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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Congo : AFCON 2015 Qualifiers (2 - 3) On Saturday September 6, 2014 by mencade5(m): 12:15pm On Sep 05, 2014

Dreyl: do u mean snail Obi

yes. U r right. Snail obi.

Better players wont be invited like ik uche. But keshi with his head like stadium is killing our football.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by mencade5(m): 11:20am On Sep 05, 2014

...is typing a message

Politics › Re: Vigilantes, Retired Soldiers Vow To Confront Boko Haram by mencade5(m): 8:41am On Sep 05, 2014

alright

Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by mencade5(m): 7:59am On Sep 05, 2014

luvola: pls can I know you ?

which day liverpool dey play aston villa? tongue

Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by mencade5(m): 7:49am On Sep 05, 2014

2sExy1: The gods have spoken.

hahaha...na so my brother.

Do u know what happen to me yesterday afternoon?

A lady i have known in my area, wey dey play me wayooo call me on phone.
I know say the babe na my money she like, though i don enjoy am, i discovered say na bad girl she be.

She called me yesterday afternoon say if i dey house she dey road dey come my place. I tell am say its not possible. She asked me say why na? na im i tell am say she no inform me she want just come like that?
She say she want come see me for sometin, for money. I come ask am ooo say what is she to me?

E don reach 3 months wey me and this babe see eye to eye. She say she dont know that i know the answer.

I just off phone sharp sharp. She think say i be her ATM. But truely many wayoo girls plenty for this naija.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Amazing Fact About Some Of Our Football Stars. by mencade5(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2014

alright

Fashion › Re: Why Wear An Underwear? by mencade5(m): 7:27pm On Sep 04, 2014

Khalessi: I can't go out without panties, I will be uncomfortable.

Romance › Re: Oh Boy, No Girl To Marry Again Oo??(pigin English Complain Thread) by mencade5(m): 5:00pm On Sep 04, 2014

my brother, for dis obodo naija wey we dey so things don spoil reach ground finish o.
If u say make u turn left look for correct babe na rubbish you go see, right nko? Na nansense!
Girls for naija don turn kpotokpoto finish oo. E get one time wey i visit north, i think say their Erima go make sense, for where? The runz gals wey i jam no be here oo.

Yongwizzzy i go still dey talk am, e better make guys dey marry una 18 and 19 them. Atleast if them spoil, them no too spoil like that. We go manage am. But say you want go for 24 and above them?

Bros e, make i no talk. Na cry i dey cry like this.

Eeeeewwoooooooo!

*blows mucus from nose* tongue

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Romance › Re: Judge Me by mencade5(m): 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2014

2sExy1: mencade5, com ah c o, com ah c, com ah c wad dis bro af don, com ah c wat he has don

haaaaaa!......God!

*falls from my sleeping mat*

this guy yaff finished me with laugh ooooo.

2sExy1, is this not a true testimony?

*rolls and falls down from my sleeping mat again*

o boy, to be honest, ayam very happy for this thing this op did.

2sExy1 and I begins to sing

we are grateful OP
we are grateful OP
for All you haff done to that babe
Halleluyah
we are grateful OP

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Romance › Re: Wtf Is Wrong With These Ladies by mencade5(m): 1:27pm On Sep 04, 2014

100Cents: That was before the war.

I was still a boy then..

hahaha... E don tey oooo

Romance › Re: Wtf Is Wrong With These Ladies by mencade5(m): 1:11pm On Sep 04, 2014

self centredness of ladies in marriage can be traced down to 189 BC.

Please dont ask me how

Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by mencade5(m): 12:57pm On Sep 04, 2014

Sehindemi: *check my front & back*
U mean me

yes na. Who else before? I wish you are mine cool

Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by mencade5(m): 12:52pm On Sep 04, 2014

Sehindemi: I know say I no fine,buh no be Ur mouth 'em go 4 hear am

you fine jor.

Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by mencade5(m): 12:47pm On Sep 04, 2014

2sExy1: keep the fire burning bro. I don't come on here much any longer. Except on some rare occassions.

so where do u normally go? Family section? Hahaha

Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by mencade5(m): 11:45am On Sep 04, 2014

2sExy1: software mencade5, see wetin u cos?

2sExy1 hahaha. No be my fault na. You know say o dey learn from you. I always want to speak the truth just like you.

Romance › Re: . by mencade5(m): 11:25am On Sep 04, 2014

190theclown:

this one na new project

hahaha...she belongs to you.

Romance › Re: . by mencade5(m): 10:42am On Sep 04, 2014

190theclown:
Plz dont be insulted but never in my entire 10years been on this forum have i seen a lady as pweety as you

Can we get to talk outside here sometime please

e don tay wey u dey pursue small small girls ooo. Make u dey remain for us na. tongue

Romance › Re: Trauma Of A Nigerian Young Lad. Pls, Help!! by mencade5(m): 10:29am On Sep 04, 2014

marieolae: try having sex wid a girl, u will never regret it. U will be a straight guy for life lol

Romance › Re: Yungwizzy I Dear To Stay Away 4rm My Hrtbeat Temigraci Or!! by mencade5(m): 8:41am On Sep 04, 2014

marieolae: Another sad, cringing thread. Haba !

it started with you na.

Romance › Re: Ladies, Can You Claim You've Never Done Any One Of This? by mencade5(m): 8:20am On Sep 04, 2014

...is typing a message

dont wait for it, go to the next post. tongue

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Romance › Re: What Your Sleeping Position Says About Your Relationship [MUST READ] by mencade5(m): 8:14am On Sep 04, 2014

it doesnt matter. Separate beds are okay when we want to do she can come over my bed for action.

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 7:40am On Sep 04, 2014

Samyj247: A big amen o, nd same to u o. I no se no guy go like any kpekus we b like big hole

big hole? E better make man die leave this world than make he dey frustrated with his madam pusiiiiwey be like lagos-ibadan express way.

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 10:13pm On Sep 03, 2014

Samyj247: Haha, see u, u don fear. If not no happen na, maybe na u go even con marry virgin sef

that is my prayer for you. Ur wife shall be a virgin

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 10:07pm On Sep 03, 2014

folly65: With the above scenario?
I don't mind being labeled an evil woman

Haba na.. Four years no be beans
Tho i wouldn't date a guy for four good years

if na you i no go label u evil woman. But i have been seeing u in my dreams. Are u the special one? tongue

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 9:58pm On Sep 03, 2014

Samyj247: oyaahh sample ekwe, sampllee ekwe. But as u de sample kpekus, another guy de sample ur future wife on o.

hahaha...u no be God ooo. E fit no happen :p

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 9:56pm On Sep 03, 2014

sebali: d white wedding fee is not d problem because it is usually notin in comparison to d married lif xpenses......
children et al

its true sha.

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 9:48pm On Sep 03, 2014

Samyj247: No b lie o my brother. As for me, I no go chop anything weh another man don chop remain o.

my brother, it is a scary situation. That is why man must sample kpekus before marriage ooo.

Romance › Re: Mrsbreezy, I Love You by mencade5(m): 7:03pm On Sep 03, 2014

MrsBreezy: I'm pretty sure I exist.

did i call ur name here?

Romance › Re: Mrsbreezy, I Love You by mencade5(m): 6:51pm On Sep 03, 2014

LaurelP: Keep deceiving yourself

hahaha...

He is in love with a software.

Romance › Re: Run When A Woman Says: I Need Us To Have This Conversation by mencade5(m): 5:27pm On Sep 03, 2014

Samyj247: see girls mumu sense. After guys don hamer u finish, u go run go meet another man for marriage. Assuming this girl refused sex, this guy would have married her. You think se guys na mumu abi.

especially when the thing don slack finish. Na one innocent man them go carry the thing give.

Shioorrrr!

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Romance › Re: My Gf Call Me 'sir' by mencade5(m): 5:19pm On Sep 03, 2014

evanscheck: mtcheeewww, abeg who know where I can do my voters card registration...

abeg them don start am?

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