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Romance › Re: Guys And Their Hilarious Questions by mencade5(m): 3:44am On Sep 01, 2014
Lagbaja01: For Guys who think caring is by asking
questions like
-----
Have you eaten?
Have you taken your
bath? Did you sleep well?
How was your nite?
Did you go out today?
Where are you now?
Hope you're fine?
Hmmm..... I think you should improve more
by asking questions like.....
Should I get you some food stuff?
What type of soap and cream should I get
you?
Do you need some money
to change your wardrobe?
Should i send you some cash for your
checkups?
Oh! Baby i just received my salary now,
hope you don't mind if i take you out and
spoil you a little?
Can you send me your bank account so i
can send you something to support your
business?
Alright dear i just call to know how you're
faring and to know if you need a recharge
card to call your mum.
Don't bother thanking me for the tip off, just
do it.
op na eenemy of progress you be.

People like you na im no dey allow their husband help him younger brothers, sisters, elderly ones even parents.

After parents don suffer sponsor the boy for school, he graduate finish get work, come do mistake marry you. You go come confuse am.

1. He go build house for your parents for una village.
2. Open business for your brothers with he own money.
3. Train all your sisters for school.
4. Buy motor for your papa.
5. Open shop for your mama.
6 still dey give your plenty money join.

you no get conscience?

Meanwhile he people for house no get anything.

Mscheeww...Na God go dey punish ladies wey dey do this kind thing to their husbands,
Nairaland General › Monthly Greetings To All My Followers by mencade5(op): 3:33am On Sep 01, 2014
haapy new month to you all. May this be a great one for you, with good health, success, happiness, good jobs, plenty of money in your accounts and a good love life. Amen.

100Cents, Tolutheo(m), tobiboss(m), 2sExy1(m), Gbagauns, evegran(f), Tessy10(f), ilotriouzAY(m), MizMyColi(f), macof(m), Skykid1208(m), Adufetohposh(f), luvola(m), Romanciella(f), Omomehn, redgem(f), Jasi7(m), kingslayer(m), eighty7, capip120, chimkaire(f), Masterbiodun, LannisterIMP, rigarmortis, rudepen(m), MabraO (m), SaintAlbert53, MissMalia(f), kayjuu(f), Douglasdale(m), Yungwizzzy(m), kingphilip(m), herald9, daveP(m), Bunchersstab(m), Anugod(f), Miracy(f), SkinnyDude(m), raficki87(m), temigracie(f), opibycar(m), Dayvhid, TRADELYN, naijaboiy(m), Nche95(m), TyTymer(m)

If you want become pope na you sabi ooooo.

Dont allow your followers to think you dont appreciate them. Greet them once in a while with a message like this.

*goes back to bed to sleep for another 3 hours* tongue

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Romance › Re: I Saw Her In My Dreams by mencade5(m): 3:27am On Sep 01, 2014
100Cents: People find it had to belief me...

cry
they believe you are andyblaze.....hahaha
Romance › Re: Marieolae by mencade5(m): 3:23am On Sep 01, 2014
rattlesnake: Foolish boys on NL

The fact that a profile has "F" female
And a female pix

Does not mean the homosapien behind the keypad is a real female specie

Ote
its true. I have seen guys that have female username. Many of them.

This is not a place to find love.
Romance › Re: Marieolae by mencade5(m): 3:20am On Sep 01, 2014
krispycash: while I quite understand what you said in ur other comment, I would like to implore that u show respect for the women folk... you shouldn't have to be so vulgar about their private activities even if true, there are ways to put it politely. Please... let's show respect for the women folk, they're not playthings and shouldn't be addressed as such... I'd advice u apologize to her... please... from one man to another... It was kinda unpleasant and impolite...
oga i really appreciate you for this. To start many of these ladies dont even deserve polite treatment from us.

Check the second page of this thread, i apologise to her and even removed my post and added just a single dot to it. Check well, with my apology wat was her reply? As usual typical naija girls, her respose was vulgar. So i had to change blast her.

Look to be frank, am not here to take it cool with any ladies.i tried it before but they dont appreciate it. Only few of them lot are okay but the rest have attitude problem.

I will have to disappoint you, i will not stop.

