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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran's IRGC Attacks US Fifth Fleet Headquarters, Airbase, Local Media Reports by Mendelssohn(m): 1:10pm On Jun 03

Revenge is an act of passion, vengeance is an act of justice. Injuries are avenged, crimes are revenged.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Favourite Or Personal Quotes About Love And Relationships by Mendelssohn(m): 10:33am On Jun 03

Love is deep and it's beyond the superficial interpretation of men. It's the recurring element of the greatest innate feelings, a centripetal exhibitionism of affection subsisting between two persons, which is underscored by symbiotic likeness and complementary differences.

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Health › Re: My Mother Fall Suddenly by Mendelssohn(m): 9:56am On May 21

ghettochild:
Go for a CT scan if she has tumors in the brain

The only realistic comment here.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Whatsapp Hook Up Zone For Only Mature Minds 18+ Only. by Mendelssohn(m): 12:08am On Apr 16

Thanks for what exactly? Body go tell you angry

Slimbee1:
I’m ready for hook up. Hint me up on WhatsApp 08061575427. I have 9 inches by length under my boxer and I lasted 2hrs per round. Thanks

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives In Lagos For Easter Holiday by Mendelssohn(m): 12:33pm On Apr 03

We are only bitterly complaining because of people like you and your family by extension. For me, I'm richer than an average state in Nigeria, just so you are aware.

MICHEALADEX:
Omo! See wailing ooo

Oga you don chop so make you no go kpai ooo

Politics › Re: President Tinubu Arrives In Lagos For Easter Holiday by Mendelssohn(m): 4:18am On Apr 03*

Olodo master strategist who took us 70 years backward. May your cruel, wicked and atrocious reign be punctuated in 2027. Clueless dingbat and intellectually brief unrepentant plunderer, one who superintended over the most insensitive administration in the history of Nigeria. A government of the cronies, by the family and for fellow looters. The commemoration of the death of Jesus Christ for which you again wasted our resources to travel home , no kuku get any significance in your devilish heart.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Willing To Help A Woman Get Pregnant No Relationship by Mendelssohn(m): 2:08am On Mar 26

Pele boda Taye, the universal charger.

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Travel › Re: Presidential Helicopter Rescues Flood Victims In Mozambique (Photos/Video) by Mendelssohn(m): 12:31pm On Jan 19

In Nigeria, boda Seyi is using the presidential aircraft for his globetrotting proclivities. Zero mercy for the Hoi polloi.

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Career › Re: See How Green Man And His Team Made Customer Service Week Unforgettable (Photos) by Mendelssohn(m): 11:50pm On Oct 10, 2025

I dare say I am caboodle simulacrum in-pari materia to the asseveration of fellow comrades that the upper anatomical contours of the exquisite and pulchritudinous damsel in the first picture, is assuaging to visual pleasure. I bet they are fluffy and semi-permeable.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Tang Renjian: China Sentences Ex-Agricultural Minister To Death For Corruption by Mendelssohn(m): 1:18am On Sep 29, 2025

So..... it took this man 17 solid years to steal $38m (57bn naira). That's just a single transaction for Wike. Naija my kontiri!

Gaming › Re: This Video Game Made Life Fun For 80s And 90s Kids (Throwback Photos) by Mendelssohn(m): 11:11am On Sep 05, 2025

I still played it yesternight. Same one I bought in 1995. 43 years old man o. Emi boda agbaya grin

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Nairaland General › Re: Sowore Arrives In Court For Arraignment (Photos) by Mendelssohn(m): 8:52pm On Jan 29, 2025

saphiere:
They will follow suit

1. 2baba met Annie when she was 15. He can be sued for defilement.

2. Annie has been there for him. Stood by him through thin and thick. It's worthy to note that Annie used her mother's money to sponsor 2baba first music. Annie do give him transport money to go to studio.

3. He met Annie before others yet Annie's first child is 2baba fifth child.

4. 2baba has exploited Annie long enough. He should be made to pay damages.

5. Annie made 2baba. Remember the song that brought him to limelight is the African Queen. Annie appearance in the music video was the game changer for 2baba.

This is one of the many reasons I tell ladies never settle with a poor jobless boy. Once they make it, they will dump you.

Please let's reduce his followers.

ÒPÒNÚ

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Education › Re: Is It Possible I Still Have A Second Class Lower? by Mendelssohn(m): 8:42pm On Jan 29, 2025

I don see the job wey you go take your result do. Now read out the grades of the first 3 courses from the top grin

Crime › Re: Ogun Police Arrest Two For Vandalising Government Cables, Iron Rods by Mendelssohn(m): 3:00pm On Jan 21, 2025

Crime › Re: Police Officer Found Dead In Abuja Hotel After Sex Encounter by Mendelssohn(m): 2:59pm On Jan 21, 2025

Politics › Re: Senate To Suspend Plenary For Two Weeks From January 14 Over 2025 Budget by Mendelssohn(m): 12:30am On Jan 08, 2025

National assembly went on holidays before Christmas.
Holiday continues till 14th of Jan.
NASS resumes on Jan 14 and shuts down for another 2 weeks to deliberate on budget.
Within the 2 weeks, they will plunder the economy and lavish the proceeds on their compulsive profligacy.
Latest by 30th, their undisclosed jumbo package will be paid.
Only revolution will solve Nigeria's unending problems.

