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Mukina, darling my love is here for you to explore.

*places hands on her well formed hips*

May chile win this match in jesus name. Amen

GentleMimi: Wetin be dis object wey dey yarn okpata for my front? Go back to ya hole,u dis nkapi rattus rattus..

*slaps her with my backhand*

i would have been more happier if to say them hack dis ur account.

I sent Gentlemimi on exile.

Hahaha...she wont be coming to nairaland for a long time.

Somebody help, how do they set their questions?

How is it like?

Tank u

If it is an english man, highest 3 match ban.


England, very corrupt and useless country. Suarez, we nigerians love you!

If he dive he is going to get injured. Go and watch portugal vs ghana match and see the injury portugal keeper got for diving to a ball that he should not have.

jayyungg: A match to watch

yes. A good match to watch. According history, it has been long argentina defeated europen team in the knockout stage in 90 minutes.

We will be waiting keenly for it.

xtervaganza: if I had not seen this I would have said you're stoopid.


Thank GOD you're not one of those mumu guys around who keep embarrassing us

trust me na, i don learn my lesson well well.

Nche95: bros, the attack didnt affect you. thank Lawd.
it affected both my thread and account. this is my old account.
*Skinnydude

haaaaaaaa......skinnydude......eeeya. Sorry oooo. My account was opened since 2013 that is why. Take heart own. Most of my lovely threads were affected sha. So painful.

She is my future girlfriend. Miracy meet me later in my room for the complete congratulatory message.

For now hbd.

kelvinclint: I d tells yuh bro... Its quite pathetic 2 imagine sometimes..

if u ever believe ur pastor or imam about love or marriage u will be the greatest fool on earth.

Use ur head bro. Women lie more than satan.

Sometimes they are no different from ashawo. The way them like money na only God fit help ooo

kemthegirl: give me ur stats. Lemme find u a woman.

here is my email...mencade5@gmail.com

lets start there

kemthegirl: u should come to Akwa Ibom. There r plenty women like Promise here.

hmmm...u can hook me up with one na. My work will not allow me the freedom to move presently

kemthegirl: my dear they can only try but their bond of union is too strong for them to break. I remember them back in uniuyo. They dated from remedial and he proceeded to chemistry while she was in micro biology.
as a man, when the fame came, with all the groupies, it was hard for her but she held her own. Helping with his term papers and all while he was travelling round. True love always wins.
I recall uniuyo breaking into two when he finally proposed. We were all so happy. Promise is a good woman who truly knows what It means to hold a relationship together so no long throat woman can break them.
she reminds me of Annie Macaulay without all the baby mama drama.

wow...lovely story. Please where do i meet this kind of ladies? I cant find any for now oooo

pasqal09: u just wanna make front page

guy i lost 50 front page topic. I still dey vex ooo.

ERTHAENIGMA: Maybe she was 'testing' you

hahaha...i sabi fail dat kind test ooo

Mondisweets: i value my husband. Lightning strike your yansh for making that suggestion

for ur mind. Comot from my front jor

barackodam: Joking apart, same way majority of ladies flock after men money, guys flock after their toto

