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*rides bicycle with speed to check thread, saw topic*

naija and technology? We give up, end time tinz.

Spits on thread: ''tufia''
*leaves thread, shaking head*

bed valley: oya shebi your toto no dey stay one side and na for camera d tin dey charge well well. Your mother in the same field say make you come f.u.ck for camera like am.

stagger: While I do not agree with some of the points raised by the OP and I do not share in some of his comparisons, I think we all agree on one thing:

"Touch not my anointed, and do My prophets no harm" is not an immunity clause. But it also does not prevent pastors the right to fair hearing.

The lady in the COZA case made an allegation and is yet to submit any kind of proof to back it up. Many people here and outside of Nairaland have been quick to pass judgement on the pastor without a TOTAL examination of the facts. Yet we criticize the Nigerian police when they shoot "innocent" (really innocent or not) people to death.

If the pastor cannot be given a fair hearing and Ese Walters cannot prove her case, then we have no right questioning any accidental discharge by the Nigerian police.

did anybody close his mouth? Let him speak up. Let him speak. Yes or no. Why wasting time? Even u dont know d meaning of fair hearing

*keke drop me here*

in obama's voice: driver abeg give me my N20
change.

Back to topic: in campus fellowship, church
brothers are 4cking church sisters, in choir, choir
leaders 4cking female choristers, male choristers
4cking female choristers, male choristers 4cking
female church members, fellowship heads
dragging with other unit leaders to friend a paticular sister. Ushers are looking and sighting
females members entering the church with big
nyash, plotting and successfully banging their
nyash, female church members visit church
brothers at home in closed doors and the next
day falls under pretence of anointing, song leader 4cked the previous night before taking
praise and worship the next day, pastors 4cking
female members at will, when she becomes
pregnant, they will organized sharp sharp
wedding and he continues his ministry, church/
fellowship positions are given according to how pretty, handsome, (sex appeal) and well dressed
you are even if u re not fit. They choose these
ones and claim that God chose (liars). The church
is now a place for latest gossips, gists, showy of
cars, its even easier to get a lady for free 4ck in
church than in hotels.

Kai, no wonder the road to heaven is very
narrow.
Fatoyinbo don 4ck and thats the truth, let him be
brought to book . Period!
Anybody wey say let
God be the judge na thunder go fire am.
The church is so unclean even Jesus Christ is
weeping for it.

Mtscheeeeeeeew! *in obama's voice: driver take me out of here*

*keke drop me here* in obama's voice: driver abeg give me my N20
change. Back to topic: in campus fellowship, church
brothers are 4cking church sisters, in choir, choir
leaders 4cking female choristers, male choristers
4cking female choristers, male choristers 4cking
female church members, fellowship heads
dragging with other unit leaders to friend a paticular sister. Ushers are looking and sighting
females members entering the church with big
nyash, plotting and successfully banging their
nyash, female church members visit church
brothers at home in closed doors and the next
day falls under pretence of anointing, song leader 4cked the previous night before taking
praise and worship the next day, pastors 4cking
female members at will, when she becomes
pregnant, they will organized sharp sharp
wedding and he continues his ministry, church/
fellowship positions are given according to how pretty, handsome, (sex appeal) and well dressed
you are even if u re not fit. They choose these
ones and claim that God chose (liars). The church
is now a place for latest gossips, gists, showy of
cars, its even easier to get a lady for free 4ck in
church than in hotels. Kai, no wonder the road to heaven is very
narrow. Fatoyinbo don 4ck and thats the truth, let him be
brought to book . Period! Anybody wey say let
God be the judge na thunder go fire am. The church is so unclean even Jesus Christ is
weeping for it. Mtscheeeeeeeew! *in obama's voice: driver take me out of here*

*keke drop me here*

in obama's voice: driver abeg give me my N20 change.

Back to topic: in campus fellowship, church brothers are 4cking church sisters, in choir, choir leaders 4cking female choristers, male choristers 4cking female choristers, male choristers 4cking female church members, fellowship heads dragging with other unit leaders to friend a paticular sister. Ushers are looking and sighting females members entering the church with big nyash, plotting and successfully banging their nyash, female church members visit church brothers at home in closed doors and the next day falls under pretence of anointing, song leader 4cked the previous night before taking praise and worship the next day, pastors 4cking female members at will, when she becomes pregnant, they will organized sharp sharp wedding and he continues his ministry, church/fellowship positions are given according to how pretty, handsome, (sex appeal) and well dressed you are even if u re not fit. They choose these ones and claim that God chose (liars). The church is now a place for latest gossips, gists, showy of cars, its even easier to get a lady for free 4ck in church than in hotels.

Kai, no wonder the road to heaven is very narrow.

Fatoyinbo don 4ck and thats the truth, let him be brought to book . Period! Anybody wey say let God be the judge na thunder go fire am.

The church is so unclean even Jesus Christ is weeping for it.

Mtscheeeeeeeew!

*in obama's voice: driver take me out of here*

scam of tje century. Yes God will be the judge but are we sure they are called by God. I won't be deceived by these ashawo pastors and thief thief pastors. *grabs a bottle of kunu and biscuits*

yea.....f2c

johnstar: u mumu oo , u don see whr player wey dey bench throughout d game dey collect man of d match

u r a fuvking idiot, i ask just a question na im u dey talk like dis?

what about those players in your team on substitution? why are their points not added?

