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Romance › Re: How To Sleep With Any Girl U Want Without Spending by mencade5(m): 7:51pm On Nov 15, 2013
no man can do that to my sweetie booqee. I give her all she wants. Am sponsoring her trip to dubai tomorrow just for her to do manicure there.

@op, u re high on wet weed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 2:17pm On Nov 15, 2013
bandely: In a nutshell, you're saying gone are the days when Nottingham Forest (Ipukulu) is a force in European football (FPL). Choi, what a tragedy! grin grin
coogar: so ibime surrendered like a bïtch cos he
couldn't keep up?
lalaboi: Ibime don jones sha. . . . . see threats. . . . E nor reach
you all have spoken the truth...ibime come back. We still need you in the league
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for awoof points in the head to head. Nottinham forrests manager
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 11:54am On Nov 15, 2013
bandely: Hehehehe, you won't blame Ipukulu, he ought to have have known that nothing lasts forever and one must have up and lows in the league! It is only saddening that his low is so legendary that it copped 12pts with 11 players! cheesy
hahahahah.....in Obasanjo's voice: ''I dey laugh o''

''I puke'' winnings in previous seasons could be related to that of uruguay winning the first ever world cup in 1930. But what about now? The league is now blessed with great managers!

Ipukulu page 2? Hahahahahah
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 10:28pm On Nov 14, 2013
Ibime: Do you know how many people will willingly send me code off the strength of my name alone? How did Duduspace get code this year if not for ride-or-die soldiers like Muki?

No way Ipukulu will be fighting for qualification this season as Ipukulu has been wounded up by the administrators. We'll be back next season to collect FA Cup spot off legend status alone.
there are participants in the championship who are doing well in terms of their accumulated points.

Abeg abeg, if ipukulu or ''i puke'' does not give a good account of himself this season, let him not be in the f.a. Cup next season. Or else the moderator will be referred to as ''pdp chairman''
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by mencade5(m): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2013
booqee: get thee behind me satan!
hahaha...booqee booqee, how market na?
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by mencade5(m): 8:45pm On Nov 14, 2013
ohenmanu or is it yamaha. My advice for u is to close this thread and concentrate on your chioma. Am happy that you found here in nairaland. Try and make sure you see her in person,

enemies of progress are here ooo. Run fast, also beware of that she devil booqee....
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by mencade5(m): 8:45pm On Nov 14, 2013
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Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Claims To Be A Born Again..please What Can I Do ? by mencade5(m): 8:27pm On Nov 14, 2013
what is a born again doing with a boyfriend? My guy leave her and go for another chic or else konji go disturb u ooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 12:15pm On Nov 14, 2013
chamotex, its like you are not doing your work very well as the moderator. If others are pulling out of the league, bring in others that can stand the test of time to fill the void left by timid managers.

Thank you
Politics › Re: Females Top Table Of Military Recruits by mencade5(m): 11:55am On Nov 14, 2013
during the 2011 post election violence in zaria, kaduna, in army depot (chindit barracks). I saw female soldiers crying like children when they were assigned to go out with their male counterpart to stop the violence. I smh for them.

Na only to f.uck and service their top officers them sabi ooooo
Politics › Re: Females Top Table Of Military Recruits by mencade5(m): 9:36am On Nov 14, 2013
this shows that females are using their TO.To power to the maximum and our ashawo men are falling so cheaply for their smlling n.yash.

Naija men, i hail una ooo
Romance › Re: Kiss Me If You Can. [kissing And Nigerians] by mencade5(m): 7:35pm On Nov 13, 2013
am a sharp shooter (kisser). i get my target (kis.s target) at first attempt.
if the babe wants to play me na to dump am go to the next lady on queue. no time to check time.

summary: I dont worship ladies.
Romance › Re: A Stab On The Back-does True Love Still Exist? by mencade5(m): 1:45pm On Nov 13, 2013
ahhhhh!...its too long
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 4:57am On Nov 11, 2013
Pharoh: ^^

Bragging rights ba grin?
lols, atleast make u taste defeat small na.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m):
hey boys no fighting pulease!

I have good news to share. I, mencade, the manager of Garri united Fc, slayed and cutted-off the throats of the follwing persons in the head to head battle

(1) Disvirginators.: as we all know he is topping the nairaland champions league and topping copa head to head table, but i made a minced meat of his team.