Thanks
Car Talk › Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by mencade5(m): 3:11am On Sep 01, 2014
leverage12: huh
huh
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Ladies Have To Know About Guys by mencade5(m): 10:21pm On Aug 31, 2014
engineerd: Why do we need to have secrets? That's the thing wrong with this world....Everyone lives by a freakin playbook. Whatever happened to good old just be yourself? For fu*ck sake, the world would be a better place if we all just dropped the darn facade and not be afraid to be vulnerable.....
no one will listen bro. Its a fake world with fake people.
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Ladies Have To Know About Guys by mencade5(m): 10:20pm On Aug 31, 2014
ojokojonwanyi: Fake Prophet grin grin grin
i know u dont trust me.

Tanx anyway for the other day
Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Hall Of Fame: Let's Have Your Nominees! by mencade5(m): 9:56pm On Aug 31, 2014
tobiboss: Most of the nominees are coming from the politics section sad, i nominate mencade5, tval, coded01, andyblaze, temiegracie. Bye
haaaa.....tobiboss my oga i greet you ooo. Tanx for nominating. But i will always talk true and speak my mind.
I really dont need any award of hall of fame. I dont need it. Typical of Nigerians it will always be politicize on man know man basis. Or on the nepotic nature that has eaten deeply into system and online community like worms in an already decompose carcase.


I no dey ooo. My brother make i go. Infact i want follow you now. Later.
Romance › Re: Marieolae by mencade5(m): 9:50pm On Aug 31, 2014
valdes00: GBAM..... But bro, wats d use of an advice wen d person u r givin it to is doin lik a DICKHEAD.... Cos dis OP aint gona listen 2 any advice...
the advise becomes useless. Hence, we should stop advising him. Na only one time person dey die.

Leave am, the girl wey e dey kill himself for fit dey in love with another guy. Body go tell am when he go realise say na since he for don forget this lady.
Romance › Re: Marieolae by mencade5(m): 9:48pm On Aug 31, 2014
valdes00: GBAM..... But bro, wats d use of an advice wen d person u r givin it to is doin lik a DICKHEAD.... Cos dis OP aint gona listen 2 any advice...
the advise becomes useless. Hence, we should stop advising him. Na only one time person dey die.
Romance › Re: Marieolae by mencade5(m): 9:28pm On Aug 31, 2014
valdes00: Naija gals playin hard to get sinx 1705, n sum dude wil continue doin lik d OP...... Wat a waste of tym.... Dis MENCADE5 na my type of guy, no HOMO....
my brother i greet you ooo. Hw today na? All of us are here to advise and help our brothers from becoming mugus or magas or slaves to ladies that in real sense are not up to their level.
My brother i don study many of these ladies with their wayoooo, that is why i no dey give them chance.
If ladies like make them cry blood for my front the thing no dey touch me for body. But as ba we we na, i believe only brothers fit help brothers. But some of our brothers dey fvck up. When them get chance to assist their fellow brothers them no go gree do am, na woman dem go dey help, after them help the woman finish, she no go ever look their face again again. Na that time the guys go come dey regret but it is too late.

In my life history, i have never seen a case where a man help a woman and she remembers him for this kind gesture. Some of them fit to do am ooo but it is very rare.

My brother make your enjoy your evening.
Thank you sir.
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 9:20pm On Aug 31, 2014
folly65: Tnx
I am from pluto.
i am from neptune. We are nighbours. tongue

am about to transmit signal to your planet.
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 9:20pm On Aug 31, 2014
folly65: Tnx
I am from pluto.
i am from neptune. We are nighbours. tongue
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike In Dispute With Enugu Govt Over Land Meant For Football Acad. by mencade5(m): 9:16pm On Aug 31, 2014
give him his money back. Bad belle polithifians!
Car Talk › Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by mencade5(m): 8:01pm On Aug 31, 2014
irishCream: So far they dont get to pay nor reward u guys ain't interested undecided jus some attention dat can't be over @ d flip of anoda page
it is not the pay that matters here woman!

Well you wont understand...hahaha
Car Talk › Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by mencade5(m): 7:53pm On Aug 31, 2014
irishCream: @ ur age? undecided
come on girl, dont be jealous.