Politics › Re: Wike's Loyalist, Chidi Amadi Resigns As Governor Fubara's Chief Of Staff by Mendelssohn(m): 4:16am On Jan 11, 2024

Meanwhile in Ondo state, ordinary SSG is threatening a lily hearted sitting governor in the state's exco meeting, effusing with fire and brimstone with claims of Abuja backing. Just wow! This Lucky has to learn a few tactics from Sim and make friends with Fayose who fought two sitting presidents very acerbically, virulently and corrosively. He doesn't know the powers appropriated to the office of a governor.

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Politics › Re: 26 Rivers State House Of Assembly Members Who Defected To APC Have Lost by Mendelssohn(m): 2:50pm On Dec 29, 2023

Confusing headline from a confusionist. It initially sounded like a court verdict until it got to a point where I read it was from some quintessential political jesters.

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Romance › Re: Countries With Highest Number Of Sexual Partners Revealed [see List] by Mendelssohn(m): 7:29pm On Jun 03, 2023

Among the top ten on this chart, only Turkey and S.Africa are not among the coldest countries in the world. But they're relatively cold too!
So we can easily establish a dialogical rapport between cold and konji. But what do I even know?

Computers › Re: Google To Phase Out Passwords, Roll Out Fingerprint, Face Scan, Others by Mendelssohn(m): 11:07am On May 04, 2023

The world is insidiously nose-diving into an oxbow lake of apocalyptic crepuscule. Before we sha finally enter the final 666 destination in 100 year's time, I go don migrate.

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Romance › Re: What Brings Out The Worst In People? by Mendelssohn(m): 10:13pm On Apr 12, 2023

PITOBI

Politics › Re: President Buhari Casts His Votes For Governorship And State House Of Assembly by Mendelssohn(m): 11:39am On Mar 18, 2023

The conviction that LP has a chance in Lagos is one of the daydreaming inclinations I've ever heard about. Maybe if Ambode had been their flagbearer, it would have been a keen contest. But the choice of picking one of the ungrateful refugees who can't even speak the language of the people he wants to govern, is their greatest undoing. The Yorubas should be united in fishing out these Ipob miscreants after the election and forcefully expel them to develop their own land if they're so good at it. Charity they say, begins at home.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Presidential Election Results 2023: INEC Official Announcement by Mendelssohn(m): 2:33pm On Feb 26, 2023

Don't mind that ode jare. What value does he have in Nigeria? He should just shift and go join his fellow slaves in the UK.

Neoteny7:
Gringori was once governor of Anambra.

Please tell me everyone in Anambra is rich, secure, and safe.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Favourite Hymns? by Mendelssohn(m): 2:22pm On Feb 19, 2023

electromide05:
1. Author of life Devine (tune: Darwells 148th)
2. God is working His purpose out (tune: Benson)
3. Let all the world in every corner sing (tune: Luckington)
4. All creature of our God and king (tune: st Francis)
5. All things praise the Lord most high (tune: Te Laudant Omnia)

Comments so far..... Na you sabi pass.

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Politics › Re: Oyebanji Launches Ekiti Digital Skill Academy by Mendelssohn(m): 7:33pm On Feb 15, 2023

I hope this guy whose hair is plaited is not one of the beneficiaries o.... because na yahoo boy him go be.

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Romance › Re: Court Order Lady To Pay Man N150k For Not Coming After Taking N3k For Transport by Mendelssohn(m): 12:36am On Jan 20, 2023

bolacode:
I admire your correct use of àmì. E sure me say na public primary school you go in the 80s or early 90s.

A ma fó e lépòn dànù.
Must u say everything?

NYSC › Re: Northern Reps Block Bill For Voluntary NYSC Participation by Mendelssohn(m): 12:38am On Jan 18, 2023*

The north is the only place in the country that needs the services of corp members, because advertently, ethnical factor is a basic concomitant in determining the likely place of posting. So a teeming population of better read southerners are pushed up there to assist in their schools in exchange for those up there, who got admitted into the univetsities with 110 UME cut off mark. The South West is the only place at the receiving end of the contrivance called National integration for which the scheme was originally designed, and this is because it's the only relatively or comparatively safe place in the country but the scheme does not statutorily allow for its indegenes to have a space there, save an imprint of "runz".

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Christianity Etc › Re: Did You See Pepper In The Last 8 Years, Oyedepo Asks Nigerians by Mendelssohn(m): 11:49am On Jan 14, 2023

This god of man talks too much. Must every administration patronize you?

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Politics › Re: PDP Holds Presidential Rally In Edo Saturday by Mendelssohn(m): 10:53am On Oct 21, 2022*

As much as I'm caboodle simulacrum in-pari materia to the asseveration that the SS subnational enclave intrinsically tilt towards electoral numerical advantage of the PDP in erstwhile electoral contest, it is also apt to succintly posit that it might be gravely pernicious for the party to floccinaucinihilipilificate the silently voluminous threats posed by Wike and his retinue of hangers-on, and that is aside the fact that the region in discussion is also the genealogical fons et origo of the LP flagberarer, thus an uncannily prescient ethnocentric chauvinistic inclination to dispel the subsisting voting tradition in the region.
But whatever it is, the tumult soon subsides when time makes more converts than reason!

Politics › Re: Tunde David Mark Is Dead by Mendelssohn(m): 10:47am On Oct 21, 2022

Sceptre and crown shall tumble down, but in the dust be equal raised with poor crooked scythe and spade!

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