Meanwhile in Ondo state, ordinary SSG is threatening a lily hearted sitting governor in the state's exco meeting, effusing with fire and brimstone with claims of Abuja backing. Just wow! This Lucky has to learn a few tactics from Sim and make friends with Fayose who fought two sitting presidents very acerbically, virulently and corrosively. He doesn't know the powers appropriated to the office of a governor.

Confusing headline from a confusionist. It initially sounded like a court verdict until it got to a point where I read it was from some quintessential political jesters.

Among the top ten on this chart, only Turkey and S.Africa are not among the coldest countries in the world. But they're relatively cold too!
So we can easily establish a dialogical rapport between cold and konji. But what do I even know?

The world is insidiously nose-diving into an oxbow lake of apocalyptic crepuscule. Before we sha finally enter the final 666 destination in 100 year's time, I go don migrate.

PITOBI

The conviction that LP has a chance in Lagos is one of the daydreaming inclinations I've ever heard about. Maybe if Ambode had been their flagbearer, it would have been a keen contest. But the choice of picking one of the ungrateful refugees who can't even speak the language of the people he wants to govern, is their greatest undoing. The Yorubas should be united in fishing out these Ipob miscreants after the election and forcefully expel them to develop their own land if they're so good at it. Charity they say, begins at home.

Don't mind that ode jare. What value does he have in Nigeria? He should just shift and go join his fellow slaves in the UK.

Neoteny7:


Gringori was once governor of Anambra.

Please tell me everyone in Anambra is rich, secure, and safe.

electromide05:
1. Author of life Devine (tune: Darwells 148th)
2. God is working His purpose out (tune: Benson)
3. Let all the world in every corner sing (tune: Luckington)
4. All creature of our God and king (tune: st Francis)
5. All things praise the Lord most high (tune: Te Laudant Omnia)

Comments so far..... Na you sabi pass.

I hope this guy whose hair is plaited is not one of the beneficiaries o.... because na yahoo boy him go be.

The north is the only place in the country that needs the services of corp members, because advertently, ethnical factor is a basic concomitant in determining the likely place of posting. So a teeming population of better read southerners are pushed up there to assist in their schools in exchange for those up there, who got admitted into the univetsities with 110 UME cut off mark. The South West is the only place at the receiving end of the contrivance called National integration for which the scheme was originally designed, and this is because it's the only relatively or comparatively safe place in the country but the scheme does not statutorily allow for its indegenes to have a space there, save an imprint of "runz".

This god of man talks too much. Must every administration patronize you?

As much as I'm caboodle simulacrum in-pari materia to the asseveration that the SS subnational enclave intrinsically tilt towards electoral numerical advantage of the PDP in erstwhile electoral contest, it is also apt to succintly posit that it might be gravely pernicious for the party to floccinaucinihilipilificate the silently voluminous threats posed by Wike and his retinue of hangers-on, and that is aside the fact that the region in discussion is also the genealogical fons et origo of the LP flagberarer, thus an uncannily prescient ethnocentric chauvinistic inclination to dispel the subsisting voting tradition in the region.
But whatever it is, the tumult soon subsides when time makes more converts than reason!

Sceptre and crown shall tumble down, but in the dust be equal raised with poor crooked scythe and spade!

Aa

Getting clearer of course.

Again, interesting times ahead.

Same road that was commissioned in 2015 at 3% completion level and same road that has already been badly damaged by several petrol laden tankers that caught fire at different sections of it, even in the process of construction.

No. Because I've never applied for one before.

Need a job? Check this link to apply for one.

https://www.nairaland.com/6457056/vacancy-auto-interior-restoration-firm#99840012

Without an askance about the verisimilitude of these figures being vulcanized by the evolution of each passing day, and without any valid reason to floccinaucinihilipilificate such asseveration from the statutory body, instilling it into our sensitive perception that the debilitating effect of this pervasive population decimator, one that has resolutely defied all entreaties of medical prognosis, might lead many to spend the night that knows no earthly waking if at individualistic and collective level, a paroxysm of significant precautionary inclination, is not emphasized in full throttle.
I dare aver, even at the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum that much as rudderless we have posed since the advent of this global concern in terms of deliberate effort to proffer a panacea to this quagmire, given the centrifugal excrescence of valiant attempts by statutory enforcers to ensure that adequate social precautions are taken into due congnizance to forestall an ugly sceptre of indecent incident of dissident distribution of this malady within the social space, our greatest undoing is the trivialization of how pernicious the threat inherent in this pandemic may be.
But above all, who are we to cavil and complain when our amaranthine remote assistance in Nigeria, comes from above, our lacklustre endeavours notwithstanding?

