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Bholutife18: I know I've gone AWOL on NL but that's due to tight school schedule (I'm not a study freak tho). I don't really know how to put this experience to words cos no matter how literary-freak I tend to be, I still won't attain my experience with my words but ama try somehow.
I aint a stalker (seriously) but a glimpse at a guy's profile really caught my attention here on NL. We exchanged contacts and we often speak on phone (he doesn't really like social networks-weird!).
Our first meeting wasn't really what I wanted. He was kind of in a hurry and I was dissapointed. Although he looks promising and respectful, just like his online character, but we couldn't buy half an hour together.
We went our ways and I couldn't imagine how a guy will go through inter-state traveling to see a friend and a nap-chat was all they could get.
After this we had series of meetings and I began to study him... He is jovial, fun to be with, lively, serious, mature, friendly, a little timid plus he is nice.
He's so cool, a mild voice, taller than i am and his hairstyle is so cute... although he said it's natural. He sure know how to make me laugh (not even smile). He isnt too charming but his characters are.
I actually never thought someone could posses such characters here on NL.
Don't think that much, we just friends and am so comfortable with that now .
Shoutout to all guys here on NL, you are all mouthed
Davep
frankben1
jefferyjamez
3Ddimension
kingphilip
(am not good with mentions o)
....
And my special S/O to lanicky - miss landlady
charijee
xtarxhyne | i so much like this girl.
Loff ya all

una fvck u no want talk that one abi? God is watching you

see girls with correct nyash! God!

But this lady from cote d ivore beat okagbare ooo. Haaaa

chaiiii na 3rd ooo. This naomi campbell sabi run ooooooo

okagbare time don reach ooo. Haaaa....run call, yellow card for the pass for false start. The lady from france don collect red card for false start.

we have racism in nigeria. You may call it tribalism, i see it as racism.

Yorubas hating igbos, igbos hating hausas, hausas hating yorubas, igbos hating yorubas , hausas hating igbos.

Even other minorities tribes do these to one another.

BodyKiss: Check again.

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na nokia 3310 u dey use?

usmaniacaliqual: olodo guy, let Messi play for Nigeria maybe he will reach final cos na one man d win world cup ba?

mumu na im u be. I thought crynaldo penaldo was super human. Fake world best.

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u dey fear to write? Or na arabic u want take style write?

Mybettingtips: Cristiano Ronaldo's Records and Achievements in 2014:
1. Won The UCL top Scorer Award.
2. Won The La Liga 'Pichichi' award.
3. Won The Europian Golden Shoe
4. Finished 2013/14 with most goals for club (50) in Europe.
5. Finished 2013/14 with most goals for club &country (62) in Europe.
6. Set the Record for Most Goals ever in one UCL season (17).
7. Become the Portogal's all time leading goal scorer (50).
8. Become the first Player ever to score 50 Goals in 4 Straight season in Spain's history.
9. Become the first Player ever to score in 11 straight games (club &country).
10. Become The first Player ever to score in 8 consecutive UCL games.
11. Become the 2nd All Time top Goal scorer in UCL (68)
12. Become first Player ever to score in 2 different UCL finals for two different clubs.
13. Won Copa Del Rey.
14. Won Champions League.
15. Won 'Best Player in La Liga' Award.
16. Become RM's 4th all-time top goal scorer (252).
17. Become RM's First player ever to score 30 Liga goals in 4 straight seasons.
18. Become Player with most goals ever in Knockout Stages of UCL (34).
19. Become Player with most Goals ever in SF stage of UCL (.
20. Become the first Player ever to score 10 goals in 3 consecutive UCL seasons.
21. Set the biggest gap between 1st & 2nd top scorer in UCL history.
22.Become The first Portugal's player ever to score in 3 WCs
23. Become 3rd player ever to score in 6 Euros or 3 WCs
24.Won ESPN's 'Best International Athlete Award'.
25. Goal.com's 'Player Of the season'.
26. BBC Sports 'Player Of the season'.
27. Goal.Com's 'Best forward of the season'..............
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So tell me how will Ronaldo not win the 2014 Europe best player award ahead of Robben and Neuer?..... And also the Ballon D'or award.
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tell to him to win the world best 4 times in a roll then i will respect him.

What of his world cup performance. Please add it there too.

Emmafrancis: Gay wetin?? Guy stop talking rubbish

abeg go clean ur eye jor.

kamsioghene: Abeg make we hear word jare. If U̶̲̥̅̊ ₪☺ like A̶̲̥̅♏ or e pain U̶̲̥̅̊ , go hug transformer.

go to ur street and hug the one there.

We all saw the cheating in the last world best. Ronaldo is a cheat, i know his gay fans wont see that.

Fvck u all.

Naskiid: Saddist!

hater of messi. Go and die!

that girl br ea sts for that pix don fall finish ooo.

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http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2914/champions-league/2014/08/28/5066500/ronaldo-named-uefas-best-player-in-europe

the best in the world that couldnt qualify pass the group stage of the world cup? Wtf

your end is near gaynaldo.

Messi is the true master.

TRADELYN: Sorry, dear
Let me help you.
Please text your Nairaland username ONLY to the phoneline on my signature.

*rolls eyes*

clears throat

make i no talk oooo

T3amie: pig

maggot

Frankmishael: just pity u .u will learn how to respect ur self soon

go fvck urself

Frankmishael: foool just watch nd see

nincompoop.....lets watch and see, lucifer's curse on you.

