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MrCork:


Team light skin females.




or




Team dark skin females?


The final debate...your preference?.

am dating andyblaze's current girlfriend.

i no dey talk for woman talk again ooo. Na my signature dey talk for me.

litetias: What of dirty pig, useless pikin, good for nothing, yeye pikin, empty brain

hahaha....i also know of this one, some parents will tell their children ''it will not be well with you''. But later they will be the one running after these children to help them.

litetias: No wonder Nigeria is still backward. It's the parents fault. Always cursing the children with words like idiot, fool, you no get sense, mumu, were, ogun go kill you, thunder fire you there, shut up your smelly mouth

true....some parents even call their own children goats, cow, fowl etc.

Africa na wa for una oooooo

ITbomb: YOU forget counter. I wonder whether they still play counter with bottle tops these days. We had competitions. Won cups with our beaten crown top. My favorite was Malta Guinness, they had better balance and stamina than coke and others

u na old man ooo. Well...my favorite na Star counter. Each time i nack my star counter with stone, i go come equiped them with candle wax or soap for agility and formidability.

Oooo boy, any freekick wey i get na goal. Na me first start tiki taka with my star counter. My shot na fire. Those days sweet die.

But these days, na to collect packet of indomie, open toto dem sabi or to fvck small small children. Such is life

marioking: Chai this kai kai too dey worry u faaaa

he go be like igbo for ur eye. After d match make u quote me make i send card for u.

mancity 5 - 1 liverpool.

Yaya toure - 3 goals
fernadinho - 1 goal
aguero - 1 goal

gerrard 1 goal


bet well my people.

see chadli wey i want buy oooo.

Dhellake: Chester Red,, He made some people happy last week

yes ooo. Those with chester, how market ooooo?

Davijunson: I swear, your foolishness knows no bound.

for your mind u don speak grammar. Demented lost soul!

Babafaros: LATEST report reaching us has it that The
Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board,
(JAMB) has announced that all the
candidates who participated in the 2014/15
UTME, (Unified Tertiary Matriculation
Examination) candidates that the Admission
Status will be made available next-
Probably before 27th August, 2014.
The JAMB Registrar, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde,
who made this announcement in Lagos,
urged all the Jamb 2014 Candidates to
check the Internet next week to confirm
their proper placement in the nation’s
tertiary institutions.
Prof. Dibu Ojerinde also announced that no
fewer than 700,000 candidates would
secure admission to the nation’s tertiary
institutions for the 2014/2015 academic
session.
If we recalled, more than 1.6m candidates
sat for the Joint Admission and
Matriculation Board, JAMB examination, the
exam which comprises of the Paper-Pencil
Test, (PPT) – Dual Based test, (DBT) and the
Computer-Based-Test, (CBT) last April and
May. About 60 per cent (plus) candidates
who will not be admitted into any tertiary
institution for the 2014/2015 Session.
According to Dibu Ojerinde, the National
Universities Commission, National Board
for Technical Education and the National
Commission of Colleges of Education have
this year increased the carrying capacity of
the schools under their superintendence.
Dibu Ojerinde, who had earlier urged the
participants of the TCM to endeavour to
conclude the session on time, said the call
became imperative to enable the board to
finalise its admission process this year.
He added that the early conclusion of the
exercise, especially the cut off marks for
candidates’ first-choice universities, would
also prepare the board to make admission
provisions for other candidates in their
respective schools of second choice.
The JAMB boss added, “There is no
gainsaying the fact that the challenge of the
rising demand for access to tertiary
institutions in Nigeria means that the entry
process must be well-managed and
seamless.
It is for this reason that the Board expects
every institution to abide by the admissions
timetable as already agreed upon at the
Policy Meeting of July 1, 2014.
“We must adhere strictly to the guidelines
which stipulates a 60:40 Science/arts ratio,
45,35,20 of Federal ratio, 70:30 of
Technology/non-Technology ratio, as well
as the ratio of 40:40:20 (merit/catchment
area/educationally less developed area) for
state owned institutions.
“As a reminder, it has also become
imperative to stress once more, that all
admissions for the 2014/ 2015 academic
session will end on Friday, October 31,
2014. All institutions are hereby enjoined
to adhere to the stipulated date, as late
submissions will not be entertained.”

