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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 11:17am On Aug 20, 2014
mesheal7: I just sent the DG a thank you note. I honestly truely feel bad for those who wanted the camp experience, they must be devastated. For me though, I'm still contemplating what gift I should send the DG. Any suggestions?
give the dg this give, egg roll spinkled with Urine from an Ebola patient. *winks*

i hate NYSC. Most especially camp. My brother u get luck oooo.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 11:14am On Aug 20, 2014
Kachisbarbie: HahahahahahahahaHahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahaha. Thanks Sweetie, now where do I send your hug/kisses to?
nah, i dont need it. The fear of Ebola is the beginning of living.
I though you people have transformer in your vicinty.
Do it there. *tongue out*
Health › Re: Nigerian Celebrities Eulogize Dr. Adadevoh For Her Bravery by mencade5(m): 11:11am On Aug 20, 2014
no be only Rita Dominic and co. Be celebrities. Me to na celebrity I be.

''dr God bless you, Rip''
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 11:05am On Aug 20, 2014
silversonuc: oga calm dwn, b 9c to a lady
i was nice to her na. But you no see wetin dey comot from her mouth?
If she be your babe make you warn her ooo.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 11:04am On Aug 20, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Always endeavor to use yo head, hah?
don't just come to NL and type poo.
It's not that difficult to think before typing, is it?
That being said, be civil enough not to quote me again, am past some bullshit. There should be a limit to everything.
i thought you were logical enough to understand me. Alas the undertone from your banter is a clear indication that you think like a crippled maggot. Merely weighing your disposition shows how your frustrated life reeks emptiness typicak of an overfed swine.

Biiitch you are, and that you will always be. Hag!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Islamic Militants BEHEADED U.S Journalist On Video!!! by mencade5(m): 10:57am On Aug 20, 2014
as at the time prophet muhaamed was dieing Piss Be Upon Him, he was screaming like a deranged prostitute.

Here was a his final words:
''brothers save yourselves, sisters save yourselves, everyone save yourselves. I dont know where i am going to. I dont know if it is heaven or hell. Save yourselves! Please save yourselves!

And he died like a fowl. This shows he was misleading them with this devilish religion (cult).

Even the promise of 72 virgins and wines was pure deceits. Oh, muhammed, another Bucket of Piss Be Upon Him, you have misled billions into eternal damnation.

Oh, Muhammed, your rotten bones that are still lying down there in your grave in Saudi Arabia wished they could rise again and correct the wrong you created but it is too late.

I know you are on hell fire now, burning till eternity. Keep burning there, DECEIVER!
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 10:37am On Aug 20, 2014
hapiness44: One question!...how will people runs their ppa?
na God catch them. You see people runsing their ppa to companies in towns and saying ''thank God'' or ''i appreciate God'', those who are innocents will then be posted to thick villages. This is pure wickedness and corruption.

Corruption has its bedrock in nysc from corpers to their LGi to camp commandant to DG.

Fvck NYSC
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 10:26am On Aug 20, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Always take a minute to proof read before u submit @ 'got laid' , what do I look like to u??
you tell me.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 10:24am On Aug 20, 2014
silversonuc: hiaaaaaaan bros calm dwn, suffry dey enter ma fiance jor
hmmm...i check ur profile she no dey ur lists of followers. Hw she take be ur fiance?
Picture of two of una or she doesnt know you.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 8:53am On Aug 20, 2014
chinkichun: Na we say make you nor graduate? undecided undecided undecided
you are a miniature illiterate. You fit reach my level?
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 8:16am On Aug 20, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Nawa, they just be scattering peeps plan.
Am trying to understand this, is it that they won't camp again? That is straight up to PPA?

Ok, now I gerrit...
Safety First

Why didn't they do this in my time?
I had a very rough time in dat camp, it was raining, everywhere was dirty and messy #Ayama# sad
and u got laid too. Dont deny the fact that you enjoyed camp.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 8:06am On Aug 20, 2014
from mobilozation to camping to deployment to ppa. Everything inside nysc are complete corruption. Even the corpers too are corrupt.

#nysc the bedrock of nigeria corruption since 1976.
NYSC › Re: Nysc 2014 Batch B Stream 2 Three Weeks Orientation Camp Cancelled by mencade5(m): 8:03am On Aug 20, 2014
from mobilozation to camping to deployment to
ppa. Everything inside nysc are complete
corruption. Even the corpers too are corrupt. #nysc the bedrock of nigeria corruption since
1976.
Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by mencade5(m): 8:00am On Aug 20, 2014
5naira: who no sabi nairaland gals undecided
hahaha...d tin get as e be ooo.

That is why i no dey look their face ooo. No time
Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by mencade5(m): 7:59am On Aug 20, 2014
5naira: who no sabi nairaland gals undecided
hahaha...d tin get as e be ooo.
Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by mencade5(m): 7:44am On Aug 20, 2014
5naira: Bro if you think say any gal for nairaland go gree talk say she go marry you make i no why, better look elsewhere cuz na pretenders full here, in reality this gals dem go rush to date you
5naira, hw far na? U are always on point.
Yruely na pretenders full here ooo.
But u don toast them before?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had A Crush On Your Teacher? share your experience by mencade5(m): 7:35am On Aug 20, 2014
Omomehn: u really have guts! Did ur guys dare u 2 do it or what?
kkkk
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Had A Crush On Your Teacher? share your experience by mencade5(m): 7:34am On Aug 20, 2014
frankben: All my teachers for secondary school then wowo.... Them no sexy at all at all grin
kkkk
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 7:08pm On Aug 19, 2014
Tymax: grin grin
tymax ur plan no go work ooo.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Soldiers Mutiny, Demand Better Equipment by mencade5(m): 5:38pm On Aug 19, 2014
HAH: Honestly the government are not helping this men that volunteered themselves to fight for the nation.