(2) Pharoh fc: he was actually topping the bongo head to head league , but after today he wont be toppong it. I used his team to make Suya! Hahahaha

the past three game weeks has been fruitful to my team. Thank God ooo

*singing* #Team Lallana #Team Lallana
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 9:12pm On Nov 09, 2013
my Testimony

1. Sold sigurdsson and bought lallana
2. Gave Suarez the captain band and he did wonder today for me.
3. I knew the incompetence of chelsea's defence, so i closed my eyes not to put them in my team.
4. Mignolet brought 6 points today.
5. Five more players to play tomorrow.

I thank God oooo

*singing* #TeamLallana #Team Lallana
Business › Re: Youwin Business Competition 2013 by mencade5(m): 10:34am On Nov 08, 2013
Krak: If you are interested in getting the questions for the first stage of the youwin pls drop your email. It is in Microsoft Word format.

It was given to me by one of the past winners. It is better to have it on time so that one will have enough time to prepare and conceptualise on your idea.

I must say I have really been practicing on them and its been fun. I was given free and I will give it out for free.
my brother tanx for this act of kindness. Here is my email

mencade5@gmail.com
Nairaland General › Re: Help Stop SPITTING On The Road by mencade5(m): 6:25am On Nov 07, 2013
Here in kano state, its all covered with spits. Every 10 seconds you walk you must hear ''arrrrrrgggg uuuggghhh ptuaah ptuaah!''

My timberland boot sef don soak finish d tin don spoil becos of too much unnecessary spitting from the abokis.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 12:30am On Nov 03, 2013
elrony: Lol dat niccur alone gave м̣̣̥̇ε̲̣̣ 30 points!!..el magnifico!! grin
hahahaha....you are right bro. Aguero is the messiah!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 7:47pm On Nov 02, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Needed that £100k to purchase Aguero. Too bad I couldn't raise the cash! Three assist and a goal! Damn![/quote]eeeeeeeyah! You could have sacrificed your 4 points for him. Try and be calculative next time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 7:19pm On Nov 02, 2013
ritchboy: Aren't you the same ninja that told us FPL only requires 5 minutes weekly last month? cheesy

No one can stop me from winning the title this year! In short I'm targeting global top 100... I aint looking at u dudes, I'm looking past you!!!
talk is cheap. Mind you this is just week 10.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 6:45pm On Nov 02, 2013
elrony: Sold ozil to fund a transfer fee for aguero..-4 points too!! grin...begovic played and scored!!

It was worth it...
same for me. I sold rooney and bought aguero. What a good buy.
Rooney's anticipated 12 points will definitely be less than aguero's anticipated 18 points.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 6:20pm On Nov 02, 2013
Wow! Glory be to God. My crying days are over! 6 players minus idiot brady brought 60 points for me. Still waiting for bonuses and my superb captain, sir aguero, 3 assists and a goal, respect sir. 4 more players to go. Why didnt i start my fpl with this kind of form?. Last week was wonderful, same tin for this week.

Hallleluyahhhhhhhhh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by mencade5(m): 5:33am On Oct 29, 2013
Tank u. It has been sent to me. Tanks once again from mencade5@gmail.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by mencade5(m): 9:27pm On Oct 26, 2013
Suarez just embarrassed me with 38 points from him alone. I wished all game week will continue to be like like.

Hahahaha....blood of jesus!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by mencade5(m): 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2013
brother please i beg you in the name of God, send it to me.

Mencade5@gmail.com
Romance › Re: Do Guys Cry After Being Dumped? by mencade5(m): 3:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
SUMMARY: I DON'T WORSHIP LADIES

SHE IS STILL GONNA BE 4CKED BY ANODA GUY. Yeah she is a biitch.

*I CRY ONLY WHEN I DONT HAVE MONEY *
Romance › Re: How To Be Attractive.. by mencade5(m): 1:18pm On Sep 30, 2013
Tomorrow is independence Day.
Romance › Re: 15 Ways to Tell He's 'Husband Material' (Must Read) by mencade5(m): 1:16pm On Sep 30, 2013
Tomorrow is independence Day.
Romance › Re: 50 Things EVERY Lady Needs To STOP Doing by mencade5(m): 1:08pm On Sep 30, 2013
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Romance › Re: Guys, If You Date Any Of These Girls, You're In Soup! by mencade5(m): 1:02pm On Sep 30, 2013
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Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday To Beverly Osu by mencade5(m): 6:04pm On Sep 27, 2013
its like beverly osu is having is a secret sex partner to seun osewa.

Well i wish long her long life and constant sex.capades in a career.

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