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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (2 - 0) On 23rd August 2014 by mencade5(m): 4:16pm On Aug 23, 2014
chelshit hw market na?

Fabregas and costa no dey? Make mumurihno put them na
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Good News! Immigration Set To Recruit 5,000 Officers by mencade5(m): 10:16am On Aug 23, 2014
bastards!

The will collect N300,000 from others, give them the jobs believing they are foooling us.

Bastards!

To add, i no want die for stampede ooo
Science/Technology › Re: Google Defending Its Cables From Sharks by mencade5(m): 4:48am On Aug 23, 2014
google dey battle shark wey dey chop their cable.

Me i dey kill cockroaches wey dey chop my book.

Google expend much, while i spend zero kobo.

Anyho anyhow, all enemies of success must die!
Gaming › Re: Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare by mencade5(m): 4:41am On Aug 23, 2014
is it also on android phones?
Politics › Re: COAS: Nigerian Army Will Be Reorganized by mencade5(m): 4:14am On Aug 23, 2014
yes. You will restrategize and defeat terrorism by recruiting officers and recruits on man know man basis. Also allowing god-fatherism in the army.

No wonder once the over pampered and corrupt personnel enters the force, fighting for their father land will never be their priority.


Oga i pity you and the numerous corrupt officers in the army. You cannot do anything to this terrorism if your recruitment is not free and fair.

Also get rid of those moles in the army and save the lives of innocent soldiers who are being killed everyday due to leakage of information.
Family › Re: 3-Day-Old Amara Chiedozie Learns To Feed Herself by mencade5(m): 1:42am On Aug 23, 2014
goalburner: Chineke!! Twins tantan........ buh is it only Seun dat deserve twins from u, we have other Big Boys on NL like mencade5, madcow and Andyblaze
*get shocked* *looks at goalburner*
abeg who be this ishilove sef?
Politics › Re: Creation Of "Oil River State" From Akwa-ibom And Rivers State by mencade5(m): 1:38am On Aug 23, 2014
omololu2020: my broda plz speak for ursef,pple or region alone,if nigeria divide aLl d problm will still continue for u n ur pple,but we yorubas shall not hav any problm
how do you want to get your kwara state back from the fulani? Explain this without insult like a gentle for us to understand.
Education › Re: Difference Betwwen Been And Being by mencade5(m): 5:35pm On Aug 22, 2014
ladyfeli: . Hmmmmm. I will take note of dat
lol...ok. Its a compliment though.

How is ur day going for u?
Romance › Re: Common Lies Church Girls Tell by mencade5(m): 5:13pm On Aug 22, 2014
panachuku: thunder fire all dose church girls o. fell for one during my nysc. always leading d skul female students in prayers preaching and d likes. got attracted to d fool. said no sex i agree o. untop my 19800 my parents sent me 40k extra each month. dis gal go dey save her money dey help me blast mine. kobo i no save. for good three months no puci. na so i discover say all d church program she dey always go monthly cos her state was nearby na diff men house she dey go. i hacked her facebook and say her chats. i was like god dis cant be o. naso me self clear am o. say students dey yapa dey beg to fuk me if she no open. d fool later gree. she will always tell guys she has fuk jst two guys. her tight pussy will decieve u its thru. but na salt and hot water dey tight am. church gals i fear dem till today
my brother na true u talk. That nysc own na im dey common pass. I discovered their lies quick quick under one month.

I fear nysc fellowshi girls oooo
Romance › Re: I Slépt With My Driver Just To Have Children For My Husband by mencade5(m): 3:05am On Aug 22, 2014
ghana's Odamptey Lamptey comes to mind. Women sleeping and enjoying their driver's peanut since 1960.

