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100Cents: Very fresh school girl @ 24.

Her beauty turned her a player but I have handled her type before so nothing new. I was drifting to marriage side treating her like my younger sista not knowing she wants escapades.

If I still want to wife her, just trust your nigga.

The rate way girls dey take ask for hotel Tinz these days is scary but this one deserves the effort..

hehehe...hotel to some naija ladies is like going to america. Them like am die!

Most times the lady u care so much about turns out to be a public toilet. It has happen to me before. Just do ur tin bro.

100Cents: My guy, one girl wan turn me to mugu because we have been dating for 5 months now and I didnt ask her for sex not knowing she is dieing for it. She called me " castrated man " last week. Nah him i come shine my armor again. She has numerous male friends who I know that at least 30% of those guys are sex partners. Each time I complain how often she picks calls from men, she hushes me. Okay ? Me way be proper guy man way don park for future marriage sake. I swear she go scream today and turn the lover while i turn the monster..

I dey on top her mata now before I turn permanent mugu. Your guy dey hotel room dey wait her now.

chaaiiiiiiii.....o boy that girl dey crase. Na crase dey worry her. But u fvck up ooo. 5 months u no shine her congo? She tell u no sex till marriage abi? Abeg i wish i fit transfer all the power of twenty men. So that you nack her left right and centre. Me you no pity the babe abeg. No be like that then dey take get woman for marriage na.
Try look for another sensible girl as par marriage tins. Go for younger generation.

But i go like to hear the complete details of this sexcapades oooo. Goodfvck my brother

100Cents: Your signature dooorh !

Dating more than one bf is called membership !

hahaha...my brother its true. The last lady i dated. After i wooed her, she accepted but told me she has another guy but she still accepted me as her boyfriend. My brother no be membership be this?

Most naija have countless numbers of boyfriends. Check their phones, their text messages, their bbm and whatsapp, there you will what your mouth cannot talk. Yet when you ask them they ''are you in a relationship''? Their answers will shock you.

I dont know, maybe your girlfriend too is in a membership. Hahahaha.....i no dey oooooooo

Blackchampion: Yea! If markets n religious gatherings re open; then i see no nid postponing school resumption date.

when these students get infested you will be the first to shout government are not doing anything.

