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100Cents: I no dey do nairaland babes o.

hahaha...some better ones dey here now.

Dont give up.

missEmjay: Comments like this makes me wanna achieve the unachievable. Back to d topic, I multi-nominate mencade5 and missEmjay

am allergic to awards. So you are the most suitable my dear.

100Cents: Welcome, more grease to your campaign on nairaland..

more nairaland chics to your collection,

TRADELYN: This is so kind of you


I am wishing you same and more...


Many thanks!

* That's "double portions"...no bi mistake Oooh*

and you too my oga. I claim it!

Adufetohposh: Thank you soo much dearie, I wish u same.... Av a Great week/month

and you too my would be love. *winks*

missEmjay: Lol. Talk of nominating Ini Edo for Grammy award

leave ini jare...so brace up to collect ur award soon.

missEmjay: and dat will be for...?

most beautiful.*winks*

missEmjay: Not far at all. Right behind yu on this one *winks*

u need nomination too.


I nominate missEmjay

SlyIg: Man and woman ...

Deceiving themselves since the days of Adam and Eve...

na real deceiving ooo. U talk true

for wetin na?

I will propose on my sleeping bed lying close to her after some rounds of sex.

no time for acting.

this is the time to use airstrike on this bastards!

Use helicopters to unless bombs on these cockroaches!

jennylove7575: I have a nairaland relationship success story I like to share..my colleague who introduced me to nl in 2006 (that was when I first join Nairaland b4 I deactivated my account. In case u're wondering)
my colleague named sarah met this guy on nl. His name is uche. To our amazement, What started like a play play thing began to turn into something serious. After exchanging phone numbers, uche invited her to his house. From there the dating began...they somehow developed strong bond plus affections for each other. The sincerity of their love for each other was the envy of all. They got married in 2008 which I was present, and have three gorgeous children together.. This is not a fiction story its a true life. I would have posted their picture for view but I have to seek her permission first to be able to do that...their are good guys and ladies on nl. Matured and focused. They are easy to detect if you have a chat with them...like the guys that actually have my phone numbers, they are good guys..wen we chat on viber, we talk more about issues surrounding us. One of them is married with a child, I had opportunity to often chat with the wife. We are all friends on Facebook. If you are not a rude, petty, egocentric, short tempered and a judgemental person, u will surely find a good person in Nairaland... I love Nairaland!

martha how u dey na?

rattlesnake: Reality

"The lady u are dying for someone else is tired of"

I can never date this type of fat girl

hahaha...are u the someone?

doctorofgirls: She is too fine.all this nairaland girlss none can compare

na this girl you dey fvck abi? Well done. She try sha for that back.

missEmjay: Here are my nominees:
Larrysun: best writer on nairaland
MizMyColy, MsSteph(been a while), MadCow et al: love their comments
DRealGeesam: reason best known to me
mencade5: ....
dickdastardly: for opening this thread

baby how far? Tanx

rozzay: U want to marry my sis? Mencade5 no let boko boys bomb u o

picture of your sister or.............

rozzay: Happy new month my loving sister. To all my nland sweethearts too, its a special month cos its my mum s bday.

wow....my mother-in-law's birthday? Thats lovely. Happy birthday to her.

I am coming over to your place this evening

...is typing a message

2sExy1: ye ye ye ye... My eyes, my belle.... @ "loving a girl here is like loving a software." lwkmd... Chisos... This mor mor...

2sexy, my brother from anoda mother......hahaha

na so d tin be ooo. Na just few people dey succeed dis tin.

The rest na one story or the other dey end am.

I wooed a lady here, she said she is not interested. Does that make me a loser? Of course not! 2sexy, you came to nairaland before, you haff seen and heard it all about nairaland love. Out of a hundred only 3 work. I stand to be corrected.

From my understanding, if you are ready to settle down and ready to risk your life by travelling from your own state to her state of residence it may happen, if you stay in the same state, then there is a likelyhood of yours succeeding.

But e dey hard.

Those accusing me above of going after someone here in nairaland. It was done mutually and ended that way. A lady refusing your proposal doesnt mean you wont love again.

toogentle: Eyaa sorry ooo. Whoever did this to you by breaking your heart is wicked. Now you are a serious pessimist.

Happy New month my guy

hahaha...nobody do anything for me. No need for sympathy. Hahaha...u funny ooo. Its just a free world na. Na wa for you oooo.

Na advise i dey advise you but he be like say u no want hear. Goodluck....lol

toogentle: Nairaland canopy go dey there. That canopy will be loaded with varieties of food - Rice(Fried and Jollof), Pounded Yam, Amala and small chops. Meat and fish will be surplus. Drinks and wine will be overflowing inside Nairaland canopy I promise you.

kai...this guy no want gree hear word.

You never even ask the babe out, you don dey talk of wedding.

My friend is like you are not serious. Go and make the move first, pursue her, if she gree then keep it going, no be say you go dey happy about crush wey u never toast. What if you go now she come say she get guy or she don marry? Na another tori be that abi?

Make i stand here dey watch first.

cc150615: Nice point, I have a number of very cool friends I met on nl too,male nd female inclusive,
@OP, no mind mencade, go ahead nd give it ur best shot,don't forget to invite us to the wedding, me like wedding rice o!

Hahaha...i no dey against anybody wey want do am ooo.

fairari022: you knew this , yet still went ahead pestering.

pathetic!




@topic,

things are really working out for some, but not everyone likes publicity. personally, I have met some cool and outgoing chicks here, and no regrets them.

to them ladies, playing around from thread to thread would not make you more notable, and doesn't attach more values/importance to you. men don't like "over-sabi" girls, we like them quiet and reserve.

the way goat take appear for market, nai go determine him price.

the gods have spoken!

dont get me wrong mr man, it is out of expereince one have to dish out advise.

Am disputing the fact that many people have tried, but to be frank only few succeed. Check my post again.

Nawa for you ooo

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this one wey this picture small for operamini so, na Ucweb go do am. I cant even seen the captions of the pix sef.

Tallesty1: Some do not listen/obey their husbands

its true...especially here in nigeria.

Ladies are selfish, they want you listen to them while they destroy your ear drum for you. But they will never be patient enough to listen to you for 1 month.

Some of them believe its their right to nag. Hahaha

toogentle: Let's get serious. My own relationships will start soon.

First my profile: I am a single guy, a bachelor from Benin City. I work in Lagos. I am an Engineer/Businessman. I have a very good job that can take care of a family of 5. I'm 28 years young. Ready to settle down. If I get my girl here on NL, chairman of the day will be Seun Osewa.

u dey here dey fall in love with her online, while her original boyfriend for her street don fvck her tire, even yesterday sef she go visit am for he house.

Make i tell you true, many have tried and has failed in their attempts to enter into a relationship with a nairaland.

There are excuses you will receive like, ''you have not seen me before how could you love me''. Despite the fact that you always try to call her on phone to make her know you are for real.

Let me tell you something, most ladies love anything physical. Things they can see, hear, feel, and hold (including things they can fvck). No matter how it is it will not work. Unless your location is not far from her.

It is only a miracle that will make you succeed and make you guys together. Only few, i mean few of them work.


Lastly, loving a lady here is like loving a software.

I no dey ooooo. Guy help yourself, go una area go toast girl for there not here.

Thank you