I dey fear una ooo
Romance › Re: How To Treat Your Girl by mencade5(m): 9:55pm On Aug 21, 2014
MizMyColi: awwwww cry this is beaurifuu grin
hi dear, u pm dont seem to be working.
Have a great nite
Romance › Re: Dangers Of Too Much Sex by mencade5(m): 9:08pm On Aug 21, 2014
Henrypraise: one tin i knw, 4 d dudes, u gradually turn to 'i' n d girl gradually turns to orobo, thank God i av not had sex 4 a month now, i was almost turnin to sumtin else
very true. The dude becomes I and whitish too. No blood for him body.

The gal nyash go also come out like african pot.

#true facts
Education › Re: Difference Betwwen Been And Being by mencade5(m): 12:24pm On Aug 21, 2014
ladyfeli: Yea. Had a gr8 evening
nice to hear. U username is kind of interesting to me.
NYSC › Re: Lets Help Return Their Discharge Certificates by mencade5(m): 11:46pm On Aug 20, 2014
TRADELYN: True...
she is back. Have u not seen her?
Education › Re: Difference Betwwen Been And Being by mencade5(m): 11:43pm On Aug 20, 2014
ladyfeli: Gud evening
good evening. Hw r u? Hope u having a great evening over there.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 11:18pm On Aug 20, 2014
temigracie: ....nothing ooo...ayam fyn sha....make i just kip shut sha...
alright...take care
Education › Re: Difference Betwwen Been And Being by mencade5(m): 11:16pm On Aug 20, 2014
ladyfeli: This was really helpful..... Tanx OP
hi dear
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 11:13pm On Aug 20, 2014
obayaya: grin



Goan sleep grin
hehehe

issorait
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 11:12pm On Aug 20, 2014
temigracie: ....mencade5....***lips sealed***...no b for my mouth dem go hear say teacher moda die....
temie wetin happen na? Hw work? Hope fine
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 11:10pm On Aug 20, 2014
MizMyColi: You suppose sabi na grin
alright i know what to do.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Lavish Homes Of American Archbishops! (pictures) by mencade5(m): 11:09pm On Aug 20, 2014
this thread will not be complete oyedepo and his private jets.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 11:00pm On Aug 20, 2014
obayaya: Haba!!!

How e dey do you for body tonight?

Better dey you lane o tongue
u don see fine girl now u no go let her rest abi?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:58pm On Aug 20, 2014
xynerise: 6-0? undecided. Na back of TV you dey watch?
sorry no vex. I forget to add 2. Na 6 - 2 jor.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:57pm On Aug 20, 2014
MizMyColi: Let's hope for the best. smiley
i pray so. But u know say bible talk say faith without work is dead. How we go take do am na?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:54pm On Aug 20, 2014
game over, nigeria don win 6 - 0. Xynerise i wish u luck with ur now spouse. Make i go politics section go fight.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:51pm On Aug 20, 2014
obayaya: Auntie, that's somebody's husband you're talking about na embarassed

grin
obayaya na wa ooo. Na all the whole chics u want collect? Na so you take collect missyhorlar from my hand. Why na? tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:49pm On Aug 20, 2014
xynerise: Na only her waka come na cheesy
i dey surprise ooo, e be like some of our girls na men them be.
Oshola just comot now. Yetunde don enter for her.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:48pm On Aug 20, 2014
MizMyColi: ....?
nairaland girls all hates me. I dont think i will ever date any of them sef. But who knows. It may be possible with you. tongue
irishkez, better luck next time. tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:44pm On Aug 20, 2014
mstik: Menaced 5 ooh
Lwkmd
Xynerise Abeg don't fall for dis dude lol
Which Gurl would actually post this
grin
mstik wats ur problem na?

Xynerise oshola don score 4 goals ooo. Korea go chop 10 for this match ooo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Oh Xynerise! I Need You. I Love Everything About You. by mencade5(m): 10:40pm On Aug 20, 2014
xynerise: Oshola got a hat trick. Me dey there too. Liability, abeg no vex make I watch match finish. My asset is at stake grin
u dey play nairabet? me i dey watch the match for supersport. Our girls just dey flog korea like children.

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