Ktwice: Private school owners in Lagos State
and the Federal Government may
clash over the latter’s order directing
all primary and secondary schools in
the country to resume on October 13,
2014, instead of the anticipated
September 15.
The school owners, under the umbrella
of the National Association of
Proprietors of Private Schools, believe
that the directive is unnecessary and
should not be considered as part of the
measures to prevent the spread of
Ebola virus in the country.
They expressed their feeling at a
sensitisation programme on Ebola
held on Thursday at Victory Grammar
School, Ikeja, Lagos.
The Minister of Education, Mallam
Ibrahim Shekarau, had announced the
resumption date after a meeting with
the 36 state commissioners of
education on Tuesday in Abuja
But speaking at the sensitisation
programme, the Lagos State President
of the National Association of
Proprietors of Private Schools, Mr.
Yomi Otubela, said, “We have sent our
appeal to the Federal Government
through the Lagos State Special
Adviser on Public Health informing it
that if religious organisations and
other places are left open, these
children could as well contract the
virus there.
“If markets that have more crowd than
what we have in schools are not
asked to close down, then we wonder
why the government will not allow us
put preventive measures in place and
allow these children return to school.
School is supposed to be a place of
knowledge and we are to educate and
expose them to the knowledge on
what they need to know to prevent the
spread of the virus, not keeping them
out of schools and keeping them
ignorant of what is happening.”
But the Special Adviser to the Lagos
State Government on Public Health,
Dr. Yewande Adeshina, disagreed with
the school owners, asking them to
abide by the Federal Government’s
directive.
She also asked them not to place
priority on their financial wellbeing
over the physical wellbeing of the
school children.
The founder of Supreme Educational
Foundation Schools, Mrs. Adenike
Adamolekun, also said the directive by
the Federal Government was
senseless.
She said, “Just as we are praising the
Federal Government for being
proactive in containing the Ebola virus,
we are also condemning them on this
one. It does not make sense at all.
Even if they had any doubt, what they
needed to have done was to have put
together some precautions and extend
it to all schools, ensuring that all
schools abide by them.
“Shutting the schools for a whole
month, considering the fact they will be
shut down next year again because of
elections, is a bad idea. Moreover,
parents do not know what to do with
those kids. I think this is an
unnecessary approach to the issue.”
A school proprietress, Dr. Maggie Ibru,
stated that what the Federal
Government could have done was to
provide hand sanitisers in all private
and public schools in the country.
She said it was in the capability of the
Federal Government to provide hand
sanitisers and increase the level of
sanitisation in all schools in the
country.
She said, “No, the Federal Government
got it wrong on this one because this
will not stop the students from
participating in international
examinations. What the government
should have done is to supply all
schools with hand sanitisers, both
private and public, because who attend
the private schools too are Nigerians.
“They should allow the children to go
back to school. What to do is simple:
the Federal Government could have
increased the sensitisation level on
Ebola prevention in our schools and if
possible, give a directive to all schools
not to allow guests enter their
premises, or rather mandate every
child and visitor be subjected to a test
before entering the school premises.
These are the measures that the
Federal Government should have
taken.”
Meanwhile, inadequate test and
treatment centres for the Ebola Virus
Disease has been identified as one of
the greatest challenges threatening the
government’s efforts to contain the
spread of the deadly virus.
Though four test centres have been set
up in the Lagos University Teaching
Hospital; Centre for Disease Control in
Asokoro, Abuja; University College
Hospital, Ibadan; and the Redeemers
University Laboratory, Kilometer 35
Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, doctors,
who spoke with Saturday PUNCH,
flayed the government over what they
called inadequate test and treatment
centres in the country.
They said that adequate test and
treatment centres are very important
to the management of Ebola outbreak
among other measures such as
sufficient isolation facilities and
protective kits for medical personnel.
According to them, it is unheard of for
a country of over 160 million people to
rely on four test centres at a time it is
faced with a deadly disease that has,
in the World Health Organisation’s
estimation, killed 1,552 people in West
Africa.
The Ebola Virus Disease was on July
24, 2014 imported to Nigeria by a 40-
year-old Liberian-American, Patrick
Sawyer.
Shortly after Sawyer died of the
disease on his arrival in Lagos, the
Federal Government quickly rose to
prevent the spread of the virus by
putting in place many measures such
as banning inter-state movement of
corpses. It also promised to establish
nine more test centres across the
nation by September.
The Minster of Health, Prof. Onyebuchi
Chukwu, had also announced the
plans to send mobile laboratories to
Enugu and Plateau states for the
diagnosis of the virus following fears
that some people might have
contracted the disease in the two
states.
President Goodluck Jonathan had
equally announced the release of
N1.9bn Special Intervention Fund for
the management of Ebola.
The President’s Special Adviser on
Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuban Abati,
had explained that the N1.9bn Ebola
Fund would be used “to further
strengthen on-going steps to contain
the virus such as the establishment of
additional isolation centres, case
management, contact tracing,
deployment of additional personnel,
screening at borders, and the
procurement of required items and
facilities.”
In spite of these measures, a
virologist, Dr. Akinjogunla Olajide, said
the four testing centres for Ebola virus
were not enough for the country with a
population of over 160 million people.
He said each of the 36 states of the
federation should have at least a test
centre to handle emergency related to
the outbreak of a deadly virus such as
Ebola.
Olajide said the need for each state to
have its test centre became necessary
because of the difficulty that would be
involved in transporting the sample of
a suspected Ebola patient from a place
like Cross River State to Lagos State
as a result of the distance between the
two states.
The virologist also said that the four
test centres currently available in the
country lacked necessary facilities.
Olajide said, “Containing the spread of
Ebola virus requires specially trained
personnel. The four centres we have in
Nigeria today may boast of qualified
personnel, but the major challenge that
may hinder their effectiveness is
inadequate facilities.”
He expressed the fear that there may
be an outbreak of the Ebola disease in
Port Harcourt in the next few days
following the death in Port Harcourt of
a doctor who treated a diplomat who
contracted Ebola from Sawyer, the
index case.
According to him, the victim must
have interacted with many people
before he succumbed to the disease.
Chukwu, the Health Minister had on
Wednesday confirmed that the
diplomat had contracted the virus, and
that the Ebola virus was responsible
for killing the late doctor.
He said, “A man who works for
ECOWAS, a primary contact of the
index case, evaded surveillance and
travelled to Port Harcourt. He became
ill and he went to a hospital in Port
Harcourt for treatment.
“Although he recovered, the doctor
who treated him died last week. The
widow of the doctor alerted us and we
investigated the case. It is now
confirmed that the doctor died of
Ebola. His widow has been put under
quarantine.
“The ECOWAS staff member is also
under quarantine. There is evidence
that he had the virus but might have
recovered. We cannot rule out the
option that he still has the virus.”
The minister said 70 people were
under surveillance in Port Harcourt.
The latest development brings the total
number of Ebola cases in Nigeria to 15
from the 13 announced by the health
minister on Monday.
The President, Nigerian Medical
Association, Dr. Kayode Obembe, also
believes that the four centres are not
enough for the country with its huge
population. He said that the centres
were poorly equipped.
According to him, each state of the
federation should have at least a test
centre for effective prevention of the
spread of the Ebola virus.
Obembe, who claimed that the Federal
Government has the capacity to
contain the spread of the Ebola virus,
however, urged it to embark on
rigorous training and re-training of
health workers and volunteers involved
in managing the centres.
Another medical practitioner, Dr.
Rotimi Adesanya, said the treatment of
the Ebola disease involves a lot of
financial resources, special training,
kits and handling of the facilities,
which may be the reason the
government could not dabble into
making the facility available at every
nook and cranny of the country. He
said, “If the government makes it
available everywhere, it may expose
the populace to the disease, but the
government can at least have
equipped treatment centres that have
the capacity of combating the disease.
However, the focus should be more on
treatment centres, not testing centres,
and the truth is that we don’t have
adequate treatment centres across the
country. “However, I think every state
should have about three treatment
centres, which could be one per
senatorial zone and about one or two
testing centres in each state, because
doing the test everywhere may lead to
spreading the virus due to
misplacement or any other thing.
www.punchng.com/news/ebola-school-owners-fg-on-collision-course/

