house to claim that our system can’t fail! I have a reputation to protect!”

“How much is your reputation?! I’m tired of arguing with you. Jide has sent something to your dollar account.
It is the carrot. Believe me, you don’t want to see the stick.
Switch it off now!”

With that, the phone went off. The chairman knew immediately because he pulled the smartphone from his ear to stare at it like he’d never seen it before when the call ended.

This man is evil. He needed to be stopped. He readied himself to call the president when the alert chimed.

The figure looked impossible. He opened the app almost gingerly, as if the smartphone would explode without warning. His feet wobbled and he sank back into his seat.
He felt lightheaded. Delirious. Happy. What was his reputation worth? Well the characters displayed on his banking app more than covers it. The “stick” won’t be necessary.
To hell with the country, didn’t feel so bad after all. Finally, he smiled.

His next call wasn’t to the president. To hell with that sanctimonious, walking monument of corruption too. His next call was to the IT executive in charge of IREV.
“This is important. Listen carefully…”, he began.

And thus the massive win of Peter Obi was hidden from public view, later to be destroyed by a judiciary bought and paid for.

#NeverForgetIREV
Politics › Re: Opposition Parties Behind Minna, Kano Protests - APC by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:37am On Feb 06, 2024
Super Eagles of Nigeria's defence and Tinubu's brain are one and the same. Nothing gets in at all at all
Music/Radio › Re: Grammy Award: Tyler Won Over Davido And Burna Boy by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 7:55am On Feb 05, 2024
adefitim:
So Tyler water has better lyrics to Unavailable and City Boy?
Though she truly deserved it cuz Her trended in many countries
The lyrics for Water are waaaaaay better than that wack ass City Boy & Unavailable, abeg
Music/Radio › Re: Grammy Award: Tyler Won Over Davido And Burna Boy by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:04am On Feb 05, 2024
South African genre is always ahead of us which is why they win always. Our music is just beats, wack lyrics and our marketing strategies (Giveaways).
Music/Radio › Re: 2024 Grammys: Davido Lost All Three Nominations by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:04am On Feb 05, 2024
Best News of the night so far from The Grammys
Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts 14.5 Tons Of Ghanaian Loud Linked To Wanted Drug Baron In Lagos by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 4:10pm On Feb 04, 2024
Even as rich as Tinubu is, he doesn’t enjoy wealth like you’d expect. Nothing about him speaks of wealth and luxury nor class — not the clothes he wears, not the words he speaks nor how he carries himself points to a well-traveled man. He lacks social skills and we’ve seen that multiple times during global leader's conferences he has attended so far. He sticks out like a sore thumb so I can see why a lot of BATidiots thought that running off to France (away from herdsmen and Aso Rock responsibilities) was a luxury instead of watching a game overseas LIVE.
Politics › Re: Electricity Grid Collapses Again by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 4:09pm On Feb 04, 2024
DatNiggaDaz:
While Tinubu is in France enjoying uninterrupted power supply in Paris with intra-veinous cocain been pumped into his veins.

The plans of Bobo Chicago, the Lagoon developer illustrated in simple terms below
People like Yarimo, FreeStuffsNG, Moh247 & Mannabbqgrillz will definitely avoid this thread.
Sports › Re: 'A Renewed Super Eagles With One Mandate': NFF Hails Tinubu by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 8:47pm On Feb 03, 2024
Na Ogun go kee that NFF chairman so😡
Crime › Re: Religious Sect Involved In Money Laundering: Not A Church Or Mosque - EFCC by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 8:12am On Feb 02, 2024
Name the f**king religious sect or shut tha f**k up!!!
Politics › Re: "wake Up, Tackle Insecurity" – Bode George Charges Tinubu by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 12:28am On Feb 02, 2024
yarimo:
BODE GEORGE you are noted, but you must relocate from Nigeria as you promise. TINUBU is now president federal republic of Nigeria
Shut up your dirty mouth, abeg😡
Travel › Re: I Envy People Who Left Nigeria Already. by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 5:47pm On Feb 01, 2024
[quote author= post=128237840]Our Reply at dem MANNA......[/quote]You and your APC ilks got Nigeria into its current situation!!!🖕😒🙄
Business › Re: Customers Stranded As Bdcs In Abuja, Kano, Lagos Shutdown Over Dollar Spike by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 1:03pm On Feb 01, 2024
WhisperedNoise:
Lol
Tinubu is actually doing well. He is breaking the record as the most USELESS president to have ever ruled Nigeria.

Buhari was a failure. Emefiele was a failure. But compared to Tinubu, those guys are Harvard graduates.

Yesterday, #1 was equal to $0.0006. That's how PATHETIC the economy is in less than 2 years of government.

The more painful thing is that demented, pathetic foot soldiers like yarimo, helineus, MannaBBgrills, okoroawusa and other lunatics will rush to defend APC. May the thunder of heaven strike all of you.

Tinubu should resign in absolute shame and disgrace.
The thunder wey go fire those APC urchins na ×1000000. Watch as they'll avoid this thread.
Travel › Re: 50% Of Nigerians Seeking Asylum In Belgium Are From Edo, Lagos’ by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:10am On Feb 01, 2024
We are making the local news over there in Belgium....Wawu!!!!!


*We can further slow down the Economy and widen the tax net* ......
"Bola Ahmed Tinubu".😶
Travel › Re: Lagos To Commence Tolling On Lekki Toll Gate In March by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 31, 2024
[quote author= post=128223843]In saner climes, when tolls are collected, it is pushed back into the society and use for the betterment of the citizens.

If that is what it will be used for in this part of the world, it is highly welcome
Bit if it is going to be looted (this is what the sane ones put of the ones protesting) are really scared of.
The government should let the citizens believe in them
Sanwo-Olu is really trying with infrastructures as we can all see anyways.

God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬[/quote]Always talking 💩 as usual!!
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Honda Accord by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 6:19pm On Jan 31, 2024
Emmy909:
Stop playing undecided
It's pleeeennnnnty
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mossad Agents Disguised As Women, Doctors, Disabled, Nurses To Kill Terrorists by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 9:26am On Jan 31, 2024
Dicado:
So beautiful...

Now, waiting for the Hollywood version!
Try and watch this movie entitled Munich. The MOSSAD did something similar when they stormed a PLO hideout in Turkey. They took out all the PLO members in similar style.
Politics › Re: Onanuga To Atiku: Your Statement Is Reckless, Tinubu Is On Top Of The Situation by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:40pm On Jan 30, 2024
God1000:
On top of which situation, those APC guys in government are truly sick in the head
You'll never find FreeStuffsNG and his ilks on threads like this.
Politics › Re: Onanuga To Atiku: Your Statement Is Reckless, Tinubu Is On Top Of The Situation by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 10:36pm On Jan 30, 2024
These APC nitwits are asking "Peter Obi" to share ideas that will move us out of the situation we are as a Nation.

Think of this, How will you feel when someone stole your phone and call you with another number asking you to send the password of the phone he/she stole from you?

Hold the Man that stole power responsible and stand on the fraud mandate.
Punk muthafuckaz 😤
Autos › Re: Used Camry Sport 2009 Muscle SE by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:43pm On Jan 29, 2024
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Autos › Re: Is250 Toks by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:42pm On Jan 29, 2024
That Beemer for back enter eye oooooo😍
Music/Radio › Re: Flavour - Big Baller (Official Video) by MemphitzDgreat1(m): 11:38pm On Jan 29, 2024
The concept of the video was stolen from Jay-Z & Jermaine Dupri's Money Ain't A Thang!

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