this is indirect prostitution

kelvinclint: Most young women these days do not care about anything more than how much yuh have in ur bank account and they certainly do not care about the source of what is in your bank.
Probably, life is exceptionally difficult for these women compared to how we are all struggling to meet the needs of the next day. I can clearly understand why life would be harder for some women who have placed themselves into a barrel full of ignorant wants from expensive bags to weaves.
Am about to share a bit of my adventure with a girl I wrongly met.. Would prefer to call that a short sighted love or LUST... Few years ago i was introduced by a friend to her mate, a young woman who was also looking for a young guy for a possible relationship.
I’ve been opened to all forms of finding friends and date, Facebook, Twiter, Skype etc, thou I was a bit unwary of the outcome anyway, bur I think ah liked the excitement I was getting from it... She told me she had tried Online Dating, Speed Dating and even Hook ups, which this was one of the few Hook ups opportunities that came her way.
Through the work of my female friend, I received my first text message from Sandra (not real name). At the time I was introduced to Sandra who was taking up a part time class in College to help her with job security, I had just finished my 1st semester and had started preparation for my IT(industrial training) which was suppose to start the next month. We had long conversations through countless text messages, BBM charts, and all that, and each day, I made it a point to call her at least once to hear her voice and find out how her day and job hunting was going. From our conversation, I quickly noticed Sandra loves good things but then again who does not love good things in life as long as the person can afford it..
Sandra had a travel dream and wanted to see the world, which I told her it is possible as long as she works towards it. But I was wrong; she wanted someone to finance it for her. There was no way she was ready to pay for this, so before we even met in person, she suggested I take her around on her upcoming birthday, maybe a good resort or a ranch.
She was nice to talk to, and I was pretty much looking forward to meeting her in person as the many photos we exchanged did not give me an insight into her personality. I could see from the
photos she loved her long nails, long weaves and long heels. Probably, she loved it all long and even joked in one of her text messages that, she loves men with long tails (wor ever that means), thou it was more of a fall in the right spot for me.."don't gerrit twisted". Throughout our conversation, Sandra tried so hard to cunningly find out my financial status by asking
me fishy questions. Cleverly, I avoided most as I believe money should not be a pull factor when looking for real love.
On several occasions, she asked me to buy her calling cards to call her family and a few friends as the nearest shop is a little far from her, bla bla bla. It did not matter much to me as several 200 or 400 call cards were not going to break my account. Each time I bought it, I told myself this girl must be interested in getting stuff off men.
Just a day before our meeting following our 2 months of long conversations, she asked; what sort of car do your parents drive, and I hope yuh have one for yourself too? Before I answered, she added; If a man does not drive or come from a wealthy home, there is no way I am gonna date him, as I can’t afford to be catching the buses in my long heels after a dinner out. At this stage, I realised Sandra did not only care about what family background I came from, but then a man with a car is on her list of things she looks for in a relationship…
I told her the truth, I don't drive a car ma'm, and as for my family, we aint even wealthy… And then I asked; what about yuh? I knew she doesn't have a car because I’ve spoken to her on multiple occasions when she was on the bus from church or from a friend’s house. She replied by saying, I don’t have a car yet but my first car will be a Lexus.. Yuh can imagine that.. She killed my zeal to meet her and the next morning, I texted her to cancel our date, citing an appointment as the reason....
Why can’t some women look beyond material things when looking for a partner in life?.. Its so frustrating to imagine sometimes.... Courtesy кєℓνιη ¢ℓιηt, for www.facebook.com/kelvinclint

na wayo love full everywhere...even for church or mosque...na wayo love everybody dey do

barackodam: ^^^^^^

It does, and op,

I can't really answer that till a man answer why they think abt getting into woman's pant web they see her

so to you now

pucccciiiii = money

na wa for you

I would say. Since she is giving your friend punny he should just manage and keep enjoying her thing. The truth there is no gurl with one boyfriend i can bet anything to prove that. Ladies have list, scale of preference.

Even if he leaves her, the lady is still with boyfriends. Abeg, biko just dey enjoy the punny it is very important here.


I wish u goodluck

Jhosh: Bro,nan doz kind qal dae lyk 2 dae make person desperate 'bout them.Dem lyk person 2 dae chase dem.Go now go dae vex wen u no get deir tym aqain..Wahala aye re nun !

my brother, i get good plan for her before but she don fvck up. I change my bearing. She dey vex oooo. No be small thing.

dyt babe: Kisses

tymer na ur babe be this? If na true. My room dey free for una oooo

firstEVA: After about 4 months of dating, i finally gave in to pressure from my supposed boyfriend. It was horrible all the way, no pause, no full stop, no comma, no nothing, the freak kept going and going like an animal. isn't this abnormal? i'm thinking he has a mental problem to keep going on like that

Meanwhile, i'm done, i don't pick his calls anymore.

If you are not a virgin and you insult me, thunder will fire you

awwwww very deep and wide puccccciiiii with no friction. I pity the guy.

Elantracey: will you like add anything to me, I care less.

same here

lynpetra: The one wey pain me na my very funny threads.Especially that one about holding in fart....

hmmmm....ayama *covers nose*

Elantracey: I never asked you to

its my policy not to click on any nairaland pix. Hehehe....dont even think about it.

lynpetra: Brazillian chicks??
Stay there dey deceive yourself.If you see the way wey them dey run follow our men wey come watch match because of oyel money,you go fear.Who know like better thing?

liar...brazil too have plenty oyel.

Lovely wife....i hope those our long throat ladies will humble themselves and become useful so that better men will marry them.

[quote author=Doc. Adray]Ooops! I'm the wrong place...

*runs outta thread*[/quote]she runs out with her bom short while i run after her with my boxer.

Elantracey: you better say something o

u have nice pix and u are beautiful but i did not click like on it.