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100Cents: Girls, running after success since 1635..

hahaha.....i thought it was 19 bc. Your version is the updated one sir. Hahahahaha

make i go re write my own

Orikinla: My point of view may not be the final answer.

The assumption of man shortage is not what anyone can dismiss without understanding the problem and how it affects the millions of single women in America and Nigeria.

You see why single women are having relationships with married men in America and young single women are having babies for married men in Nigeria or you see one man having five different girlfriends

My American friend has 10 girlfriends in different cities in the United States and he came to Nigeria and proposed to marry a Nigerian woman who fell for his sweet tongue. Then he returned to America to continue playing around with his girlfriends and he is in his 40s. He even boasted that he got one of them pregnant. His girlfriends are being misled until they end up as old maids or senior singles who whine about man shortage.
They would have been married years ago, but they were chasing after players who took them for a ride and dumped them.
So, the sooner they stop chasing the bling bling the better their chances of finding good men to marry.

Others are free to agree or disagree.

me i agree ooooo

many ladies are the architect of their own failure. Many of them cannot deny the fact that at certain point in their lives they have not encounter good and nice men who were serious with them and who wanted the best for them.

For where!

Most ladies are spoilt. When they were young they deemed it fit to enjoy life partying up and down, dating numerous men, trying to beat their friends in the dating game and of course in the ''sex game''. They want to be label as the best fvcker of their time. Not using their senses to know that time waits for no ''woman''.

Before they could realise the reality of life they are almost 40. That is when they disturb pastors up and down for miracle husbands and forming saints in churches but all these showings is just for them to marry a man. If they succeed you will see the real devil in them.


Make i talk true, i no dey pity ladies again oooo. If you like cry blood you are own your own.

Wetin i want tell them again wey them never hear?