Frankmishael: all is urs cause be u and ur generation and ur wife .so shall It be in d Name of d Most high and Lucifer amen

goat. It shows how confuse and stuuupid u are. May lucifer, curse you for ever. May ur rot in the hottest part of hell. All the curses here and in previous post belongs to you. Take it. Madman!

jonescyras: G

na wa oo

i see...u try.

[quote author=Frankmishael][/quote]may thunder fire you and your entire generation. May you be plague with ebola.

Your entire generation shall rot in hell fire. Useless brainless worm. Bastard!

T3amie: nah 2dae i knw say u no get sense

your pa

andy, am d one banging ur current girlfriend.

lalasticlala: Many people have their most romantic moments and experiences.
You can share yours here, but before you do, you can read some celebrities' account of their most romantic moments.

These celebrities shared their most romantic moments.

UCHE JOMBO

What is the most romantic thing your husband has ever said or done for you?

He is not like anybody I’ve met before. He is certainly the most romantic person I’ve ever met in my whole life, needless to say that is why I married him.

Wow, that’s really sweet. How did he propose to you?

He actually proposed twice! The first time, we just continued talking. The second time, we went jet skiing and I was so scared. The water was so deep, you had to swim like eight feet into the water to get to the bike. I consider myself a very good swimmer but that day, the tides kept pushing me back. By the time I got there, I was so mad, I said
“I am so going to kill you” and he said “why don’t you just marry me and then you can kill me afterwards”. And I was like “very funny”, and he said “you haven't given me an answer”. That was when I knew. Since I didn't kill him there I said I was going to go back to that exact beach and have our wedding there.

STEPHANIE LINUS

What was your best wedding moment?Our vow to each other, walking out of the church as husband and wife, our first dance and then the amazing fireworks, that was magical!

BRYAN OKWARA

Ex Mr Nigeria Bryan Ikenna Okwara recounted his most romantic date ever.

What was your most romantic date?
Valentine’s day in 2009. I was in New York with my girlfriend and while we were having dinner, I gave her a Valentine gift which she was quite happy with. But earlier, I had given the waiter a bigger and better gift to bring for her saying it was from an anonymous person. They brought it while we were eating. It was awkward at first but at the end of the day, she knew that it was from me.

OMOTOLA JALADE EKEINDE

Tell me one very romantic thing he has done for you that really made you swoon…

"I can’t point out one thing. Everything he does is romantic, I wouldn’t lie. There is a reality show they are shooting on us now and people would get to understand how he is. He is just an angel. He does things that the typical African mentality would say a man shouldn’t do. For example, when I was leaving the house today, he escorted me to the car, practically tucked me in, made sure my hair was OK, my dress was not showing out. I think that is romantic.

INI EDO

..I am sure you ladies understand what I am talking about here - when that special person who excites that special passion in you comes along, you begin to do things that are out of range - you begin to be consumed by his thoughts - you begin to send text messages, call him all the time and just feel so much in love. That was the way I felt when Philips came along. I knew that he was the man for me.

LIZ GOLD ONUWAJE

Liz Onuwaje is a fast rising actress and an ex beauty queen. She has never hidden her love for money as she once said that money and bank alerts turn her on and make her wet. She said she dumped her former boyfriend because he didn't have much money.

Lizzy showed her daring spirit when she revealed in a recent chat what she considered the most romantic thing a guy has ever done for her.“It was when my present boyfriend got me a car. Actually, he didn't let me know that he wanted to get me a car. I was driving a small Kia car when we met. He told methe car was very small. So one day, he just called me over to Lagos, because he was about to travel out of the country. So I flew down,when I got to the airport, he drove down a brand new Lexus Jeep. He told me it’s mine, but I didn’t believe him. Sohe brought out the documents and they were all bearing my name. Automatically, I knelt down and started crying. I was just wet with happiness and tears of joy”.


Share your most romantic moment/experience ever?

lala u don start oooo. The last time na u no make us get miliyons of naira when those people copy ur topic. Now again u no want do d right tin again abi?


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like play like play this thing fit enter fp.

Make i no carry last sha

2sExy1: my baby is different!

d one wey no give u food for nysc abi? U never jam!

2sExy1: That's how the cookie crumble

i know say na here u go dey. but truely our naija ladies are devilish.

rip

one of the few that didnt give people fake prophecy and deliverance just to make name.

One of the few that didnt use big big grammar to get fame all around the nation instead of preaching the word.

One of the few that didnt change wife used sanitary pads.

One of the few that didnt enrich himself with people's hard earn money in the form of offerings and tithes.

One of the few that didnt use relaxer on his hair.

One of the few that walked with his feet in stead of acquiring multiple privaye jets.

One of the that didnt use church tithes to build schools yet only the rich attends the schools at the detriments of the original payer.

One of the few that didnot sell holy water from N5000 and above.

Even at his age, i didnt see where he was refer to as ''daddy or papa''

rip once more.

jidxin: hmmm days nija 4 u.....lie is dia watch ward

gbagauns how far for this one na?

lat4real: I don't really care, nah to go back to my old system of keeping my money...

Inside KOLO

i dey come ur house by 12 midnite. Make u surrender dat money to me.