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all i can say is this...
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all i can say here is...
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*555*421543464547#
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*555*421543464547#
please recharge and enjoy

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please recharge and enjoy

the way soldeirs for barracks dey come pack a.b.u. Girls for zaria dey fear me oooo. Ahmadu bello univ runs gals na im go carry first for f.uck ooo

don't do tonto dike, the nicotine in her bloodstream due to smoking will enter your pipe, affect your lungs and make you to lose attention quick.

Dr. Kenneth

Idowuogbo: Excuse me!

who is this one sef? Whats excuse me? Put grammar one side abeg abeg. I was told of only one idowu, not one imitator idowu that added ogbo to her name.

By the way, uncle seun will explain to me
later

Pharoh: Breaking News!!! . . . . . Flaming Penguin is Missing . . .


That guy no let person hear word last season lol.

aww deed u no dat he is misses?

chikeorji123: I smell war coming..inevitable.thank GOD u didn't include ldowu otherwise even seun will fill the brizzed..

idowu? Is that the name of the latest okrika material?....well, ever since i have been visiting uncle seun in his tatch mud house in ikorodu he has never said anything about any ''idowu'' to me ooo.

My kwetion is this: is idowu the Gardeners' Daughter?

Ejo ooo

ogugua88: Onye bu wicked? Me?

Well, my wicked sef go dash you dictionary come Xmas. Which one is "compactable"? Na compatible you wan spell? Lol.

latest dictionary update by oxford (not reliable info)

compactable: this word is used mostly by the male folks which means when to things, words, objects, animals or humans fits or complements each other with mutual benefit.

Compatible: used mainly by the female folks to mean to finely fits to each other as a result of the influence of one of the party while the other one(women) contributes nothing.

Lol....ogugua how waz ya nite na. Make sexkillz no make you miss church today ooo. But i go like that dic.kshunari wey u want give me this december

nchewi:
Dude, see all the rules u've broken:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/
provoke, fight, or wish harm to any
Nairaland member.
18. Don't spam the forum by posting the
same content many times.
20. Please cooperate with the moderators,
super-moderators, and administrator.
Treat them with respect.

1. i did not insult them ooo. Na u talk am ooo
2. I did not abuse or bully them ooo na u talk am ooo, i was only wishing them to have a great day ahead.
3. Lastly seun is my uncle

lol...hahaahahahaha

mama chima, vivianc, aluta continua, ogugua, rokiatu, mukina2 and all the wicked ladies for nairaland.

Na una dey dry man pocket ooo

mama chima, vivianc, aluta continua, ogugua, rokiatu, mukina2 and all the wicked ladies for nairaland. Make una see una handwork oooooo. Pix below

una dry men pocket, after the money finish una come leave them say ''we are not compactable''.

Look ateeeew people's handwork to these men

my sweet booqee, if you ready this, know that you have always been my crush since 1909, my heart melt like butter through fire anything i sight you from behind the fence of nairaland, your smiles is so tempting like akamu and akara, your sexy body makes is food for my eyes like hot coconut rice.

I will always secretly love you like bread and ground nut step down with cold pure water,

from

mencade

your secret admirer

*keke drop me here ooo*
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i hope my contribution has been of help to you

andromida: My God, u've suffered.

hey woman! Don't get me wrong, okay? Those points above were coined from people's experience. Hahahahahaha... This sh.it cannot happen to me.
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I DON'T WORSHIP WOMEN
#Team make my money

coogar: this thread should be renamed the self-destruction of ipukulu. from next season, the main league should be divided into 2 divisions. NL premier league & NL proving grounds.

only 20-30 teams should be in the premier league while the others should only get the code for the lower division. there should be promotion & relegation - especially when people commit harakiri like ipukulu scumbags fc has done.

am advocating that 10 slots should be given to the best 10 teams from the championship division as promotion to the premier league to encourage them.

#teamlallana

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Lol@special fuckers.

Kudos to REAL men. [/quote]mrs chima, how market today na?

when ladies/women/ girls calls you ''Real Men'' these are the meaning to it;

(1) that you are a he-goat, that must do all what they want at your own discomfort.

(2) that you dont suit the position to be their man, denying you touching, holding, hugging, kissing and f.ucking her pucci.

(3) they see it as if they are doing you favour just by hanging out with you.