*rides my bicycle out of thread*

hussle for your career, get the money, buy the cars you want, dont give ladies attention and you will see women calling you ''god''.

With all these if you are discipline and decides to have just one lady do so. But dont entertain others.

But if you are the players, you can rotate pucccciii on a daily, weekly or monthly basis.

My brother what we need is pure wisdom on how to know the tricks of women and have our cash intact and we wont lament again.


I don gooooo.

#these biiiiitches true true can never be loyal.

youngds: Hmm..They understand themselves and hate each other for daht

very true....they are full of wayoooo(deceits).

head shot with a sniper gun is what should be given to anyone trying to escape quarantine. No pity

SuperMartins: Lolz..but na true naa...

my brother na true u talk ooo. Human being wicked. Them get disease them go like to share am to people so that no be only them go die.

People wey get aids dey do the same thing. Them dey give free fvck sef to spread the disease. No be wickedness be that?

Make i join u for the prayer jare. Na thunder go strike anybody wey get bad plan to dey spread ebola up and down to different state. Amen

alsudaes1: wish you well. . .

is it true that they've dropped (evicted) some of you guys?

oga of course na. Definitely they must drop people. And do you know the worst part. Some people that did not even go for the screening will have their names in the final lists.
U don forget say na nigeria we dey? It happened in the last 71rri, navy dssc etc.

God help us

Segadem: Is la liga a league? abeg this league is just two horse race,no competitiveness among the smaller teams,watching other team apart from real Madrid and barca the stadium would be half or partial filled, even their FA are not helping the matter with discrimination of which the smaller clubs don't get the same match bonuses, allowances compare to big club.
And it is in la liga u can see the first team leading fourth team as much as 30 points.

u are a big liar. U dont know la liga. Stadium are filled when other teams play their matches.

What sevilla, bilbao or villareal can do tottenham, everton, arsenal even mancity can not in europe.

ClintonNzedimma: Whats the point of the question....
Are you asking of teams or competition?
My point is that EPL is better in terms of competition but LA LIGA has better teams.

Up till now, there is no evidence that Arsenal is better that
Atletico Bibao. Sevilla is far better than Totenham and Everton.
Villareal could come to EPL and put up a good fight for the title.
Want evidence?,
why hasnt totenham or everton won europa cup but it has been dominated by spain.
Watch a replay of 2012 UEFA super cup of Atl Madrid vs Chelsea.

u too much my brother. The big 3 in la liga are too much for the smaller ones to handle. While the smaller ones can deal with the big teams in epl.

#team la liga
#team barcelona
team messi

SuperMartins: Hmmm..Nawa oo, u running to infect pple in d same bus,pple ur sweat touches while trekking to ur safe haven,den u get to xchange plesantries,den u get to d house u escaped to and hug dem....Nawa...hope dis tin doesn't get to Edo! Any1 who has gt dis and tries to escape to Edo,May u collapse on ur way here! AMEN!! Dats like Suicide-distribution nau,u jxt wana spread it

lol...u na bad pastor ooo. See prayer. Hahaha

chelseabmw: Another clean sheet for chelsea UP CHELSEA

na everton ooo. Not burnley

Marcelinho: I am seek and tired of NFF n its problem, can people who only seek their well being let our football grow, from wat am seeing we (Nigerians) r heading for doom!


Meanwhile God help Nigeria!

gbagauns

evegran: . Hmm okay. Well I was about to follow back when I discovered you don't have your photo on your profile. I'm sorry I only follow folks with photos of themselves displayed, I won't wanna be communicating with a ghost. I'm sure you understand.

haba! That shouldnt be a criteria. I have my pix in my facebook, whatsapp etc. But not nairaland. I have so many enemies here.
Dnt use pix as an excuse

BB12: Must you comment? And where did you hear that doctors work 2hrs in a day. If it hurst you so bad that they earn more than you do, why not go back to school and study medicine. Maybe you were even a wounded medical students who knows?

Please ensure you are properly informed about the subject matter before coming here to spew rubbish!

goat you have been notice. Get away biiitch

denrele u never see anything. Useless man/gjrl

Sirgen05: I suppose u r above 25yrs

I suppose you're an undergraduate or a graduate

I suppose you're mature enough

I suppose you've got a job /working

I suppose you're married!!!