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nitlad: Madam, the H2H code wey you give me nor be am at all. . . Na kill ah just dey kill my opponents. Of course you already know this - you were my first victim!

hahahaha...u na badt guy. U fit change go fa cup h2h

mukina2: so Ibime is now another word for being a 'chicken'

my sister na so ooo.

But i can never ''Ibime'' in fpl even if am the last on the log.

MaziOmenuko: Bros, na me wey dey page3 u dey count on?

oga mi, i believe you well well.

Wait till week 10 to see the improvement of your performance. Na page two u dey na.

Omomehn: thought u gave ur life to christ last year or are born agains on vacation?

i no be born again ooo. But am a child of God.

jimmy4x: Sanchez na confirm striker o bros

hahaha...my brother, i no be arsenal fan ooo. Na the premiership game wey we dey play na im dey make me support their players.

Am a barca fan, thank God i gave them sanchez. Hahaha

MaziOmenuko: Guy, no fvck up oh! I'm counting on u


una no go kill me oh

I've sanctioned the sale of Sanchez! Can't have a whooping 10.5 invested on a single player and not have return-on-investment!

arab contractor, me ayam counting on you also. There is no way disvirginator can win this league this season. All hands must be on deck!hahahaha....in that will of yours please transfer that your daughter to me. I take God beg you

Spyde: One of dem b ur captain abi?

my brother none of them ooo. My captain is playing on monday night for mancity.

snowytee: Wisdom is chilling far far on my bench with maximum points while Baines n Debuchy are fooling demselves.Pls,tie that rope to the fan for me

i rebuke every spirit of ibime in you.
Every tin na time ooo. Well somebody don tie the rope for you. Are u ready to climb?

snowytee: Sanchez,why can't you have sense?This thing don dey pass hand o

snowsquad dont feel bad. That -8 points is something else oo. But remember this is a marathon.

Spyde: Thank u ramsey

my brother, i kept faith with ramsey and giroud oooo. A whooping 20 points from them is absolutely fantabolous!

lekkie073: Ramsey 12 points and counting...... +3points sure bonus.....

brother, i kept faith that ramsey ooo. I wish i gave him the captain band. My giroud was benched but he gave me hope. Haaaaaaaaaaaa!


Mukina2 just forget about that head to head on carling cup. Its over!

mukina2: Havilah93, MaziOmenuko

come out ohhhhh



Code01

forgeti the thing wey u dey talk for you. I don win you for carling cup. Head to head.

Giroud and ramsey thank you.

ass anal fall my hand. Buy striker, wenger say no. Computer na a ss a n al i meant ooo. Not that nonsense u are showing me.

jimmy4x: lmfao....Your likes result to insults and name calling, I'm not surprised, that's how far ur brain can handle when u can no longer engage in a discussion like an adult would...Lool, I'm sure u're feeling like a star now, u don yab person for ya mind, mumu pickin, disrespectful child of evil, Enjoy ur life bro, I no get ya tym, make I enter Arsenal thread abeg...
which Club do you support by the way.??

mumu. U don dey run? We go meet again. Make i pursue you enter that ass anal thread,

jimmy4x: Certified Ode, pained modo, I can feel ur pain, if u r not sooo stupiid, y wud u be calling Mourinho, a man old enough to be your father, a mumu...aren't you just soooo stupiid!!!!.?
the earlier you stop hating, the better for you.

crippled maggot. Fvck off, nitwit. Douchebag.

jimmy4x: You and morinho, who kon mumu pass now??
keep hating, u go just kill urself

u r d biggest mumu, get away my friend.!

dammytosh: They are now in . ODEmingwe

brown ID--(iot)EYE

i don here

wenger yaff started again ooooo.

Wetin Giroud dey do for bench na?

Issorait!

wenger yaff started again ooooo.

Wetin Giroud dey do for bench.

Issorait!