[quote author=~Borat~]Made a worse blunder. Had mig up until this morning where I opted to change him for guzan cos of his 2 games this GW.
Forgetting they play against arsenal and Chelsea.[/quote]hahahah....i did my research very well and thanl God for mignolet o. Good 12 points to my team from him... Hahaaha

*keke i want drop for here*

''omg''...spits on thread...''nonsense''
in d'banj's voice: may d Lawd hav mercy

f2c...wow.
Anyway, happy married life.

DICKtator: The main reason why it is best you are in a relationship now .You know the kinda girl that started from the bottom wit you are surely the best cos she stayed when you had nothing so she deserves you when you have something!!

its a big lie. Most nigerians ladies will never stay with you. To do what? Stay with you when you are a nobody? I completely disagree with you. I witness so many cases with guys that were dumped, ignored, and flunged like trash by ladies they so admireed or were one time dating.

Our ladies will be like ''money for hand, back for ground''. I tell you, when you are not well to do, ladies will see you as a failure, slowpoke, a fool and a nobody.

Orikiola tank u jare

dmcdad: Yeah! He wrote something silly and people were quick to take it hook, line and sinker. Do you wanna blame them? Afterall, "ornithological specimens of identical plumage invariably conglomerate in the same proximity" in other words; "birds of a feather congregate to the same vicinity".

No be their fault.

another yaba left. you speak like a goat. Mumu.

Op you make sense abeg, God bless you. Lets enlighten and impact our youths more.

U1: Continue to dey make mouth o. By the time I dis-unite your garri and turn am to eba, you go know say I be "sheba leshe".

our squad is the best i have ever seen. Even the real team in premier league cannot match my team talkless of your fake team. @U1

Bweasts is my most preferred place in a womans body. My mouth piece needs it so much.

I have my spoon, she had her plate. We promised each other in the alter to share both our spoon and plate without contaminating it with other spoons and plates.
I was taken to prison, she was visiting me there for thirty years, unknown to me she had been allowing other spoons users to eat from her plate, while my very spoon was covered with dust and was rusty, hoping that when am freed my spoon will continue to eat from where we stopped.
Only to discovered her unfaithfulness. And you want me to pretend as if nothing is wrong? I will forgive you but my spoon will not fetch food from your plate again. Bye bye

Winnie the poo, you cant fool our mandela ooo. He is too smart for that yout crookedness.

For me to corekt my spouse. I use my favorite weapon of massacre, unleashed her with numerous scot missiles and then use chemical weapon to end the war.

How?

1. Weapon of massacre: once she offends me, i will remain silent and do things without talking to her. My silent will make her know that her bad attitude is not pleasant to me. If she wants to prove stubborn without apogising i go to number 2.

2. scot missiles: at night if she does not not apologise. I wll call walk up straight to her by she will be scared of what i will do to her, and tell her what she did was wrong that i detest that. Why saying all this i will be hitting at the door or table to create sound effects. 3rd weapon?

3. Chemical weapon: having realised that i am greatly offended she will apologise, saying ''honey, am so sorry for what happen, please forgive me, it wont happen again''. Hearing her sweet voice of repentance would then make me to draw her close to me, hold her deep within my arms her kissed her romantically (chemical weapon), saying ''sugar plum, its okay lets forget it as if it never happen, i love you''.

Next action is jigi jigi all the way *winks*

Chemicalalee: Corper chemical ppa Gembu Vakude

chemical hw far na? There is a corper in gembu named keboi? Have u meet with him? He is my pal.

*keke, I want drop for here*

in D'banj's voice: driver abeg give me my ten naira change.

Back to topic: No comment

U1: There's only one: Indomitables. So don't infringe.

Garri United needs no infringements. U1 dont get me wrong, moreover u r my number one target. We will beat you 8 - 0 when we meet.

Others get ready to be defeated. We are the best! We are the best!! We are the Indomitabe Garri United.

azpekuliar: Hehehehehehehehehehe.... 38 weeks! No be beans! I dey laugh oo

dont laugh too much, i will defeat you both home and away.

38 weeks, all the 114 points are mine. No be joke!

Up Garri United! Up Garri United!!

GARRI UNITED! GARRI UNITED!!

GUYS WATCH OUT FOR THIS INDOMITABLE TEAM, WE DEMOLISH WITHOUIT PITY.

SIGN

MANAGER MENCADE

*keke, please stop me here*

in D'banj's voice: driver abeg give me my ten naira change

tina turner marry at 73? Kai

When is the fixtures going to be released? I want to know my opponents and smashed them all. Especially that azpekuliar!

(drives in with speed, saw topic) ''notin concern me with women matter o'' *keke please take me away from here*

but 2shotz's is prettier than that ugly beverly (d1ck valley)

It has happened to me before. Just like the other poster said, they dont love you but they will tell you lets just be friends or casual friends. Once i heard those words i withdraw myself completely from you. If i dont have you as my lover, you too will not have me as your friend. 50 - 50. ''na me go dey for gate dey guide you when another guy go dey F4CK U?'' never! *blew cat.arrh into white hanky, shakes head, then walks away*

Registration completed. ''Garri United'' the team to beat. We will crush all our opponent with one strong shot.