I suppose you're a worker in the health sector


Assuming one of these is correct then I plead with u, your abuses on fellow human beings are well beyond anyone possessing any of the above suppositions!

Pls, you're far better than those who display such characters!!!!

Do something about your ease and freedom to abuse!!

why is ur thinking like this. Cant u use ur common sense for once? The other guy is abusing me and you didnt see that?

evegran: Where have you been? Bbm is not just for blackberry phones. I'll pretend that statement was a mistake -cause I don't wanna believe you're in a cave.

please leave blackberry ooo. I sold the one i had yesterday afternoon. It was always sezing and hanginf, and the battery power is not strong. I am still with my nokia symbian for now.
Follow me back on nairaland.

Toksytoks: I put a clause to it that if you ever set foot in any hospital to consult a Nigerian doctor... since you know they are bastards as you call them. why e dey pain you. They are 'bastard"

The curse will land on you the day you sit in front of a doctor or lie on his couch to seek for his/her counsel.

i send the curse back to you. Receive it in many folds.

See mumu ooo. Its people like you that is killing nigeria with this i dont care attitude.

You never see anything

nigerians we are enemies of ourselves.

Use this money to help the poor masses, no way. Someone somehow is planning how to chop all this money.

Greed!

Toksytoks: The number of souls killed by the doctors or by your government who refuse to equip your hospitals, no diagnostic facilities , no health insurance, no drugs. why don't they kill when our doctors travel out of the country to practice. your dishonorable health minister mentioned it that 2710 doctors left the country last year.

29,000 in the US, 4,000 in the UK..

I still stand by my words.....If you ever step your foot into any hospital to consult a doctor in Nigeria, you will never survive that affliction.It will be your last day, you ungrateful individual. Except a doctor was not present when you were delivered or you were not treated by a doctor as a child. The next time you sit in front of a doctor,the words you typed above will haunt you..

look at this goat. When reasoning speaks about words, you should shut up.
Dont dare me. If you think you have words in your tongue to spit, then take yours.

I curse you back with the same words you speak. Your shall not live long to continue with evil lifestyle of yours. I boomerang every fetish statement you have spoken and declare it to go back to you.
Your swear words shall upon your own head.
When you wish other people death, you will be the one die.
So shall it be.

You this beast.

please send to me too. The one am using os old skool. Abeg

mencade5@gmail.com

tank u

evegran: hehe. BBM! Not a fan of sharing my #

because of what? I dont do bbm. I dont use blackberry. So na so i go take miss the gist that you have for me concerning this evening abi?

Truckpusher: Hehe you dun enter motor wey carry sand

you keep mentioning this post by my monicker is not there. Which kain wahala be this na?

Toksytoks: If you ever step your foot into any hospital to consult a doctor in Nigeria, you will never survive that affliction. It will be your last day, you ungrateful individual. Except a doctor was not present when you were delivered or you were not treated by a doctor as a child. The next time you sit in front of a doctor,the words you typed above will haunt you. Everyone will come in contact will a doctor at on point in time, whether as a patient or as a corpse. Pray to God that a doctor should be the one to certify you dead the day you breathe your last, corpse of people like you should be eaten by vultures.

I don't understand the hate. Go to medical school if you feel you can be better than the brainless crop of doctors we have.

bastard...good for nothing no brainer like you.
Nigerian doctors are thieves. Always looking for money, never ready to work.

The number of souls killed in teaching hospital and general hospitals are uncountable. Yet these goats want more money from the governement.

They come to hospital from 10am, attend to few patients then run to their private hospitals by 12pm. Useless people.

Devils incarnate on human form.

You visit them when you are well, they add more sorrow when you leave them. Bastards! That is what you all are!


To add: may amadioha strike your mouth there. Brainless pig

jumpmasta: I can't make sense of whatever mumbo jumbo you are trying to say..you and your child needs urgent help in English grammer..

grammarian! What a pathetic misery ogre you are. I dont exchange gibberish with a douchebag.