It's an advent of a new year, a brand new space to consolidate our centrifugal inclination to pose an embodiment of testimonies in relation to trajectories of yesteryears. All sincere eulogies, pukka adulation and inexorable panegyrics returned to the ever unswerving Grand master of the universe for our progressive locomotion to the apocalypse of the great levorotatory heliocentric revolution of the past year in-extenso. I am in caboodle simulacrum in-pari materia to an asseveration that it is not so much our excrescence of personal safety endeavours that extricated us from the pernicious realities of the year, but strictly, as we have evolved a conscience inter nos in full acknowledgement of the relentlessly fissiparous grace, bestowed on us from the greater beyond, the catalyst of our transition to a new firmament, which can never be under emphasized or logarithmized. I pose in perfect agreement with the entire global constituents to anticipatorily luxuriate in the best this auspicious 2021 has in store, imbued and extortionately satiated with indescribable ebullience, incredible financial lactation, a cornucopia of assuaging exploits, inexpugnable unprecedented breakthrough and multi dimensional transcendentalism as I pray we again evolve on the mountain Olympus and vibrate with a reverberating thunderous effusion of Euraka! in the spirit of thanksgiving for the evolution of coming years in relation to accomplishments recorded in the course of this year. Happy new year!

Drdreyy:
"Bugbe re ti lewa to". Rendered in Yoruba. Don't know if it has English version.

Pleasant are thy courts above.

H

okpalaAnambra:
Law of demand and supply rarely work in Nigeria if not the FG isn't even supposed to determine this..I mean it should naturally take care of itself
NIGERIA IS A ZOO AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO HELP IT

SPLIT THIS COUNTRY ZOOGERIA NOW!

Move to wuhan if you're this frustrated oga.

Kayouzka:
Above property is for sale. It has Eleven Room and Parlour self-contained Apartments. Four of them have two toilets and bathrooms.
The title documents are available on demand. It is located at No. 29 Cardoso Street, off Luth Road in Mushin, Lagos, Lagos State.

The price is 55M naira asking price.

Document;
It has a registered deed and C of O

Note;
The current rent is 350k per apartment.

You apparently don't know the difference between above and below. Let's start from there.

AutoReportNG:
Arakunrin Rotimi Akeredolu, over to you Sir

Did you mean to say Arabirin Betty Akeredolu, our de facto governor?

Bidobado1:


Excellent, good riddance to disgusting rubbish. Old useless fvckers, 73 year old ambassador with no fvcking meaningful achievements to show for it.

Read more carefully sir. FORMER ambassador who is now 73 years old.

One thing I know for sure.

2019 election is between APC and Opposition parties chiefly dominated by the PDP.
All these mushroom parties will only be doing the PDP a grievous disservice.
The Nigerian electorate is divided between APC and opposition, meaning the more fragmentated the opposing side, the more scattered their votes are. Unfortunately, it spells collective doom for them all as their votes are not channeled towards one consensus direction, whereas, the votes of APC remain constant with unrelenting followership.

Finally, we have been given yet another vent for a lacuna to asseverate for the umpteenth time that popular votes in electoral contests are not acquired by online reverberating ballyhoo or mere centrifugal excrescence of housewife tales, preponderating over a centripetal proclivity of contemporary lexicon and archeological threads of commonplace analysis intertwined with speculative deductions. Even the much idolized US consular has unequivocally averred (against the risk of sounding platitudinously humdrum) that today's exercise of franchise, to the acme and zenith of his comprehension, was a good apotheosis of democratic decorum, one that is void of nkugbuological tantrum and violence. In this state of euphoria in adagio, I acknowledge the conduct of the election into the office of the prima ballerina of osun political natividad and the ever rugged, dogged and inexorably pertinacious governor himself, who as coruscating and quintessential as the
word democracy in itself, decided to stay recussant rather than recumbent in this electoral odyssey, despite the imaginative contrivance of victory by the Prime opposition party in the first phase of the electoral exercise and of course, the vaudeville of malodorous anomalies perpetuated by relentless vitriolic effusion in the cyberspace among other irregularities, many of which were mutual between the two major contenders anyway.
It is high time we sounded it once more to the auditory sensitivity of many of us that the PDP has been decimated and insidiously being confined within the political ambience of the SS and SE. Ostensibly once more, we have seen the embodiment of people's opinion, not ones won on social platforms and I hope subsequent ones follow trend.

[quote author=bolagabriella post=71410026]Hello house,
Well...i have a wonderful friend who is a graduate and owns her own fashion business.
Ohhhh..i don't know what to type joor, i keep on writing and deleting.
I guess it's because i don't know how much about her i need to share.
I'm doing this without her consent and i don't know if It's right, all i do know is she's a wonderful person, still single and would like to meet a wonderful guy.
She's 27years by the way...
And a christian..
Chocolate
Tall
Yoruba
Resides in lagos
What else?
We've been friend for over 8years now.
This is evidence that I'm not good with this kind of thing buh when i saw this thread...i just couldn't help myself.
Ok...you guys should help out by asking questions about what you would like to know and i will answer and afterwards if you think she's worth knowing, you can pm me.


She's not on this forum so any intetested person can't pm her.
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Heyaaaa.....