My nephew came from Borno last three weeks, he said of the 14 passengers in the bus 12 are soldiers disguised as civilians deserting the army, some said they rather go and do okada in onitsha than be used as sacrificial lamb in Borno, one said his mother told him to leave and come back home, generally moral is low for the army in Borno for the soldiers.

Sadly this Boko Haram crisis has open the inefficiencies of the Nigerian army, the last time Nigeria was involved in an offensive war was in Biafra, that is why they are helpless, all the generals in Nigeria have never been to war, mind you peace keeping is never offensive.

My honest solution to this crisis is for the government to swallow it pride and contract the war on BH to the chadian army the way the french did in Mali, chad has the most rugged army in the region owing to the long civil war they had before stability came under idris deby. Boko Haram for the first time encroached on chadian soil last week I guess you all heard what happened to them, they were all captured and the entire 85 people they kidnapped in doron-baga were rescued, they BH know that the chadian army are ruthless hence they hardly encroach on them .

Most people that say Nigerian army are good don't really know them, the military in nigeria is one of the most corrupt institution, most of the officer if not all got to NDA through man know man, some are governors, ministers and perm sect children, is it this Ajebutters that you want them to go and fight war for you, most of soldiers joined because they want to brutalize civilians and be local champion, they never thought that a serious war like this will crop up, remember 99% of BH are bloody civilian that turn militant with little or no training, I wonder if this army can handle a full blwn civil war in Nigeria.

Before now the army use to tell us that BH are hiding among civilian that is why they are hard to be caught , now that BH have moved to the Bush is another story.

This government should do something.
my brother you have spoken the real truth. This country is filled corrupt men. All the rich men use their position to give officers port to their children and siblings.
When it comes to real war, they will all chicken out.
what is so hard in getting a good weapon for our soldiers? The ogas are busy sharing the money. This corrupt big men wants to destroy our country for us ooo.

The worst part is that those who have the real heart to fight this battle are not allow to enter the army.

Like the lists released last week for short service is pure evidence that these men are useless to always politcized our forces.

Country like israel, russian, britain, even us do not do this kind of nonsense.

Shame to nigerian army!
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 3:53pm On Aug 19, 2014
Vikky014: Gud!i hav done dat
huh
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2014
Vikky014: u will probably end up exposing ur siblings,cos am single & am nt searching,
that is usual verbatim of naija ladies. Save it for urself.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 3:37pm On Aug 19, 2014
Vikky014: wic one is church brothers?Hahahaha
y u dey pretend na. I go start to expose una now ooo.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 2:55pm On Aug 19, 2014
Tallesty1: Honestly, after bad guys finish all their candy and chocolate they will start looking for a young good guy to marry. DEVIL IS A LIAR.
my brother u can say that again. And they also target church brothers to fall prey to their tricks.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 2:51pm On Aug 19, 2014
Bunchersstab: Sure cheesy

*Team Barca & Man utd for life*
infact barca are hot this season. I cant wait for suarez to start playing.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 10:28am On Aug 19, 2014
Bunchersstab: Mancade5 u neva slip?
long time, EPL/LALIGA don show again @lest things to take our minds of dis okpo issues dey now.
my brother hw far na? Truely its going to be an exciting season. Hope u r prepared for it.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 2:03am On Aug 18, 2014
khiaa: After enjoying life and banging all the girls their dcks can handle, they are bringing the shaft (remnants) for you to take into marriage, my sistas will you except it?

Well I will advise you to go for the younger ones (early twenties), those ones are manageable.
Think about it and goodluck. cheesy cheesy
na who be this?
Romance › Re: Love Turn Sour Should I Get My Stuff Back... by mencade5(m): 6:58pm On Aug 17, 2014
Bootybuttchic: which kain yeye favour....the funny thing is shed be bragging to her freinds dat ur a mugu...and a player who cant give her a dime wud be banging her......@op just as sexyseun has said ......collect ur thing sharp,even snatch the sim and chew it......dont respe t the feeling of anybody whos gat no respect for ur feelings!





another freindzoned brother cheesy
i like you and sexyseun.

These are ladies nau! You reason well.
Romance › Re: Love Turn Sour Should I Get My Stuff Back... by mencade5(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2014
bruh, its too late.

Naija ladies haff turn boyfriend and girlfriend into business centre. They want to make profit at all cost.

Just like sexyseun yaff said, wait until she says yes to you before you start to buy anytin for her.

We have more Eve(deceivers) in naija than Adam (innocent and gullible men).

Be wise.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2014
Bunchersstab: cheesy cheesy cheesy
hahaha...my brother bunchersstab na true na. If we see true make we talk am. If na you you go gree accept them?

That is naija ladies for you.
Romance › Re: Why Are They Like This by mencade5(m): 5:58pm On Aug 17, 2014
icedbeatz: I don't know what it is but nowadays any girl that i start to date would start throwing the indirect marriage thingy(and they get serious with it sometimes) at me while some will go ahead to ask me to introduce them to my family or when i'm going to do so but the funny thing is that i'm a student in my final year and its not that i'm rich or something.i just don't know why they do it,can any one tell me what it is so i can see if i can tone it down.
after enjoying life and banging all the guys their pusssiii can handle, they are bringing the shaft (remnants) for you to take into marriage. My brother will you accept it?

Well i would advice you go for the younger ones (early twenties) those ones are manageable.

Think about it and goodluck

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