(4) even though they knew your galfriend, they still wants to chop your money as if you dont good use of it.

(5) when they hurt you, commit offences against you and provoked you, they still want you to tell them sorry.

(6) they keep numerous boyfriends and have a special f.ucker among you guys, and placed you in 25th position on the list but will go berserk when they see you gist with another girl.

In Joe's voice: i dont want to be a real no more.

booqee: kai! na wa o. They said female BODY PART! U dey talk IQ......

booqee na your backyard dey make me crase well well o. Your, hips dey make me dey high like say i drink champagne. Your boo.bs mehn, babe i no go lie for you, it is well structured and positioned like a soldier man on 24 hours duty with the nip.ples eyeing me like say i be obama.

#teamlallana

guys please dont ever alllow your friends to give you a lady to start a relationship with. It is always filled with fraud, dubiousness, selfishness and he would still be fucking the girl he gave you.
It has happened to several people i know.

#foodfor thought

10 Things You Probably Didn't
Know About Lady Parts

Life and Style Share this story This vagina of the woman is gorgeously complicated and full of surprises. Here are just a few.

1. During arousal, your lady parts act like his man parts. You know about the clitoris "joy button" becoming more, but you may not be aware
that the labia minora also contain erectile tissue that
gets slightly stiffer when things heat up. The
reasons for this go back to when you were a fetus
with androgynous parts. "We all start out with the
same tissues in that area," says Shelly Holmstrom, MD, associate professor of obstetrics and
gynecology at the University of South Florida at
Tampa.

2. Even the most mild-mannered among us have something in common with sharks. Vaginal lubricant and shark liver oil both contain an organic
compound called squalene. Squalene derived from
sharks is sometimes added to mosturizers and skin
creams where it acts as an emollient.

3. Silicone lubricants may be right for you but not for your toys. Gynecologists recommend silicone-based lubricants over water-based ones
because they feel more natural, last much longer
and don't usually contain propylene glycol, which
is a potential irritant.

4. Menstrual blood may be a lifesaver. For years, scientists have been trying to find a medically
helpful use for menstrual blood, which contains
stem cells that have the ability to regenerate. The
latest most exciting research: cells from this all-too-
readily-available blood are currently being tested to
see if they can help patients with heart failure.

5. Shaving and waxing the bikini area can cause micro-trauma, even when it doesn't hurt. The process of hair removal causes tiny nicks and
abrasions that can allow bacteria to get under the
skin and cause infections, explains Susan Taylor,
MD, a Philadelphia-based dermatologist. The micro-
trauma caused by Brazilian waxes, especially, can
boost the risk of a pox-like viral infection called molluscum contagiosum. Don't share razors and
consider holding off sexual contact until a day or
two after a wax (longer if you have visible bumps
or wounds).

6. Sex can also cause micro-trauma even when it feels great. A normal, enjoyable bout of sex can still result in small scrapes or tears to the internal
tissue, says Holmstrom. "Unfortunately for us, that's
why women are so much more likely than straight
men to get STIs," she says. Condoms are your best
protection against STIs (besides abstinence,
obviously).

7. Sweating down there isn't only normal; it provides a necessary function. Just below the skin of the labia and clitoral hood are hundreds of
tiny glands that secrete oil and sweat, says
Holmstrom. This can protect your delicate areas
from friction and overheating.

8. It's normal for premenopausal women to have daily discharge. The vagina can produce an average of a teaspoon of discharge a day, and it's
often white or transparent and odorless. Just
before the ovulation phase of your menstrual cycle,
this discharge will probably be more watery and
elastic, and there will seem to be much more of it. If
it bothers you, try a sanitary pad (and if you notice anything unusual, odor, discomfort, etc. talk to
your doctor).

9. Hair down there really does tend to be the same color as hair up there, but it will never be as long. The growth phase of pubic hair is much shorter than that of hair on your head, says Taylor.
"It's not programmed to grow that long," she says
and even if it were, friction from undergarments
and ordinary movement causes frequent breakage.

10. Just as petals range in size from buttercup to orchid. The length of the inner labia, or labia minora, can be between 3/4 inch and 2 1/3 inch (a
much broader range than most of us realize),
according to a classic study published in the early
1900s in the journal American Gynecology, and
every gynecologist we've ever talked to says
there's no good medical, hygienic or aesthetic reason to be self-conscious of yours.