The topic is interesting you know. If you need tutelage on how to deciper front page topic please do not hesitate to ring my number. cool

Please appreciate a prophet when u are fortunate to meet one. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 5:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
mumuna2 don remove this thing from front page ooo. Why na. tongue
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Ladies Have To Know About Guys by mencade5(m): 4:44pm On Aug 31, 2014
Trypant: Hmmmmmmmm.........Bros, you dey vex oooo! But sorry if your girlfriends so far act like prostitutes. What is in ladies, are in men. Men were made to surpass the women in all areas. That's why men have the agility to work while women made from man with just a rib, have limited chances of agility to work as early as men. Becus of this weakness, dats y God put it that a man, who finds a woman find a gift. No matter how useless you fink ladies have turned, they still hold the keys to a man's future either in prosperity or family. U cnt escape the anger of a woman if you wrong her no matter hw useless you tam her. The post above is for men, there shud be no hardfeelings. I use to think that being independent is the best 4 a lady, but no! That is not the case. Fellow men like u told me dat a man cnt approach a lady who is more wealthy than him in any ramification. They tell me, its better I beg my bf 4 money till I marry than 2 establish myself, unless I dnt want to get married. That a lady asks 4k 2 make her hair, and small money once in a while to look sweet does not make her a prostitute. They have 2 bfs when they must have been dumped by a relationship they sacrificed 8yrs 4! All ladies were Virgins when they were born, ask many of them who de flowered them and if they r with same person. Some are raped or deflowered by ppl they call brother, cousins, uncles, etc! Ladies are precious! No matter the situation they are in! No body is a saint! But dnt paint ladies with such a disgusting tune cus its a lady that gave birth to you.
madam na wa ooo. All this sermon for me. You should have understand i said some. Eh? I dey watch match. If i finish i go come talk.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 4:22pm On Aug 31, 2014
mukina2: goooaaaaaaal!!!!


Aleeexxisssssss kiss
*hugs her* tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 4:12pm On Aug 31, 2014
may this match end 0-0
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by mencade5(m): 4:07pm On Aug 31, 2014
Youngzedd: Two of them need to be flogged.

They are more than this poo, they are matured enough to handle issues like this without others knowing.


Give a woman power and forget her.
very true...a little power to women can get them easily drunk.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by mencade5(m): 3:56pm On Aug 31, 2014
what more can i say?

Many nigerian christians dont follow God anymore but their pastors and bishops.

I will still say ot again? What happen to ''for better for worse''?
Why cant Anita help her husband overcome this issue.

Women and double standard. Yet they want one man one woman marriage, but are quick to divorce their husbands.

If after this divorce, any of them marry another person, na thunder from above go strike them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 3:18pm On Aug 31, 2014
mukina2: no .. -1 from his total game week score
okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 3:04pm On Aug 31, 2014
mukina2: people with sterling . .yellow don enter o grin
mukina2, bonus don cancel for am be that na. Abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 2:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
mukina2: swerve! angry
you never see anytin. That ur h2h opponent must win you.
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 2:53pm On Aug 31, 2014
temigracie: ...en en
i said just a few are.........lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 2:51pm On Aug 31, 2014
mukina2, Erikssen yaff comot. tongue
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 2:46pm On Aug 31, 2014
TRADELYN: OMG...*LoL*...for real?

Perhaps Facebook is ideal shocked
my brother that one is even worse. Please dont mention 2go, i fit die. Hahaha
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 2:44pm On Aug 31, 2014
folly65: Girls dont know what they want
A nice guy comes dere way. They push him to river congo
A bad guy takes d wheel.. They feel ontop of the world with him
When the bad guy is done reconstructing dere hearts
They start crying God punish devil

Anyways
. I read only the number 1
my dear where are you from? You speak with wisdom. Only few ladies exhibits such prowess. Nice
Romance › Re: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls by mencade5(m): 2:39pm On Aug 31, 2014
TRADELYN: grin grin grin
Let the case study be Nairaland shocked
na fake fake girls full here ooo. Just a small percentage are sensible. Lets not use nairaland please.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 31st August 2014 by mencade5(m): 2:21pm On Aug 31, 2014
fredoooooo: you're joking right ? 4 points deficit because of adebayor , a player that can not guarantee me 10 points in a game . I will rather choose a defender like ivanovic over him .
adegoat deceived me witha goal and an assist last week.

Now the mumu cant score just one goal.

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